GM's thread about nothing (41 Viewers)

[Disco Stu]

Almost time to pack for coshole. Thoughts...1. Really glad Bob pulled through2. Starting this trip with a hangover may not be ideal3. Placeholder4. Looking forward to seeing Cosjobs' bubonic neighborhood

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I'm in. Can't promise how much fun I'll be tonight. But I'm in.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Take it totally easy on Day One.

That's the plan. Although when it comes to me and booze, I'm not all that good at plans.

YEEEEEAAAAAH!

Damn it, and I forgot to print the boarding tickets yesterday.

Print boarding passes? You going to wear a tie and jacket on your pan am flight?

 

[urbanhack]

Non Austin update: gf just got offered a threesome (with a chick). Developing...

Hot Indian chick (fb pic didn't do her justice) kept putting her hand on my gf's thigh last night. That visual brought me to a happy place.

I miss the days when all my hot girl-friends professed the hots for my wife, which would lead to eager talks of a threesome, which I would inevitably screw up in some way. Good times, my twenties.

My lady has recently admitted that she is now openly bi. And she likes really hot chicks (no masculine types).

Lots questions here that I don't feel comfortable asking since she's your lady and not a Knuckles for the night. Oh ok. 1. Was this out of the blue or did you suspect for awhile? Back in our twenties my wife and I would comment on attractive women all the time - she was open about that (a surprising number of women are), but the step from desire to acting is enormous and she never made it (for whatever reason). iii. Did she admit it because she had an "encounter" of sorts?F1. Is this an invite or a declaration that she may fool around on the side? A buddy of mine's GF was like this for awhile. They were exclusive vis a vis the opposite sex, but she'd have standing flings with girls on the side. He never cared.ETA: after we passed into our mid thirties and parenthood all that threesome/bisexual talk petered out.

She's always hinted around at it, always commenting on chicks either in person or on TV. This was something that was highly unacceptable with my ex-wife as she was an insecure #####.I'm pretty sure a threesome isn't in cards, but no big deal. However, if she ever left me it could possibly be for another chick and not a guy.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Predicting an epic rally from Bob. Feel better GB.

GB, I'm not one to go down without a fight. Oddly enough I had a dream about some guys on motorcycles trying to kill me and Shredder. I woke up a sweaty mess, which is good. I'm cautiously optimistic as I've been able to sip on some 7up and nibbling on some toast. We'll see. I also peed out of my #### instead of butt which is nice. This all started after I picked the boys up at school Tuesday. I've battled through it but finally had to succumb today.

Come on GB, I know you can do it.

I'm in. Can't promise how much fun I'll be tonight. But I'm in.

This has Michael Jordan's Flu Game in the '97 Finals written all over it.

 

[Abraham]

Predicting an epic rally from Bob. Feel better GB.

GB, I'm not one to go down without a fight. Oddly enough I had a dream about some guys on motorcycles trying to kill me and Shredder. I woke up a sweaty mess, which is good. I'm cautiously optimistic as I've been able to sip on some 7up and nibbling on some toast. We'll see. I also peed out of my #### instead of butt which is nice. This all started after I picked the boys up at school Tuesday. I've battled through it but finally had to succumb today.

Come on GB, I know you can do it.

I'm in. Can't promise how much fun I'll be tonight. But I'm in.

This has Michael Jordan's Flu Game in the '97 Finals written all over it.

You do know that it wasn't the flu, don't you?

 

[Bogart]

Almost time to pack for coshole. Thoughts...1. Really glad Bob pulled through2. Starting this trip with a hangover may not be ideal3. Placeholder4. Looking forward to seeing Cosjobs' bubonic neighborhood

Yeah, I meant to tell you, with the cooler in tow, I'm going to need you or Uni to not bring anything. I'll let you two play Jenga to decide who it is.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

Safe travels to all jimtanners today. I will be getting thoroughly blitzed this weekend in your honor.

I started last night. 8-0

 

[guru_007]

Not really sure where to place this one....so I figured I'd just drop it here.

I text with my wife from time to time during the day. And while 95%+ of the time, it's routine, "hey who's taking child A to soccer practice today" or "don't forget to pickup avacados and a sixer (okay, 12 pack) at the store on your way home"....On Tuesday my wife was a bit friskier in what she wanted to do while cooking dinner after work that day.

Okay, no big deal, we get home from work, start preparing things for dinner, the children are preoccupied, and we sneak off for 45 minutes 30 minutes okay, 15 minutes of you know, adult stuff in the bedroom.

Come out, finish cooking, eat supper.

Well, after supper, my 12 year old son was kind enough to let us know that ALL of our texts go through to his iPod, so when he got home from school that day, his iPod was blowing up and he decided to see what texts he was getting.







And then of course, I remember right before dinner while he was playing the xbox







####ign technology

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Almost time to pack for coshole. Thoughts...1. Really glad Bob pulled through2. Starting this trip with a hangover may not be ideal3. Placeholder4. Looking forward to seeing Cosjobs' bubonic neighborhood

Bogart/Stu/Uni rounding up Tufnel/MacArtist/culdeus et al for the trip

 

[Limp Ditka]

Predicting an epic rally from Bob. Feel better GB.

GB, I'm not one to go down without a fight. Oddly enough I had a dream about some guys on motorcycles trying to kill me and Shredder. I woke up a sweaty mess, which is good. I'm cautiously optimistic as I've been able to sip on some 7up and nibbling on some toast. We'll see. I also peed out of my #### instead of butt which is nice.

This all started after I picked the boys up at school Tuesday. I've battled through it but finally had to succumb today.

Come on GB, I know you can do it.

I'm in. Can't promise how much fun I'll be tonight. But I'm in.

This has Michael Jordan's Flu Game in the '97 Finals written all over it.

You do know that it wasn't the flu, don't you?

I know it's been questioned plenty, but virtually every account of the game is as 'The Flu Game'.But you go ahead and tell me what you know it was.

 

[flysack]

Not really sure where to place this one....so I figured I'd just drop it here.

I text with my wife from time to time during the day. And while 95%+ of the time, it's routine, "hey who's taking child A to soccer practice today" or "don't forget to pickup avacados and a sixer (okay, 12 pack) at the store on your way home"....On Tuesday my wife was a bit friskier in what she wanted to do while cooking dinner after work that day.

Okay, no big deal, we get home from work, start preparing things for dinner, the children are preoccupied, and we sneak off for 45 minutes 30 minutes okay, 15 minutes of you know, adult stuff in the bedroom.

Come out, finish cooking, eat supper.

Well, after supper, my 12 year old son was kind enough to let us know that ALL of our texts go through to his iPod, so when he got home from school that day, his iPod was blowing up and he decided to see what texts he was getting.







And then of course, I remember right before dinner while he was playing the xbox







####ign technology

Going to need the texts quoted here to understand the extent of trauma inflicted on your son.

 

[strykerpks]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

Safe travels to all jimtanners today. I will be getting thoroughly blitzed this weekend in your honor.

I started last night. 8-0

Butt sober last night. I had a 6am conference call with Sweden this morning and the boy was gassy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Please change thread title to GM's thread about swingers. I hate you Hack.

 

[charvik]

4. Looking forward to seeing Cosjobs' bubonic neighborhood

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh and the stupid TSA somehow magically picked Mrs. SLB to see naked. #######s.

 

[strykerpks]

Zooks works for TSA?

 

[Bogart]

Oh and the stupid TSA somehow magically picked Mrs. SLB to see naked. #######s.

TSA, will take a PM. Kthxbai.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

Safe travels to all jimtanners today. I will be getting thoroughly blitzed this weekend in your honor.

I started last night. 8-0

Butt sober last night. I had a 6am conference call with Sweden this morning and the boy was gassy.

"Hello, Sweden. This is stryker.""Borka borka borka. Bork bork."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh and the stupid TSA somehow magically picked Mrs. SLB to see naked. #######s.

 

[flysack]

Please change thread title to GM's thread about swingers. I hate you Hack.

Please. We're all pretenders looking up at you, the naked wild guy surrounded by ### on the mountain.

 

[Gadzooks]

Zooks works for TSA?

Oh miss, I'm gonna need to check you again. Can you ask Mega-Mind in the Cat Shirt to step away.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Zooks works for TSA?

Please change thread title to GM's thread about swingers. I hate you Hack.

Please. We're all pretenders looking up at you, the naked wild guy surrounded by ### on the mountain.

Not me. At least not yet. Arizona Ron, Fish and Hack are on the leader board.

 

[flysack]

Zooks works for TSA?

Oh miss, I'm gonna need to check you again. Can you ask Mega-Mind in the Cat Shirt to step away.

 

[urbanhack]

Are there any squares left? I have cash to burn.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

lol at Mega Mind

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

I'm just going to pretend it's all fake.

 

[Frostillicus]

Predicting an epic rally from Bob. Feel better GB.

GB, I'm not one to go down without a fight. Oddly enough I had a dream about some guys on motorcycles trying to kill me and Shredder. I woke up a sweaty mess, which is good. I'm cautiously optimistic as I've been able to sip on some 7up and nibbling on some toast. We'll see. I also peed out of my #### instead of butt which is nice. This all started after I picked the boys up at school Tuesday. I've battled through it but finally had to succumb today.

Come on GB, I know you can do it.

I'm in. Can't promise how much fun I'll be tonight. But I'm in.

This has Michael Jordan's Flu Game in the '97 Finals written all over it.

You do know that it wasn't the flu, don't you?

What was it?

 

[Abraham]

According to a number of league "folks" (most recently jalen rose) it was a little illness and a lot of hangover. To he fair, I think that is more impressive.

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

I'm not that smart when it comes to the Twitters, but I just checked and apparently i'm no longer "following" the GMTAN twitter account and I can't find it. Was this a private thing that you had to get invited to follow? I dont' remember but somehow I feel like I used it and tweeted from it before. I'm pretty confident that all of you at CosHole-palooza will not be able to follow directions and provide updates in one location, so I'm guessing I'll be spending the weekend jumping from this thread to the Twitter feed and to the GMTAN FB page. And I'm going to assume at some point there will the biggest GMTAN group shot-video ever recorded. I'm thinking that should be done on a private YouTube link and posted on page 1 of this thread. Oh, Thorn, in your honor I'm wearing my Reeses shirt all weekend.

 

[Gadzooks]

Good God, I was just thinking about how long Gusher's "Coshole ReCap" post is going to be next week. The limits of the internets are going to be tested that day.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Zooks works for TSA?

Oh miss, I'm gonna need to check you again. Can you ask Mega-Mind in the Cat Shirt to step away.

at Mega-Mind

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Good God, I was just thinking about how long Gusher's "Coshole ReCap" post is going to be next week. The limits of the internets are going to be tested that day.

good news is that so many details will be shared, it will feel like we all were there.

 

[Bogart]

Good God, I was just thinking about how long Gusher's "Coshole ReCap" post is going to be next week. The limits of the internets are going to be tested that day.

He's already 5 chapters into it. "Preparation" is 14,000 words alone.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Good God, I was just thinking about how long Gusher's "Coshole ReCap" post is going to be next week. The limits of the internets are going to be tested that day.

He's already 5 chapters into it. "Preparation" is 14,000 words alone.

He just sent a 400 word groupme text about getting to the airport.

 

[General Malaise]

Take it totally easy on Day One.

That's the plan. Although when it comes to me and booze, I'm not all that good at plans.

YEEEEEAAAAAH!

Damn it, and I forgot to print the boarding tickets yesterday.

Print boarding passes? You going to wear a tie and jacket on your pan am flight?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

Safe travels to all jimtanners today. I will be getting thoroughly blitzed this weekend in your honor.

I started last night. 8-0

Butt sober last night. I had a 6am conference call with Sweden this morning and the boy was gassy.

"Hello, Sweden. This is stryker.""Borka borka borka. Bork bork."

Underrated post. A lot of good posts are going to be skipped over this weekend. 3,000 pages for this thread is within reach by Monday morning.

 

[charvik]

Good God, I was just thinking about how long Gusher's "Coshole ReCap" post is going to be next week. The limits of the internets are going to be tested that day.

He's already 5 chapters into it. "Preparation" is 14,000 words alone.

He just sent a 400 word groupme text about getting to the airport.

I must say I did enjoy the 200 word description of the carpet fibers at the gate.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Zooks works for TSA?

Oh miss, I'm gonna need to check you again. Can you ask Mega-Mind in the Cat Shirt to step away.

at Mega-Mind

at guru too

 

[heckmanm]

Not really sure where to place this one....so I figured I'd just drop it here.

I text with my wife from time to time during the day. And while 95%+ of the time, it's routine, "hey who's taking child A to soccer practice today" or "don't forget to pickup avacados and a sixer (okay, 12 pack) at the store on your way home"....On Tuesday my wife was a bit friskier in what she wanted to do while cooking dinner after work that day.

Okay, no big deal, we get home from work, start preparing things for dinner, the children are preoccupied, and we sneak off for 45 minutes 30 minutes okay, 15 minutes of you know, adult stuff in the bedroom.

Come out, finish cooking, eat supper.

Well, after supper, my 12 year old son was kind enough to let us know that ALL of our texts go through to his iPod, so when he got home from school that day, his iPod was blowing up and he decided to see what texts he was getting.







And then of course, I remember right before dinner while he was playing the xbox







####ign technology

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[General Malaise]

Not really sure where to place this one....so I figured I'd just drop it here.

I text with my wife from time to time during the day. And while 95%+ of the time, it's routine, "hey who's taking child A to soccer practice today" or "don't forget to pickup avacados and a sixer (okay, 12 pack) at the store on your way home"....On Tuesday my wife was a bit friskier in what she wanted to do while cooking dinner after work that day.

Okay, no big deal, we get home from work, start preparing things for dinner, the children are preoccupied, and we sneak off for 45 minutes 30 minutes okay, 15 minutes of you know, adult stuff in the bedroom.

Come out, finish cooking, eat supper.

Well, after supper, my 12 year old son was kind enough to let us know that ALL of our texts go through to his iPod, so when he got home from school that day, his iPod was blowing up and he decided to see what texts he was getting.







And then of course, I remember right before dinner while he was playing the xbox







####ign technology

 

[General Malaise]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

Safe travels to all jimtanners today. I will be getting thoroughly blitzed this weekend in your honor.

I started last night. 8-0

Butt sober last night. I had a 6am conference call with Sweden this morning and the boy was gassy.

"Hello, Sweden. This is stryker.""Borka borka borka. Bork bork."

 

[charvik]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

Safe travels to all jimtanners today. I will be getting thoroughly blitzed this weekend in your honor.

I started last night. 8-0

Butt sober last night. I had a 6am conference call with Sweden this morning and the boy was gassy.

"Hello, Sweden. This is stryker.""Borka borka borka. Bork bork."

Could you give him a message? "Bork, Borka, Borki. Bork. Bork Bork??"

 

[General Malaise]

I'm 99% certain that if I do go out to any bars, I WILL be employing the "Borka Bork Bork" shtick.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm going to have a love/hate feeling reading this thread for a while. Going to love to hear about what's going on; going to hate that I'm not there.

Safe travels to all jimtanners today. I will be getting thoroughly blitzed this weekend in your honor.

I started last night. 8-0

Butt sober last night. I had a 6am conference call with Sweden this morning and the boy was gassy.

"Hello, Sweden. This is stryker.""Borka borka borka. Bork bork."

Could you give him a message? "Bork, Borka, Borki. Bork. Bork Bork??"

 

[General Malaise]

Made it into the office today before 7am. Completed the one major task I was tasked with by 7:30 and will be pretending to engage in other tasks before playing Vipul in a round of Poker and then heading off to the harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrport. Hoping to get there early enough for a pre-board beer or three.

 

[heckmanm]

Not really sure where to place this one....so I figured I'd just drop it here.

I text with my wife from time to time during the day. And while 95%+ of the time, it's routine, "hey who's taking child A to soccer practice today" or "don't forget to pickup avacados and a sixer (okay, 12 pack) at the store on your way home"....On Tuesday my wife was a bit friskier in what she wanted to do while cooking dinner after work that day.

Okay, no big deal, we get home from work, start preparing things for dinner, the children are preoccupied, and we sneak off for 45 minutes 30 minutes okay, 15 minutes of you know, adult stuff in the bedroom.

Come out, finish cooking, eat supper.

Well, after supper, my 12 year old son was kind enough to let us know that ALL of our texts go through to his iPod, so when he got home from school that day, his iPod was blowing up and he decided to see what texts he was getting.







And then of course, I remember right before dinner while he was playing the xbox







####ign technology

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I noticed recently that I can have 2 different text conversations with my wife from my iPhone. One goes to her Android phone, and the other to her Apple account, where she has an iPad and a couple of iPod Touches linked. One of those is the one that the kids use, so I have at least the possibility of doing the same thing.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm dangerously under served.

 

[guru_007]

I noticed recently that I can have 2 different text conversations with my wife from my iPhone. One goes to her Android phone, and the other to her Apple account, where she has an iPad and a couple of iPod Touches linked. One of those is the one that the kids use, so I have at least the possibility of doing the same thing.

If I can save one poster from going through my embarrassment, I feel as if I have provided my service for the month/year.And yes, it's all about the effing apple account. I guess my son isn't quite old enough to have a credit card so when he wants to download the latest and greatest minecraft game, he needs to use my wife's apple account. I blame Steve Jobs, ####er is laughing in his grave at me.