GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[krista4]

MAN DOWN

Just posted a pic on the twitters for you

Was it of a fat chick? I'll see I can remember how to get to the tweets. I'm not a twitter user.

Oh my god, that looks awful! Does it take an extra hour just to deplane from there?

I already have to pee and I'm trapped in every possible dimension. Equidistant to the front and back of the plane. Up against the window. No hope

This is why I usually don't drink a ton on planes, unless it's a really long flight. I'm just too afraid that, even if I have easy access to the bathroom, people will be taken aback by how many times I go.At least when you get off the plane, you can look forward to someone waiting for you at the airport! Oh wait, did they ever find Bill?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Oh wait, did they ever find Bill?

does anyone speak Maine?

The egg is in the next uruk is in the cah #thorn

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Vegas has taken Guster off the board as first GMTANner to go to bed tonightWill further evaluate upon landing

 

[Limp Ditka]

does anyone speak Maine?

 

[Guster]

MAN DOWN

Just posted a pic on the twitters for you

Was it of a fat chick? I'll see I can remember how to get to the tweets. I'm not a twitter user.

Oh my god, that looks awful! Does it take an extra hour just to deplane from there?

I already have to pee and I'm trapped in every possible dimension. Equidistant to the front and back of the plane. Up against the window. No hope

This is why I usually don't drink a ton on planes, unless it's a really long flight. I'm just too afraid that, even if I have easy access to the bathroom, people will be taken aback by how many times I go.At least when you get off the plane, you can look forward to someone waiting for you at the airport! Oh wait, did they ever find Bill?

Went pee...empty seat between me and the aisle. It's like I'm diamond elite!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

####. Spoke too soon. Plane is leaking hydraulic fluid. At least an hour delay. Damn it.

 

[Guster]

Vegas has taken Guster off the board as first GMTANner to go to bed tonightWill further evaluate upon landing

I'm no rookie. I know what I'm doing here. Plenty of time to nap it off on this flight

 

[Guster]

####. Spoke too soon. Plane is leaking hydraulic fluid. At least an hour delay. Damn it.

Oh ####. That sucks

 

[Bob Sacamano]

or email Julio

llo

 

[Guster]

Oh wait, did they ever find Bill?

does anyone speak Maine?

The egg is in the next uruk is in the cah #thorn

This means they found Uruk-hai

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

####. Spoke too soon. Plane is leaking hydraulic fluid. At least an hour delay. Damn it.

I think it's probably good they caught this before the plane took off. gllll.

 

[Abraham]

We have eaten and had beers. Except cos who had coffee and tacos.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

####. Spoke too soon. Plane is leaking hydraulic fluid. At least an hour delay. Damn it.

Did it make a big squeaking noise when the pilot cranked the steering wheel all the way over?

 

[YSR]

Handshakes or hugs upon greetings?

 

[Abraham]

Handshakes or hugs upon greetings?

More of awkward "uh...my name is Colin er...Abe....uh nice to meet you dude."

 

[bentley]

Handshakes or hugs upon greetings?

Bagchecks. We were told that was how they do it in Maine.

 

[Joe T]

Handshakes or hugs upon greetings?

More of awkward "uh...my name is Colin er...Abe....uh nice to meet you dude."

"Hey, I'm Damon, you know cosjobs, from the boards :cough:."

 

[YSR]

Handshakes or hugs upon greetings?

Bagchecks. We were told that was how they do it in Maine.

 

[Josie Maran]

Taking the driving tour of Austin with thorn and Uruk making out in the back seat. Awkward.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Does cosjobs have Donkey Kong?

 

[Abraham]

Taking the driving tour of Austin with thorn and Uruk making out in the back seat. Awkward.

Jealousy getting the best of you?

 

[Josie Maran]

So many in the last two pages, my stomach hurts.

 

[SofaKings]

MOST LIKELY TO BRING go HOME with A STRANGER AFTER BAR

Homer -250

Guster -150

Thorn -150

Disco Stu +100

GM +150

SLB/MRS SLB +200

Gadzooks +400

Field -110

no strangers overnight on premises

Walton Goggins and Robbie Cooper are welcome though, right?

PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Renaming this thing, "A bunch of old, fat guys and bentley"

 

[Abraham]

Heading to coshole. Stopping at the bank for some loot in case a card game breaks out.

 

[boilerdave]

This is like the plot to "The Hangover". Homer roofied Thorn, COS and himself and now they've lost Uruk.

at Homer roofieing himself.

 

[Abraham]

Do we need some beer ? Ill be there in five.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Do we need some beer ? Ill be there in five.

3 cases of Zima

 

[Abraham]

Do we need some beer ? Ill be there in five.

3 cases of Zima

What will the rest of us drink?

 

[Tecumseh]

Does cosjobs have Donkey Kong?

No, but his dad has asteroids.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Taking the driving tour of Austin with thorn and Uruk making out in the back seat. Awkward.

[rudnicki]HAVE HIM SHOW YOU ALL OF THE FILMING LOCATIONS FOR 'DAZED AND CONFUSED'!!!![/rudnicki]

 

[Josie Maran]

This is like the plot to "The Hangover". Homer roofied Thorn, COS and himself and now they've lost Uruk.

at Homer roofieing himself.

Wouldn't be the first time...stupid kids always mixing up their sippy cups.

 

[Guster]

Handshakes or hugs upon greetings?

Totally giving you a big hug

 

[Josie Maran]

:awkwardmanhug:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This is like the plot to "The Hangover". Homer roofied Thorn, COS and himself and now they've lost Uruk.

at Homer roofieing himself.

Wouldn't be the first time...stupid kids always mixing up their sippy cups.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

When everybody gets there can we get a pic like this?

 

[Stoneys]

When everybody gets there can we get a pic like this?

 

[Guster]

When everybody gets there can we get a pic like this?

Thorn is bottom left, I'm third row on the right, GM on top

 

[Guster]

Vegas has taken Guster off the board as first GMTANner to go to bed tonightWill further evaluate upon landing

Took an hour nap on the plane... and I've been known to be the last one to go to bed even when I'm blackout drunk. I will likely make a fool of myself and piss several people off, but sleep can wait... it's COSHOLE!!Beginning my initial descent into being sick for the better part of next week.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sorry to interrupt but this rules.

 

[17seconds]

####. Spoke too soon. Plane is leaking hydraulic fluid. At least an hour delay. Damn it.

Didn't you go through plane mechanical issues about a month ago?When you get airborne, check if there's a colonial woman on the wing.

 

[bentley]

Heading to coshole. Stopping at the bank for some loot in case a card game breaks out.

That's the sign of a committed entrepenuer right there. I'm pretty sure the first thing Colin told me was that business was dead so he was goin' drinkin' all afternoon.TASTE THE FLESH

 

[phishphan]

on the facebooks, one of Bob's wife's friends is asking where they are headed. can't wait to see her answer to that.

 

[Abraham]

Heading to coshole. Stopping at the bank for some loot in case a card game breaks out.

That's the sign of a committed entrepenuer right there. I'm pretty sure the first thing Colin told me was that business was dead so he was goin' drinkin' all afternoon.TASTE THE FLESH

"Accept who you are, luke"

 

[Bogart]

We show up and Cos is napping. Go figure.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Do we need some beer ? Ill be there in five.

3 cases of Zima

Epic icing.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Heading to coshole. Stopping at the bank for some loot in case a card game breaks out.

That's the sign of a committed entrepenuer right there. I'm pretty sure the first thing Colin told me was that business was dead so he was goin' drinkin' all afternoon.TASTE THE FLESH

Dippin' into the line of credit is the right move.

 

[phishphan]

We show up and Cos is napping. Go figure.

go in there and goose him

 

[Joe T]

Heading to coshole. Stopping at the bank for some loot in case a card game breaks out.

That's the sign of a committed entrepenuer right there. I'm pretty sure the first thing Colin told me was that business was dead so he was goin' drinkin' all afternoon.TASTE THE FLESH

Dippin' into the line of credit is the right move.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We show up and Cos is napping. Go figure.

go in there and goose teabag him