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Just bet a guy at the hotel bar 5 bucks they let Jack White play two songs. And ten bucks that Prince shows up. :mansion:

 
The Lumineer's "Ho Hey" is a song I really, really want to hate, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like anything else they do, but I reluctantly like this stupid song. Anxiously awaiting Stu telling me how I have no taste

 
The Lumineer's "Ho Hey" is a song I really, really want to hate, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like anything else they do, but I reluctantly like this stupid song. Anxiously awaiting Stu telling me how I have no taste
It's a really good song. I personally like the album as well, but my musical taste is suspect at best. I will say at ACL they had the official "Band That Got Too Big For The Stage They Are On And Causing Huge People Jams" award.
 
That was one of the first 45s I ever bought.:I got Ramblin Man/Seeger. Suzy Q/Credence and Mellow Yellow/Donovan, but I am unsure in which order (that was also the year I met maryjane).
 
AngryWife and I on our first date. Senior prom.Bad early 90's fashion. I'm pretty sure that the shirt and cap both have paisley patterns on them.10 years and 40 pounds later. This was during my "one black friend" era. Unlike Otis, I didn't give up on life and managed to lose all the weight a few years back.
I KNEW Angry Wife was hot.BTW, Colin's wife is silly hot. The only reason I would leave the house is to get more roofies.
Thanks, buddy. Hard to believe that was 20 years ago. Doesn't seem like she's changed when I look at her.
I know what you mean GB. :thumbup: get a room
 
:goodposting: :wub:And how angry are we talking here? Might be worth it.
Now that I've seen what we're working with, I'm more convinced than ever.
:lmao: :lmao: at both of you. Plus, I saw her first. Bentley is cool, I could really bring that anger out.
Angry fire in her eyes would add .87 points on the Offdee
 
AngryWife and I on our first date. Senior prom.

Bad early 90's fashion. I'm pretty sure that the shirt and cap both have paisley patterns on them.

10 years and 40 pounds later. This was during my "one black friend" era. Unlike Otis, I didn't give up on life and managed to lose all the weight a few years back.
I KNEW Angry Wife was hot.BTW, Colin's wife is silly hot. The only reason I would leave the house is to get more roofies.
:lmao: Bentley> Angry wife has a great smile. Tell her I said so. It may make her less angry (for a few seconds).

College senior & future Mrs. Fly, on the other hand, has a great tongue.

I'm pretty sure I'm not reading the whole thing.
Sorry, but that's a requirement. PM Guster for the test.
:lmao: I really hope this shtick sticks.

What is the fascination with zombies?
Wish fulfillment. Bataille would say it's an approbated transgression of the cannibalism taboo. Catholics drink the blood of Christ and eat his body; the slobbering masses deal with the fear and attraction of the taboo by imagining a diseased undead eating other people, thereby coming close to the taboo while simultaneously reaffirming its ban by making it the symptom of an epidemic. I don't get it. Just eat some ginger bread men already./bull####-lit-crit-words

 
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Speaking of Catholics...The Pope is resigning?I thought that gig was for life. Like the Supreme Court meets a Sandusky sentencing.

 
AngryWife and I on our first date. Senior prom.

Bad early 90's fashion. I'm pretty sure that the shirt and cap both have paisley patterns on them.

10 years and 40 pounds later. This was during my "one black friend" era. Unlike Otis, I didn't give up on life and managed to lose all the weight a few years back.
I KNEW Angry Wife was hot.BTW, Colin's wife is silly hot. The only reason I would leave the house is to get more roofies.
:lmao: Bentley> Angry wife has a great smile. Tell her I said so. It may make her less angry (for a few seconds).

College senior & future Mrs. Fly, on the other hand, has a great tongue.

I'm pretty sure I'm not reading the whole thing.
Sorry, but that's a requirement. PM Guster for the test.
:lmao: I really hope this shtick sticks.

What is the fascination with zombies?
Wish fulfillment. Bataille would say it's an approbated transgression of the cannibalism taboo. Catholics drink the blood of Christ and eat his body; the slobbering masses deal with the fear and attraction of the taboo by imagining a diseased undead eating other people, thereby coming close to the taboo while simultaneously reaffirming its ban by making it the symptom of an epidemic. I don't get it. Just eat some ginger bread men already./bull####-lit-crit-words
Are you, the fabulous tongue-ing Über E and the young flysackspawn all still in upper state NY? How old is the little man? 6ish?
 
Speaking of Catholics...The Pope is resigning?I thought that gig was for life. Like the Supreme Court meets a Sandusky sentencing.
So did I. As a history major that went to a Jesuit college, I should probably know better. :bag:
Gig is for life and watching a little bit of news on it this morning, said that this is the first pope to resign in 500+ years.
It's funny how resign and resign look exactly the same, but mean pretty much opposite things. And here I thought he was going to set the bar for Flacco's new contract :shrug:
 
AngryWife and I on our first date. Senior prom.

Bad early 90's fashion. I'm pretty sure that the shirt and cap both have paisley patterns on them.

10 years and 40 pounds later. This was during my "one black friend" era. Unlike Otis, I didn't give up on life and managed to lose all the weight a few years back.
I KNEW Angry Wife was hot.BTW, Colin's wife is silly hot. The only reason I would leave the house is to get more roofies.
:lmao: Bentley> Angry wife has a great smile. Tell her I said so. It may make her less angry (for a few seconds).

College senior & future Mrs. Fly, on the other hand, has a great tongue.

I'm pretty sure I'm not reading the whole thing.
Sorry, but that's a requirement. PM Guster for the test.
:lmao: I really hope this shtick sticks.

What is the fascination with zombies?
Wish fulfillment. Bataille would say it's an approbated transgression of the cannibalism taboo. Catholics drink the blood of Christ and eat his body; the slobbering masses deal with the fear and attraction of the taboo by imagining a diseased undead eating other people, thereby coming close to the taboo while simultaneously reaffirming its ban by making it the symptom of an epidemic. I don't get it. Just eat some ginger bread men already./bull####-lit-crit-words
Are you, the fabulous tongue-ing Über E and the young flysackspawn all still in upper state NY? How old is the little man? 6ish?
Yep. Still in I-town. Good math too: he turned six a couple months back and rocking through kindergarten. Family life is great. How's American Canada?
 
'bentley said:
I have a photo around here somewhere of me giving the Blue Steel look during the unfortunate three month period when I thought acid wash short overalls would be a good fashion statement. Hopefully I can find it later today.
:excited:
 
'Britney Spears said:
'Guster said:
'flysack said:
'Guster said:
:eek: How do I say this tactfully? Guster, were you a porker?
I probably weigh about the same now as I did then... I just actually work out now instead of coming home from school and slamming a Celeste Cheese Pizza before dinner. My style apparently was to hide my chubbiness with baggy, unflattering clothes, including the choice ribbed puffy sweater in that picture. I think I had wide waled corduroys on too :thumbup:
Cecil Lammey is still keeping this look alive.
:lmao:
 
Woke up with This Winger song in my head. The video is AWESOME, particularly when Reb Beach is playing a Harmonica solo in a denim shirt while trying to look comfortable squatting next to a snake. Yes, it's that good.

 
College senior & future Mrs. Fly, on the other hand, has a great tongue.
I feel like that picture could easily appear on this show. :unsure:
Her best friend was taking a photo class and did a whole shoot of us for some project. The future wife and I were X-Files fans and around this time Duchovny and Gilliam appeared on a magazine cover in this pose. We copied it. It was pretty tough keeping a disinterested face while being licked. Try it some time. You can even work it into your Stutastic arsenal: "I bet I can keep a straight face while you lick me." Get your friends to take pictures. That'd be pretty good shtick if you could compile a montage of random broads licking your bored face. :lmao:
 
The Lumineer's "Ho Hey" is a song I really, really want to hate, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like anything else they do, but I reluctantly like this stupid song. Anxiously awaiting Stu telling me how I have no taste
It's a really good song. I personally like the album as well, but my musical taste is suspect at best. I will say at ACL they had the official "Band That Got Too Big For The Stage They Are On And Causing Huge People Jams" award.
It is very catchy. The band is right in my gf's wheelhouse, but I'm not sure we even have the album. :shrug:
 
College senior & future Mrs. Fly, on the other hand, has a great tongue.
I feel like that picture could easily appear on this show. :unsure:
Her best friend was taking a photo class and did a whole shoot of us for some project. The future wife and I were X-Files fans and around this time Duchovny and Gilliam appeared on a magazine cover in this pose. We copied it. It was pretty tough keeping a disinterested face while being licked. Try it some time. You can even work it into your Stutastic arsenal: "I bet I can keep a straight face while you lick me." Get your friends to take pictures. That'd be pretty good shtick if you could compile a montage of random broads licking your bored face. :lmao:
Woah. That would be some solid bachelor party shtick.
 
College senior & future Mrs. Fly, on the other hand, has a great tongue.
I feel like that picture could easily appear on this show. :unsure:
Her best friend was taking a photo class and did a whole shoot of us for some project. The future wife and I were X-Files fans and around this time Duchovny and Gilliam appeared on a magazine cover in this pose. We copied it. It was pretty tough keeping a disinterested face while being licked. Try it some time. You can even work it into your Stutastic arsenal: "I bet I can keep a straight face while you lick me." Get your friends to take pictures. That'd be pretty good shtick if you could compile a montage of random broads licking your bored face. :lmao:
Woah. That would be some solid bachelor party shtick.
:backsawayslowly:
 
The Lumineer's "Ho Hey" is a song I really, really want to hate, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like anything else they do, but I reluctantly like this stupid song. Anxiously awaiting Stu telling me how I have no taste
Totally on board with this. It's a great song. Similarly:We are Young by Fun :bag: There's another one that's pretty popular right now but can't remember the name.
 
Speaking of Catholics...The Pope is resigning?I thought that gig was for life. Like the Supreme Court meets a Sandusky sentencing.
So did I. As a history major that went to a Jesuit college, I should probably know better. :bag:
Gig is for life and watching a little bit of news on it this morning, said that this is the first pope to resign in 500+ years.
It's funny how resign and resign look exactly the same, but mean pretty much opposite things. And here I thought he was going to set the bar for Flacco's new contract :shrug:
Resign vs re-sign. HTH :thumbup:
 
The Lumineer's "Ho Hey" is a song I really, really want to hate, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like anything else they do, but I reluctantly like this stupid song.

Anxiously awaiting Stu telling me how I have no taste
Totally on board with this. It's a great song. Similarly:

We are Young by Fun :bag:

There's another one that's pretty popular right now but can't remember the name.
That Fun song is so awfully cliche. It makes my skin crawlTonight,

We are young

So let's the set the world on fire

We can burn brighter

Than the sun

If that's not remedial song writing, I don't know what is.

 
The Lumineer's "Ho Hey" is a song I really, really want to hate, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like anything else they do, but I reluctantly like this stupid song.

Anxiously awaiting Stu telling me how I have no taste
Totally on board with this. It's a great song. Similarly:

We are Young by Fun :bag:

There's another one that's pretty popular right now but can't remember the name.
That Fun song is so awfully cliche. It makes my skin crawlTonight,

We are young

So let's the set the world on fire

We can burn brighter

Than the sun

If that's not remedial song writing, I don't know what is.
it's no HeyHo

 
The Lumineer's "Ho Hey" is a song I really, really want to hate, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like anything else they do, but I reluctantly like this stupid song.

Anxiously awaiting Stu telling me how I have no taste
Totally on board with this. It's a great song. Similarly:

We are Young by Fun :bag:

There's another one that's pretty popular right now but can't remember the name.
That Fun song is so awfully cliche. It makes my skin crawlTonight,

We are young

So let's the set the world on fire

We can burn brighter

Than the sun

If that's not remedial song writing, I don't know what is.
What kind of music do you listen to? Give us some examples of the Proustian levels of lyrical amazement?
 
I liked that Fun. song a lot but it's been overplayed. Getting the same way with the Lumineers. Haven't heard either album yet though.

 
The Lumineer's "Ho Hey" is a song I really, really want to hate, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like anything else they do, but I reluctantly like this stupid song. Anxiously awaiting Stu telling me how I have no taste
Totally on board with this. It's a great song. Similarly:We are Young by Fun :bag: There's another one that's pretty popular right now but can't remember the name.
Am I the only one on board with the Lumineer's chick? :hot:
 
The Lumineer's "Ho Hey" is a song I really, really want to hate, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like anything else they do, but I reluctantly like this stupid song.

Anxiously awaiting Stu telling me how I have no taste
Totally on board with this. It's a great song. Similarly:

We are Young by Fun :bag:

There's another one that's pretty popular right now but can't remember the name.
Am I the only one on board with the Lumineer's chick? :hot:
Her eyerbrows are...formidable.
 

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