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[SofaKings]

College senior & future Mrs. Fly, on the other hand, has a great tongue.

I feel like that picture could easily appear on this show.

Her best friend was taking a photo class and did a whole shoot of us for some project. The future wife and I were X-Files fans and around this time Duchovny and Gilliam appeared on a magazine cover in this pose. We copied it. It was pretty tough keeping a disinterested face while being licked. Try it some time. You can even work it into your Stutastic arsenal: "I bet I can keep a straight face while you lick me." Get your friends to take pictures. That'd be pretty good shtick if you could compile a montage of random broads licking your bored face.

You guys were engaged already?

I'm not sure. We dated all through college and got engaged our last semester.

The ring on her hand in the pic.

 

[Frostillicus]

So in the last few weeks:1. Wife has decided to make our own bread to avoid harmful chemicals2. Wife is now cooking quinoa as a substitute for rice, which we used to eat a good amount of3. Wife has started making cucumber water and keeping it in a fridge because of the anti-oxidants (I actually like this one)4. Wife has gone threw our pantry and fridge and thrown out anything with "certain harmful chemicals" - I didn't inquire further but I think she mentioned Red #55. Wife has now made two orders of around $150 a piece for "essential oils" from DoTerraShe's aware that if she stops showering or shaving I'm leaving so I think I'm safe there, but how much more crazy can this get?

 

[T Bell]

Here is tonights log, I'm Jason by the way:

Thanks, man. I was having trouble following, what with all the different participants involved.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So in the last few weeks:1. Wife has decided to make our own bread to avoid harmful chemicals2. Wife is now cooking quinoa as a substitute for rice, which we used to eat a good amount of3. Wife has started making cucumber water and keeping it in a fridge because of the anti-oxidants (I actually like this one)4. Wife has gone threw our pantry and fridge and thrown out anything with "certain harmful chemicals" - I didn't inquire further but I think she mentioned Red #55. Wife has now made two orders of around $150 a piece for "essential oils" from DoTerraShe's aware that if she stops showering or shaving I'm leaving so I think I'm safe there, but how much more crazy can this get?

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

 

[T Bell]

I'm in a MILE LONG LINE at cvs buying v-day card for the wife from boys and I. What is wrong with these people? Why can't they plan ahead?

I f-ing HATE Valentines Day.

 

[Frostillicus]

So in the last few weeks:1. Wife has decided to make our own bread to avoid harmful chemicals2. Wife is now cooking quinoa as a substitute for rice, which we used to eat a good amount of3. Wife has started making cucumber water and keeping it in a fridge because of the anti-oxidants (I actually like this one)4. Wife has gone threw our pantry and fridge and thrown out anything with "certain harmful chemicals" - I didn't inquire further but I think she mentioned Red #55. Wife has now made two orders of around $150 a piece for "essential oils" from DoTerraShe's aware that if she stops showering or shaving I'm leaving so I think I'm safe there, but how much more crazy can this get?

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

I was just informed she threw away our maple syrup as well.

 

[T Bell]

College senior & future Mrs. Fly, on the other hand, has a great tongue.

I feel like that picture could easily appear on this show.

Her best friend was taking a photo class and did a whole shoot of us for some project. The future wife and I were X-Files fans and around this time Duchovny and Gilliam appeared on a magazine cover in this pose. We copied it. It was pretty tough keeping a disinterested face while being licked. Try it some time. You can even work it into your Stutastic arsenal: "I bet I can keep a straight face while you lick me." Get your friends to take pictures. That'd be pretty good shtick if you could compile a montage of random broads licking your bored face.

You guys were engaged already?

I'm not sure. We dated all through college and got engaged our last semester.

The ring on her hand in the pic.

flysack needs to post his Anton Chighur pic.

 

[T Bell]

So in the last few weeks:1. Wife has decided to make our own bread to avoid harmful chemicals2. Wife is now cooking quinoa as a substitute for rice, which we used to eat a good amount of3. Wife has started making cucumber water and keeping it in a fridge because of the anti-oxidants (I actually like this one)4. Wife has gone threw our pantry and fridge and thrown out anything with "certain harmful chemicals" - I didn't inquire further but I think she mentioned Red #55. Wife has now made two orders of around $150 a piece for "essential oils" from DoTerraShe's aware that if she stops showering or shaving I'm leaving so I think I'm safe there, but how much more crazy can this get?

No, no, the only way out is the play this more aggressively than her and scare her. I think what you have to do is go even farther than her. Buy her apple cider vinegar colonic treatments for your anniversary. Talk about all the massages you get from male masseurs and their strong hands. Offer her yoga retreat weekends away for just the two of you. Tofurky for Thanksgiving. And you need to blog it.

 

[Frostillicus]

It seems there are many chemicals that are allowed in food here in the USA which are banned in many other countries.

 

[Frostillicus]

So in the last few weeks:1. Wife has decided to make our own bread to avoid harmful chemicals2. Wife is now cooking quinoa as a substitute for rice, which we used to eat a good amount of3. Wife has started making cucumber water and keeping it in a fridge because of the anti-oxidants (I actually like this one)4. Wife has gone threw our pantry and fridge and thrown out anything with "certain harmful chemicals" - I didn't inquire further but I think she mentioned Red #55. Wife has now made two orders of around $150 a piece for "essential oils" from DoTerraShe's aware that if she stops showering or shaving I'm leaving so I think I'm safe there, but how much more crazy can this get?

No, no, the only way out is the play this more aggressively than her and scare her. I think what you have to do is go even farther than her. Buy her apple cider vinegar colonic treatments for your anniversary. Talk about all the massages you get from male masseurs and their strong hands. Offer her yoga retreat weekends away for just the two of you. Tofurky for Thanksgiving. And you need to blog it.

I'm going to file this away in case things get out of hand. I'm actually ok with everything so far except those stupid oils because I just make my own rice when I want to.

 

[bentley]

It seems there are many chemicals that are allowed in food here in the USA which are banned in many other countries.

Oh my. We may have a change in the FBG wives to exploit/avoid.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It seems there are many chemicals that are allowed in food here in the USA which are banned in many other countries.

She's gone anti-vaccination too, hasn't she?

 

[Frostillicus]

It seems there are many chemicals that are allowed in food here in the USA which are banned in many other countries.

She's gone anti-vaccination too, hasn't she?

Staunchly pro-vaccination. She's a smart girl and it's not like she's buying into anything that doesn't actually make sense (again, other than the oils), it's all just more work.

 

[Frostillicus]

She also makes a solid home made crouton. Also never shuts up. Ever.

 

[T Bell]

It seems there are many chemicals that are allowed in food here in the USA which are banned in many other countries.

She's gone anti-vaccination too, hasn't she?

Staunchly pro-vaccination. She's a smart girl and it's not like she's buying into anything that doesn't actually make sense (again, other than the oils), it's all just more work.

On date night, surprise her by dressing up as Red #5 and telling her provocatively, "I hear you like bad boys..."

 

[Frostillicus]

It seems there are many chemicals that are allowed in food here in the USA which are banned in many other countries.

She's gone anti-vaccination too, hasn't she?

Staunchly pro-vaccination. She's a smart girl and it's not like she's buying into anything that doesn't actually make sense (again, other than the oils), it's all just more work.

On date night, surprise her by dressing up as Red #5 and telling her provocatively, "I hear you like bad boys..."

Brilliant.Also, I've had more smoothies in the last two weeks than in my life prior, and they all involve kale or spinach. Pretty tasty though.

 

[shuke]

So in the last few weeks:1. Wife has decided to make our own bread to avoid harmful chemicals2. Wife is now cooking quinoa as a substitute for rice, which we used to eat a good amount of3. Wife has started making cucumber water and keeping it in a fridge because of the anti-oxidants (I actually like this one)4. Wife has gone threw our pantry and fridge and thrown out anything with "certain harmful chemicals" - I didn't inquire further but I think she mentioned Red #55. Wife has now made two orders of around $150 a piece for "essential oils" from DoTerraShe's aware that if she stops showering or shaving I'm leaving so I think I'm safe there, but how much more crazy can this get?

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

I was just informed she threw away our maple syrup as well.

Was it real maple syrup?

 

[Frostillicus]

This feels like a blog.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It seems there are many chemicals that are allowed in food here in the USA which are banned in many other countries.

She's gone anti-vaccination too, hasn't she?

Staunchly pro-vaccination. She's a smart girl and it's not like she's buying into anything that doesn't actually make sense (again, other than the oils), it's all just more work.

Wine is pretty much out the window now, right?

 

[Frostillicus]

So in the last few weeks:1. Wife has decided to make our own bread to avoid harmful chemicals2. Wife is now cooking quinoa as a substitute for rice, which we used to eat a good amount of3. Wife has started making cucumber water and keeping it in a fridge because of the anti-oxidants (I actually like this one)4. Wife has gone threw our pantry and fridge and thrown out anything with "certain harmful chemicals" - I didn't inquire further but I think she mentioned Red #55. Wife has now made two orders of around $150 a piece for "essential oils" from DoTerraShe's aware that if she stops showering or shaving I'm leaving so I think I'm safe there, but how much more crazy can this get?

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

I was just informed she threw away our maple syrup as well.

Was it real maple syrup?

No. It had more than five ingredients which is apparently bad.

 

[shuke]

She also makes a solid home made crouton. Also never shuts up. Ever.

 

[Frostillicus]

It seems there are many chemicals that are allowed in food here in the USA which are banned in many other countries.

She's gone anti-vaccination too, hasn't she?

Staunchly pro-vaccination. She's a smart girl and it's not like she's buying into anything that doesn't actually make sense (again, other than the oils), it's all just more work.

Wine is pretty much out the window now, right?

LOL.She's purchased a big bottle and a box since Sunday. I don't think wine's going anywhere.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

***BREAKING***QUINOA SHORTAGE UPDATE CAUSES FROSTS TO RETHINK CONSUMPTION

 

[Guster]

It seems there are many chemicals that are allowed in food here in the USA which are banned in many other countries.

She's gone anti-vaccination too, hasn't she?

Staunchly pro-vaccination. She's a smart girl and it's not like she's buying into anything that doesn't actually make sense (again, other than the oils), it's all just more work.

Wine is pretty much out the window now, right?

LOL.She's purchased a big bottle and a box since Sunday. I don't think wine's going anywhere.

Is this her way of telling you that you need to lose a few pounds?

 

[Frostillicus]

***BREAKING***QUINOA SHORTAGE UPDATE CAUSES FROSTS TO RETHINK CONSUMPTION

Honest to god she was just talking about this 15 minutes ago. I wish I was kidding.

 

[Frostillicus]

It seems there are many chemicals that are allowed in food here in the USA which are banned in many other countries.

She's gone anti-vaccination too, hasn't she?

Staunchly pro-vaccination. She's a smart girl and it's not like she's buying into anything that doesn't actually make sense (again, other than the oils), it's all just more work.

Wine is pretty much out the window now, right?

LOL.She's purchased a big bottle and a box since Sunday. I don't think wine's going anywhere.

Is this her way of telling you that you need to lose a few pounds?

I actually think I wish it was. We're on a carrot juice rant now. Apparently making your own is difficult and disgusting, but it expires to fast when you buy it in the store.

 

[Frostillicus]

NOTE: The whiter the bread, the sooner you'll be dead.

 

[T Bell]

***BREAKING***QUINOA SHORTAGE UPDATE CAUSES FROSTS TO RETHINK CONSUMPTION

Honest to god she was just talking about this 15 minutes ago. I wish I was kidding.

The only quinoa I've ever heard of has attained the rank of captain, and I'm serious about that.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

***BREAKING***QUINOA SHORTAGE UPDATE CAUSES FROSTS TO RETHINK CONSUMPTION

Honest to god she was just talking about this 15 minutes ago. I wish I was kidding.

I have inside info.

Spoiler

Facebook

 

[Frostillicus]

***BREAKING***QUINOA SHORTAGE UPDATE CAUSES FROSTS TO RETHINK CONSUMPTION

Honest to god she was just talking about this 15 minutes ago. I wish I was kidding.

I have inside info.

Spoiler

Facebook

Oh god. She's gone global.

 

[T Bell]

It just occurred to me that my dinner pairing of turkey chile and steamed broccoli tonight might be of interest later...

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Start hiding Quinoa?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

She also makes a solid home made crouton. Also never shuts up. Ever.

literally

 

[Frostillicus]

She also makes a solid home made crouton. Also never shuts up. Ever.

literally

Still going. I kind of tuned out but I just heard "trying new things is exciting and fun." Going to work with this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Besides the Bieber car I bought one for the boys to give to their Mother. Left it on my desk at work.

 

[T Bell]

Besides the Bieber car I bought one for the boys to give to their Mother. Left it on my desk at work.

Good going, Benicio del Toro.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

She also makes a solid home made crouton. Also never shuts up. Ever.

literally

Still going. I kind of tuned out but I just heard "trying new things is exciting and fun." Going to work with this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Besides the Bieber car I bought one for the boys to give to their Mother. Left it on my desk at work.

Good going, Benicio del Toro.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It's hard/impossible to beat Tup's friend Claudio for facebook posting accidental hilarity, but this is right up there.

 

[Frostillicus]

Threesome angle shot down quickly, but she did tell me I could go "play" with this couple that's friends of ours who have had some threesomes. But it would have to be a devil's threesome (which I don't think they're into), the chick isn't hot and is pretty big, and the dude is one of my best friends and kind of creepy. Still....

 

[krista4]

I'm on a conference call/Board meeting for our Singapore entity. Besides me there are two other members of the board, including a guy that within 10 seconds of meeting I knew was gay, but no one else seems to realize/admit this because apparently we don't have gay people in Tennessee. "He just hasn't found the right girl." The reason we're having this call at 10 p.m.? He is performing in a local production of A Chorus Line.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Threesome angle shot down quickly, but she did tell me I could go "play" with this couple that's friends of ours who have had some threesomes. But it would have to be a devil's threesome (which I don't think they're into), the chick isn't hot and is pretty big, and the dude is one of my best friends and kind of creepy.

Still....

Developing...

 

[kevzilla]

Threesome angle shot down quickly, but she did tell me I could go "play" with this couple that's friends of ours who have had some threesomes. But it would have to be a devil's threesome (which I don't think they're into), the chick isn't hot and is pretty big, and the dude is one of my best friends and kind of creepy. Still....

You should suggest a midget. That's just a two-and-a-halfsome. You could work your way up.

 

[Frostillicus]

It's hard/impossible to beat Tup's friend Claudio for facebook posting accidental hilarity, but this is right up there.

Are you being mean?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It's hard/impossible to beat Tup's friend Claudio for facebook posting accidental hilarity, but this is right up there.

Are you being mean?

I think I'm laughing with you?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just talked to my cousin for a good 30 minutes. He lives out out of town and is a basically replica of me. Genes, man. I've been told to keep an eye on him. I'm guessing the rest of you don't get orders like this.

 

[T Bell]

I'm on a conference call/Board meeting for our Singapore entity. Besides me there are two other members of the board, including a guy that within 10 seconds of meeting I knew was gay, but no one else seems to realize/admit this because apparently we don't have gay people in Tennessee. "He just hasn't found the right girl." The reason we're having this call at 10 p.m.? He is performing in a local production of A Chorus Line.

Maybe he's just a song-and-dance man.

 

[Frostillicus]

It's hard/impossible to beat Tup's friend Claudio for facebook posting accidental hilarity, but this is right up there.

Are you being mean?

I think I'm laughing with you?

Yeah ok

 

[krista4]

I'm on a conference call/Board meeting for our Singapore entity. Besides me there are two other members of the board, including a guy that within 10 seconds of meeting I knew was gay, but no one else seems to realize/admit this because apparently we don't have gay people in Tennessee. "He just hasn't found the right girl." The reason we're having this call at 10 p.m.? He is performing in a local production of A Chorus Line.

Maybe he's just a song-and-dance man.

Is that a euphemism for gay sex?Sorry about your dots.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm on a conference call/Board meeting for our Singapore entity. Besides me there are two other members of the board, including a guy that within 10 seconds of meeting I knew was gay, but no one else seems to realize/admit this because apparently we don't have gay people in Tennessee. "He just hasn't found the right girl." The reason we're having this call at 10 p.m.? He is performing in a local production of A Chorus Line.

I had lunch yesterday with a friend/client that has a friend who is a big shot, I believe, in your organization.