GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

You've known your wives since high school?

I've known mine since she was in high school.

Uh, me too. bag

Me too. I didn't mean to fall in love. It just happened. I already had another chick lined up after Mrs. SLB.

Did you release her, or is she like Woz's fiancee and keeps calling to follow up?

She didn't know....sort of. Told the cheerleader behind me in class I was nailing Mrs. SLB and then this other broad. She hit me on the back of the head and said last name! Weird freak of fate this cheerleader lives a block from me now. We also were seated next to this gal at Mrs. SLB's 20 year reunion. They are both a year older than me. Mrs. SLB was told about my plan, by me, she thought it was "funny".

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Am I to understand the extent of your shagging diversity is confined to.. high school?

 

[T Bell]

Am I to understand the extent of your shagging diversity is confined to.. high school?

Well yeah, but they were in high school for a long time.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Am I to understand the extent of your shagging diversity is confined to.. high school?

Are you asking Homer?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

He's better. Leaving for the hospital.

 

[strykerpks]

He's better. Leaving for the hospital.

Sorry, one more application question. When doing the cover letter, should I include the "I have heard about your company and I would kick ### in your industry" spiel early or is it ok if I go ego-centric early and then talk about that part at the end?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

He's better. Leaving for the hospital.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

All the best to Dylan SLB. We're all rooting for him.Also, it is awesome how Cal came to tell you. They are going to be amazing brothers thru the years.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

All the best to Dylan SLB. We're all rooting for him.Also, it is awesome how Cal came to tell you. They are going to be amazing brothers thru the years.

Thanks GB. Cal is awesome in so many ways. It has taken a lot of time to get here but it is so fulfilling. He has wild ambitions and dreams of ruling the world but I know his heart. He'll be a doctor IMHO. He loves helping people too much. ETACal has Boy Scouts on Wednesday nights so me and Dylan hang out. When it was time for bed last night, he asked for his brother. "I can't sleep without my brother by me." That's pretty cool.

 

[T Bell]

He's better. Leaving for the hospital.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

He's better. Leaving for the hospital.

Sorry, one more application question. When doing the cover letter, should I include the "I have heard about your company and I would kick ### in your industry" spiel early or is it ok if I go ego-centric early and then talk about that part at the end?

You don't want this. Trust me here GB.

He's better. Leaving for the hospital.

He's better. Leaving for the hospital.

Thanks to all of you. I can play under pressure but now that it's over. ####. I need some relief.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

All the best to Dylan SLB. We're all rooting for him.Also, it is awesome how Cal came to tell you. They are going to be amazing brothers thru the years.

Thanks GB. Cal is awesome in so many ways. It has taken a lot of time to get here but it is so fulfilling. He has wild ambitions and dreams of ruling the world but I know his heart. He'll be a doctor IMHO. He loves helping people too much. C

Cool, my Internet is back up. I hate you Charter.To expound on my earlier point about Cal, he was so calm, so reserved. He just seems to know what to do in situations like this and we've never had something like this happen before. I know I'm biased but Cal has picked up Mrs. SLB's medical training and then some. He's a natural. My best comparison is Hwayke Pierce. Cal was first, helping. "Get him a breathing treatment. He keeps pulling the mask off. Keep it on. Dylan looks like you'll finally be able to ride in one of those cool ambulances!" Then as soon as he was gone. " I hope he is okay. I would sell my soul to make him better". This ####### kid.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

All the best to Dylan SLB. We're all rooting for him.Also, it is awesome how Cal came to tell you. They are going to be amazing brothers thru the years.

Thanks GB. Cal is awesome in so many ways. It has taken a lot of time to get here but it is so fulfilling. He has wild ambitions and dreams of ruling the world but I know his heart. He'll be a doctor IMHO. He loves helping people too much. C

Cool, my Internet is back up. I hate you Charter.

"Another everyday victory!"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

All the best to Dylan SLB. We're all rooting for him.Also, it is awesome how Cal came to tell you. They are going to be amazing brothers thru the years.

Thanks GB. Cal is awesome in so many ways. It has taken a lot of time to get here but it is so fulfilling. He has wild ambitions and dreams of ruling the world but I know his heart. He'll be a doctor IMHO. He loves helping people too much. C

Cool, my Internet is back up. I hate you Charter.

"Another everyday victory!"

ANOTHER WIN FOR MILOS!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I didn't get laid tonight. What a bunch of bull####.

 

[T Bell]

So I didn't get laid tonight. What a bunch of bull####.

If you were a tad faster on the base paths you'd have gotten past second, Lou Brock.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I didn't get laid tonight. What a bunch of bull####.

If you were a tad faster on the base paths you'd have gotten past second, Lou Brock.

Stan's Dad: Son, cracking a safe is a lot like being with a women.Stan: So we're going to pound on this for a few minutes and it will open?

 

[strykerpks]

Sorry, one more application question. When doing the cover letter, should I include the "I have heard about your company and I would kick ### in your industry" spiel early or is it ok if I go ego-centric early and then talk about that part at the end?

You don't want this. Trust me here GB.

What do you mean?

So I didn't get laid tonight. What a bunch of bull####.

Likewise. She can't breathe through her nose.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry, one more application question. When doing the cover letter, should I include the "I have heard about your company and I would kick ### in your industry" spiel early or is it ok if I go ego-centric early and then talk about that part at the end?

You don't want this. Trust me here GB.

What do you mean?

So I didn't get laid tonight. What a bunch of bull####.

Likewise. She can't breathe through her nose.

Thought you meant kick ### in my industry. Dying industry IMO. Just hoping to ride the wave out. at the second part. I'm like "yeah I need a drink and stuff". She gave me a big hug and kiss and said "you were pretty impressive with this whole thing, Daddy". Told you I was in love.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just canceled my lunch appointment for tomorrow. No freaking way I'm making that now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just saw FB. I hate you Stryker.

 

[strykerpks]

Just saw FB. I hate you Stryker.

I typed and deleted 37 different replies

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just saw FB. I hate you Stryker.

I typed and deleted 37 different replies

I've done that myself tonight.

 

[T Bell]

Just posted by my crazy witchcraft high school classmate on Facebook:



Are you feeling called to return to the roots of your inner wisdom and practice magic - celebrating the wheel of the year and honoring moon phases in sacred ways? Learning to use crystals, gems, and oils for energy healing? Registration for Spring Magical Sabbatical closes Sunday. Come, learn and laugh with kindred spirits who know your name. [link to her kooky website which sells "sacred" rocks to friends]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just posted by my crazy witchcraft high school classmate on Facebook:



Are you feeling called to return to the roots of your inner wisdom and practice magic - celebrating the wheel of the year and honoring moon phases in sacred ways? Learning to use crystals, gems, and oils for energy healing? Registration for Spring Magical Sabbatical closes Sunday. Come, learn and laugh with kindred spirits who know your name. [link to her kooky website which sells "sacred" rocks to friends]

Is she hot?

 

[General Malaise]

http://www.theonion.com/video/how-to-get-a-guy-to-notice-you-while-youre-having,19984/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default

gold star for you, fonzie

You were the only one that laughed at the meme of the pope talking about GM. That was legendarily good.

repost por favor

 

[General Malaise]

GM: true?

Sigh.....yes.

 

[General Malaise]

Damn, SLB. Hope the boy is ok

This.

Yeah, haven't read all the thread, but hope I get to a happy ending here soon (not that kind, Homer).

 

[Ignoramus]

Guys, @the_ironsheik - seriously. Follow him. Best twitter feed ever.

Not as funny as our Iron Sheik

It was funny the first ten times he called Hulk Hogan a grasshopper ****, but now...

 

[Uruk-Hai]

All the best to Dylan SLB. We're all rooting for him.Also, it is awesome how Cal came to tell you. They are going to be amazing brothers thru the years.

Thanks GB. Cal is awesome in so many ways. It has taken a lot of time to get here but it is so fulfilling. He has wild ambitions and dreams of ruling the world but I know his heart. He'll be a doctor IMHO. He loves helping people too much. C

Cool, my Internet is back up. I hate you Charter.To expound on my earlier point about Cal, he was so calm, so reserved. He just seems to know what to do in situations like this and we've never had something like this happen before. I know I'm biased but Cal has picked up Mrs. SLB's medical training and then some. He's a natural. My best comparison is Hwayke Pierce. Cal was first, helping. "Get him a breathing treatment. He keeps pulling the mask off. Keep it on. Dylan looks like you'll finally be able to ride in one of those cool ambulances!" Then as soon as he was gone. " I hope he is okay. I would sell my soul to make him better". This ####### kid.

Hope Dylan is ok, Bob. You gots yo'self a good family.

 

[flysack]

So tonight was going awesome. Mrs. SLB made me a great dinner. Boys were good. Put them to bed, I'm rounding second when Cal comes down and says Dylan is crying. Go check on him and he can barely breath. He had a cough, but no big deal really. Mrs. SLB was going take him to the doctor tomorrow. Now he was coughing his head off. We gave him a breathing treatment a earlier too. Aw ####. I held in my arms in nothing but my underwear until the ambulance came. I didn't care about the chick ER people. Dylan and Mrs. SLB just left for the hospital. Cal says "nothing can happen to him. I would sell my soul to make him better." I can't believe Cal knew this concept but I'm impressed with the love.WIDE AWAKE

He's better. Leaving for the hospital.

I've been through this a few times myself. Scary as hell. I'm glad the little guy is ok, Bob. Also sorry about the no sex. Get revenge on Dylan at his bachelor party by telling his friends his nickname is "cockblock." When the best man works it into his speech at the reception, you can sit back with a ceeegar and feel the sweet sweet tingle of justice served.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Guys, @the_ironsheik - seriously. Follow him. Best twitter feed ever.

Not as funny as our Iron Sheik

It was funny the first ten times he called Hulk Hogan a grasshopper ****, but now...

I still laugh

 

[Tiger Fan]

You've known your wives since high school?

I've known mine since she was in high school.

Uh, me too. bag

Me too. I didn't mean to fall in love. It just happened. I already had another chick lined up after Mrs. SLB.

Met Mrs. TF freshman year of college (1st semester)

 

[Tiger Fan]

So I just solved a fight b/w the boys with a train draft.

We got them this big train set for xmas, which they absolutely love. When they wake up in the morning, it's straight to the playroom screaming "choo choo!" There are 8 trains in total. They walk in there this morning and I go to the kitchen to put on some coffee. Inevitably I hear a cry, to which I walk into the playroom to see if it's a "I'm hurt" cry or a "stole my toy" cry. Apparently Andrew stole 1 of Michael's trains. I sit them down (as I do every time) and tell them they can't take each other's toys. Then I get the bright idea "Have a train draft"

So I put all 8 trains on the floor and tell Andrew he can pick first. They both stand there for a minute and are crying b/c neither of them have any trains. Finally, Andrew grabs a yellow train. Then I tell Michael he can pick. He takes a green train. Of course immediately, they want each other's trains. TRADE! I successfully facilitate a trade and then Andrew picked again. I actually contemplated a snake draft, but thought that would be impossible for them to comprehend....so Andrew picked again followed by Michael. They were each content with 2 trains, so the other 4 went into the FA pool

 

[flysack]

So I just solved a fight b/w the boys with a train draft.

We got them this big train set for xmas, which they absolutely love. When they wake up in the morning, it's straight to the playroom screaming "choo choo!" There are 8 trains in total. They walk in there this morning and I go to the kitchen to put on some coffee. Inevitably I hear a cry, to which I walk into the playroom to see if it's a "I'm hurt" cry or a "stole my toy" cry. Apparently Andrew stole 1 of Michael's trains. I sit them down (as I do every time) and tell them they can't take each other's toys. Then I get the bright idea "Have a train draft"

So I put all 8 trains on the floor and tell Andrew he can pick first. They both stand there for a minute and are crying b/c neither of them have any trains. Finally, Andrew grabs a yellow train. Then I tell Michael he can pick. He takes a green train. Of course immediately, they want each other's trains. TRADE! I successfully facilitate a trade and then Andrew picked again. I actually contemplated a snake draft, but thought that would be impossible for them to comprehend....so Andrew picked again followed by Michael. They were each content with 2 trains, so the other 4 went into the FA pool

I always knew FF would make us all better fathers.

 

[Abraham]

So I just solved a fight b/w the boys with a train draft.

We got them this big train set for xmas, which they absolutely love. When they wake up in the morning, it's straight to the playroom screaming "choo choo!" There are 8 trains in total. They walk in there this morning and I go to the kitchen to put on some coffee. Inevitably I hear a cry, to which I walk into the playroom to see if it's a "I'm hurt" cry or a "stole my toy" cry. Apparently Andrew stole 1 of Michael's trains. I sit them down (as I do every time) and tell them they can't take each other's toys. Then I get the bright idea "Have a train draft"

So I put all 8 trains on the floor and tell Andrew he can pick first. They both stand there for a minute and are crying b/c neither of them have any trains. Finally, Andrew grabs a yellow train. Then I tell Michael he can pick. He takes a green train. Of course immediately, they want each other's trains. TRADE! I successfully facilitate a trade and then Andrew picked again. I actually contemplated a snake draft, but thought that would be impossible for them to comprehend....so Andrew picked again followed by Michael. They were each content with 2 trains, so the other 4 went into the FA pool

collusion!!!! No trading between brothers!!! Collusion!!!

 

[heckmanm]

Thanks. It's a posting from Monster that I'm applying to. I imagine the protocol doesn't change regardless of the format.

It does not. Look at this this way: if you put down a number, they'll know what you'll take. It's like showing your cards.

"$1,000,000"

One hundred BILLION dollars!Also - glad to hear Dylan's doing better, SLB.

 

[Hawks64]

Damn, SLB. Hope the boy is ok

This.

x2

 

[Captain Quinoa]

So I just solved a fight b/w the boys with a train draft.

We got them this big train set for xmas, which they absolutely love. When they wake up in the morning, it's straight to the playroom screaming "choo choo!" There are 8 trains in total. They walk in there this morning and I go to the kitchen to put on some coffee. Inevitably I hear a cry, to which I walk into the playroom to see if it's a "I'm hurt" cry or a "stole my toy" cry. Apparently Andrew stole 1 of Michael's trains. I sit them down (as I do every time) and tell them they can't take each other's toys. Then I get the bright idea "Have a train draft"

So I put all 8 trains on the floor and tell Andrew he can pick first. They both stand there for a minute and are crying b/c neither of them have any trains. Finally, Andrew grabs a yellow train. Then I tell Michael he can pick. He takes a green train. Of course immediately, they want each other's trains. TRADE! I successfully facilitate a trade and then Andrew picked again. I actually contemplated a snake draft, but thought that would be impossible for them to comprehend....so Andrew picked again followed by Michael. They were each content with 2 trains, so the other 4 went into the FA pool

Auction is the only way to go

 

[Gadzooks]

So I didn't get laid tonight. What a bunch of bull####.

Glad to hear Dylan is ok. If it makes you feel any better, I didn't get laid either. Jacked off to your wife though.I love you.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I just fapped it to 'zooks' post.

 

[BeTheMatch]

So I just solved a fight b/w the boys with a train draft.

We got them this big train set for xmas, which they absolutely love. When they wake up in the morning, it's straight to the playroom screaming "choo choo!" There are 8 trains in total. They walk in there this morning and I go to the kitchen to put on some coffee. Inevitably I hear a cry, to which I walk into the playroom to see if it's a "I'm hurt" cry or a "stole my toy" cry. Apparently Andrew stole 1 of Michael's trains. I sit them down (as I do every time) and tell them they can't take each other's toys. Then I get the bright idea "Have a train draft"

So I put all 8 trains on the floor and tell Andrew he can pick first. They both stand there for a minute and are crying b/c neither of them have any trains. Finally, Andrew grabs a yellow train. Then I tell Michael he can pick. He takes a green train. Of course immediately, they want each other's trains. TRADE! I successfully facilitate a trade and then Andrew picked again. I actually contemplated a snake draft, but thought that would be impossible for them to comprehend....so Andrew picked again followed by Michael. They were each content with 2 trains, so the other 4 went into the FA pool

Dynasty or redraft?

 

[Gadzooks]

I just fapped it to 'zooks' again.

Fixed

 

[phishphan]

My wife and I went out Saturday for Valentine's Day, then came home and watched like 8 episodes of House of Cards. :sharkmove:

Wife and I went out Sunday for V-Day. I threw about 6 vodka collinses down her throat, we walked home, and then had sex without any dogs on the bed.

should have done it on the couch.

 

[Tecumseh]

Got home from a road trip last night and the wife hands me a VDay card. Since I had just walked in the door, I didn't open it right away, and instead settled in and started watching tv with my daughter, while my wife was in the other room.Daughter: "Why don't you open your card, Daddy."So I open the card, and a Starbucks gift card falls out of the envelope. I open the card and start reading the schmaltzy Hallmark message (with my daughter reading over my shoulder)." At the end, the wife has written "Hummer!" *Close card quickly*Daughter: "Does that say hummus??"Me: "Yes, it says hummus."Daughter: "Why does it say hummus?"Me: "Because I freakin' love hummus, and your mom is awesome."

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Got home from a road trip last night and the wife hands me a VDay card. Since I had just walked in the door, I didn't open it right away, and instead settled in and started watching tv with my daughter, while my wife was in the other room.Daughter: "Why don't you open your card, Daddy."So I open the card, and a Starbucks gift card falls out of the envelope. I open the card and start reading the schmaltzy Hallmark message (with my daughter reading over my shoulder)." At the end, the wife has written "Hummer!" *Close card quickly*Daughter: "Does that say hummus??"Me: "Yes, it says hummus."Daughter: "Why does it say hummus?"Me: "Because I freakin' love hummus, and your mom is awesome."

I made you a video too. Probably shouldn't watch it on the plane.

 

[Mr.Pack]

So tonight was going awesome. Mrs. SLB made me a great dinner. Boys were good. Put them to bed, I'm rounding second when Cal comes down and says Dylan is crying. Go check on him and he can barely breath. He had a cough, but no big deal really. Mrs. SLB was going take him to the doctor tomorrow. Now he was coughing his head off. We gave him a breathing treatment a earlier too. Aw ####. I held in my arms in nothing but my underwear until the ambulance came. I didn't care about the chick ER people. Dylan and Mrs. SLB just left for the hospital. Cal says "nothing can happen to him. I would sell my soul to make him better." I can't believe Cal knew this concept but I'm impressed with the love.WIDE AWAKE

Thoughts and prayers to Dylan and your family.You've got a couple of wise kids there. Keep us posted GB

 

[Mr.Pack]

He's better. Leaving for the hospital.

 

[Tiger Fan]

So I just solved a fight b/w the boys with a train draft.

We got them this big train set for xmas, which they absolutely love. When they wake up in the morning, it's straight to the playroom screaming "choo choo!" There are 8 trains in total. They walk in there this morning and I go to the kitchen to put on some coffee. Inevitably I hear a cry, to which I walk into the playroom to see if it's a "I'm hurt" cry or a "stole my toy" cry. Apparently Andrew stole 1 of Michael's trains. I sit them down (as I do every time) and tell them they can't take each other's toys. Then I get the bright idea "Have a train draft"

So I put all 8 trains on the floor and tell Andrew he can pick first. They both stand there for a minute and are crying b/c neither of them have any trains. Finally, Andrew grabs a yellow train. Then I tell Michael he can pick. He takes a green train. Of course immediately, they want each other's trains. TRADE! I successfully facilitate a trade and then Andrew picked again. I actually contemplated a snake draft, but thought that would be impossible for them to comprehend....so Andrew picked again followed by Michael. They were each content with 2 trains, so the other 4 went into the FA pool

Auction is the only way to go

and the entire time i'm doing this, i'm chuckling to myself about how i was going to post about this in GMTAN

 

[Tiger Fan]

So I just solved a fight b/w the boys with a train draft.

We got them this big train set for xmas, which they absolutely love. When they wake up in the morning, it's straight to the playroom screaming "choo choo!" There are 8 trains in total. They walk in there this morning and I go to the kitchen to put on some coffee. Inevitably I hear a cry, to which I walk into the playroom to see if it's a "I'm hurt" cry or a "stole my toy" cry. Apparently Andrew stole 1 of Michael's trains. I sit them down (as I do every time) and tell them they can't take each other's toys. Then I get the bright idea "Have a train draft"

So I put all 8 trains on the floor and tell Andrew he can pick first. They both stand there for a minute and are crying b/c neither of them have any trains. Finally, Andrew grabs a yellow train. Then I tell Michael he can pick. He takes a green train. Of course immediately, they want each other's trains. TRADE! I successfully facilitate a trade and then Andrew picked again. I actually contemplated a snake draft, but thought that would be impossible for them to comprehend....so Andrew picked again followed by Michael. They were each content with 2 trains, so the other 4 went into the FA pool

Dynasty or redraft?

redraft every day unfortunately