GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[Guster]

Going to a casino at 5AM after drinking all day is a horrible idea. :(

Save some money for the horses in a couple weeks!

 

[Thorn]

Going to a casino at 5AM after drinking all day is a horrible idea. :(

Your Delta Chi pledge name is "Lil Homer."

 

[Thorn]

lol

It's all good. He's got whiskey.

Growing up, this place, was always REALLY far away. Now we live "past" it. My Dad took me there when I was Dylan's age. He rented a john boat, put me in it and then went to pay the guy. The boat however decided to drift away. Here I was 6, and all by myself out on this lake. I tried to start the motor with little success. I was "rescued" by another boat and my Dad and myself went about our day fishing. It deterred him from drinking beer for about an hour. I love my Dad.

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I know I shouldn't be messing with Sofakings friends on FB re: the Boston manhunt, but ### #### it, I'm drunk I just can't help myself.

I'm sorry Sofa. Forgive me.

What am I missing?

Whatever the opposite of brilliance is.

Why am I not friends with sofa?

WAIT FLYSACK DID YOU DEFRIEND ME ON ON FACEBOOK? WHAT THE FCUK OVER

A. Yea, like Frosty said, the opposite of brilliance. I was hitting the Rasputin Imperial Stout and the Jameson (Tre> I'm learning) and bringing the funny on FB. Some friend of Sofa's must have interpreted my Pro Gay Marriage avatar as me being UBER LIBERAL I LOVE OBAMA!@# guy and started ranting about something Obama did. I shifted into fourth gear of Jackass Mode and it went all downhill from there. At one point I called Obama "Bush's black test tube baby."

B. Thorn> I must have axed you during some purge or other. I don't know. Readded with some makeup buttsecks?


Also>- why am I awake? I conked out at like 10 or 11 and then my stupid brain woke me up at 3am. Stupid brain.

O RLY

 

[SofaKings]

Just got a friend request from CC. Unsure what to do with it in light of Sofagate. Advise?

lol at "sofagate". They guy CC was screwing with was probably more stoned than CC.

 

[Thorn]

Just got a friend request from CC. Unsure what to do with it in light of Sofagate. Advise?

lol at "sofagate". They guy CC was screwing with was probably more stoned than CC.

Pretty sure CC is too cool for pot.

 

[UniAlias]

Going to a casino at 5AM after drinking all day is a horrible idea. :(

Save some money for the horses in a couple weeks!

Had a late rally on the last 5 hands before the casino closed (what kind of casino closes?).. Still lost quite a bit but could have been much, much worse. :bag;Some random girl we met out at the bars decided to go with us. Kinda weird, she was cute but her accent was awful.Almost 8AM, guess I better get some sleep.

 

[SofaKings]

I know I shouldn't be messing with Sofakings friends on FB re: the Boston manhunt, but ### #### it, I'm drunk I just can't help myself.

I'm sorry Sofa. Forgive me.

I try to pull in different demographics on my fb page. You added flavor flav to the thread. But you brough a little bit of Woz as well.

 

[SofaKings]

I know I shouldn't be messing with Sofakings friends on FB re: the Boston manhunt, but ### #### it, I'm drunk I just can't help myself.

I'm sorry Sofa. Forgive me.

What am I missing?

Whatever the opposite of brilliance is.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just got a friend request from CC. Unsure what to do with it in light of Sofagate. Advise?

lol at "sofagate". They guy CC was screwing with was probably more stoned than CC.

Pretty sure CC is too cool for pot.

Better check to see if you've been unfriended again

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I know I shouldn't be messing with Sofakings friends on FB re: the Boston manhunt, but ### #### it, I'm drunk I just can't help myself. I'm sorry Sofa. Forgive me.

I try to pull in different demographics on my fb page. You added flavor flav to the thread. But you brough a little bit of Woz as well.

Lol at your fb page being some kind of diversity experiment.

 

[SofaKings]

Just got a friend request from CC. Unsure what to do with it in light of Sofagate. Advise?

lol at "sofagate". They guy CC was screwing with was probably more stoned than CC.

Pretty sure CC is too cool for pot.

Better check to see if you've been unfriended again

lol

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I know I shouldn't be messing with Sofakings friends on FB re: the Boston manhunt, but ### #### it, I'm drunk I just can't help myself.

I'm sorry Sofa. Forgive me.

I try to pull in different demographics on my fb page. You added flavor flav to the thread. But you brough a little bit of Woz as well.

Unfriended.

Also, at some point I realized that thread was two really inebriated guys with the same name jabbering nonsense to each other.

 

[SofaKings]

I know I shouldn't be messing with Sofakings friends on FB re: the Boston manhunt, but ### #### it, I'm drunk I just can't help myself.

I'm sorry Sofa. Forgive me.

I try to pull in different demographics on my fb page. You added flavor flav to the thread. But you brough a little bit of Woz as well.

Unfriended.

Also, at some point I realized that thread was two really inebriated guys with the same name jabbering nonsense to each other.

For a minute there I thought there was someone in there that I couldn't see. Then I remembered it was my thread and I thought it was best I head off to bed or something.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I know I shouldn't be messing with Sofakings friends on FB re: the Boston manhunt, but ### #### it, I'm drunk I just can't help myself.

I'm sorry Sofa. Forgive me.

I try to pull in different demographics on my fb page. You added flavor flav to the thread. But you brough a little bit of Woz as well.

Unfriended.

Also, at some point I realized that thread was two really inebriated guys with the same name jabbering nonsense to each other.

For a minute there I thought there was someone in there that I couldn't see. Then I remembered it was my thread and I thought it was best I head off to bed or something.

A perfect storm of chaos and stupid.

 

[phishphan]

Mac: He doesn't have any poison.

Charlie: I don’t have any on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.

Frank: There’s poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?

Charlie: Well, that’s mayonnaise. It’s a decoy.

Frank: And the mayo?

Charlie: That’s shampoo.

Frank: You're telling I’ve been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?

Charlie: If you’ve been using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably.

I watched the first 7 seasons of this over the last few weeks. Great show

 

[phishphan]

I really get uncomfortable when I look at socially awkward penguin stuff because too much of it hits too close to home. TRE knows.

I really hate how often the penguin describes me to a T

 

[phishphan]

BTW: The 15lb dog sitting under my chair just FARTED so bad I had to put the lower half of my face down the neck of my t-shirt. It's not helping.

finally broke down and got a Boston rocket launcher?

 

[Abraham]

Mac: He doesn't have any poison.Charlie: I don’t have any on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.Frank: There’s poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?Charlie: Well, that’s mayonnaise. It’s a decoy.Frank: And the mayo?Charlie: That’s shampoo.Frank: You're telling I’ve been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?Charlie: If you’ve been using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably.

I watched the first 7 seasons of this over the last few weeks. Great show

Look, I'm not an avatar snob by any means but....Well, maybe I am.

 

[SofaKings]

BTW: The 15lb dog sitting under my chair just FARTED so bad I had to put the lower half of my face down the neck of my t-shirt. It's not helping.

finally broke down and got a Boston rocket launcher?

My Boston Terrorist(can i still call her that?) can clear a 20 person room in seconds.

 

[Harry Manback]

Ahem

What up, Harry.

What's up you crazy Canuck?

 

[phishphan]

BTW: The 15lb dog sitting under my chair just FARTED so bad I had to put the lower half of my face down the neck of my t-shirt. It's not helping.

finally broke down and got a Boston rocket launcher?

My Boston Terrorist(can i still call her that?) can clear a 20 person room in seconds.

that's what the vet calls our dog. I wonder if he'll keep using the phrase

 

[Abraham]

Wierd phishfan... Did you just change your avatar or was the board messed up? We had the same avatar when I first woke up (and I'm not drunk).

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Wierd phishfan... Did you just change your avatar or was the board messed up? We had the same avatar when I first woke up (and I'm not drunk).

He hasn't changed it in forever

 

[phishphan]

Wierd phishfan... Did you just change your avatar or was the board messed up? We had the same avatar when I first woke up (and I'm not drunk).

glitch in the matrix maybe. I haven't changed my avatar.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

At one point in my life I wanted to be a rock star. A drummer actually.

Rich in GILFy goodness.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Friend request revoked?

 

[Tecumseh]

Tanner's mom peddling braless pics on FB. *subscribe*

 

[phishphan]

Tanner's mom peddling braless pics on FB. *subscribe*

I "liked" her post. Maybe she'll send me a friend request.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Friend request revoked?

 

[Gadzooks]

Tanner's mom peddling braless pics on FB. *subscribe*

I "liked" her post. Maybe she'll send me a friend request.

She doesn't seem to accept friend requests.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner's mom peddling braless pics on FB. *subscribe*

She's 77 years old, Hef.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Tanner's mom peddling braless pics on FB. *subscribe*

She's 77 years old, Hef.

:antihomer:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You dig off-beat chick singers.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW: The 15lb dog sitting under my chair just FARTED so bad I had to put the lower half of my face down the neck of my t-shirt. It's not helping.

finally broke down and got a Boston rocket launcher?

No. Still the same chihuahua/terrier/wolverine mutt.

 

[strykerpks]

Pretty sure Big Papi just dropped an F bomb on the Boston crowd :dropsmic:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Happy birthday Uruk! Haven't seen you around in a while. Hope you are doing alright GB.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Friend request revoked?

me too. Couldn't find it or you in my friends list, but now there you are

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pretty sure Big Papi just dropped an F bomb on the Boston crowd :dropsmic:

http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/big-papi-fbomb/

NSFW F-bomb with Mexican accent.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Pretty sure Big Papi just dropped an F bomb on the Boston crowd :dropsmic:

http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/big-papi-fbomb/

NSFW F-bomb with Mexican accent.

Rules

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh, right. I thought maybe she was 11 or something.

 

[Guster]

Pretty sure Big Papi just dropped an F bomb on the Boston crowd :dropsmic:

http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/big-papi-fbomb/NSFW F-bomb with Mexican accent.

Rules

As if the fans of Boston didn't like Papi enough already, this will further cement his place in the hearts of fans

 

[Big Papi]

Pretty sure Big Papi just dropped an F bomb on the Boston crowd :dropsmic:

http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/big-papi-fbomb/NSFW F-bomb with Mexican accent.

Rules

As if the fans of Boston didn't like Papi enough already, this will further cement his place in the hearts of fans

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pretty sure Big Papi just dropped an F bomb on the Boston crowd :dropsmic:

http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/big-papi-fbomb/NSFW F-bomb with Mexican accent.

Rules

As if the fans of Boston didn't like Papi enough already, this will further cement his place in the hearts of fans

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Pretty sure Big Papi just dropped an F bomb on the Boston crowd :dropsmic:

http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/big-papi-fbomb/NSFW F-bomb with Mexican accent.

Rules

As if the fans of Boston didn't like Papi enough already, this will further cement his place in the hearts of fans

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Link

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Pretty sure Big Papi just dropped an F bomb on the Boston crowd :dropsmic:

http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/big-papi-fbomb/NSFW F-bomb with Mexican accent.

Rules

As if the fans of Boston didn't like Papi enough already, this will further cement his place in the hearts of fans

Seeee-teee!

 

[Thorn]

Pretty sure Big Papi just dropped an F bomb on the Boston crowd :dropsmic:

http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/big-papi-fbomb/NSFW F-bomb with Mexican accent.

Rules

As if the fans of Boston didn't like Papi enough already, this will further cement his place in the hearts of fans

Was your interminable FBG ban the result of the last time you dropped an f bomb on live TV?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Happy 4/20, stoners.

1. We miss you GM.

2. Cheech and Chong are doing a AMA on reddit now. live streaming feed here. Pretty funny stuff.

 

[Abraham]

I drank a huge margarita at lunch and am having trouble staying awake.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Update: Michigan guys, C & C will be at the Mount Eagle Casino tonight doing a gig and celebrating 4/20 with the crowd.

Update update: Chong is now doing bong hits of lettuce.