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Almost made it to 5AM.. This city is a ton of fun :thumbup:

Looking forward to a few days of real life/sobriety, then pub crawl day where I hope to see Disco Stu, with GusterDerbyHole the next weekend. :banned:

 
What does it mean when a stripper invites you to a "hot tub party" at 3:30am?
It means I hate you. Duh.
Yep. Hell, I went there in my imagination and had a great time. If you didn't go Stu, I will lose all faith in humanity,
Our GB Stu is engaged to be a poor, dumb *******.
:cry:

How ya doing, kev?
I am fine, GB. More importantly, how YOU doin'?

 
Uruk-Hai, on 21 Apr 2013 - 08:08, said:

kevzilla, on 21 Apr 2013 - 07:43, said:

Disco Stu, on 21 Apr 2013 - 02:26, said:What does it mean when a stripper invites you to a "hot tub party" at 3:30am?
It means I hate you. Duh.
Yep. Hell, I went there in my imagination and had a great time. If you didn't go Stu, I will lose all faith in humanity,
:lmao:That was the one big temptation of my bachelor party. The two at the house party were nice enough but didn't really do much for me. This one at the club was more my speed. Half asian, half german, and all hot. A buddy pegged her right away as my type, and had her give me two dances at our table (while I ate bacon IIRC). :wub:Her shift was over, but I guess she wasn't done with me for some reason. She issued the invite, grabbed my phone off the table, and entered her info (stripper real name shtick). Then she left."I didn't even do anything!!!" I exclaim palms up to my watching friends. "I know, that's why we hate you!" was the overwhelming reply.A few minutes later, she swings by in her civilian clothes, reissues the invite, kisses my cheek again, and is off into the night. Jesus.I get in a cab, tell him the address, and wait...

Address was my buddy's house, and I passed out within twenty minutes of arrival.Monogamy! Yes! :excited:
 
I am now the chicken savior. All hens well and egg producing.

My sauerkraut should be finished fermenting and ready to jar today or tomorrow

This afternoon I start my first batch of kimchi

My kombucha should be ready to bottle later this week.

 
I'm considering taking the boys to see Jurassic Park in 3D. However I don't trust that my judgement is exactly accurate here. Thoughts?
Weird, the wife and I were having this discussion the other day re: Flaming Bird. The scariest part is the lawyer getting eaten by the TRex. They show it. Pretty sure Newman gets devoured off camera. We going to watch it with him at home and see how it goes.
 
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I'm considering taking the boys to see Jurassic Park in 3D. However I don't trust that my judgement is exactly accurate here. Thoughts?
Weird, the wife and I were having this discussion the other day re: Flaming Bird. The scariest part is the lawyer getting eaten by the TRex. They show it. Pretty sure Newman gets devoured off camera.We going to watch it with him at home and see how it goes.
I can't decided if it will scare the crap out of them or not.

 
1) you are, of course, kind2) wait, you can see that?? I thought I had a filter set up years ago. :shrug:3) no worries, it's actually interesting to see how they rank. Your #1 is my college roommate and possibly one of the greatest people on this planet.
i think I underrated #3. Switch the order of 1 & 2. Was working from memory...which isn't good
 
1) you are, of course, kind2) wait, you can see that?? I thought I had a filter set up years ago. :shrug:3) no worries, it's actually interesting to see how they rank. Your #1 is my college roommate and possibly one of the greatest people on this planet.
That would explain why you never comment on the few posts I make...... 8,6,3,1,7,2,4,5
Jesus. You can't give #4 a sympathy pregnancy vote??
 
1) you are, of course, kind2) wait, you can see that?? I thought I had a filter set up years ago. :shrug:3) no worries, it's actually interesting to see how they rank. Your #1 is my college roommate and possibly one of the greatest people on this planet.
That would explain why you never comment on the few posts I make...... 8,6,3,1,7,2,4,5
Jesus. You can't give #4 a sympathy pregnancy vote??
I gave you #1, what do you want from me?!!!

 
Pretty sure bob is ranking them from left to right in the pic. So the leftmost person ranks 8, next one ranks 6, 4th from left (ysr apparently) ranks 1, etc

 

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