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General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
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wadegarrett
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7 year old comes up to me this morning with tooth in his hand and shows it to me...
"I didn't get jack for this!"
Alarm reminder set for tooth fairy for 11:00 tonight.
"I didn't get jack for this!"
Alarm reminder set for tooth fairy for 11:00 tonight.
T Bell
Footballguy
7 year old comes up to me this morning with tooth in his hand and shows it to me...
"I didn't get jack for this!"
Alarm reminder set for tooth fairy for 11:00 tonight.
mr roboto
Footballguy
Business idea - outsource all the mystical character rituals for kids. Get a bunch of midgets to sneak into your house for Santa, Easter Bunny eggs, tooth fairy. Have them dress up as said character and plant the eggs, presents, money etc. That way if the kid wakes up, proof of existence.
Abraham
Footballguy
What about SAnta, a rabbit, and a fairy make you think a midget would be a suitable stand in?
commisholio
Come out with your pants down!
I was going to be Stephanie if I were a girl.I was going to be "Stephen" if I were a boy. Anyone else know their alternate name?
mr roboto
Footballguy
mr roboto
Footballguy
Jessica. But I'm Jesse and got called Jessica when I got picked on anyway.I was going to be "Stephen" if I were a boy. Anyone else know their alternate name?
Notorious T.R.E.
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I hit what I think was a homerun by suggesting my son's now deceased Gramps do the baptism in Lake Superior. Sometimes I think of stuff.
Notorious T.R.E.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Last time I had a million dollar idea I found out it already existed, so I stopped coming up with million dollar ideas, not that I was a great risk to ever put one into practice.
But tell me if this exists: There are dozens of dating sites out there and many of them have been profitable. Seems to me there are no secret formulas involved for matching people up and having tried out two of them way back when, it's like walking into a bar, finding a cute member of the opposite (or same, NTTAWWT) sex, winking at them and striking up a conversation. Sometimes sparks fly and sometimes, you go home crying and alone, like a maladjusted former gymnast in Cincinnati.
But what if there was a dating site that matched people up based on their musical preferences? Let's say you sign up for a dating website, share your Spotify or iTunes library with the site (in addition to filling out a profile) and then create some sort of algorithm that finds potential matches? My first wife and I both love LOVE music, but our tastes were Arab/Israeli conflict level different. Ultimately, we split and though music had nothing to do with it, I sure would have like to have known up front that she would purchase a JLo CD. Had I known that, I wouldn't have talked to her.
Does that technology exist? Does that make any sense? Good idea? Dumb idea? Impossible to create something like it? I probably would have joined a dating site that promised to pair me up with girls who had similar musical tastes. At the very least, we could share a car ride together without battling for radio control.
But tell me if this exists: There are dozens of dating sites out there and many of them have been profitable. Seems to me there are no secret formulas involved for matching people up and having tried out two of them way back when, it's like walking into a bar, finding a cute member of the opposite (or same, NTTAWWT) sex, winking at them and striking up a conversation. Sometimes sparks fly and sometimes, you go home crying and alone, like a maladjusted former gymnast in Cincinnati.
But what if there was a dating site that matched people up based on their musical preferences? Let's say you sign up for a dating website, share your Spotify or iTunes library with the site (in addition to filling out a profile) and then create some sort of algorithm that finds potential matches? My first wife and I both love LOVE music, but our tastes were Arab/Israeli conflict level different. Ultimately, we split and though music had nothing to do with it, I sure would have like to have known up front that she would purchase a JLo CD. Had I known that, I wouldn't have talked to her.
Does that technology exist? Does that make any sense? Good idea? Dumb idea? Impossible to create something like it? I probably would have joined a dating site that promised to pair me up with girls who had similar musical tastes. At the very least, we could share a car ride together without battling for radio control.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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Guster
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I think this is how Christianmingle does it.Last time I had a million dollar idea I found out it already existed, so I stopped coming up with million dollar ideas, not that I was a great risk to ever put one into practice.
But tell me if this exists: There are dozens of dating sites out there and many of them have been profitable. Seems to me there are no secret formulas involved for matching people up and having tried out two of them way back when, it's like walking into a bar, finding a cute member of the opposite (or same, NTTAWWT) sex, winking at them and striking up a conversation. Sometimes sparks fly and sometimes, you go home crying and alone, like a maladjusted former gymnast in Cincinnati.
But what if there was a dating site that matched people up based on their musical preferences? Let's say you sign up for a dating website, share your Spotify or iTunes library with the site (in addition to filling out a profile) and then create some sort of algorithm that finds potential matches? My first wife and I both love LOVE music, but our tastes were Arab/Israeli conflict level different. Ultimately, we split and though music had nothing to do with it, I sure would have like to have known up front that she would purchase a JLo CD. Had I known that, I wouldn't have talked to her.
Does that technology exist? Does that make any sense? Good idea? Dumb idea? Impossible to create something like it? I probably would have joined a dating site that promised to pair me up with girls who had similar musical tastes. At the very least, we could share a car ride together without battling for radio control.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I like this. A shared interest in bands no one cares about is the first thing Mrs Stu and I clicked on.Last time I had a million dollar idea I found out it already existed, so I stopped coming up with million dollar ideas, not that I was a great risk to ever put one into practice.
But tell me if this exists: There are dozens of dating sites out there and many of them have been profitable. Seems to me there are no secret formulas involved for matching people up and having tried out two of them way back when, it's like walking into a bar, finding a cute member of the opposite (or same, NTTAWWT) sex, winking at them and striking up a conversation. Sometimes sparks fly and sometimes, you go home crying and alone, like a maladjusted former gymnast in Cincinnati.
But what if there was a dating site that matched people up based on their musical preferences? Let's say you sign up for a dating website, share your Spotify or iTunes library with the site (in addition to filling out a profile) and then create some sort of algorithm that finds potential matches? My first wife and I both love LOVE music, but our tastes were Arab/Israeli conflict level different. Ultimately, we split and though music had nothing to do with it, I sure would have like to have known up front that she would purchase a JLo CD. Had I known that, I wouldn't have talked to her.
Does that technology exist? Does that make any sense? Good idea? Dumb idea? Impossible to create something like it? I probably would have joined a dating site that promised to pair me up with girls who had similar musical tastes. At the very least, we could share a car ride together without battling for radio control.
Ideally you would leverage off the existing customer base of Spotify. Though that would be a much easier sell coming from an established dating site.
OkCupid could add a "music match %" to go along with their existing (and pretty accurate imo) "personality match %".
General Malaise
Footballguy
I think this is how Christianmingle does it.Last time I had a million dollar idea I found out it already existed, so I stopped coming up with million dollar ideas, not that I was a great risk to ever put one into practice.
But tell me if this exists: There are dozens of dating sites out there and many of them have been profitable. Seems to me there are no secret formulas involved for matching people up and having tried out two of them way back when, it's like walking into a bar, finding a cute member of the opposite (or same, NTTAWWT) sex, winking at them and striking up a conversation. Sometimes sparks fly and sometimes, you go home crying and alone, like a maladjusted former gymnast in Cincinnati.
But what if there was a dating site that matched people up based on their musical preferences? Let's say you sign up for a dating website, share your Spotify or iTunes library with the site (in addition to filling out a profile) and then create some sort of algorithm that finds potential matches? My first wife and I both love LOVE music, but our tastes were Arab/Israeli conflict level different. Ultimately, we split and though music had nothing to do with it, I sure would have like to have known up front that she would purchase a JLo CD. Had I known that, I wouldn't have talked to her.
Does that technology exist? Does that make any sense? Good idea? Dumb idea? Impossible to create something like it? I probably would have joined a dating site that promised to pair me up with girls who had similar musical tastes. At the very least, we could share a car ride together without battling for radio control.
Every time....
Guster
Footballguy
I often eliminate girls that have ####ty taste in music, so I'd totally sign upLast time I had a million dollar idea I found out it already existed, so I stopped coming up with million dollar ideas, not that I was a great risk to ever put one into practice.
But tell me if this exists: There are dozens of dating sites out there and many of them have been profitable. Seems to me there are no secret formulas involved for matching people up and having tried out two of them way back when, it's like walking into a bar, finding a cute member of the opposite (or same, NTTAWWT) sex, winking at them and striking up a conversation. Sometimes sparks fly and sometimes, you go home crying and alone, like a maladjusted former gymnast in Cincinnati.
But what if there was a dating site that matched people up based on their musical preferences? Let's say you sign up for a dating website, share your Spotify or iTunes library with the site (in addition to filling out a profile) and then create some sort of algorithm that finds potential matches? My first wife and I both love LOVE music, but our tastes were Arab/Israeli conflict level different. Ultimately, we split and though music had nothing to do with it, I sure would have like to have known up front that she would purchase a JLo CD. Had I known that, I wouldn't have talked to her.
Does that technology exist? Does that make any sense? Good idea? Dumb idea? Impossible to create something like it? I probably would have joined a dating site that promised to pair me up with girls who had similar musical tastes. At the very least, we could share a car ride together without battling for radio control.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Let's sell it to them.I like this. A shared interest in bands no one cares about is the first thing Mrs Stu and I clicked on.Last time I had a million dollar idea I found out it already existed, so I stopped coming up with million dollar ideas, not that I was a great risk to ever put one into practice.
But tell me if this exists: There are dozens of dating sites out there and many of them have been profitable. Seems to me there are no secret formulas involved for matching people up and having tried out two of them way back when, it's like walking into a bar, finding a cute member of the opposite (or same, NTTAWWT) sex, winking at them and striking up a conversation. Sometimes sparks fly and sometimes, you go home crying and alone, like a maladjusted former gymnast in Cincinnati.
But what if there was a dating site that matched people up based on their musical preferences? Let's say you sign up for a dating website, share your Spotify or iTunes library with the site (in addition to filling out a profile) and then create some sort of algorithm that finds potential matches? My first wife and I both love LOVE music, but our tastes were Arab/Israeli conflict level different. Ultimately, we split and though music had nothing to do with it, I sure would have like to have known up front that she would purchase a JLo CD. Had I known that, I wouldn't have talked to her.
Does that technology exist? Does that make any sense? Good idea? Dumb idea? Impossible to create something like it? I probably would have joined a dating site that promised to pair me up with girls who had similar musical tastes. At the very least, we could share a car ride together without battling for radio control.
Ideally you would leverage off the existing customer base of Spotify. Though that would be a much easier sell coming from an established dating site.
OkCupid could add a "music match %" to go along with their existing (and pretty accurate imo) "personality match %".
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6. Profit???
Guster
Footballguy
FYPI think this is how Christianjingle does it.Last time I had a million dollar idea I found out it already existed, so I stopped coming up with million dollar ideas, not that I was a great risk to ever put one into practice.
But tell me if this exists: There are dozens of dating sites out there and many of them have been profitable. Seems to me there are no secret formulas involved for matching people up and having tried out two of them way back when, it's like walking into a bar, finding a cute member of the opposite (or same, NTTAWWT) sex, winking at them and striking up a conversation. Sometimes sparks fly and sometimes, you go home crying and alone, like a maladjusted former gymnast in Cincinnati.
But what if there was a dating site that matched people up based on their musical preferences? Let's say you sign up for a dating website, share your Spotify or iTunes library with the site (in addition to filling out a profile) and then create some sort of algorithm that finds potential matches? My first wife and I both love LOVE music, but our tastes were Arab/Israeli conflict level different. Ultimately, we split and though music had nothing to do with it, I sure would have like to have known up front that she would purchase a JLo CD. Had I known that, I wouldn't have talked to her.
Does that technology exist? Does that make any sense? Good idea? Dumb idea? Impossible to create something like it? I probably would have joined a dating site that promised to pair me up with girls who had similar musical tastes. At the very least, we could share a car ride together without battling for radio control.
heckmanm
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Limp Ditka
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
"Wow! He loves Jesus AND Crowned Cross Confusion? It was meant to be!"FYPI think this is how Christianjingle does it.Last time I had a million dollar idea I found out it already existed, so I stopped coming up with million dollar ideas, not that I was a great risk to ever put one into practice.
But tell me if this exists: There are dozens of dating sites out there and many of them have been profitable. Seems to me there are no secret formulas involved for matching people up and having tried out two of them way back when, it's like walking into a bar, finding a cute member of the opposite (or same, NTTAWWT) sex, winking at them and striking up a conversation. Sometimes sparks fly and sometimes, you go home crying and alone, like a maladjusted former gymnast in Cincinnati.
But what if there was a dating site that matched people up based on their musical preferences? Let's say you sign up for a dating website, share your Spotify or iTunes library with the site (in addition to filling out a profile) and then create some sort of algorithm that finds potential matches? My first wife and I both love LOVE music, but our tastes were Arab/Israeli conflict level different. Ultimately, we split and though music had nothing to do with it, I sure would have like to have known up front that she would purchase a JLo CD. Had I known that, I wouldn't have talked to her.
Does that technology exist? Does that make any sense? Good idea? Dumb idea? Impossible to create something like it? I probably would have joined a dating site that promised to pair me up with girls who had similar musical tastes. At the very least, we could share a car ride together without battling for radio control.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
No idea who either one of those people are until I read the first part of the article.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
T Bell
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I had it teed up earlier and though was beaten to the punch by a much funnier Sacramano line, still wanted to deliver it. Also had a 'name the child Sobriety' joke, but felt that was a little too personal and of course, nobody is a bigger drunk than me. Well maybe Homer.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
But the former stripper-turned athlete's wife-turned reality TV "star" type is usually so mentally stable. The world no longer makes sense.
T Bell
Footballguy
First of all,Last time I had a million dollar idea I found out it already existed, so I stopped coming up with million dollar ideas, not that I was a great risk to ever put one into practice.
But tell me if this exists: There are dozens of dating sites out there and many of them have been profitable. Seems to me there are no secret formulas involved for matching people up and having tried out two of them way back when, it's like walking into a bar, finding a cute member of the opposite (or same, NTTAWWT) sex, winking at them and striking up a conversation. Sometimes sparks fly and sometimes, you go home crying and alone, like a maladjusted former gymnast in Cincinnati.
But what if there was a dating site that matched people up based on their musical preferences? Let's say you sign up for a dating website, share your Spotify or iTunes library with the site (in addition to filling out a profile) and then create some sort of algorithm that finds potential matches? My first wife and I both love LOVE music, but our tastes were Arab/Israeli conflict level different. Ultimately, we split and though music had nothing to do with it, I sure would have like to have known up front that she would purchase a JLo CD. Had I known that, I wouldn't have talked to her.
Does that technology exist? Does that make any sense? Good idea? Dumb idea? Impossible to create something like it? I probably would have joined a dating site that promised to pair me up with girls who had similar musical tastes. At the very least, we could share a car ride together without battling for radio control.
to the bolded part.I'd much rather know someone's Neftlix preferences than their music preferences. She can listen to what she wants to in her car or on her headphones (or while I'm on my headphones), but movies and shows are supposed to be shared and I gotta know whether that ##### finds Two and a Half Men to be the height of comedy.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I think IB is laying claim to the initial joke of that nature. Unfortunately his was also the best of them imo. Yours was a quality silver medal, though.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, but not everybody has Netflix installed on their computers.First of all,Last time I had a million dollar idea I found out it already existed, so I stopped coming up with million dollar ideas, not that I was a great risk to ever put one into practice.
But tell me if this exists: There are dozens of dating sites out there and many of them have been profitable. Seems to me there are no secret formulas involved for matching people up and having tried out two of them way back when, it's like walking into a bar, finding a cute member of the opposite (or same, NTTAWWT) sex, winking at them and striking up a conversation. Sometimes sparks fly and sometimes, you go home crying and alone, like a maladjusted former gymnast in Cincinnati.
But what if there was a dating site that matched people up based on their musical preferences? Let's say you sign up for a dating website, share your Spotify or iTunes library with the site (in addition to filling out a profile) and then create some sort of algorithm that finds potential matches? My first wife and I both love LOVE music, but our tastes were Arab/Israeli conflict level different. Ultimately, we split and though music had nothing to do with it, I sure would have like to have known up front that she would purchase a JLo CD. Had I known that, I wouldn't have talked to her.
Does that technology exist? Does that make any sense? Good idea? Dumb idea? Impossible to create something like it? I probably would have joined a dating site that promised to pair me up with girls who had similar musical tastes. At the very least, we could share a car ride together without battling for radio control.
I'd much rather know someone's Neftlix preferences than their music preferences. She can listen to what she wants to in her car or on her headphones (or while I'm on my headphones), but movies and shows are supposed to be shared and I gotta know whether that ##### finds Two and a Half Men to be the height of comedy.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
MusicMatch.comFirst of all,Last time I had a million dollar idea I found out it already existed, so I stopped coming up with million dollar ideas, not that I was a great risk to ever put one into practice.
But tell me if this exists: There are dozens of dating sites out there and many of them have been profitable. Seems to me there are no secret formulas involved for matching people up and having tried out two of them way back when, it's like walking into a bar, finding a cute member of the opposite (or same, NTTAWWT) sex, winking at them and striking up a conversation. Sometimes sparks fly and sometimes, you go home crying and alone, like a maladjusted former gymnast in Cincinnati.
But what if there was a dating site that matched people up based on their musical preferences? Let's say you sign up for a dating website, share your Spotify or iTunes library with the site (in addition to filling out a profile) and then create some sort of algorithm that finds potential matches? My first wife and I both love LOVE music, but our tastes were Arab/Israeli conflict level different. Ultimately, we split and though music had nothing to do with it, I sure would have like to have known up front that she would purchase a JLo CD. Had I known that, I wouldn't have talked to her.
Does that technology exist? Does that make any sense? Good idea? Dumb idea? Impossible to create something like it? I probably would have joined a dating site that promised to pair me up with girls who had similar musical tastes. At the very least, we could share a car ride together without battling for radio control.
I'd much rather know someone's Neftlix preferences than their music preferences. She can listen to what she wants to in her car or on her headphones (or while I'm on my headphones), but movies and shows are supposed to be shared and I gotta know whether that ##### finds Two and a Half Men to be the height of comedy.
MovieMatch.com
Mediamatch.com
Multimediamatch.com
Doesthat#####findTwoandaHalfMentobetheheightofcomedy.com
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
CanyouloadTheNetflixforme.dum
T Bell
Footballguy
####. Minimum wage job it is then.MusicMatch.comFirst of all,Last time I had a million dollar idea I found out it already existed, so I stopped coming up with million dollar ideas, not that I was a great risk to ever put one into practice.
But tell me if this exists: There are dozens of dating sites out there and many of them have been profitable. Seems to me there are no secret formulas involved for matching people up and having tried out two of them way back when, it's like walking into a bar, finding a cute member of the opposite (or same, NTTAWWT) sex, winking at them and striking up a conversation. Sometimes sparks fly and sometimes, you go home crying and alone, like a maladjusted former gymnast in Cincinnati.
But what if there was a dating site that matched people up based on their musical preferences? Let's say you sign up for a dating website, share your Spotify or iTunes library with the site (in addition to filling out a profile) and then create some sort of algorithm that finds potential matches? My first wife and I both love LOVE music, but our tastes were Arab/Israeli conflict level different. Ultimately, we split and though music had nothing to do with it, I sure would have like to have known up front that she would purchase a JLo CD. Had I known that, I wouldn't have talked to her.
Does that technology exist? Does that make any sense? Good idea? Dumb idea? Impossible to create something like it? I probably would have joined a dating site that promised to pair me up with girls who had similar musical tastes. At the very least, we could share a car ride together without battling for radio control.
I'd much rather know someone's Neftlix preferences than their music preferences. She can listen to what she wants to in her car or on her headphones (or while I'm on my headphones), but movies and shows are supposed to be shared and I gotta know whether that ##### finds Two and a Half Men to be the height of comedy.
MovieMatch.com
Mediamatch.com
Multimediamatch.com
Doesthat#####findTwoandaHalfMentobetheheightofcomedy.com
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
GM> I set up wifi at my parents' house and showed them how to use netflix on their blu ray player a couple weeks ago. #yourmove
Full disclosure: I did this mostly to have wifi there when I pick up my kid after work.
Full disclosure: I did this mostly to have wifi there when I pick up my kid after work.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Cinematch.com
Bob Sacamano
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Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
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