GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[-fish-]

well, let's get cracking. we need funding, R&D, betas, marketing and I suppose I can handle our IT.

Don't forget about synergies. We'll need lots of those

We also need to be aware of our vertical integration. I think this means we will need to hire a Lego expert.

And don't forget the bagels and coffee.

i'll bring the ice

I'll bring the comb.

I'll bring a drunk chick with low self esteem and daddy issues.

 

[T Bell]

well, let's get cracking. we need funding, R&D, betas, marketing and I suppose I can handle our IT.

Don't forget about synergies. We'll need lots of those

We also need to be aware of our vertical integration. I think this means we will need to hire a Lego expert.

And don't forget the bagels and coffee.

i'll bring the ice

 

[Tiger Fan]

So tomorrow I'm making lunch for my work group and the head of our function at my company. He stops by every 6-8 weeks and has lunch with us and catches us up on his view of how things are going in the company. A couple weeks ago, I had smoked some ribs and brought some in to share with the team. Everyone enjoyed them and our admin asked if I'd be willing to make em for this lunch. Filled with pride and bravado, I happily accepted the opportunity to cook for one of my CEO's best friends.

Fast forward to today and I realized that we had staff meeting at 10a, which means that instead of having the ribs ready by 11:45 to take there, I have to have them done for 9:45 and hold them until noon

So now I have to get up at like 4am to get things started

so just take a nap when you get to work.

you mean apart from the regularly scheduled morning and afternoon naps they already have?

 

[T Bell]

well, let's get cracking. we need funding, R&D, betas, marketing and I suppose I can handle our IT.

Don't forget about synergies. We'll need lots of those

We also need to be aware of our vertical integration. I think this means we will need to hire a Lego expert.

And don't forget the bagels and coffee.

i'll bring the ice

I'll bring the comb.

I'll bring a drunk chick with low self esteem and daddy issues.

You're doing God's work.

 

[kevzilla]

Anybody here ever flip over a salmon croquette and splash hot coconut oil all over themselves?

Me neither.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Now this is a gentleman.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Mexi Joe's dog is named Hendrix, FYI.

 

[T Bell]

Now this is a gentleman.

He's saying all the right things.

 

[Thorn]

Can't believe Tanner didn't think of this first.

 

[Annyong]

Can't believe Tanner didn't think of this first.

 

[T Bell]

Can't believe Tanner didn't think of this first.

Red pants.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can't believe Tanner didn't think of this first.

I can.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

well, let's get cracking. we need funding, R&D, betas, marketing and I suppose I can handle our IT.

Don't forget about synergies. We'll need lots of those

We also need to be aware of our vertical integration. I think this means we will need to hire a Lego expert.

And don't forget the bagels and coffee.

i'll bring the ice

I'll bring the comb.

I'll bring a drunk chick with low self esteem and daddy issues.

You're doing God's work.

Seriously. I feel so inadequate.

 

[Frostillicus]

Lay off TF, folks. He's got a stash of bags ready for the impending Icemageddon and all it took him to save the $1.08 for a pre-filled bag was ordering a pallet of empties, buying a stand-alone freezer and running his ice maker into the ground filling up those 12" X 20" 1.8mil beauties. You may scoff, but no matter what happens he's got that covered... unless the power goes out. But who needs ice then, anyway?

Starting to understand how fantasy football can be tedious to a man who bargain shops bags for ice storage. Abe naming a child Cash is like me naming a child Pigment.

Tre, wife will be in your neck of the woods July 15 through July 22. A full week. She's pretty depressed about being apart from Hazel for that long, though I think most of that is worry that Hazel will be in my care for that long. She said most of the people on her 'team' are stuffy non drinkers so she's looking forward to this about as much as I would a week long trip to a tanning bed.

Hey, two pale skin jokes in one post!

Cool - I'll be back in town on the 16th. Pickles and I will entertain.

You guys can bring Frosty too, assuming he's not tied up with softball, meat raffles and bad movies. Also, bring wives. Or girlfriends. Or both if you're feeling saucy.

Frosty has assburgers, so I think he's out

Not true

 

[shuke]

me some zookstales

 

[T Bell]

Lay off TF, folks. He's got a stash of bags ready for the impending Icemageddon and all it took him to save the $1.08 for a pre-filled bag was ordering a pallet of empties, buying a stand-alone freezer and running his ice maker into the ground filling up those 12" X 20" 1.8mil beauties. You may scoff, but no matter what happens he's got that covered... unless the power goes out. But who needs ice then, anyway?

Starting to understand how fantasy football can be tedious to a man who bargain shops bags for ice storage. Abe naming a child Cash is like me naming a child Pigment.

Tre, wife will be in your neck of the woods July 15 through July 22. A full week. She's pretty depressed about being apart from Hazel for that long, though I think most of that is worry that Hazel will be in my care for that long. She said most of the people on her 'team' are stuffy non drinkers so she's looking forward to this about as much as I would a week long trip to a tanning bed.

Hey, two pale skin jokes in one post!

Cool - I'll be back in town on the 16th. Pickles and I will entertain.

You guys can bring Frosty too, assuming he's not tied up with softball, meat raffles and bad movies. Also, bring wives. Or girlfriends. Or both if you're feeling saucy.

Frosty has assburgers, so I think he's out

Not true

He was being sarcastic, but you wouldn't know that.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Lay off TF, folks. He's got a stash of bags ready for the impending Icemageddon and all it took him to save the $1.08 for a pre-filled bag was ordering a pallet of empties, buying a stand-alone freezer and running his ice maker into the ground filling up those 12" X 20" 1.8mil beauties. You may scoff, but no matter what happens he's got that covered... unless the power goes out. But who needs ice then, anyway?

Starting to understand how fantasy football can be tedious to a man who bargain shops bags for ice storage. Abe naming a child Cash is like me naming a child Pigment.

Tre, wife will be in your neck of the woods July 15 through July 22. A full week. She's pretty depressed about being apart from Hazel for that long, though I think most of that is worry that Hazel will be in my care for that long. She said most of the people on her 'team' are stuffy non drinkers so she's looking forward to this about as much as I would a week long trip to a tanning bed.

Hey, two pale skin jokes in one post!

Cool - I'll be back in town on the 16th. Pickles and I will entertain.

You guys can bring Frosty too, assuming he's not tied up with softball, meat raffles and bad movies. Also, bring wives. Or girlfriends. Or both if you're feeling saucy.

Frosty has assburgers, so I think he's out

Not true

He was being sarcastic, but you wouldn't know that.

Actually true

 

[mr roboto]

Lay off TF, folks. He's got a stash of bags ready for the impending Icemageddon and all it took him to save the $1.08 for a pre-filled bag was ordering a pallet of empties, buying a stand-alone freezer and running his ice maker into the ground filling up those 12" X 20" 1.8mil beauties. You may scoff, but no matter what happens he's got that covered... unless the power goes out. But who needs ice then, anyway?

Starting to understand how fantasy football can be tedious to a man who bargain shops bags for ice storage. Abe naming a child Cash is like me naming a child Pigment.

Tre, wife will be in your neck of the woods July 15 through July 22. A full week. She's pretty depressed about being apart from Hazel for that long, though I think most of that is worry that Hazel will be in my care for that long. She said most of the people on her 'team' are stuffy non drinkers so she's looking forward to this about as much as I would a week long trip to a tanning bed.

Hey, two pale skin jokes in one post!

Cool - I'll be back in town on the 16th. Pickles and I will entertain.

You guys can bring Frosty too, assuming he's not tied up with softball, meat raffles and bad movies. Also, bring wives. Or girlfriends. Or both if you're feeling saucy.

Frosty has assburgers, so I think he's out

Not true

He was being sarcastic, but you wouldn't know that.

 

[T Bell]

What a trooper!

 

[General Malaise]

What a trooper!

Wonder if she was a former gymnast.

 

[Guster]

G'morning

This must be how U-H feels every day. Weird

 

[Guster]

So far this morning I've gotten my ribs prepped, rubbed and on the smoker, made mini cast iron strawberry rhubarb crisps (just need 10 min to finish the crust right before I leave for work), and I'm halfway through making berry fool. Looking forward to my mid-afternoon nap.

I've got a date with a girl off ok cupid tonight, so it'll be interesting to see how that goes. Our plan is to meet up for drinks, but she doesn't get off from work til 7, so I hope she's not expecting me to buy her dinner without some sort of reciprocity.

Hanging out with NerdyChick and her girlfriend on Thursday night. Might see Crazy again this weekend

Not sure if I'm going to have the chance to meet up with her or not, but the girl from THE shot video is in town this weekend too.

At least one of these has to turn into a story worth sharing

 

[Osaurus]

Is this thread Incorporated yet?

 

[Abraham]

Is this thread Incorporated yet?

We are still in the due diligence portion of things.

 

[roadkill1292]

I've been at FBGs far too long. Watching a Modern Marvels program on superhighways last night, "black ice" was mentioned. You can guess who I immediately thought of.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've been at FBGs far too long. Watching a Modern Marvels program on superhighways last night, "black ice" was mentioned. You can guess who I immediately thought of.

Frosty?

 

[wadegarrett]

Business idea - outsource all the mystical character rituals for kids. Get a bunch of midgets to sneak into your house for Santa, Easter Bunny eggs, tooth fairy. Have them dress up as said character and plant the eggs, presents, money etc. That way if the kid wakes up, proof of existence.

All I know is I want the background check business on that.

There's already a toof fairy...

Unless, of course, we're talking about wadegarrett's house.

You'll be happy to know $1 was happily discovered by the boy this morning.

Apparently the tooth fairy was busy in Iowa the night before. That was his reasoning anyway.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Business idea - outsource all the mystical character rituals for kids. Get a bunch of midgets to sneak into your house for Santa, Easter Bunny eggs, tooth fairy. Have them dress up as said character and plant the eggs, presents, money etc. That way if the kid wakes up, proof of existence.

All I know is I want the background check business on that.

There's already a toof fairy...

Unless, of course, we're talking about wadegarrett's house.

You'll be happy to know $1 was happily discovered by the boy this morning.

Apparently the tooth fairy was busy in Iowa the night before. That was his reasoning anyway.

Would have guessed Tennessee or West Virginia

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Is this thread Incorporated yet?

No, but it HAS been added to the FFA Master Index!

 

[Guster]

Currently at urgent care. I was drying off a wine glass I had just washed for one of the desserts i made today and the stem broke and stabbed into the meat of my palm/thumb. Went in super deep and ####### hurts!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Currently at urgent care. I was drying off a wine glass I had just washed for one of the desserts i made today and the stem broke and stabbed into the meat of my palm/thumb. Went in super deep and ####### hurts!

Sounds like this will seriously affect your sex life.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Currently at urgent care. I was drying off a wine glass I had just washed for one of the desserts i made today and the stem broke and stabbed into the meat of my palm/thumb. Went in super deep and ####### hurts!

Start hiding stemware.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Currently at urgent care. I was drying off a wine glass I had just washed for one of the desserts i made today and the stem broke and stabbed into the meat of my palm/thumb. Went in super deep and ####### hurts!

Sounds like this will seriously affect your sex life.

Fleshlight + suction cup = WALA

 

[Guster]

Oh and because I hate needles, I hadn't bothered to get a tetanus shot since 1996, so I get to have that too

 

[UOFI_316]

Currently at urgent care. I was drying off a wine glass I had just washed for one of the desserts i made today and the stem broke and stabbed into the meat of my palm/thumb. Went in super deep and ####### hurts!

Did you drop off the ribs first??

 

[Drifter]

Currently at urgent care. I was drying off a wine glass I had just washed for one of the desserts i made today and the stem broke and stabbed into the meat of my palm/thumb. Went in super deep and ####### hurts!

Did you drop off the ribs first??

This is the important question. The meant, man! What of the meat?

And I'm not talking about the meat in your hand

 

[Guster]

Currently at urgent care. I was drying off a wine glass I had just washed for one of the desserts i made today and the stem broke and stabbed into the meat of my palm/thumb. Went in super deep and ####### hurts!

Sounds like this will seriously affect your sex life.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh and because I hate needles, I hadn't bothered to get a tetanus shot since 1996, so I get to have that too

Wait, are we supposed to be doing this? I don't have a hatred of needles or anything. I just never go to a doctor.

 

[Guster]

Currently at urgent care. I was drying off a wine glass I had just washed for one of the desserts i made today and the stem broke and stabbed into the meat of my palm/thumb. Went in super deep and ####### hurts!

Did you drop off the ribs first??

This is the important question. The meant, man! What of the meat?

And I'm not talking about the meat in your hand

Of course. And I gave them instructions for how to finish the ribs off on the grill at work and assemble the dessert I was attempting. Priorities!

 

[T Bell]

Currently at urgent care. I was drying off a wine glass I had just washed for one of the desserts i made today and the stem broke and stabbed into the meat of my palm/thumb. Went in super deep and ####### hurts!

Dominant hand or The Stranger?

 

[Guster]

Oh and because I hate needles, I hadn't bothered to get a tetanus shot since 1996, so I get to have that too

Wait, are we supposed to be doing this? I don't have a hatred of needles or anything. I just never go to a doctor.

The info they gave me says every 10 years

 

[Guster]

Currently at urgent care. I was drying off a wine glass I had just washed for one of the desserts i made today and the stem broke and stabbed into the meat of my palm/thumb. Went in super deep and ####### hurts!

Dominant hand or The Stranger?

I'm semi-ambidextrous

 

[T Bell]

Oh and because I hate needles, I hadn't bothered to get a tetanus shot since 1996, so I get to have that too

Wait, are we supposed to be doing this? I don't have a hatred of needles or anything. I just never go to a doctor.

The info they gave me says every 10 years

"I don't do shots! I'm telling you, it was a wine glass!"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh and because I hate needles, I hadn't bothered to get a tetanus shot since 1996, so I get to have that too

Wait, are we supposed to be doing this? I don't have a hatred of needles or anything. I just never go to a doctor.

The info they gave me says every 10 years

Oh, so I've probably only missed 2. Cool.

 

[Abraham]

That sucks. Call work and tell them to wait for you.

As a note, maybe this happened because you made fun of my baby name list...?

 

[T Bell]

Helpful suggestion: text okCupid Date that she should go bra-less tonight so you don't have to fumble around later.

That'll remove any awkward moments this evening.

 

[Guster]

I'm gonna get my hand numbed...

 

[T Bell]

That sucks. Call work and tell them to wait for you.

As a note, maybe this happened because you made fun of my baby name list...?

Oh Abe, if this sort of thing happened when we made fun of you we'd all be running away from boulders chasing us through hallways, Indiana Jones style.

 

[Guster]

That sucks. Call work and tell them to wait for you.

As a note, maybe this happened because you made fun of my baby name list...?

It happened at work... One of my coworkers drove me here

 

[T Bell]

I'm gonna get my hand numbed...

Consult an attorney - that might constitute date rape in your state.