GM's thread about nothing (39 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

IN

Wassup, baby?

 

[YSR]

IN

Wassup, baby?

Just seeing if maybe you wanted to make out?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

IN

Wassup, baby?

Just seeing if maybe you wanted to make out?

I could probably be cajoled into a makeout session.

 

[Guster]

And did Tail Slayer Guster just pop in with a message that me might be getting back together with his ex-GF???

Yeah, so that's it gonna happen anymore. She decided to come in here and read whatever ive been posting and decided I hadn't changed as much as she originally thought. Time to fire up the GusterSpy alias??

Wait, what? She walked into your place, asked to get on your computer, proceeded to read whatever it is you write on the internet (and given your track record, it must have taken her a week or more) and decided NOT to get back together with YOU? Do I have that right?

Dude....that makes the former gymnast look like Dr. Drew. Avoid.

No, she remembered this thread from when we were together and the subsequent time after our split and decided to check up on me to see what I have been posting about.

 

[Guster]

One of my friends found out that there was a competitive corn hole event at a new brewery in town last night. The brewery is usually closed Mon-Wed but I guess they open it up for groups/special events. We were able to walk right in and some random dude gave us a handful of tickets for free beer

 

[Guster]

One of my friends found out that there was a competitive corn hole event at a new brewery in town last night. The brewery is usually closed Mon-Wed but I guess they open it up for groups/special events. We were able to walk right in and some random dude gave us a handful of tickets for free beer

Oh yeah, and Kenny Mayne was there. I think there were maybe 50 people there total. Pretty fun night

 

[Guster]

Not gonna lie, I secretly hope that Charvik has a backstory like this

 

[guru_007]

I think I really burned myself good this time.

I have been known to enjoy an adult beverage from time to time. Last night, for no particular reason whatsoever, I decided to have a few cocktails after dinner. Started innocently enough, but I guess I I either had one or two too many, or else I didn't eat enough yesterday. Now, normally the only damage I do when drinking is donking off a few bucks playing poker (not so much the past year or two) or placing a few soccer bets (the only soccer games starting after 10:30 or so my time are Australian or Asian soccer leagues, which I know nothing about but I do enjoy action).

Well, last night my wife and I got to talking about yard sales. Yep. We have amassed quite a bunch of #### that we would like to unload, so why not. Well, I know exactly why not, but I digress..... Anyway, our yearly neighborhood yard sale is in October so I have months to go. But, for some reason, last night I was really, REALLY gung ho about making more money than my wife at this yard sale. So, I decided I was going to make breakfast tacos. 400 mother effing breakfast tacos. Now, ordinarily I wouldn't worry too much about it as I could shrug it off as it was the booze talking. Only last night you know who really, really got excited about seeing how much money our yard sale could generate? our children. And those ####ers have memories that never, ever, EVER forget.

 

[Guster]

I think I really burned myself good this time.

I have been known to enjoy an adult beverage from time to time. Last night, for no particular reason whatsoever, I decided to have a few cocktails after dinner. Started innocently enough, but I guess I I either had one or two too many, or else I didn't eat enough yesterday. Now, normally the only damage I do when drinking is donking off a few bucks playing poker (not so much the past year or two) or placing a few soccer bets (the only soccer games starting after 10:30 or so my time are Australian or Asian soccer leagues, which I know nothing about but I do enjoy action).

Well, last night my wife and I got to talking about yard sales. Yep. We have amassed quite a bunch of #### that we would like to unload, so why not. Well, I know exactly why not, but I digress..... Anyway, our yearly neighborhood yard sale is in October so I have months to go. But, for some reason, last night I was really, REALLY gung ho about making more money than my wife at this yard sale. So, I decided I was going to make breakfast tacos. 400 mother effing breakfast tacos. Now, ordinarily I wouldn't worry too much about it as I could shrug it off as it was the booze talking. Only last night you know who really, really got excited about seeing how much money our yard sale could generate? our children. And those ####ers have memories that never, ever, EVER forget.

Perfect opportunity to teach them a life lesson about disappointment

 

[Tiger Fan]

I think I really burned myself good this time.

I have been known to enjoy an adult beverage from time to time. Last night, for no particular reason whatsoever, I decided to have a few cocktails after dinner. Started innocently enough, but I guess I I either had one or two too many, or else I didn't eat enough yesterday. Now, normally the only damage I do when drinking is donking off a few bucks playing poker (not so much the past year or two) or placing a few soccer bets (the only soccer games starting after 10:30 or so my time are Australian or Asian soccer leagues, which I know nothing about but I do enjoy action).

Well, last night my wife and I got to talking about yard sales. Yep. We have amassed quite a bunch of #### that we would like to unload, so why not. Well, I know exactly why not, but I digress..... Anyway, our yearly neighborhood yard sale is in October so I have months to go. But, for some reason, last night I was really, REALLY gung ho about making more money than my wife at this yard sale. So, I decided I was going to make breakfast tacos. 400 mother effing breakfast tacos. Now, ordinarily I wouldn't worry too much about it as I could shrug it off as it was the booze talking. Only last night you know who really, really got excited about seeing how much money our yard sale could generate? our children. And those ####ers have memories that never, ever, EVER forget.

Perfect opportunity to teach them a life lesson about disappointment

ror

 

[phishphan]

I think I really burned myself good this time.

I have been known to enjoy an adult beverage from time to time. Last night, for no particular reason whatsoever, I decided to have a few cocktails after dinner. Started innocently enough, but I guess I I either had one or two too many, or else I didn't eat enough yesterday. Now, normally the only damage I do when drinking is donking off a few bucks playing poker (not so much the past year or two) or placing a few soccer bets (the only soccer games starting after 10:30 or so my time are Australian or Asian soccer leagues, which I know nothing about but I do enjoy action).

Well, last night my wife and I got to talking about yard sales. Yep. We have amassed quite a bunch of #### that we would like to unload, so why not. Well, I know exactly why not, but I digress..... Anyway, our yearly neighborhood yard sale is in October so I have months to go. But, for some reason, last night I was really, REALLY gung ho about making more money than my wife at this yard sale. So, I decided I was going to make breakfast tacos. 400 mother effing breakfast tacos. Now, ordinarily I wouldn't worry too much about it as I could shrug it off as it was the booze talking. Only last night you know who really, really got excited about seeing how much money our yard sale could generate? our children. And those ####ers have memories that never, ever, EVER forget.

Perfect opportunity to teach them a life lesson about disappointment

or a perfect opportunity to teach them how to make breakfast tacos.

 

[charvik]

Not gonna lie, I secretly hope that Charvik has a backstory like this

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Petering out. Gonna need a serious rally here.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

My son caught Chris Davis' 37th home run ball in the left field stands at Camden Yards yesterday. It hit the concrete aisle way down in the section and bounced right to him about 15 rows further up.

Whoa! Thought for a second I knew you. A guy in my magic football league lives in Balt..he and his son caught Davis' 34th HR.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Chris Davis posts here sometimes.

 

[UniAlias]

IN

Wassup, baby?

Just seeing if maybe you wanted to make out?

I always pass out before the good stuff happens.

 

[Annyong]

The new Pretzel Bun Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's is one of the best major chain burgers I've ever had.

 

[T Bell]

And did Tail Slayer Guster just pop in with a message that me might be getting back together with his ex-GF???

Yeah, so that's it gonna happen anymore. She decided to come in here and read whatever ive been posting and decided I hadn't changed as much as she originally thought. Time to fire up the GusterSpy alias??

Wait, what? She walked into your place, asked to get on your computer, proceeded to read whatever it is you write on the internet (and given your track record, it must have taken her a week or more) and decided NOT to get back together with YOU? Do I have that right?

Dude....that makes the former gymnast look like Dr. Drew. Avoid.

No, she remembered this thread from when we were together and the subsequent time after our split and decided to check up on me to see what I have been posting about.

Guster-ex>hi

 

[T Bell]

Chris Davis posts here sometimes.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

A friend from college traveled through Baltimore once and blew Chris Davis, fondling his 1st and 2nd balls. This was before he posted here.

 

[T Bell]

Fun Chris Davis Fact #56: Chris Davis is a Hasidic Jew.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The new Pretzel Bun Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's is one of the best major chain burgers I've ever had.

Could not disagree more. Awful.

 

[Ignoramus]

A friend from college traveled through Baltimore once and blew Chris Davis, fondling his 1st and 2nd balls. This was before he posted here.

(actually true)

 

[T Bell]

The new Pretzel Bun Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's is one of the best major chain burgers I've ever had.

Could not disagree more. Awful.

Wars have started over less.

 

[McGarnicle]

I love it when the pup comes in from laying out in the sun and she's all warm.

 

[Annyong]

The new Pretzel Bun Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's is one of the best major chain burgers I've ever had.

Could not disagree more. Awful.

McDonalds or Burger King have a better burger?

 

[Guster]

The new Pretzel Bun Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's is one of the best major chain burgers I've ever had.

Could not disagree more. Awful.

McDonalds or Burger King have a better burger?

Is it just the normal bacon cheeseburger put on a pretzel bun?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The new Pretzel Bun Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's is one of the best major chain burgers I've ever had.

Could not disagree more. Awful.

McDonalds or Burger King have a better burger?

Is it just the normal bacon cheeseburger put on a pretzel bun?

Two patties, a lot of cheese, bacon and a cup of grease.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Chris Davis posts here sometimes.

No no, it's actually true.

 

[phishphan]

Prepare for the Sharknado sequels

 

[Mr.Pack]

The new Pretzel Bun Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's is one of the best major chain burgers I've ever had.

Could not disagree more. Awful.

So you can disagree less?

 

[SeaDogStat]

Chris Davis posts here sometimes.

I think we need to start investigating CD for possible drug/homicide connection... I saw a documentary called "The Wire" that said Balmer was a hub for drugs and homicides

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The new Pretzel Bun Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's is one of the best major chain burgers I've ever had.

Could not disagree more. Awful.

So you can disagree less?

You're trying too hard, guy.

 

[phishphan]

The new Pretzel Bun Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's is one of the best major chain burgers I've ever had.

Could not disagree more. Awful.

So you can disagree less?

You're trying too hard, guy.

so you're saying he could be trying less hard?

 

[Annyong]

The new Pretzel Bun Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's is one of the best major chain burgers I've ever had.

Could not disagree more. Awful.

McDonalds or Burger King have a better burger?

Is it just the normal bacon cheeseburger put on a pretzel bun?

Two patties, a lot of cheese, bacon and a cup of grease.

whats not to love? I think they had a slice of cheese AND cheese sauce!!! I enjoyed it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The new Pretzel Bun Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's is one of the best major chain burgers I've ever had.

Could not disagree more. Awful.

McDonalds or Burger King have a better burger?

Is it just the normal bacon cheeseburger put on a pretzel bun?

Two patties, a lot of cheese, bacon and a cup of grease.

whats not to love? I think they had a slice of cheese AND cheese sauce!!! I enjoyed it.

Maybe I got a bad one. Mine was sopping wet...bun was soaked...grease everywhere. I could only get one bite down and I was out of napkins.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Chris Davis woke up one morning and could speak fluent English.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I dont know who Chris Davis is, but he sounds fascinating.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I dont know who Chris Davis is, but he sounds fascinating.

Isn't there some kind of mandatory minimum sports knowledge for bartenders?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Late for the Ragu Festaval?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I dont know who Chris Davis is, but he sounds fascinating.

Isn't there some kind of mandatory minimum sports knowledge for bartenders?

Not when it concerns the beisbol.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I dont know who Chris Davis is, but he sounds fascinating.

Isn't there some kind of mandatory minimum sports knowledge for bartenders?

I don't think that's much of a problem where Homer works. Unless it's yachting and polo.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

If this post gets 50 likes by this time tomorrow, I will mail TRE a fart.

I think we all lost today.

 

[T Bell]

If this post gets 50 likes by this time tomorrow, I will mail TRE a fart.

I think we all lost today.

Dammit! I forgot to bump my post publicizing this offer!

 

[General Malaise]

Did some work for a uranium consultant over the last few weeks and refused any sort of payment, which is dumb, but the guy was one of our limited partners and I'd like to bring him back into the fold once uranium changes directions (if we're still alive; we may never see a recovery in prices the way its gone) so I did the work gratis.

Today, UPS delivers two giant boxes on my desk, with giant "PERISHABLE GOODS" stickers all over them. Dude sent me a BOATLOAD of sliced hams, sausages and other assorted goodies from this place. I'm pretty excited about it as I won't have to make a ham sandwich for the next year and there's enough grilling chorizo sausage to last me through the summer, but anybody have any idea what I should do with blood sausage? Do I just grill it up? The recipes they suggest all require hours of cooking time and several ingredients I've never heard of (but I'm sure are growing somewhere on Albert Oaks property).

Also, anybody want to come over and eat some swine?

 

[Guster]

Did some work for a uranium consultant over the last few weeks and refused any sort of payment, which is dumb, but the guy was one of our limited partners and I'd like to bring him back into the fold once uranium changes directions (if we're still alive; we may never see a recovery in prices the way its gone) so I did the work gratis.

Today, UPS delivers two giant boxes on my desk, with giant "PERISHABLE GOODS" stickers all over them. Dude sent me a BOATLOAD of sliced hams, sausages and other assorted goodies from this place. I'm pretty excited about it as I won't have to make a ham sandwich for the next year and there's enough grilling chorizo sausage to last me through the summer, but anybody have any idea what I should do with blood sausage? Do I just grill it up? The recipes they suggest all require hours of cooking time and several ingredients I've never heard of (but I'm sure are growing somewhere on Albert Oaks property).

Also, anybody want to come over and eat some swine?

Ask Mr. Ham?

 

[T Bell]

Did some work for a uranium consultant over the last few weeks and refused any sort of payment, which is dumb, but the guy was one of our limited partners and I'd like to bring him back into the fold once uranium changes directions (if we're still alive; we may never see a recovery in prices the way its gone) so I did the work gratis.

Today, UPS delivers two giant boxes on my desk, with giant "PERISHABLE GOODS" stickers all over them. Dude sent me a BOATLOAD of sliced hams, sausages and other assorted goodies from this place. I'm pretty excited about it as I won't have to make a ham sandwich for the next year and there's enough grilling chorizo sausage to last me through the summer, but anybody have any idea what I should do with blood sausage? Do I just grill it up? The recipes they suggest all require hours of cooking time and several ingredients I've never heard of (but I'm sure are growing somewhere on Albert Oaks property).

Also, anybody want to come over and eat some swine?

Was it sent from Mexico, and did you receive a strange phone call asking if you'd received the package?

 

[Gadzooks]

At what age do you think boys develop "interest" in the opposite sex? Little Zooks was watching the Avengers last night. I was sitting next to him working on some poetry and I look at the TV and notice some super hero chick.

Me: Who's that girl?

Little Zooks: Black Widow

Me: Oh.

Little Zooks: Do you think she's hot?

Me: Yeah......wait, what?

Little Zooks: You heard me. Do you think she's hot?

Me: Do you think she's hot?

Little Zooks: No way, she's a girl.

Me: Really? (I was slightly concerned, but figured it's ok for a 6 YO boy to not be interested in girls yet)

Little Zooks: Remeber Mikayla in Transformers?

Me: Yeah, why?

Little Zooks: She's hot

Me: I love you.

Little Zooks: Don't be weird.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

At what age do you think boys develop "interest" in the opposite sex? Little Zooks was watching the Avengers last night. I was sitting next to him working on some poetry and I look at the TV and notice some super hero chick.

Me: Who's that girl?

Little Zooks: Black Widow

Me: Oh.

Little Zooks: Do you think she's hot?

Me: Yeah......wait, what?

Little Zooks: You heard me. Do you think she's hot?

Me: Do you think she's hot?

Little Zooks: No way, she's a girl.

Me: Really? (I was slightly concerned, but figured it's ok for a 6 YO boy to not be interested in girls yet)

Little Zooks: Remeber Mikayla in Transformers?

Me: Yeah, why?

Little Zooks: She's hot

Me: I love you.

Little Zooks: Don't be weird.

I'd be more concerned that he seems to think Mikayla was not a girl.

 

[Disco Stu]

Is Mikayla a Transformer with boobs?

Edit: and rush home from work today... there should be a box of beer and crap waiting. There is a tracking number, but I don't know what it is.