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When do you have time to watch all these movies?
Wife goes out of town, I grab a 12 pack of Keystone and get to work catching up on movies I have missed. WAtching GI Joe now...
Here's a follow-up question. Outside of betraying her trust, how do you manage to get your wife to leave town? I would be interested in getting some peace and quiet around here.
Why? Did Abe's wife come to visit you?

 
When do you have time to watch all these movies?
Wife goes out of town, I grab a 12 pack of Keystone and get to work catching up on movies I have missed. WAtching GI Joe now...
Here's a follow-up question. Outside of betraying her trust, how do you manage to get your wife to leave town? I would be interested in getting some peace and quiet around here.
She's in Ruidoso with her parents. It's good for her, cool air and mountains and ####. I'm actually getting al ot of work done too.

 
When do you have time to watch all these movies?
Wife goes out of town, I grab a 12 pack of Keystone and get to work catching up on movies I have missed. WAtching GI Joe now...
Here's a follow-up question. Outside of betraying her trust, how do you manage to get your wife to leave town? I would be interested in getting some peace and quiet around here.
Strangulation?

 
Included in the new 2013 words added to the Oxford English Dictionary is digital detox -

A period of time during which a person refrains from using electronic devices such as smartphones or computers, regarded as an opportunity to reduce stress or focus on social interaction in the physical world.
And I'm out.

 
I came to work this morning and a coworker pointed out that I was wearing a garnet colored shirt. Garnet. As in the color of my sworn enemy, the University of South Carolina.

I'm somewhat beside myself today. Is this an omen? Is Clemson going to go 2-10 because of me? What does it all mean?

 
I came to work this morning and a coworker pointed out that I was wearing a garnet colored shirt. Garnet. As in the color of my sworn enemy, the University of South Carolina.

I'm somewhat beside myself today. Is this an omen? Is Clemson going to go 2-10 because of me? What does it all mean?
Don't worry about it. It just means you have Cocks on your mind.

 
I came to work this morning and a coworker pointed out that I was wearing a garnet colored shirt. Garnet. As in the color of my sworn enemy, the University of South Carolina.

I'm somewhat beside myself today. Is this an omen? Is Clemson going to go 2-10 because of me? What does it all mean?
Don't worry about it. It just means you have Cocks on your mind.
And her chest, apparently.

 
I came to work this morning and a coworker pointed out that I was wearing a garnet colored shirt. Garnet. As in the color of my sworn enemy, the University of South Carolina.

I'm somewhat beside myself today. Is this an omen? Is Clemson going to go 2-10 because of me? What does it all mean?
Don't worry about it. It just means you have Cocks on your mind.
And her chest, apparently.
Better cocks than a hungry newborn [/fly]

 
because just about college football game I post loses...here's a good one for you to bet against.

Texas A&M - 27 vs Rice

I got this at a little better line, but the above is still widely available.

Everyone knows about Johnny Manziel. But, the Aggies still have quite a bit of talent on the team. They return three starters on the o-line, and a senior rb that averages like 6 ypc. Game is at Kyle field which is a pretty big hfa for A&M.

27 points is a lot to give up, but here's why I like it.

-Sumlin runs a fast pace offense, with or without Manziel they can score. Last year they hung 30 or more against everyone they played except @ Alabama (29) and home vs LUS (19 - but still put up 400+ yards on offense). We all know what his Cougar teams did at UofH.

-Manziel only suspended for first half is a joke. He should play at least a few drives to get some plays in against Rice.

...

but the real reason I'm laying the points:

Rice will be without probably their two most important defensive players, Gaines and Nwosu:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000234910/article/rice-star-phillip-gaines-is-suspended-for-opener-vs-texas-am

going on the road to a hostile environment, without two important senior leaders on the field, this one could get ugly in a hurry.

Sumlin very familiar with Baliff from time spent at UofH vs Rice, so I wouldn't expect an embarrassment, however, don't expect them to hold back much either.

g'luck

(you know damn well Rice is going to win outright now).

 
That sucks, Tanner. I have to think with his wife's reaction that he was probably engaging in a little self-sabotage to eject from this one....you know, force her hand. Obviously, I don't think he set out to get a DUI, but I'm guessing she's the reason he asked you to the bar and the reason he didn't go immediately home. I know a guy who engaged in self-sabotage to eject from a miserable marriage. At least, that's what his therapist told him. Cool guy. Really handsome. Smooth, like a glass of Cutty Shark.
Whoa, I have no idea why, but this post hit me like a bit of a lightning bolt...I kinda wonder if that's what on some level (no DUI's fo shizzle) I've been engaging in a little while here. I know I'm just some internet stranger/lurker here, but know that this has really gotten me to soul search a little... thanks.

 
I came to work this morning and a coworker pointed out that I was wearing a garnet colored shirt. Garnet. As in the color of my sworn enemy, the University of South Carolina.

I'm somewhat beside myself today. Is this an omen? Is Clemson going to go 2-10 because of me? What does it all mean?
did you say 'oops' when she told you this?

 
I came to work this morning and a coworker pointed out that I was wearing a garnet colored shirt. Garnet. As in the color of my sworn enemy, the University of South Carolina.

I'm somewhat beside myself today. Is this an omen? Is Clemson going to go 2-10 because of me? What does it all mean?
did you say 'oops' when she told you this?
:lmao:

No, but I've given her the finger every time she's crowed like a rooster this morning.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Who was he?
Please say "Robbie Cooper"
GunslingerEnderHe didn't post a lot and he had a lot of problems, but damn, I had no clue they were this bad.
Freaking sucks, man. Stay strong.

ETA: I should apologize though. I stupidly tried to sneak in a joke there. I basically scanned your original post and only caught the part about it being an FBG (although my joke was still tasteless either way). Didn't see the part where it was your buddy. Sometimes I'm kind of a ####.
SOMETIMES???
Point taken.

 
That sucks, Tanner. I have to think with his wife's reaction that he was probably engaging in a little self-sabotage to eject from this one....you know, force her hand. Obviously, I don't think he set out to get a DUI, but I'm guessing she's the reason he asked you to the bar and the reason he didn't go immediately home. I know a guy who engaged in self-sabotage to eject from a miserable marriage. At least, that's what his therapist told him. Cool guy. Really handsome. Smooth, like a glass of Cutty Shark.
Whoa, I have no idea why, but this post hit me like a bit of a lightning bolt...I kinda wonder if that's what on some level (no DUI's fo shizzle) I've been engaging in a little while here. I know I'm just some internet stranger/lurker here, but know that this has really gotten me to soul search a little... thanks.
:thumbup:

 
Who knew SC was garnet? I didn't even know garnet was a color.
It's my birthstone. I used to go garnet hunting at old Sebago Lake in Maine when I was a youngin. I also made a fairy garden or two. I could probably identify a lady slipper with my eyes closed.

And I really think you are all wrong on Magic Mike. Not gay.

 

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