GM's thread about nothing (52 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

Seriously, props to D-Man for wearing the Union hat. That's a winner's hat.

Who knows why he decided to wear it. The kid is so funny. Mrs. SLB wanted to make him take it off, I put the kabosh on that. You stymie cool you dumb #####.

This is how he just got off the bus. It's called a crazy hat.

Still 1000x better than something like this

That's called a kepi.

No way

Yep. And you can see the British flag on it.

Suck it, YSR

I was going to go there but she hasn't been around much lately.

 

[-fish-]

How am I just finding out about this?

Hot, single, crazy, potentially dangerous women looking for dates? George Costanza had the right idea.

Also, I find it funny that the link was at the bottom of my CBS fantasy league site, listed as "you may also like..."

CBS has some pretty good demographic information.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

JFC I just spewed water all over the place laughing at one of my own posts.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How am I just finding out about this?

Hot, single, crazy, potentially dangerous women looking for dates? George Costanza had the right idea.

Also, I find it funny that the link was at the bottom of my CBS fantasy league site, listed as "you may also like..."

CBS has some pretty good demographic information.

When my wife finally leaves me, please remind me of this.

TIA

 

[T Bell]

How am I just finding out about this?

Hot, single, crazy, potentially dangerous women looking for dates? George Costanza had the right idea.

Also, I find it funny that the link was at the bottom of my CBS fantasy league site, listed as "you may also like..."

CBS has some pretty good demographic information.

http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-women-in-prison/trent-walker?format=SLIDESHOW&page=27

Reason for incarceration: Producing child pornography

"I am wanting to finish my education. I spend my spare time painting or drawing portraits. I spend my evenings reading true crime or Wiccan books."

In.

 

[-fish-]

No, 36 Chassity Kitchen. Former Tanner student?

 

[T Bell]

No, 36 Chassity Kitchen. Former Tanner student?

I don't know, but her name clearly throws a wrench in the whole barefoot and pregnant concept.

 

[kevzilla]

Kev and cos. - I need a proxy or co owner for bentleys league that drafts Sunday afternoon. Any help?

Sorry man, I have a family function.

 

[kevzilla]

Standing in line to get my car registration renewed. Everyone in front of me is apparently attempting a leveraged buyout of 3M through an ATM. The fact that I can post this from my tarded phone proves it.

 

[T Bell]

Standing in line to get my car registration renewed. Everyone in front of me is apparently attempting a leveraged buyout of 3M through an ATM. The fact that I can post this from my tarded phone proves it.

So you're saying the DMV line is slow. You got any other breaking news for us, sport?

 

[bentley]

You know, why would I expect the guy who buys gas 5 at a time to give me more than two days notice that they couldnt make the auction.

 

[T Bell]

I just saw this on the LA Times Dodgers page - it's a list of updated posts by someone covering Matt Kemp's rehab. I read it from bottom to top and it got me chuckling:

• Matt Kemp ready to move past 0-for-5 rehab comeback 08/29/2013, 11:36 p.m.
• Dodgers' Matt Kemp 0-3 after strikeout with Rancho Cucamonga Quakes 08/29/2013, 9:07 p.m.
• Matt Kemp grounds into double play in second at-bat 08/29/2013, 8:36 p.m.
• Matt Kemp grounds out in first at-bat for Rancho Cucamonga Quakes 08/29/2013, 7:22 p.m.
• Dodgers' Matt Kemp focused on swing timing as rehab starts 08/29/2013, 5:52 p.m.

Rough night.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

No, 36 Chassity Kitchen. Former Tanner student?

Honest to god back in the day when I worked at juvenile hall there was a girl there named Chasity Beavers.

 

[T Bell]

Edition #189143269 of Stupid People Are Mighty Entertaining

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just saw this on the LA Times Dodgers page - it's a list of updated posts by someone covering Matt Kemp's rehab. I read it from bottom to top and it got me chuckling:

• Matt Kemp ready to move past 0-for-5 rehab comeback 08/29/2013, 11:36 p.m.
• Dodgers' Matt Kemp 0-3 after strikeout with Rancho Cucamonga Quakes 08/29/2013, 9:07 p.m.
• Matt Kemp grounds into double play in second at-bat 08/29/2013, 8:36 p.m.
• Matt Kemp grounds out in first at-bat for Rancho Cucamonga Quakes 08/29/2013, 7:22 p.m.
• Dodgers' Matt Kemp focused on swing timing as rehab starts 08/29/2013, 5:52 p.m.

Rough night.

Cal League!!! If the Quakes come to town to play the Blaze I'll be sure not to go.

 

[kevzilla]

Standing in line to get my car registration renewed. Everyone in front of me is apparently attempting a leveraged buyout of 3M through an ATM. The fact that I can post this from my tarded phone proves it.

So you're saying the DMV line is slow. You got any other breaking news for us, sport?

I didn't make myself clear. I was at a grocery store. One person was trying to return something without a receipt and got highly pissed when that didn't happen. Another wanted to dispute a gas bill, for which they really should have gone to the gas company. A third was trying to buy 10-year Treasuries or something. I just wanted to avoid the emmer effing DMV.

 

[Abraham]

You know, why would I expect the guy who buys gas 5 at a time to give me more than two days notice that they couldnt make the auction.

I'm working on it.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Yesterday we were talking about the patriot Samuel Adams. Of course the kids want to know if he's the guy that makes/made the beer.

I told them "the Sam Adams beer company is only about 30 years old. The just named the company after him because he is a hero in Boston. It would be like me starting a beer company and calling it 'Abe Lincoln Beer'."

Right after class this kid comes up to me and says "If you actually named a beer company after Abraham Lincoln you know what you should call it? 'Lincoln Lager'"

That kid is going places.

I like it.Didn't Sam Adams brew beer for his church or something?

Had some Dragon's Milk last week. Bourbon barrel stout. Like a vanilla jack Daniels Guinness milk shake.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

omfg where is jplvr, I have a draft in 15 and he changed his fbg log in info....FTW

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

stop stealing!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Um... apparently multiple users were using my FBG's account. I got an email over the weekend. Just letting any of you people who may have hacked my password know.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Um... apparently multiple users were using my FBG's account. I got an email over the weekend. Just letting any of you people who may have hacked my password know.

I didn't even know about that!!!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A HS buddy and his son decided to stop by tonight. I was promised certain things by Mrs. SLB all day but he bored her to death. #### I hate sober people.

So you guys playing cards?

 

[Drifter]

In the small world category, I was contacted today by a recruiter about DPRugby's former job.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

In the small world category, I was contacted today by a recruiter about DPRugby's former job.

Whoa

 

[Drifter]

In the small world category, I was contacted today by a recruiter about DPRugby's former job.

Whoa

Tell me about it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

In the small world category, I was contacted today by a recruiter about DPRugby's former job.

Whoa

Tell me about it.

Soooo what did you do?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

In useless stuff that nobody cares about, the Rams switched their walk out song from Kashmir to Sail by AWOL Nation. I like this.

 

[shuke]

Did anyone else get the cameraphone vid of shuke from shuke?

It was posted in here a few weeks ago.

 

[Drifter]

In the small world category, I was contacted today by a recruiter about DPRugby's former job.

Whoa

Tell me about it.

Soooo what did you do?

Contacted via email so I haven't done anything. It is a good fit but it feels a little... weird

 

[shuke]

:shuke: !!!!!

:what: ?????

 

[shuke]

Don't bother liking "Crockpot Moms" on facebook. Not at all what I was hoping for.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

In the small world category, I was contacted today by a recruiter about DPRugby's former job.

Whoa

Tell me about it.

Soooo what did you do?

Contacted via email so I haven't done anything. It is a good fit but it feels a little... weird

Did you vomit?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I'm currently playing songs that Mrs. SLB and myself used to make sweet love to when we were younger. My office is right below the bedroom so she can hear them, not ####ing out here. More of subliminal foreplay. (Band name.) Just played Brain Damage. That was one of our songs.

 

[Drifter]

In the small world category, I was contacted today by a recruiter about DPRugby's former job.

Whoa

Tell me about it.

Soooo what did you do?

Contacted via email so I haven't done anything. It is a good fit but it feels a little... weird

Did you vomit?

Like GM going to a tanning salon

Like Krista forgetting to leave the house because of that last bong hit

Like Abe joining a Survivalist community

Like Homer turning down easy sex

Like sex not being easy for Disco Stu

Like Bentley being a deadbeat Dad

Like Flysack posting on Facebook that he just watched Roadhouse

Like Tre drinking diet Ice Tea and watching the NSync reuining from the VMAs

Like Joe hiring a black guy

Like Cos going to work at IBM

Like YSR forgetting a cork screw on a camping trip

 

[Drifter]

So I'm currently playing songs that Mrs. SLB and myself used to make sweet love to when we were younger. My office is right below the bedroom so she can hear them, not ####ing out here. More of subliminal foreplay. (Band name.) Just played Brain Damage. That was one of our songs.

Playing Big Pun Capital Punishment

 

[St. Louis Bob]

In the small world category, I was contacted today by a recruiter about DPRugby's former job.

Whoa

Tell me about it.

Soooo what did you do?

Contacted via email so I haven't done anything. It is a good fit but it feels a little... weird

Did you vomit?

Like GM going to a tanning salon

Like Krista forgetting to leave the house because of that last bong hit

Like Abe joining a Survivalist community

Like Homer turning down easy sex

Like sex not being easy for Disco Stu

Like Bentley being a deadbeat Dad

Like Flysack posting on Facebook that he just watched Roadhouse

Like Tre drinking diet Ice Tea and watching the NSync reuining from the VMAs

Like Joe hiring a black guy

Like Cos going to work at IBM

Like YSR forgetting a cork screw on a camping trip

Well done

 

[Drifter]

I'm not sure what a reuining is

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I'm currently playing songs that Mrs. SLB and myself used to make sweet love to when we were younger. My office is right below the bedroom so she can hear them, not ####ing out here. More of subliminal foreplay. (Band name.) Just played Brain Damage. That was one of our songs.

Playing Big Pun Capital Punishment

I mean really, what kind of girl thinks that's my guy. MY GIRL! Sheesh.

 

[shuke]

So as I come out of the store the other day and a young couple are hanging out by my car. Turns out the guy swiped most of the side of my car with his bumper as he pulled in. As we're exchanging insurance info, he tells me it's his girlfriend's car, but wants to use his insurance. I tell him to call and check the policy to see if he's covered a primary. Of course he isn't. So he wants to do this out of pocket. I later find out that she has had a number of claims already. I'm guessing she was actually driving and he's taking the fall, but whatever, I don't care.

These seem like good young kids. He's either current or former military. I agree to work with them. I asked if he wanted me to get an estimate anywhere particular and he said no. So I pick a place close to work today and then email it to him. It's $1500. I tell him I'm willing to let him do a payment plan.

His response is "that seems steep, did you anywhere else?"

Should I be peeved at this? Look, I was willing to work with this kid, but I really do not have time going all around town getting estimates until we get a cheap one.

 

[krista4]

In the small world category, I was contacted today by a recruiter about DPRugby's former job.

Whoa

Tell me about it.

Soooo what did you do?

Contacted via email so I haven't done anything. It is a good fit but it feels a little... weird

Did you vomit?

Like GM going to a tanning salon

Like Krista forgetting to leave the house because of that last bong hit

Like Abe joining a Survivalist community

Like Homer turning down easy sex

Like sex not being easy for Disco Stu

Like Bentley being a deadbeat Dad

Like Flysack posting on Facebook that he just watched Roadhouse

Like Tre drinking diet Ice Tea and watching the NSync reuining from the VMAs

Like Joe hiring a black guy

Like Cos going to work at IBM

Like YSR forgetting a cork screw on a camping trip

Really well done.

 

[Drifter]

So as I come out of the store the other day and a young couple are hanging out by my car. Turns out the guy swiped most of the side of my car with his bumper as he pulled in. As we're exchanging insurance info, he tells me it's his girlfriend's car, but wants to use his insurance. I tell him to call and check the policy to see if he's covered a primary. Of course he isn't. So he wants to do this out of pocket. I later find out that she has had a number of claims already. I'm guessing she was actually driving and he's taking the fall, but whatever, I don't care.

These seem like good young kids. He's either current or former military. I agree to work with them. I asked if he wanted me to get an estimate anywhere particular and he said no. So I pick a place close to work today and then email it to him. It's $1500. I tell him I'm willing to let him do a payment plan.

His response is "that seems steep, did you anywhere else?"

Should I be peeved at this? Look, I was willing to work with this kid, but I really do not have time going all around town getting estimates until we get a cheap one.

If you want to be nice, ask him where he would like you to get an estimate from. You have a right to be peeved but at this point, it doesn't further your cause

 

[krista4]

So as I come out of the store the other day and a young couple are hanging out by my car. Turns out the guy swiped most of the side of my car with his bumper as he pulled in. As we're exchanging insurance info, he tells me it's his girlfriend's car, but wants to use his insurance. I tell him to call and check the policy to see if he's covered a primary. Of course he isn't. So he wants to do this out of pocket. I later find out that she has had a number of claims already. I'm guessing she was actually driving and he's taking the fall, but whatever, I don't care.

These seem like good young kids. He's either current or former military. I agree to work with them. I asked if he wanted me to get an estimate anywhere particular and he said no. So I pick a place close to work today and then email it to him. It's $1500. I tell him I'm willing to let him do a payment plan.

His response is "that seems steep, did you anywhere else?"

Should I be peeved at this? Look, I was willing to work with this kid, but I really do not have time going all around town getting estimates until we get a cheap one.

My advice is #### him.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So as I come out of the store the other day and a young couple are hanging out by my car. Turns out the guy swiped most of the side of my car with his bumper as he pulled in. As we're exchanging insurance info, he tells me it's his girlfriend's car, but wants to use his insurance. I tell him to call and check the policy to see if he's covered a primary. Of course he isn't. So he wants to do this out of pocket. I later find out that she has had a number of claims already. I'm guessing she was actually driving and he's taking the fall, but whatever, I don't care.

These seem like good young kids. He's either current or former military. I agree to work with them. I asked if he wanted me to get an estimate anywhere particular and he said no. So I pick a place close to work today and then email it to him. It's $1500. I tell him I'm willing to let him do a payment plan.

His response is "that seems steep, did you anywhere else?"

Should I be peeved at this? Look, I was willing to work with this kid, but I really do not have time going all around town getting estimates until we get a cheap one.

As somebody that has been through this a dozen times, and knows everything, call the cops immediately. You're screwed now unless the guy makes it right.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So as I come out of the store the other day and a young couple are hanging out by my car. Turns out the guy swiped most of the side of my car with his bumper as he pulled in. As we're exchanging insurance info, he tells me it's his girlfriend's car, but wants to use his insurance. I tell him to call and check the policy to see if he's covered a primary. Of course he isn't. So he wants to do this out of pocket. I later find out that she has had a number of claims already. I'm guessing she was actually driving and he's taking the fall, but whatever, I don't care.

These seem like good young kids. He's either current or former military. I agree to work with them. I asked if he wanted me to get an estimate anywhere particular and he said no. So I pick a place close to work today and then email it to him. It's $1500. I tell him I'm willing to let him do a payment plan.

His response is "that seems steep, did you anywhere else?"

Should I be peeved at this? Look, I was willing to work with this kid, but I really do not have time going all around town getting estimates until we get a cheap one.

My advice is #### him.

This

 

[Drifter]

Kristanista - Yo

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

stop stealing!

Exactly. The Draft GM app for is like $3 and works like a champ. No shtick.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Subliminal Foreplay was a disaster. All I got was a couple cheap feels. I feel so used.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

In the small world category, I was contacted today by a recruiter about DPRugby's former job.

Whoa

Tell me about it.

Soooo what did you do?

Contacted via email so I haven't done anything. It is a good fit but it feels a little... weird

Did you vomit?

Like GM going to a tanning salon

Like Krista forgetting to leave the house because of that last bong hit

Like Abe joining a Survivalist community

Like Homer turning down easy sex

Like sex not being easy for Disco Stu

Like Bentley being a deadbeat Dad

Like Flysack posting on Facebook that he just watched Roadhouse

Like Tre drinking diet Ice Tea and watching the NSync reuining from the VMAs

Like Joe hiring a black guy

Like Cos going to work at IBM

Like YSR forgetting a cork screw on a camping trip

 

[Drifter]

In the small world category, I was contacted today by a recruiter about DPRugby's former job.

Whoa

Tell me about it.

Soooo what did you do?

Contacted via email so I haven't done anything. It is a good fit but it feels a little... weird

Did you vomit?

Like GM going to a tanning salon

Like Krista forgetting to leave the house because of that last bong hit

Like Abe joining a Survivalist community

Like Homer turning down easy sex

Like sex not being easy for Disco Stu

Like Bentley being a deadbeat Dad

Like Flysack posting on Facebook that he just watched Roadhouse

Like Tre drinking diet Ice Tea and watching the NSync reuining from the VMAs

Like Joe hiring a black guy

Like Cos going to work at IBM

Like YSR forgetting a cork screw on a camping trip

Like Tanner cares