GM's thread about nothing (45 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Awesome videos. Glad you're safe.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Whoa.

 

[Osaurus]

That must be some kind of sweet phone

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Awesome videos. Glad you're safe.

Agreed

 

[Uruk-Hai]

By the way, I was just kidding with my Ravens' analysis yesterday. No one bet them, right?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Seems like a lot of hassle could've been avoided if he just politely asked for teh n00dz.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

By the way, I was just kidding with my Ravens' analysis yesterday. No one bet them, right?

I'm on Cleveland.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

By the way, I was just kidding with my Ravens' analysis yesterday. No one bet them, right?

I'm on Cleveland.

How many did you get? I've seen anywhere from 6.5 to 7.5

 

[Good Posting Judge]

By the way, I was just kidding with my Ravens' analysis yesterday. No one bet them, right?

I'm on Cleveland.

How many did you get? I've seen anywhere from 6.5 to 7.5

7. Going off the "Sharps Report" that RN posted in the Wagering Thread.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Cutler was wearing a baseball cap at a rakish angle on the bench. Just wanted to point this out.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

By the way, I was just kidding with my Ravens' analysis yesterday. No one bet them, right?

I'm on Cleveland.

How many did you get? I've seen anywhere from 6.5 to 7.5

7. Going off the "Sharps Report" that RN posted in the Wagering Thread.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

By the way, I was just kidding with my Ravens' analysis yesterday. No one bet them, right?

I'm on Cleveland.

How many did you get? I've seen anywhere from 6.5 to 7.5

7. Going off the "Sharps Report" that RN posted in the Wagering Thread.

Yeah, not great.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm gonna party like it 2999.

So SF+3, trap game? Seems like a lock to me.

As a Niners fan, I want no part of this.

I already have a $100 on it.

I have a $100 on the Rams. Playing great!

Bet $50 over 47.5

Stupid Rams

 

[T Bell]

Cutler was wearing a baseball cap at a rakish angle on the bench. Just wanted to point this out.

Did you get moist?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry for delay; have not had electricity most of the morning.

Shot video #1 - yes, I know it's sideways but no idea why or what to do about it.

This is when he realized we had given him water, not vodka, in the first shot.

Shot video #2 - this time with wine (and Julio on the left).

Shot video #3 - where he drinks the rest of my wine. Translation by Marlon the superhero.

Not shot-related, but the cigarette while doing this cracked me up.

 

[T Bell]

Sorry for delay; have not had electricity most of the morning.

Shot video #1 - yes, I know it's sideways but no idea why or what to do about it.

This is when he realized we had given him water, not vodka, in the first shot.

Shot video #2 - this time with wine (and Julio on the left).

Shot video #3 - where he drinks the rest of my wine. Translation by Marlon the superhero.

Not shot-related, but the cigarette while doing this cracked me up.

Did he say "hey! hello Jimtan!" at the beginnning of

?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm gonna party like it 2999.

So SF+3, trap game? Seems like a lock to me.

As a Niners fan, I want no part of this.

I already have a $100 on it.

I have a $100 on the Rams. Playing great!

Bet $50 over 47.5

Stupid Rams

I had them +7, per Cowherd. Looks like the run is over for him.

 

[T Bell]

Is Tanner buying school supplies again?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Thanks to the Eagles defense for making Rivers look like ### #### All-Pro and knocking me out of the survivor pool.

 

[Guster]

Sorry for delay; have not had electricity most of the morning.

Shot video #1 - yes, I know it's sideways but no idea why or what to do about it.

This is when he realized we had given him water, not vodka, in the first shot.

Shot video #2 - this time with wine (and Julio on the left).

Shot video #3 - where he drinks the rest of my wine. Translation by Marlon the superhero.

Not shot-related, but the cigarette while doing this cracked me up.

fuuuuuu uuuuuu uuuuc cccck

Krista wins the Internet

 

[T Bell]

Sorry for delay; have not had electricity most of the morning.

Shot video #1 - yes, I know it's sideways but no idea why or what to do about it.

This is when he realized we had given him water, not vodka, in the first shot.

Shot video #2 - this time with wine (and Julio on the left).

Shot video #3 - where he drinks the rest of my wine. Translation by Marlon the superhero.

Not shot-related, but the cigarette while doing this cracked me up.

fuuuuuu uuuuuu uuuuc cccck

Krista wins the Internet

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sorry for delay; have not had electricity most of the morning.

Shot video #1 - yes, I know it's sideways but no idea why or what to do about it.

This is when he realized we had given him water, not vodka, in the first shot.

Shot video #2 - this time with wine (and Julio on the left).

Shot video #3 - where he drinks the rest of my wine. Translation by Marlon the superhero.

Not shot-related, but the cigarette while doing this cracked me up.

OMG

 

[Good Posting Judge]

You could submit that to Deadspin.

 

[Ignoramus]

Wow, 2999 pages. Impressive run.

 

[krista4]

Sorry for delay; have not had electricity most of the morning.

Shot video #1 - yes, I know it's sideways but no idea why or what to do about it.

This is when he realized we had given him water, not vodka, in the first shot.

Shot video #2 - this time with wine (and Julio on the left).

Shot video #3 - where he drinks the rest of my wine. Translation by Marlon the superhero.

Not shot-related, but the cigarette while doing this cracked me up.

Did he say "hey! hello Jimtan!" at the beginnning of Shot Video #2?

Yes. Actually all three featured shout-outs to GMTAN. I explained by saying I had a friend named Jim Tan who is a huge fan.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

3000!!!!

 

[T Bell]

Those video link probably should be added to the first post in this thread. Those are automatic GMTAN Hall of Fame links.

 

[UniAlias]

Those video link probably should be added to the first post in this thread. Those are automatic GMTAN Hall of Fame links.

Awesome stuff.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Rangers closing out another season in typical fashion.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

After the Bears scored with ten seconds left, the guy on DirecTV's red zone channel goes, "WHAT DOES MARTELLUS BENNETT LOOK LIKE?" I almost peed.

 

[T Bell]

Rangers closing out another season in typical fashion.

In Texas?

 

[SofaKings]

After the Bears scored with ten seconds left, the guy on DirecTV's red zone channel goes, "WHAT DOES MARTELLUS BENNETT LOOK LIKE?" I almost peed.

lol

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks to the Eagles defense for making Rivers look like ### #### All-Pro and knocking me out of the survivor pool.

Knocked me out of two of them.

Yes. Actually all three featured shout-outs to GMTAN. I explained by saying I had a friend named Jim Tan who is a huge fan.

After the Bears scored with ten seconds left, the guy on DirecTV's red zone channel goes, "WHAT DOES MARTELLUS BENNETT LOOK LIKE?" I almost peed.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So at apple picking today, one of the other Dads says to me "wow, have you been running!". I just bought some new sneakers (you can find some great deals here) so I think maybe he is talking about them but still say "what?". He replies, "your legs! They look great!".

Then later on I'm showing my boys some of these massive gourds that were growing nearby and that dude I wanted to cave's face in at the banquet tells them to come over by him so they weren't in the road because a tractor was coming. Um, #### face, I'm right here, I think I got things under control. Back the #### off. The tractor is barely idling. My boys didn't even move and both of them looked at me for direction. I told Mrs. SLB about this when we got home and she said most think he's an #######. Glad it isn't just me being an ####### as usual. YSR<hey

Boy Scouts is neato.

 

[T Bell]

So at apple picking today, one of the other Dads says to me "wow, have you been running!". I just bought some new sneakers (you can find some great deals here) so I think maybe he is talking about them but still say "what?". He replies, "your legs! They look great!".

Then later on I'm showing my boys some of these massive gourds that were growing nearby and that dude I wanted to cave's face in at the banquet tells them to come over by him so they weren't in the road because a tractor was coming. Um, #### face, I'm right here, I think I got things under control. Back the #### off. The tractor is barely idling. My boys didn't even move and both of them looked at me for direction. I told Mrs. SLB about this when we got home and she said most think he's an #######. Glad it isn't just me being an ####### as usual. YSR<hey

Boy Scouts is neato.

Being a parent at kids stuff is great. You're seeing all the drama that happens behind the scenes that you were almost completely oblivious to as a kid.

I didn't go, but my ex advised me that at my kid's Catholic school fund raising auction, one of the kindergarten dads was really drunk and groping some women, which ended up with one of the women making a scene and storming out temporarily.

Ask your parents about stuff like that - I'm sure they'll have stories from little league, cub scouts, etc.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So at apple picking today, one of the other Dads says to me "wow, have you been running!". I just bought some new sneakers (you can find some great deals here) so I think maybe he is talking about them but still say "what?". He replies, "your legs! They look great!".

Then later on I'm showing my boys some of these massive gourds that were growing nearby and that dude I wanted to cave's face in at the banquet tells them to come over by him so they weren't in the road because a tractor was coming. Um, #### face, I'm right here, I think I got things under control. Back the #### off. The tractor is barely idling. My boys didn't even move and both of them looked at me for direction. I told Mrs. SLB about this when we got home and she said most think he's an #######. Glad it isn't just me being an ####### as usual. YSR<hey

Boy Scouts is neato.

Being a parent at kids stuff is great. You're seeing all the drama that happens behind the scenes that you were almost completely oblivious to as a kid.

I didn't go, but my ex advised me that at my kid's Catholic school fund raising auction, one of the kindergarten dads was really drunk and groping some women, which ended up with one of the women making a scene and storming out temporarily.

Ask your parents about stuff like that - I'm sure they'll have stories from little league, cub scouts, etc.

So true.

I was thinking about this the other day at Dylan's soccer game. My Dad and all of the other Dads would just pound beer at every one of my games. Each guy always had a cooler of beer. A lot of the times we would stay and watch the game after ours if there was one. We just always thought they really loved sports.

Oh and I feel like I got screwed when it comes to this tradition. I think they sell beer at these things now just to see who the drunks are.

ETA

@ the groping and the FB post too.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

3000!!!

 

[T Bell]

3000!!!

Congrats. What was her name?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So at apple picking today, one of the other Dads says to me "wow, have you been running!". I just bought some new sneakers (you can find some great deals here) so I think maybe he is talking about them but still say "what?". He replies, "your legs! They look great!".

Then later on I'm showing my boys some of these massive gourds that were growing nearby and that dude I wanted to cave's face in at the banquet tells them to come over by him so they weren't in the road because a tractor was coming. Um, #### face, I'm right here, I think I got things under control. Back the #### off. The tractor is barely idling. My boys didn't even move and both of them looked at me for direction. I told Mrs. SLB about this when we got home and she said most think he's an #######. Glad it isn't just me being an ####### as usual. YSR<hey

Boy Scouts is neato.

Being a parent at kids stuff is great. You're seeing all the drama that happens behind the scenes that you were almost completely oblivious to as a kid.

I didn't go, but my ex advised me that at my kid's Catholic school fund raising auction, one of the kindergarten dads was really drunk and groping some women, which ended up with one of the women making a scene and storming out temporarily.

Ask your parents about stuff like that - I'm sure they'll have stories from little league, cub scouts, etc.

So true.

I was thinking about this the other day at Dylan's soccer game. My Dad and all of the other Dads would just pound beer at every one of my games. Each guy always had a cooler of beer. A lot of the times we would stay and watch the game after ours if there was one. We just always thought they really loved sports.

Oh and I feel like I got screwed when it comes to this tradition. I think they sell beer at these things now just to see who the drunks are.

ETA

@ the groping and the FB post too.

Seriously good posting.

You know how you'd hang out with other families as a kid, and then you wouldn't anymore? There have to be some good stories behind those that we never knew about. I do remember my Dad (my parents are divorced now) picking up an extremely attractive hitchhiker on the way to school once, that was awesome. :thumb up:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So at apple picking today, one of the other Dads says to me "wow, have you been running!". I just bought some new sneakers (you can find some great deals here) so I think maybe he is talking about them but still say "what?". He replies, "your legs! They look great!".

Then later on I'm showing my boys some of these massive gourds that were growing nearby and that dude I wanted to cave's face in at the banquet tells them to come over by him so they weren't in the road because a tractor was coming. Um, #### face, I'm right here, I think I got things under control. Back the #### off. The tractor is barely idling. My boys didn't even move and both of them looked at me for direction. I told Mrs. SLB about this when we got home and she said most think he's an #######. Glad it isn't just me being an ####### as usual. YSR<hey

Boy Scouts is neato.

Being a parent at kids stuff is great. You're seeing all the drama that happens behind the scenes that you were almost completely oblivious to as a kid.

I didn't go, but my ex advised me that at my kid's Catholic school fund raising auction, one of the kindergarten dads was really drunk and groping some women, which ended up with one of the women making a scene and storming out temporarily.

Ask your parents about stuff like that - I'm sure they'll have stories from little league, cub scouts, etc.

So true.

I was thinking about this the other day at Dylan's soccer game. My Dad and all of the other Dads would just pound beer at every one of my games. Each guy always had a cooler of beer. A lot of the times we would stay and watch the game after ours if there was one. We just always thought they really loved sports.

Oh and I feel like I got screwed when it comes to this tradition. I think they sell beer at these things now just to see who the drunks are.

ETA

@ the groping and the FB post too.

Seriously good posting.

You know how you'd hang out with other families as a kid, and then you wouldn't anymore? There have to be some good stories behind those that we never knew about. I do remember my Dad (my parents are divorced now) picking up an extremely attractive hitchhiker on the way to school once, that was awesome. :thumb up:

"In exchange for the ride how about you let my son finger bang you? "

 

[General Malaise]

Added to the first page, K4. Well done!

Also, they are trying to set a Guiness Record tonight for noise in Seattle. I think they'll do it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Added to the first page, K4. Well done!

Also, they are trying to set a Guiness Record tonight for noise in Seattle. I think they'll do it.

Those Turkish football fans are no joke. ,s.

 

[Ignoramus]

Forrest, that Seattle punter a relative of yours? Guy is see-through.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Seattle fans are stupid. Nice whistle.

ETA: Not just the guy who blew the whistle, all of them.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Sorry for delay; have not had electricity most of the morning.

Shot video #1 - yes, I know it's sideways but no idea why or what to do about it.

This is when he realized we had given him water, not vodka, in the first shot.

Shot video #2 - this time with wine (and Julio on the left).

Shot video #3 - where he drinks the rest of my wine. Translation by Marlon the superhero.

Not shot-related, but the cigarette while doing this cracked me up.

This. Is. #######. GOLD.

 

[Guster]

Seattle fans are stupid. Nice whistle.

ETA: Not just the guy who blew the whistle, all of them.

Looks like a fun environment, especially after that pick

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Also, they are trying to set a Guiness Record tonight for noise in Seattle. I think they'll do it.

Vuvuzela free record?

 

[General Malaise]

Forrest, that Seattle punter a relative of yours? Guy is see-through.

Dude, please don't disclose my slave name here. Uncool man.

Also, it's Vannerson. Jerkwads.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Game delay is lame

 

[Frostillicus]

Between the 10th and 11th rounds, I went to the bathroom, leaving my phone on the table as I had the other approximately 80 billion times I had gone to the bathroom.

You're pregnant again?