St. Louis Bob
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
We also have about 23 pounds of apples. 
General Malaise
Footballguy
I have about 23 pounds of gourds. Nobody makes a gourd pie.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Why do people even grow them anymore? Huge giant gourds everywhere. I prefer Tupperware myself.
T Bell
Footballguy
"And that was where Dad's and my "first period" joke came from.""In exchange for the ride how about you let my son finger bang you? "Seriously good posting.Being a parent at kids stuff is great. You're seeing all the drama that happens behind the scenes that you were almost completely oblivious to as a kid.So at apple picking today, one of the other Dads says to me "wow, have you been running!". I just bought some new sneakers (you can find some great deals here) so I think maybe he is talking about them but still say "what?". He replies, "your legs! They look great!".
Then later on I'm showing my boys some of these massive gourds that were growing nearby and that dude I wanted to cave's face in at the banquet tells them to come over by him so they weren't in the road because a tractor was coming. Um, #### face, I'm right here, I think I got things under control. Back the #### off. The tractor is barely idling. My boys didn't even move and both of them looked at me for direction. I told Mrs. SLB about this when we got home and she said most think he's an #######. Glad it isn't just me being an ####### as usual. YSR<hey
Boy Scouts is neato.
I didn't go, but my ex advised me that at my kid's Catholic school fund raising auction, one of the kindergarten dads was really drunk and groping some women, which ended up with one of the women making a scene and storming out temporarily.
Ask your parents about stuff like that - I'm sure they'll have stories from little league, cub scouts, etc.So true.
I was thinking about this the other day at Dylan's soccer game. My Dad and all of the other Dads would just pound beer at every one of my games. Each guy always had a cooler of beer. A lot of the times we would stay and watch the game after ours if there was one. We just always thought they really loved sports.
Oh and I feel like I got screwed when it comes to this tradition. I think they sell beer at these things now just to see who the drunks are.
ETA
You know how you'd hang out with other families as a kid, and then you wouldn't anymore? There have to be some good stories behind those that we never knew about. I do remember my Dad (my parents are divorced now) picking up an extremely attractive hitchhiker on the way to school once, that was awesome. :thumb up:
T Bell
Footballguy
I don't think there's any shame in a celebrity like Forrest Sawyer posting in these forums.
T Bell
Footballguy
My brothers' in-laws have an apple farm.We also have about 23 pounds of apples.
No, there's no story behind this, it's just truth.
T Bell
Footballguy
Melons and gourds are still the metaphor of choice for nice mammaries. That counts for a lot.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
This show on Megalodon is awesome.
ETA I mean any show that has both Nazis and giant thought to be extinct sharks, well that gets my attention.
ETA I mean any show that has both Nazis and giant thought to be extinct sharks, well that gets my attention.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
It's on Discovery. Replay at 10. We're talking 60 foot plus sharks here.
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T Bell
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Otis
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
I'm pretty sure if I deleted all my worthless posts in this thread, it would free up at least a couple dozen pages
General Malaise
Footballguy
Hey, sweet. Chopped up a jalapeno pepper tonight, then later applied a little Prep. H. Whose Asssssss is on FIRE? 
kevzilla
Footballguy
GD it, GB, you gotta think these things through.Hey, sweet. Chopped up a jalapeno pepper tonight, then later applied a little Prep. H. Whose Asssssss is on FIRE?
Oh, and
Better give yourself a buttermilk enema, just to be sure.
bentley
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Trying to watch last week's episode of Breaking Bad on the computer (Almost caught up!!) and my drunk wife has been talking to me for like 32 minutes straight. I tried to ignore her and just watch the show for a while but the talking was just relentless. I've never been so close to divorce or murder in all my life.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Spoiler Alert, jesus.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Season 2 was my 2nd favorite so far. Season 3 wasn't very good. So far, I think season 4 is meh.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
I actually feel bad for the guy. As it turns out, I understand he was coked up. Charming and good guy when not on teh drugs y booze.
I got four episodes into Season 3 and couldn't get into it. Now I'll have to start over as that was April, I think.
I'll be ready to talk Breaking Bad with y'all in early 2019.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm an idiot. Sorry.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Being a parent at kids stuff is great. You're seeing all the drama that happens behind the scenes that you were almost completely oblivious to as a kid.So at apple picking today, one of the other Dads says to me "wow, have you been running!". I just bought some new sneakers (you can find some great deals here) so I think maybe he is talking about them but still say "what?". He replies, "your legs! They look great!".
Then later on I'm showing my boys some of these massive gourds that were growing nearby and that dude I wanted to cave's face in at the banquet tells them to come over by him so they weren't in the road because a tractor was coming. Um, #### face, I'm right here, I think I got things under control. Back the #### off. The tractor is barely idling. My boys didn't even move and both of them looked at me for direction. I told Mrs. SLB about this when we got home and she said most think he's an #######. Glad it isn't just me being an ####### as usual. YSR<hey
Boy Scouts is neato.
I didn't go, but my ex advised me that at my kid's Catholic school fund raising auction, one of the kindergarten dads was really drunk and groping some women, which ended up with one of the women making a scene and storming out temporarily.
Ask your parents about stuff like that - I'm sure they'll have stories from little league, cub scouts, etc.
I was thinking about this the other day at Dylan's soccer game. My Dad and all of the other Dads would just pound beer at every one of my games. Each guy always had a cooler of beer. A lot of the times we would stay and watch the game after ours if there was one. We just always thought they really loved sports.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Whoa
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
krista4 said:
for laterWhat a story. I think you've done everything possible in that country now.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
JFC
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Classic shuke home improvement project. The lightning strike burned the logic board in my garage door opener. I decided to replace the entire system for $160 rather than $90 for the logic board, since my opener is 8 years old and I figure it'll probably crap out as soon as I invest money in it. So I go to Sears, I wanted to buy the same system I had so I could have the spare parts if anything goes wrong with the mechanical parts, so I passed the great sale they had on a 3/4 HP belt drive with battery backup and motion-detecting light system for $180 (reg price $300).
Bought it yesterday. I take it out of the box and realize it's a chain drive, and I have a screw drive. I look it up they don't even make the screw drives anymore. Well ####, I don't want this crappy chain drive when I could have the cadillac version for $20 more. So I box it up, head back, to Sears, only to find out the sales changed this morning. That other model is now $230. Manager won't budge on the price. I figure I don't need the battery back up and extra HP so I buy a different belt system for $200.
Get home and look over the directions, and it recommends reinforcing lightweight sectional doors. Hmmm, I guess I should have done that 8 years ago since the top section of the door is bowed and starting to crack. So I figure might as well fix it now. Go to Lowe's and drop $60 on angle iron and hardware, come back and cut it up and install it. By this time, it was 5:30 and I was done.
So I've spent $100 more than estimated, had to make two extra trips out, and the weekend's over and I don't have an opener installed.
Bought it yesterday. I take it out of the box and realize it's a chain drive, and I have a screw drive. I look it up they don't even make the screw drives anymore. Well ####, I don't want this crappy chain drive when I could have the cadillac version for $20 more. So I box it up, head back, to Sears, only to find out the sales changed this morning. That other model is now $230. Manager won't budge on the price. I figure I don't need the battery back up and extra HP so I buy a different belt system for $200.
Get home and look over the directions, and it recommends reinforcing lightweight sectional doors. Hmmm, I guess I should have done that 8 years ago since the top section of the door is bowed and starting to crack. So I figure might as well fix it now. Go to Lowe's and drop $60 on angle iron and hardware, come back and cut it up and install it. By this time, it was 5:30 and I was done.
So I've spent $100 more than estimated, had to make two extra trips out, and the weekend's over and I don't have an opener installed.
General Malaise
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shuke
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