GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

JFC

Breaking Bad?

Yes. Started less than 3 weeks ago and am now halfway through tonight's episode. Just halfway.

 

[kevzilla]

Frosty, wait till you see...awww, I can't do it the poor guy.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

JFC

Breaking Bad?

Yes. Started less than 3 weeks ago and am now halfway through tonight's episode. Just halfway.

I love you.

 

[T Bell]

Sorry for delay; have not had electricity most of the morning.

Shot video #1 - yes, I know it's sideways but no idea why or what to do about it.

This is when he realized we had given him water, not vodka, in the first shot.

Shot video #2 - this time with wine (and Julio on the left).

Shot video #3 - where he drinks the rest of my wine. Translation by Marlon the superhero.

Not shot-related, but the cigarette while doing this cracked me up.

for later

What a story. I think you've done everything possible in that country now.

No, she has not led an armed revolution and founded a banana republic. I've gotta be honest - she's a little behind my timeline right now.

 

[T Bell]

Classic shuke home improvement project. The lightning strike burned the logic board in my garage door opener. I decided to replace the entire system for $160 rather than $90 for the logic board, since my opener is 8 years old and I figure it'll probably crap out as soon as I invest money in it. So I go to Sears, I wanted to buy the same system I had so I could have the spare parts if anything goes wrong with the mechanical parts, so I passed the great sale they had on a 3/4 HP belt drive with battery backup and motion-detecting light system for $180 (reg price $300).

Bought it yesterday. I take it out of the box and realize it's a chain drive, and I have a screw drive. I look it up they don't even make the screw drives anymore. Well ####, I don't want this crappy chain drive when I could have the cadillac version for $20 more. So I box it up, head back, to Sears, only to find out the sales changed this morning. That other model is now $230. Manager won't budge on the price. I figure I don't need the battery back up and extra HP so I buy a different belt system for $200.

Get home and look over the directions, and it recommends reinforcing lightweight sectional doors. Hmmm, I guess I should have done that 8 years ago since the top section of the door is bowed and starting to crack. So I figure might as well fix it now. Go to Lowe's and drop $60 on angle iron and hardware, come back and cut it up and install it. By this time, it was 5:30 and I was done.

So I've spent $100 more than estimated, had to make two extra trips out, and the weekend's over and I don't have an opener installed.

Bet you're gay.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer, I will go with my gut feeling next time. 39.9 versus 7.2. Cincy should be able to pull this out for us.

Anyone have a WR they want to trade us??

All good, baby.

 

[Frostillicus]

Well that was pretty intense. And now, after being able to watch episode after episode, I have to wait a week each for the last two like everybody else.

This sucks.

 

[strykerpks]

Stryker, get off your lazy drunk ### and start watching the damn show. What the hell is wrong with you people?!?

Stryker, looks like you can DVR the whole series 9/25-9/27. Marathon on AMC. That's my new plan.

Bump for Krista and I think SLB. Thanks Bobby Sac, you're a stand up guy. I don't care what thorn says about you.

Those video link probably should be added to the first post in this thread. Those are automatic GMTAN Hall of Fame links.

Wow those were great. Good on you Forest Vanderhouse for putting those in the OP for posterity.

IN on p. 3000

####!

Gonna have to go back and delete an old post, GB.

I'm pretty sure if I deleted all my worthless posts in this thread, it would free up at least a couple dozen pages

Pretty sure this thread would be about 8 pages long if we deleted worthless posts, hence the name. Plus, we need more Otis in here.

Whats this about a thread with a daughter and sex or something or another? I've been on a 3 day bender.

GM, not sure if you saw my groupme text but Bridgeport was a bit disappointing (and fish too....he's not disappointing the beer was (though he could probably step up the female story factor)). Their strong American ale was decent but the rest was not very good. Founders on the other hand, is probably the best brewery in the history of ever. I've always liked their stuff but it was confirmed on Saturday. They brought a limited edition beer called Doom, which is a bourbon barreled IPA. Sweet coked up Mayorga that is some good stuff. I might punch my mom in the face if she got in between me and a glass of it.

I have the worst fantasy baseball team ever but somehow snuck into the playoffs. Alfonso freaking Soriano has carried me. I ended up tied in the semifinals tonight. We have no rule for this. I can legally beat up our commish right (he's also who I'm tied with)?

I hate Mondays

Hey fish, we should look into starting that Eddie Royal guy

/rambling

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Well that was pretty intense. And now, after being able to watch episode after episode, I have to wait a week each for the last two like everybody else.

This sucks.

Move into the mountains next weekend, come back the following Monday, and wa la, 2 episode marathon waiting for you.

 

[Frostillicus]

Well that was pretty intense. And now, after being able to watch episode after episode, I have to wait a week each for the last two like everybody else.

This sucks.

Move into the mountains next weekend, come back the following Monday, and wa la, 2 episode marathon waiting for you.

DONE

 

[Frostillicus]

Miss is carrying.

For those in the know, cross your fingers.

GLGBBSU

 

[Good Posting Judge]

LOOK AT ME, I CAN EJACULATE IN A WOMAN'S VIJAY!!!!!

Congrats Doug.

 

[Frostillicus]

Miss is carrying.

For those in the know, cross your fingers.

GLGBBSU

Too many letters.

Good luck good buddy ball son urchin.

 

[Frostillicus]

Miss is carrying.

For those in the know, cross your fingers.

GLGBBSU

Too many letters.

Good luck good buddy ball son urchin.

Oh right, that's the name I use now. Silly Doug.

GLGBD?

GLBGI?

 

[strykerpks]

GB

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Sorry for delay; have not had electricity most of the morning.

Shot video #1 - yes, I know it's sideways but no idea why or what to do about it.

This is when he realized we had given him water, not vodka, in the first shot.

Shot video #2 - this time with wine (and Julio on the left).

Shot video #3 - where he drinks the rest of my wine. Translation by Marlon the superhero.

Not shot-related, but the cigarette while doing this cracked me up.

for laterWhat a story. I think you've done everything possible in that country now.

No, she has not led an armed revolution and founded a banana republic. I've gotta be honest - she's a little behind my timeline right now.

Hmmm now that they've stood up to mayorga, they've gained the respect of the locals. They will follow them. Viva revolución!

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Sorry for delay; have not had electricity most of the morning.

Shot video #1 - yes, I know it's sideways but no idea why or what to do about it.

This is when he realized we had given him water, not vodka, in the first shot.

Shot video #2 - this time with wine (and Julio on the left).

Shot video #3 - where he drinks the rest of my wine. Translation by Marlon the superhero.

Not shot-related, but the cigarette while doing this cracked me up.

for laterWhat a story. I think you've done everything possible in that country now.

Those were amazing.

 

[Abraham]

Who would have thought that by page 3000 we would have our very own shot videos from a former three time world champion. Life is good.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This shtick doesn't get old:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1nGjGM2p8&feature=player_embedded

 

[Tiger Fan]

Can we talk about the thread discussing someone's daughter giving head and getting double-railed and how Joe & Co. haven't nuked into the ether the thread and all associated with it? It's a different world in here these days...

link?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Can we talk about the thread discussing someone's daughter giving head and getting double-railed and how Joe & Co. haven't nuked into the ether the thread and all associated with it? It's a different world in here these days...

link?

finally got nuked.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Jesus, am I going to have to start watching Breaking Bad to stay in this thread? I'm only through two seasons of Wires, for chrissakes. :(

Season 2 was my 2nd favorite so far. Season 3 wasn't very good. So far, I think season 4 is meh.

Expire in flames

Did I do something to upset you?

Did you read your post where you disparaged not one, but two seasons of the wire?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Classic shuke home improvement project. The lightning strike burned the logic board in my garage door opener. I decided to replace the entire system for $160 rather than $90 for the logic board, since my opener is 8 years old and I figure it'll probably crap out as soon as I invest money in it. So I go to Sears, I wanted to buy the same system I had so I could have the spare parts if anything goes wrong with the mechanical parts, so I passed the great sale they had on a 3/4 HP belt drive with battery backup and motion-detecting light system for $180 (reg price $300).

Bought it yesterday. I take it out of the box and realize it's a chain drive, and I have a screw drive. I look it up they don't even make the screw drives anymore. Well ####, I don't want this crappy chain drive when I could have the cadillac version for $20 more. So I box it up, head back, to Sears, only to find out the sales changed this morning. That other model is now $230. Manager won't budge on the price. I figure I don't need the battery back up and extra HP so I buy a different belt system for $200.

Get home and look over the directions, and it recommends reinforcing lightweight sectional doors. Hmmm, I guess I should have done that 8 years ago since the top section of the door is bowed and starting to crack. So I figure might as well fix it now. Go to Lowe's and drop $60 on angle iron and hardware, come back and cut it up and install it. By this time, it was 5:30 and I was done.

So I've spent $100 more than estimated, had to make two extra trips out, and the weekend's over and I don't have an opener installed.

I think this is classic everyone's home improvement project. You're not doing it right unless you have to go back to the store at least twice.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Congrats CaniDoug

 

[Abraham]

LIstening to Joe Satriani this morning. Very refreshing. Thought you'd care.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

'grats Imp

 

[UniAlias]

If GM didn't like season 3 or 4 of the Wire he should probably just stop watching now. It's not going to get any better.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Classic shuke home improvement project. The lightning strike burned the logic board in my garage door opener. I decided to replace the entire system for $160 rather than $90 for the logic board, since my opener is 8 years old and I figure it'll probably crap out as soon as I invest money in it. So I go to Sears, I wanted to buy the same system I had so I could have the spare parts if anything goes wrong with the mechanical parts, so I passed the great sale they had on a 3/4 HP belt drive with battery backup and motion-detecting light system for $180 (reg price $300).

Bought it yesterday. I take it out of the box and realize it's a chain drive, and I have a screw drive. I look it up they don't even make the screw drives anymore. Well ####, I don't want this crappy chain drive when I could have the cadillac version for $20 more. So I box it up, head back, to Sears, only to find out the sales changed this morning. That other model is now $230. Manager won't budge on the price. I figure I don't need the battery back up and extra HP so I buy a different belt system for $200.

Get home and look over the directions, and it recommends reinforcing lightweight sectional doors. Hmmm, I guess I should have done that 8 years ago since the top section of the door is bowed and starting to crack. So I figure might as well fix it now. Go to Lowe's and drop $60 on angle iron and hardware, come back and cut it up and install it. By this time, it was 5:30 and I was done.

So I've spent $100 more than estimated, had to make two extra trips out, and the weekend's over and I don't have an opener installed.

I think this is classic everyone's home improvement project. You're not doing it right unless you have to go back to the store at least twice.

I'd be confused if I ever finished a home improvement project in a reasonable amount of time.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Back from Vegas. Pretty tame, but still fun. Hit a $100 3 team parlay Saturday night, which was great, but I had to hedge the Rice bet b/c they were playing so sloppy. Ended up only down $80 for the entire weekend including all food, drinks, cabs, etc

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Jesus, am I going to have to start watching Breaking Bad to stay in this thread? I'm only through two seasons of Wires, for chrissakes. :(

Season 2 was my 2nd favorite so far. Season 3 wasn't very good. So far, I think season 4 is meh.

You are out of your flipping mind

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Sorry for delay; have not had electricity most of the morning.

Shot video #2 - this time with wine (and Julio on the left).

Barefoot Pinot Grigio?

Guessing you didn't buy the wine?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

If GM didn't like season 3 or 4 of the Wire he should probably just stop watching now. It's not going to get any better.

Should probably sell his tv while he's at it too.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

After 3 days of Riot Fest, I get to relax at Jury Duty today.

 

[Abraham]

Ignoramus - Our GMTAN team is not meeting expectations. Burn it down.

 

[kevzilla]

Sorry for delay; have not had electricity most of the morning.

Shot video #2 - this time with wine (and Julio on the left).

Barefoot Pinot Grigio?

Guessing you didn't buy the wine?

I'm guessing you don't bring expensive wine to a party where you don't know everybody. Might make you too much of a target. Same reason she brought the utility-grade coke.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I don't think anybody brings the coke in Nicaragua. It's just there. Like cracker throwing vegetables in Oakland or hippies in Portland.

 

[kevzilla]

I don't think anybody brings the coke in Nicaragua. It's just there. Like cracker throwing vegetables in Oakland or hippies in Portland.

Well, that would certainly explain the marching bands.

 

[Bogart]

Ignoramus - Our GMTAN team is not meeting expectations. Burn it down.

Dear Andy Dalton,

Please don't score -1.20 points tonight.

I love you so hard,

Bogart

P.S. Gig'Em!!

 

[Ignoramus]

Ignoramus - Our GMTAN team is not meeting expectations. Burn it down.

I've sent out a couple of trade offers but haven't heard anything back.Looking to upgrade our punt returners if anyone is interested.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Phil Rivers and Joique Bell really leading the way.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can a brother get a 2-day update?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Would love to trade. You know, if they weren't so tedious and actually allowed.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Can a brother get a 2-day update?

Riot Fest was fun. Rained a lot yesterday but the Replacements melted some faces.And GM has awful taste in Wires seasons.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can a brother get a 2-day update?

Riot Fest was fun. Rained a lot yesterday but the Replacements melted some faces.And GM has awful taste in Wires seasons.

Let me guess. He likes the "school" season best.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Can a brother get a 2-day update?

Riot Fest was fun. Rained a lot yesterday but the Replacements melted some faces.And GM has awful taste in Wires seasons.

Let me guess. He likes the "school" season best.

Said 4 was meh so far and didn't like season 3. Probably loved Ziggy too.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

F'in GM.

 

[charvik]

Any chance we can get updates in this thread with regards to the standings? Would be interesting to know who is doing well and who drafted food players...

 

[kevzilla]

Food team still has a chance, but needs a big night from Big Ben against a salty defense. Hope he lives.

Signed,

You Opponent

 

[Limp Ditka]

After 3 days of Riot Fest, I get to relax at Jury Duty today.

my turn next week. Will be maiden voyage as it took 25 years for those bastards to catch up with me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Inspiring