GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[shuke]

Work question: how old is too old to carry a backpack for work stuff? I'm in sales and travel with my stuff only a couple times a month. I found a backpack I really like and was going to ask for it for Christmas. It is called the Cocoon Slim or something and has pockets for iPad and MacBook and binder and not much else, which is great. But am I too old for a backpack?

Fine if you're riding a bike to work. Otherwise, just a regular laptop bag like other professionals.

 

[shuke]

All caught up after a couple days off for cataract surgery. Amazing the difference it made; I didn't realize how bad the eye had gotten. It was like the difference in my shower doors when I was single and new that I'm married.

Jesus, how old are you? One eye or both?

 

[shuke]

Wok up on the floor. must have called 911 since emt is here. don't know what happend. lol at them leting me post. back later I hope

Can someone decipher this for me?

 

[shuke]

Home! One of the EMTs gave me a lift. He's a WVU fan, so I guess he's sorry he stayed for the few minutes he did - or that he even took me to the hospital.

Kev, I hear ya but I'm subject to random testing. The construction industry ain't the most progressive.

Homer, I have TRIED to imagine her looking like Lucy Liu. YOU look more feminine than she does.

I think I kind of follow what is going on here.

 

[shuke]

Would you start Trent Richardson at SF or Eddie Royal at TEN in a non-PPR league?

Trent.

 

[shuke]

Is 6 beers too many to take a percoset on top of? I want to be somewhat functional tomorrow. My mouth is killing me. Also, I have this loose stitch that's driving me crazy, I think maybe it pulled through the tissue or something. Thinking of cutting it out. Upper left one.

 

[shuke]

Mrs. SLB wanted to go to the Fall Festival up the street at City Hall. Gorgeous day and I must say it was pretty cool. Well except parking was at a premium and I was lucky enough to pull in right when somebody was getting ready to leave. So we waited. Guy pulls out and this ########## comes in from the other direction and steals my spot. I have lotso stress these days. This didn't make me happy. Fortunately somebody else was leaving too and we got right in. Of course (mock me now) I made a point to walk over to said ##########, with my boys holding my hands. He had his window rolled down. Big ####### dude. I say "hey thanks for stealing my spot. Everything working out for you alright?". My boys were silent. Dickface kind of looks down and mumbles something about not seeing me. I stared at him for about five seconds, he wouldn't make eye contact, and we walked away.

Am I an #######? Yeah sure. I consider this a teaching moment though.

ETA

I sort of wish I could have shown the boys why you don't #### with me. Yes that's kind of sad but I'm a little bit angry these days.

It's a fine line trying to teach your kids about how not to be an ####### like that guy and how to deal with said #######s.

 

[shuke]

Hey guys. Good day today. For those of you that didn't see it on facebook, cbs college sports stopped by the tailgate today and did a live package. Will post it when they send us a copy.

A live package, eh?

 

[Frostillicus]

Is 6 beers too many to take a percoset on top of? I want to be somewhat functional tomorrow. My mouth is killing me. Also, I have this loose stitch that's driving me crazy, I think maybe it pulled through the tissue or something. Thinking of cutting it out. Upper left one.

YOLO

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Is 6 beers too many to take a percoset on top of? I want to be somewhat functional tomorrow. My mouth is killing me. Also, I have this loose stitch that's driving me crazy, I think maybe it pulled through the tissue or something. Thinking of cutting it out. Upper left one.

Oh dear sweet baby Jesus.6 beers shouldn't be too bad:

Dangers of Combining Percocet with Alcohol

Percocet and alcohol should never be combined. Both alcohol and Percocet act as a central nervous system depressant, and the combination of the two could lead to a long list of serious health concerns, including death. Common side effects of mixing Percocet with alcohol include the following:

Drowsiness or dizziness

Clouded thoughts or loss of memory

Confusion

Impaired motor control

Risk of overdose

Loss of consciousness, fainting

Difficulty breathing

Respiratory failure

Death

 

[shuke]

OK. I think I'll just have another 6 beers.

 

[shuke]

But mother #### if this stitch is driving me crazy.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

You should probably have someone hang out with you at your place tonight. Preferably a naughty nurse type.

Seriously. And eat something , will you?

No kidding. If you're only not eating because of radiation, I get it. But if you're just not good at cooking for yourself, I'll send you a casserole or two. Damn.

I'm actually pretty good at cooking for myself.

Finished cooking the chili, got everything put away, and ate a couple of bowls of the stuff. It turned out pretty good. It should, as I've been making it the same way for 30 years. It's too tomato-y to be considered "authentic", though.

My neighbor came back over earlier to check on me. That was a quick conversation because I think what he really wanted to do was ##### about WVU losing - "no offense, Bill, but we got shutout by friggin MARYLAND".

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Is 6 beers too many to take a percoset on top of? I want to be somewhat functional tomorrow. My mouth is killing me. Also, I have this loose stitch that's driving me crazy, I think maybe it pulled through the tissue or something. Thinking of cutting it out. Upper left one.

Jesus Christ. I clicked the link without really reading your post. I thought for a minute that I was looking at some kind of Venus Vag1na Trap.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Is 6 beers too many to take a percoset on top of? I want to be somewhat functional tomorrow. My mouth is killing me. Also, I have this loose stitch that's driving me crazy, I think maybe it pulled through the tissue or something. Thinking of cutting it out. Upper left one.

YOLO

I didn't know what this meant until a couple of weeks ago. I thought it was the name of some kind of dance.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Is 6 beers too many to take a percoset on top of? I want to be somewhat functional tomorrow. My mouth is killing me. Also, I have this loose stitch that's driving me crazy, I think maybe it pulled through the tissue or something. Thinking of cutting it out. Upper left one.

Jesus Christ. I clicked the link without really reading your post. I thought for a minute that I was looking at some kind of Venus Vag1na Trap.

Would that be a trap that catches vaglnas or a vaglna that traps other things?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

UH- Our Orioles are treating its as bad as your cancer. Lose in 18 innings last night and then lose again today. Christ, we better take the last 2 in this series.

Sometime before we die or catch another STD, I'd love to catch a game at Camden with you. So please don't. die.

I love you

Yeah, I think they're done now 'zooks (the Orioles, not dying or STDs - we'll have plenty more of that). It's been nice, though, having the Orioles in a playoff race two years in a row after 15 years of blowing. The good thing is that all of their good players are young. Hell, even their bad players are young.

I'm glad your #### didn't fall off.

Love you lots

 

[eurotrashman]

I never ever let #### like that go. Ever.

Why not?

You people need to ####### relax.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Either I guess. I didn't have time to think too deeply on the subject before squealing like a frightened rabbit.

 

[eurotrashman]

OK. I think I'll just have another 6 beers.

Me too

 

[Abraham]

I never ever let #### like that go. Ever.

Why not?You people need to ####### relax.

Because people need to be held responsible for their outbursts, if you want to call me a ###### in line at Home Depot you are free to do so. But if I hear you I will confront you about it.

 

[Abraham]

I never ever let #### like that go. Ever.

Why not?You people need to ####### relax.

Because people need to be held responsible for their outbursts, if you want to call me a ###### in line at Home Depot you are free to do so. But if I hear you I will confront you about it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is 6 beers too many to take a percoset on top of? I want to be somewhat functional tomorrow. My mouth is killing me. Also, I have this loose stitch that's driving me crazy, I think maybe it pulled through the tissue or something. Thinking of cutting it out. Upper left one.

Oh dear sweet baby Jesus.6 beers shouldn't be too bad:

Dangers of Combining Percocet with Alcohol

Percocet and alcohol should never be combined. Both alcohol and Percocet act as a central nervous system depressant, and the combination of the two could lead to a long list of serious health concerns, including death. Common side effects of mixing Percocet with alcohol include the following:

Drowsiness or dizziness

Clouded thoughts or loss of memory

Confusion

Impaired motor control

Risk of overdose

Loss of consciousness, fainting

Difficulty breathing

Respiratory failure

Death

Meh, don't be a #####.

Mrs. SLB wanted to go to the Fall Festival up the street at City Hall. Gorgeous day and I must say it was pretty cool. Well except parking was at a premium and I was lucky enough to pull in right when somebody was getting ready to leave. So we waited. Guy pulls out and this ########## comes in from the other direction and steals my spot. I have lotso stress these days. This didn't make me happy. Fortunately somebody else was leaving too and we got right in. Of course (mock me now) I made a point to walk over to said ##########, with my boys holding my hands. He had his window rolled down. Big ####### dude. I say "hey thanks for stealing my spot. Everything working out for you alright?". My boys were silent. Dickface kind of looks down and mumbles something about not seeing me. I stared at him for about five seconds, he wouldn't make eye contact, and we walked away.

Am I an #######? Yeah sure. I consider this a teaching moment though.

ETA

I sort of wish I could have shown the boys why you don't #### with me. Yes that's kind of sad but I'm a little bit angry these days.

It's a fine line trying to teach your kids about how not to be an ####### like that guy and how to deal with said #######s.

I know GB. I know. I've just never been somebody that just takes it. Growing up here isn't much different than other places I guess but if you get pushed once, you'll get pushed again. I really planned on teaching my boys different but with things that have happened in the last year, well, #### that guy. I'm giving the boys at least a partial education.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Lol. Abe, you've got some kind of weird strain of Uruk Posting Disease

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan wants to be Darth Vader for Halloween. This kid...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Lol. Abe, you've got some kind of weird strain of Uruk Posting Disease

I got out of bed a little too soon. Thought Mrs. SLB was asleep. Fairly certain she thinks I was typing something to my non-existent GF.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I killed it?

Uni, I would like to know where you guys play poker.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I guess I'm on a tweener shift. Don't feel like sleeping, but don't wanna be up for the day.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I guess I'm on a tweener shift. Don't feel like sleeping, but don't wanna be up for the day.

Up for the day? It's 1:45 in the morning!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Yeah, my body clock's all screwed up. I know! Maybe I can drink it back in calibration!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I also had an old college friend call me today out of nowhere. It has been a weird week. When we were apple picking this gal I went to HS was there. She recognized me from behind which Mrs. SLB didn't find amusing. Last time I saw her she was working at a Hooters knock off kind of place about 20 years ago. Mrs. SLB didn't like her then because she was a little enthusiastic about seeing me. I know she just loved me because we always got high together and stuff. Then this other HS chick calls Sunday, says she's in the neighborhood and wanted to stop in and say hello. WTMF. She had her 16 yo daughter with her, nothing but innocent intentions but odd. Then this dude calls me, says he has missed me so much and we need to have a drink soon. Just sold his (very nice) restaurant and made some cash. He was talking to another to another GB of mine at a party at one of my clients and got my number from him.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I guess I'm on a tweener shift. Don't feel like sleeping, but don't wanna be up for the day.

Up for the day? It's 1:45 in the morning!

Yeah, my body clock's all screwed up. I know! Maybe I can drink it back in calibration!

I'm here.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Damn, Bob. At least the last one was a guy - play that one up for Mrs SLB.

 

[T Bell]

I'm actually pretty good at cooking for myself.

Finished cooking the chili, got everything put away, and ate a couple of bowls of the stuff. It turned out pretty good. It should, as I've been making it the same way for 30 years. It's too tomato-y to be considered "authentic", though.

My neighbor came back over earlier to check on me. That was a quick conversation because I think what he really wanted to do was ##### about WVU losing - "no offense, Bill, but we got shutout by friggin MARYLAND".

Oh yeah? If you're such a good cook, then go ahead and eat a ####.

/tanner shtick

Glad you're doing better. I didn't know you were undergoing cancer treatments. Maybe I missed that. Anyway, good luck and again, glad you're back on your feet.

 

[T Bell]

Lol. Abe, you've got some kind of weird strain of Uruk Posting Disease

He does his repeats one post at a time.

 

[kevzilla]

Back from the Wingman's house. Longhorns looked like a real live football team for once. Still gave up over 400 yards. Baby steps.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I also had an old college friend call me today out of nowhere. It has been a weird week. When we were apple picking this gal I went to HS was there. She recognized me from behind which Mrs. SLB didn't find amusing. Last time I saw her she was working at a Hooters knock off kind of place about 20 years ago. Mrs. SLB didn't like her then because she was a little enthusiastic about seeing me. I know she just loved me because we always got high together and stuff. Then this other HS chick calls Sunday, says she's in the neighborhood and wanted to stop in and say hello. WTMF. She had her 16 yo daughter with her, nothing but innocent intentions but odd. Then this dude calls me, says he has missed me so much and we need to have a drink soon. Just sold his (very nice) restaurant and made some cash. He was talking to another to another GB of mine at a party at one of my clients and got my number from him.

16 year old daughter, you say?

 

[Frostillicus]

So I killed it?

Uni, I would like to know where you guys play poker.

What are you doing here? Don't you have things to do?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Watching Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles on Amazon Prime. Between Lena Headey and Summer Glau, my penis doesn't know what the hell to do. Poor *******'s getting smacked around like a misbehaving foster kid.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I killed it?

Uni, I would like to know where you guys play poker.

What are you doing here? Don't you have things to do?

I did it. Thought I put her to sleep. Turns out I left bed a couple of minutes too early. <_<

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I also had an old college friend call me today out of nowhere. It has been a weird week. When we were apple picking this gal I went to HS was there. She recognized me from behind which Mrs. SLB didn't find amusing. Last time I saw her she was working at a Hooters knock off kind of place about 20 years ago. Mrs. SLB didn't like her then because she was a little enthusiastic about seeing me. I know she just loved me because we always got high together and stuff. Then this other HS chick calls Sunday, says she's in the neighborhood and wanted to stop in and say hello. WTMF. She had her 16 yo daughter with her, nothing but innocent intentions but odd. Then this dude calls me, says he has missed me so much and we need to have a drink soon. Just sold his (very nice) restaurant and made some cash. He was talking to another to another GB of mine at a party at one of my clients and got my number from him.

16 year old daughter, you say?

Cute gal but she doesn't have the #### her mom did. Oh good night were her breasts spectacular.

ETA

She sat in front of me in Geometry class and had a Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet folder. I'll never forget when she asked me if I knew what that meant.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Speaking of Mrs. SLB, you know why I love her so? Good example was at the park today. These kids were playing on one of those big disc swings. The kid pushing it looked like he was going to get clocked at any minute. So Mrs. SLB went over and pushed the thing for a good 20 minutes and our kids weren't even on the thing. She has a big heart. I love that.

 

[General Malaise]

Coolness: Going to see Cornell's homecoming game today, Cornell v. Buknell.

The suck: It's Cornell v. Bucknell.

The suckier: It's a family venture, so the ole' BAC will be fatherly and responsible.

Uncoolness: Ratting people out at :e:

Yeah, I don't get this one at all. Lost all respect. Whatever you were trying to prove missed the mark. Fly, you threw a lot of people under the bus including me. Get lost.

 

[[icon]]

Yeah, pretty sure Pinkel was Keys.

This was very obvious but Cav and him did share a house in Vegas during WSOP one year so maybe he gave it up or there was some talented Mr Ripley stuff going on.

Gotcha. Oh well. Never met keys and the sig is schtick anyway but sucks dude is a shady cat.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yeah

 

[Jack Burton]

Yeah

Double Yeah

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sweet

We were at the Fall Festival today watching the Reptile Guy. He was on America's Got Talent or something. Anyway I notice that all of these really hot blondes are next to me. One of them needed a bigger bra because I was expecting them to break out at any minute. I leaned in to Mrs. SLB and told her the blondes are just drawn to me. She laughed and later on rubbed my neck. She gets me and damn I love her for it,

 

[Uruk-Hai]

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I also had an old college friend call me today out of nowhere. It has been a weird week. When we were apple picking this gal I went to HS was there. She recognized me from behind which Mrs. SLB didn't find amusing. Last time I saw her she was working at a Hooters knock off kind of place about 20 years ago. Mrs. SLB didn't like her then because she was a little enthusiastic about seeing me. I know she just loved me because we always got high together and stuff. Then this other HS chick calls Sunday, says she's in the neighborhood and wanted to stop in and say hello. WTMF. She had her 16 yo daughter with her, nothing but innocent intentions but odd. Then this dude calls me, says he has missed me so much and we need to have a drink soon. Just sold his (very nice) restaurant and made some cash. He was talking to another to another GB of mine at a party at one of my clients and got my number from him.

Show Mes?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I also had an old college friend call me today out of nowhere. It has been a weird week. When we were apple picking this gal I went to HS was there. She recognized me from behind which Mrs. SLB didn't find amusing. Last time I saw her she was working at a Hooters knock off kind of place about 20 years ago. Mrs. SLB didn't like her then because she was a little enthusiastic about seeing me. I know she just loved me because we always got high together and stuff. Then this other HS chick calls Sunday, says she's in the neighborhood and wanted to stop in and say hello. WTMF. She had her 16 yo daughter with her, nothing but innocent intentions but odd. Then this dude calls me, says he has missed me so much and we need to have a drink soon. Just sold his (very nice) restaurant and made some cash. He was talking to another to another GB of mine at a party at one of my clients and got my number from him.

Show Mes?

Yep.