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[FDAS]

We are targeting a move to the Twin Cities in 2014. I'm going to need a local guide to pull tabs and meat raffles. We will be in the Cities on October 12, Saturday, to scope out possible homes and neighborhoods. Where should I go for the raffling of meat?

Domo Arigato

Are you in the TCs? I know that AD, Furley, moops, Frosty. Who else?

Dork, Wisconsin, Hipster, Loser

I adamantly agree with 2-4.

Sidenote, Furley qualilfies at Wisconisn, Hipster, and Loser. He's versatile.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We are targeting a move to the Twin Cities in 2014. I'm going to need a local guide to pull tabs and meat raffles. We will be in the Cities on October 12, Saturday, to scope out possible homes and neighborhoods. Where should I go for the raffling of meat?

Domo Arigato

Are you in the TCs? I know that AD, Furley, moops, Frosty. Who else?

Snogger is in Hudson I think. Seriously, where u at around there?Dork, Wisconsin, Hipster, Loser

Snogger lives in WI somewhere and works in the TC. Might as well be an illegal alien.

I live in Woodbury and work in St. Paul.

 

[Frostillicus]

We are targeting a move to the Twin Cities in 2014. I'm going to need a local guide to pull tabs and meat raffles. We will be in the Cities on October 12, Saturday, to scope out possible homes and neighborhoods. Where should I go for the raffling of meat?

Domo Arigato

Are you in the TCs? I know that AD, Furley, moops, Frosty. Who else?

Dork, Wisconsin, Hipster, Loser

Hey!

 

[Frostillicus]

We are targeting a move to the Twin Cities in 2014. I'm going to need a local guide to pull tabs and meat raffles. We will be in the Cities on October 12, Saturday, to scope out possible homes and neighborhoods. Where should I go for the raffling of meat?

Domo Arigato

Are you in the TCs? I know that AD, Furley, moops, Frosty. Who else?

Dork, Wisconsin, Hipster, Loser

I adamantly agree with 2-4.

Sidenote, Furley qualilfies at Wisconisn, Hipster, and Loser. He's versatile.

Hey!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

HEY HEY HEY

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

 

[mr roboto]

Seriously, I want to attend a meat raffle.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Seriously, I want to attend a meat raffle.

Where are you going to be? How many days?

 

[FDAS]

Seriously, I want to attend a meat raffle.

Where are you going to be? How many days?

THEY HAVE MULTI-DAY MEAT RAFFLES??!?!?

 

[T Bell]

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

Lemme guess, today's the anniversary, right?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Seriously, I want to attend a meat raffle.

Where are you going to be? How many days?

THEY HAVE MULTI-DAY MEAT RAFFLES??!?!?

Different places have their raffles on different days.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

Lemme guess, today's the anniversary, right?

What kind of loser do you think I am?

It's tomorrow.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It's actually end of the week.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It's actually end of the week.

I learned today that you can get an old russian T-34 tank for $38k if you "deactivate" it.

 

[T Bell]

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

Lemme guess, today's the anniversary, right?

What kind of loser do you think I am?

It's tomorrow.

Buy an experience rather than a thing. Fun example would be a hot air balloon ride.

 

[Abraham]

Euphemism?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

Lemme guess, today's the anniversary, right?

What kind of loser do you think I am?

It's tomorrow.

Buy an experience rather than a thing. Fun example would be a hot air balloon ride.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

Lemme guess, today's the anniversary, right?

What kind of loser do you think I am?

It's tomorrow.

Buy an experience rather than a thing. Fun example would be a hot air balloon ride.

Also, be sure to take advice from divorced guys.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

Lemme guess, today's the anniversary, right?

What kind of loser do you think I am?

It's tomorrow.

Buy an experience rather than a thing. Fun example would be a hot air balloon ride.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

I don't know. Present + Chance of insurance payoff?

He might be onto something.

I wonder if any place does bungee jumping from a hot air balloon.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

Lemme guess, today's the anniversary, right?

What kind of loser do you think I am?

It's tomorrow.

Buy an experience rather than a thing. Fun example would be a hot air balloon ride.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

I don't know. Present + Chance of insurance payoff?

He might be onto something.

I wonder if any place does bungee jumping from a hot air balloon.

Skydiving then, imo.

 

[T Bell]

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

Lemme guess, today's the anniversary, right?

What kind of loser do you think I am?

It's tomorrow.

Buy an experience rather than a thing. Fun example would be a hot air balloon ride.

Also, be sure to take advice from divorced guys.

I thought he'd appreciate a few hours of peace and quiet.

 

[mr roboto]

Seriously, I want to attend a meat raffle.

Where are you going to be? How many days?

THEY HAVE MULTI-DAY MEAT RAFFLES??!?!?

Different places have their raffles on different days.

I'll be there Saturday afternoon, evening, Sunday morning. Staying in Rochester Thursday and Friday.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

I have some jewelry I can sell you. It's all wrapped already and everything.

 

[T Bell]

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

I have some jewelry I can sell you. It's all wrapped already and everything.

Is that the jewelry that you bought for your girlfriend?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

LOL - also, apparently one of Bob's neighbors.

There are probably and equal amount of trailers to 500k+ homes in O'Fallon. It's so strange.

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

I have some jewelry I can sell you. It's all wrapped already and everything.

Is that the jewelry that you bought for your girlfriend?

I really need to tone down my normal rhetoric. I walked by and she was watching some Amish reality show and apparently these dirty little things had a 3 way with some dude. I of course remark how that sounds like a great idea and we need to do that. Normally she would just instead she says "AND WHO DO YOU WANT TO DO IT WITH??!! I GUESS YOU HAVE SOMEBODY IN MIND?!!".

JFC I started to at least try and wear my CPAP mask again to shut me the #### up.

 

[krista4]

We've been at two vets all day (still at second one) with our Fuzzy cat, the sick one. TPW appreciated.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

LOL - also, apparently one of Bob's neighbors.

There are probably and equal amount of trailers to 500k+ homes in O'Fallon. It's so strange.

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

I have some jewelry I can sell you. It's all wrapped already and everything.

Is that the jewelry that you bought for your girlfriend?

I really need to tone down my normal rhetoric. I walked by and she was watching some Amish reality show and apparently these dirty little things had a 3 way with some dude. I of course remark how that sounds like a great idea and we need to do that. Normally she would just instead she says "AND WHO DO YOU WANT TO DO IT WITH??!! I GUESS YOU HAVE SOMEBODY IN MIND?!!".

JFC I started to at least try and wear my CPAP mask again to shut me the #### up.

"I did, but she says she's not down. You got any ideas?"

 

[General Malaise]

LOL - also, apparently one of Bob's neighbors.

There are probably and equal amount of trailers to 500k+ homes in O'Fallon. It's so strange.

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

I have some jewelry I can sell you. It's all wrapped already and everything.

Is that the jewelry that you bought for your girlfriend?

I really need to tone down my normal rhetoric. I walked by and she was watching some Amish reality show and apparently these dirty little things had a 3 way with some dude. I of course remark how that sounds like a great idea and we need to do that. Normally she would just instead she says "AND WHO DO YOU WANT TO DO IT WITH??!! I GUESS YOU HAVE SOMEBODY IN MIND?!!".

JFC I started to at least try and wear my CPAP mask again to shut me the #### up.

Throw out a guy's name just for fun.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We've been at two vets all day (still at second one) with our Fuzzy cat, the sick one. TPW appreciated.

:( TPW GB :(

JFC I started to at least try and wear my CPAP mask again to shut me the #### up.

"I did, but she says she's not down. You got any ideas?"

Yeah I'm just going to keep my yapper closed.

I'm screwed.

 

[-fish-]

We've been at two vets all day (still at second one) with our Fuzzy cat, the sick one. TPW appreciated.

At what point does the cat start sending emails?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

LOL - also, apparently one of Bob's neighbors.

There are probably and equal amount of trailers to 500k+ homes in O'Fallon. It's so strange.

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

I have some jewelry I can sell you. It's all wrapped already and everything.

Is that the jewelry that you bought for your girlfriend?

I really need to tone down my normal rhetoric. I walked by and she was watching some Amish reality show and apparently these dirty little things had a 3 way with some dude. I of course remark how that sounds like a great idea and we need to do that. Normally she would just instead she says "AND WHO DO YOU WANT TO DO IT WITH??!! I GUESS YOU HAVE SOMEBODY IN MIND?!!".

JFC I started to at least try and wear my CPAP mask again to shut me the #### up.

Throw out a guy's name just for fun.

I did, yours.

 

[bentley]

Psa - bentleys hotel doesn't have amc. So not only is he in Galveston, which is bad enough , he is missing breaking bad.

The constant "ohmygodohmygodohmygod" and "this #### is crazy!" texts during the show were a nice touch.

I rode a roller coaster, did the Cupid Shuffle and broke out with a little David Allen Coe karaoke last night. I never do any of these things. On a related note, last night's event had 24 oz cans of PBR.

Headed out for tonights party. Hoping the Ashleys are there again.

 

[T Bell]

We've been at two vets all day (still at second one) with our Fuzzy cat, the sick one. TPW appreciated.

At what point does the cat start sending emails?

It happened.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

LOL - also, apparently one of Bob's neighbors.

There are probably and equal amount of trailers to 500k+ homes in O'Fallon. It's so strange.

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

I have some jewelry I can sell you. It's all wrapped already and everything.

Is that the jewelry that you bought for your girlfriend?

I really need to tone down my normal rhetoric. I walked by and she was watching some Amish reality show and apparently these dirty little things had a 3 way with some dude. I of course remark how that sounds like a great idea and we need to do that. Normally she would just instead she says "AND WHO DO YOU WANT TO DO IT WITH??!! I GUESS YOU HAVE SOMEBODY IN MIND?!!".

JFC I started to at least try and wear my CPAP mask again to shut me the #### up.

"Come on, Pepper, you've always been the only woman for me.

But if YOU want to do it, I would. Just for you."

 

[General Malaise]

LOL - also, apparently one of Bob's neighbors.

There are probably and equal amount of trailers to 500k+ homes in O'Fallon. It's so strange.

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

I have some jewelry I can sell you. It's all wrapped already and everything.

Is that the jewelry that you bought for your girlfriend?

I really need to tone down my normal rhetoric. I walked by and she was watching some Amish reality show and apparently these dirty little things had a 3 way with some dude. I of course remark how that sounds like a great idea and we need to do that. Normally she would just instead she says "AND WHO DO YOU WANT TO DO IT WITH??!! I GUESS YOU HAVE SOMEBODY IN MIND?!!".

JFC I started to at least try and wear my CPAP mask again to shut me the #### up.

Throw out a guy's name just for fun.

I did, yours.

Sweet! This way, we can both disappoint the same woman at the same time.

 

[General Malaise]

GM is so white he moves his family to another country to make his pets happy.

Roast is over, bub. I KILLED!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal has been a mess this year at school. I'll spare you a lot of details but it has been killing me inside. It has made so screwed up I even thought that somebody here, that I've considered a GB for a long time, was mad at me. Anyhow, just minutes ago I received an e-mail from his teacher that he told her I beat him. Again. This is the second time this school year he told her that. The worst part is he then said he wants to kill himself. I don't believe this to be true but it is sickening all the same. We are meeting with his doctor tomorrow about changing his meds and another trip to a psychiatrist on Friday. So if you wonder why I've been MIA a lot from here the last month or so, that's why.

 

[T Bell]

LOL - also, apparently one of Bob's neighbors.

There are probably and equal amount of trailers to 500k+ homes in O'Fallon. It's so strange.

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

I have some jewelry I can sell you. It's all wrapped already and everything.

Is that the jewelry that you bought for your girlfriend?

I really need to tone down my normal rhetoric. I walked by and she was watching some Amish reality show and apparently these dirty little things had a 3 way with some dude. I of course remark how that sounds like a great idea and we need to do that. Normally she would just instead she says "AND WHO DO YOU WANT TO DO IT WITH??!! I GUESS YOU HAVE SOMEBODY IN MIND?!!".

JFC I started to at least try and wear my CPAP mask again to shut me the #### up.

Throw out a guy's name just for fun.

I did, yours.

Sweet! This way, we can both disappoint the same woman at the same time.

The only thing better than one premature money shot is two premature money shots!

 

[T Bell]

Cal has been a mess this year at school. I'll spare you a lot of details but it has been killing me inside. It has made so screwed up I even thought that somebody here, that I've considered a GB for a long time, was mad at me. Anyhow, just minutes ago I received an e-mail from his teacher that he told her I beat him. Again. This is the second time this school year he told her that. The worst part is he then said he wants to kill himself. I don't believe this to be true but it is sickening all the same. We are meeting with his doctor tomorrow about changing his meds and another trip to a psychiatrist on Friday. So if you wonder why I've been MIA a lot from here the last month or so, that's why.

Damn, Bob. I'm sorry. I hope the teacher is understanding.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sweet! This way, we can both disappoint the same woman at the same time.

I can't think of a better combo to accomplish this.

LOL - also, apparently one of Bob's neighbors.

There are probably and equal amount of trailers to 500k+ homes in O'Fallon. It's so strange.

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

I have some jewelry I can sell you. It's all wrapped already and everything.

Is that the jewelry that you bought for your girlfriend?

I really need to tone down my normal rhetoric. I walked by and she was watching some Amish reality show and apparently these dirty little things had a 3 way with some dude. I of course remark how that sounds like a great idea and we need to do that. Normally she would just instead she says "AND WHO DO YOU WANT TO DO IT WITH??!! I GUESS YOU HAVE SOMEBODY IN MIND?!!".

JFC I started to at least try and wear my CPAP mask again to shut me the #### up.

"Come on, Pepper, you've always been the only woman for me.

But if YOU want to do it, I would. Just for you."

Back when she still worshiped me like a Greek god I had her talked into it. For about an hour and then she changed her mind. Unfortunately she hasn't gotten really drunk in about 4 months, another way she has dropped all of the weight, so that doesn't bode well for me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal has been a mess this year at school. I'll spare you a lot of details but it has been killing me inside. It has made so screwed up I even thought that somebody here, that I've considered a GB for a long time, was mad at me. Anyhow, just minutes ago I received an e-mail from his teacher that he told her I beat him. Again. This is the second time this school year he told her that. The worst part is he then said he wants to kill himself. I don't believe this to be true but it is sickening all the same. We are meeting with his doctor tomorrow about changing his meds and another trip to a psychiatrist on Friday. So if you wonder why I've been MIA a lot from here the last month or so, that's why.

Damn, Bob. I'm sorry. I hope the teacher is understanding.

Thanks GB, they have been. I would estimate I've written/responded to about 40 e-mails already this year to his teacher/IEP.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh jesus, Bob. I'm so sorry man. Always around if you need me for anything. :(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh jesus, Bob. I'm so sorry man. Always around if you need me for anything. :(

Thanks GB

 

[commisholio]

Damn, Bob, that's my worst nightmare. My 1st boy is a little strange and I constantly worry about #### like that. Hope things turn around for you soon.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Damn, Bob, that's my worst nightmare. My 1st boy is a little strange and I constantly worry about #### like that. Hope things turn around for you soon.

Thanks GB. I hope everything works out for you too.

I didn't want to increase his meds, as I e-mailed his teacher, I guess I as delusional because I was hoping we could strat weening him off them soon. He has grown a lot so hopefully a combination of these things will help.

 

[Hawks64]

I need to buy an anniversary present. I've come to hate this. Assuming I can neither procure a Guy Fawkes mask and a webcam nor dip any of her existing jewelry in another color metal, anybody have good suggestions?

I have some jewelry I can sell you. It's all wrapped already and everything.

 

[Hawks64]

We've been at two vets all day (still at second one) with our Fuzzy cat, the sick one. TPW appreciated.

TPW and sorry to hear, hope Fuzzy recovers quickly.

 

[shuke]

My farts are really awful today. Just dead ### air floating out. It's not pleasant.

Try being constipated for 5 days because of pain meds, and eating A LOT of fried eggs during that time frame because they're easy to chew.

I thought they were going to have to shut the office down today.

 

[Tiger Fan]

GL SLB

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GL SLB

Thanks GB.

On the plus side, today marks two consecutive weeks with TV. It has been glorious. Of course I would rather my kids behave so I could give it back.