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Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Have scheduled vacation days through Jan 2nd.
currently working
currently working
Thorn
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
The Christmas restaurant litmus test is, "Do they hate America?"
With the Chinese, I'd say, "It depends." Check Yelp.
Theres a liquor store near my house called "Freedom Liquors" or something patriotic that's run by a nice Indian family. When i showed her my ID she commented "You look really good"
We are pretty much married now.
Oh the point of the story is that they are open every day of the year.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I have a tough time digesting wood. Really hurts coming out.shuke said:
Been up since 4:30 myself here. Had a really weird dream. I'll put in spoiler since nobody cares.YSR said:
I went back to college but Mrs. SLB was with me. There were like these really big, plush dorm rooms co-ed dorm rooms. It even had a full stocked bar. Mrs. SLB kept keeping mad at me because I was walking around naked in front of the other girls. So she made me wear underwear. Then she got mad because I was in the shower while all of the girls were in there naked and I had a boner. It was poking out instead of straight up. So I went and made a vodka/OJ at the bar and went outside. That's when this square space craft, being flown by a monkey, zoomed over my head and crashed. A could then hear gun fiure and could see a trail of tracer bullets go over my head and at the crash site. That's when I woke up.
:( That really sucks GB. :(Hawks64 said:So I strongly recommend against getting the flu the day after you have surgery. Think I may have re-herniated my disc.FML. It's been a rough week and weekend.
Leeroy Jenkins said:
Will you be getting a hooker? I'll be disappointed if you don't.
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Some are. The last couple of years that's what we've done for dinner at PV's mom's house.
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Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Mr.Pack
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Abraham
Footballguy
I'm supposed to be home all week. I told my wife I would still have work to do and I'm already hearing about how I'm supposed to be Taking it easy and taking time off to spend time with our family.
I like working. I like my desk and my big ### monitor and working a lot. I enjoy it.
I like working. I like my desk and my big ### monitor and working a lot. I enjoy it.
Your family is more important dip####I'm supposed to be home all week. I told my wife I would still have work to do and I'm already hearing about how I'm supposed to be Taking it easy and taking time off to spend time with our family.
I like working. I like my desk and my big ### monitor and working a lot. I enjoy it.
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Abraham
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Oh, I know. I enjoy doing things with them. But sitting and watching HGtv together isn't the same as going to the park or visiting with friends and celebrating.Your family is more important dip####I'm supposed to be home all week. I told my wife I would still have work to do and I'm already hearing about how I'm supposed to be Taking it easy and taking time off to spend time with our family.
I like working. I like my desk and my big ### monitor and working a lot. I enjoy it.
heckmanm
Footballguy
Oof. I somehow managed to get through my RC and a colonoscopy a week later with at least one sick kid in the house the whole time. I was sure the bug would get me but it didn't. (Although colonoscopy prep simulates it nicely :X )Hawks64 said:So I strongly recommend against getting the flu the day after you have surgery. Think I may have re-herniated my disc.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
I never could get into the Tigers, but I am still a Grizzlies fan!That video was amazing.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Not so fast... just how big of a monitor are we talking here?Your family is more important dip####I'm supposed to be home all week. I told my wife I would still have work to do and I'm already hearing about how I'm supposed to be Taking it easy and taking time off to spend time with our family.
I like working. I like my desk and my big ### monitor and working a lot. I enjoy it.
cstu
Footballguy
To the annoyance of my pseudo-Muslim wife, my daughter loves pork. She has been mostly kept away from it but at school on Friday there was a Christmas show and after when it was time to eat she went straight for the bacon. Not only that but she was adamant that she wanted it.
Then last night we went to a dinner party and the only thing she wanted to eat was ham.
Then last night we went to a dinner party and the only thing she wanted to eat was ham.
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Hawks64
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I thought I had it before surgery, but it was nothing compared to the day after. How's the shoulder doing?Oof. I somehow managed to get through my RC and a colonoscopy a week later with at least one sick kid in the house the whole time. I was sure the bug would get me but it didn't. (Although colonoscopy prep simulates it nicely :X )Hawks64 said:So I strongly recommend against getting the flu the day after you have surgery. Think I may have re-herniated my disc.
Abraham
Footballguy
27" thunderbolt.Not so fast... just how big of a monitor are we talking here?Your family is more important dip####I'm supposed to be home all week. I told my wife I would still have work to do and I'm already hearing about how I'm supposed to be Taking it easy and taking time off to spend time with our family.
I like working. I like my desk and my big ### monitor and working a lot. I enjoy it.
General Malaise
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F'n rookie walks into HFFL and dominates the DoJo. Unreal.
sounds gay27" thunderbolt.Not so fast... just how big of a monitor are we talking here?Your family is more important dip####I'm supposed to be home all week. I told my wife I would still have work to do and I'm already hearing about how I'm supposed to be Taking it easy and taking time off to spend time with our family.
I like working. I like my desk and my big ### monitor and working a lot. I enjoy it.
Abraham
Footballguy
And how!sounds gay27" thunderbolt.Not so fast... just how big of a monitor are we talking here?Your family is more important dip####I'm supposed to be home all week. I told my wife I would still have work to do and I'm already hearing about how I'm supposed to be Taking it easy and taking time off to spend time with our family.
I like working. I like my desk and my big ### monitor and working a lot. I enjoy it.
General Malaise
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2nd: $70
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heckmanm
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OK so far. Follow up with the surgeon tomorrow AM and I assume I'll get the rehab plan then. So far it's just wear the sling and passive ROM a couple times a dayI thought I had it before surgery, but it was nothing compared to the day after. How's the shoulder doing?Oof. I somehow managed to get through my RC and a colonoscopy a week later with at least one sick kid in the house the whole time. I was sure the bug would get me but it didn't. (Although colonoscopy prep simulates it nicely :X )Hawks64 said:So I strongly recommend against getting the flu the day after you have surgery. Think I may have re-herniated my disc.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
First time in a while I went to work with a hangover that I knew would limit was I was able to do. Luckily, it was dead as hell. A coworker & I drank the 4 IPAs in the fridge (Green Bullet? Something like that). I drank almost a 1/5 of Crown yesterday before, during, and after the Ravens debacle - along with 'Buca and beer chasers. Oh, and a Bloody Mary or two with the scrapple earlier.
Hawkes, hang in there.
Thorn, do your people proud in your pool (or whatever it is you think you might win - already forgot; but rooting for you buddy!).
Leeroy, I've never been a dad so I can't imagine but congrats!
SLB, T&P. I'm not targeting anything in particular with that, but I feel safer posting it than not.
In that vein, happy birthday and congrats on another kid krista!
Has anyone heard from YSR? Did she survive the gauntlet?
Married spy is coming over to my place Friday.
Hawkes, hang in there.
Thorn, do your people proud in your pool (or whatever it is you think you might win - already forgot; but rooting for you buddy!).
Leeroy, I've never been a dad so I can't imagine but congrats!
SLB, T&P. I'm not targeting anything in particular with that, but I feel safer posting it than not.
In that vein, happy birthday and congrats on another kid krista!
Has anyone heard from YSR? Did she survive the gauntlet?
Married spy is coming over to my place Friday.
Thorn
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Frosty> Moxi on the twitters! Gogogogogo.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
1. Mastrubate
2. Eat
3. Profit
Repeat
To the annoyance of my pseudo-Muslim wife, my daughter loves pork. She has been mostly kept away from it but at school on Friday there was a Christmas show and after when it was time to eat she went straight for the bacon. Not only that but she was adamant that she wanted it.
Then last night we went to a dinner party and the only thing she wanted to eat was ham.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
bostonfred
Footballguy
College represents a fun place with college girls. Mrs. SLB represents a hot woman who keeps you from having sex with college girls. Big plush co-ed dorm rooms represent the way you see your ideal life - like college, but with money. Mrs. SLB wanting you to wear underwear represents her leniency with your interest in other girls, but stopping you from actually having sex with them. Showering with college girls may represent a desire to shower with college girls. Getting a boner almost certainly represents an actual boner you had thinking about showering with college girls. Your boner popping out of the underwear in the shower represents your awareness that sometimes you go a little past the line of what Mrs. SLB thinks is appropriate when you're interested in other girls. Going and getting a vodka/OJ represents you being OK with that, and liking vodka/OJ. The space craft piloted by monkeys represents your simple pleasures - it's just a fun, silly man dream. But the bullets may represent the other stressors in your life - and you waking up as soon as the bullets started flying is a clear representation that you would rather be taking imaginary showers with hot college co-eds than deal with the bullets flying through your real life. All of this is normal, but chock full of awesomeness. My only concern is that you seem pretty well adjusted and happy with your life right now.
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
So let's get together Sunday/Monday
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Alexa, what up baby?
Bogart
Footballguy
"First place gets a #######, last place gives it."
I remember my Dad telling that joke when I was a kid, I thought it was the funniest thing ever.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Chick I knew through my first wife. Actually, I knew OF her years before, as I went to HS with her older sister. Anyway, spy chick (she wasn't spy chick then) worked with my ex and we got to be good friends. Nothing romantic, though there was some always low-burn flirting under the surface. She moved away (read: got a job at a certain government agency). Fast-forward 20 years and, through the magic of Facebook, reconnected a couple of weeks ago.
She married a guy like 15 years older than her. He's since retired and has - according to her (I believe her account; she was nothing if not always brutally honest even if it was her expense) - become one of those people just living til death comes. He stays in another state where the house they own is and she's just recently moved back to be near her work.
So. Somehow a little FB flirting and a few phone calls have turned into this. What "this" is, I don't know yet, other than I've always wanted to #### her brains out (a sentiment apparently returned for the last 25 years).
General Malaise
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Put a candy apple in her fart maker
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