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Leeroy Jenkins said:
There's still a strong heartbeat of 160bpm. No action or exercise for the wife for a week, but everything is normal they say. Just some "good growth" going on in there.

I was about to freak out though. This baby's heart was heard as soon as they used the thing last time, and this morning it seemed to take forever to find it, but once she did it was all good apparently.
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Great to hear. That freak-out during the initial silence is fairly common I imagine. I know it happened to me more than once.

 
I'm redefining losing. I still don't have a four of a kind at video poker, though I must have played 2000 hands by now. I'm not losing money I can't afford to lose, but can someone at least send a waitress around every so often? And another thing: perhaps you shouldn't play Aerosmith's "Dream On" in a casino.

Aarg. I'll just gobble some knob energy drink and get back out there.

 
kevzilla said:
I'm redefining losing. I still don't have a four of a kind at video poker, though I must have played 2000 hands by now. I'm not losing money I can't afford to lose, but can someone at least send a waitress around every so often? And another thing: perhaps you shouldn't play Aerosmith's "Dream On" in a casino.

Aarg. I'll just gobble some knob energy drink and get back out there.
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Good luck Kev. :thumbup: I'm following GM's investment advice and spending four days at the casino myself next weekend. Going to take a whole buncha money and make it sweat. :oldunsure:

 
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Come on! Who doesn't like double penis guy? Just give it a chance. If you're straight, you'll be blowing him by lunch time. According to him.

 
I guess it could have been one of the Doublemint folks slamming him in the ### when he got the double reach-around. So maybe they have gotten a hold of him.

 
How about these HS players' moms getting all salty about their kids picking schools other than LSU? Son picks a college on national tv, and mom looks all #####y and says LSU would be better for him and is still number 1. Jesus.

 
Congrats YSR!!!! Also, if I get laid tonight it's because of you.

Remember your autocorrect text with your boss when you said "keep me coming" instead of "keep em coming" well while exchanging some friendly borderline flirty texts with a co-worker, I purposely texted "keep me coming" and then quickly followed with "oops, don't get excited, was supposed to be keep 'em coming, damn autocorrect" She replied "lol, whoa for a second I thought you were challenging me" From there many flirty texts filled with sexual innuendo (sp?) were exchanged and we might be meeting up for a drink or 2 tonight.

So here's to you YSR, the GMTAN's pregnant/wine drinking/wingman. I love you.

 
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