GM's thread about nothing (40 Viewers)

[krista4]

buying a house with no view that you don't love just to install a pizza oven in it definitely seems like the way to go here.

Tanner has been a little light in the cat gifs, so here are a few doe your amusement:

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I thought you got a job. What happened?

I do have a job. It's a little hard to explain, but I can take assignments when I want, and currently I'm on an allegedly indefinite one that I can do from anywhere. If this assignment did end, presumably I could easily find another one as so far I've had my choice of any that I wanted, and the one I'm in is something they'd been trying to fill for many months (the client rejected at least a couple of dozen people before I came along). I suppose it's as stable as any job but because the set-up is a bit unusual, I don't completely trust its stability.

I thought he was talking to Homer

He was. K4 just wanted to rub our noses in the fact that she gets to...well...do whatever she wants this side of buying a pizza oven.

Oooooo, someone having a bad day, again?

couldn't you just buy a pizza oven that isn't already installed in a house?

He wants something along the lines of this. Would require installation and a lot of money that we wouldn't get back out of a rental.

You guys must really like pizza.

HE WAS GOING TO MAKE NAAN, TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

 

[krista4]

Fine, I canceled it. We're going to go have dinner now. Not pizza!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I thought you got a job. What happened?

Keeps getting pushed back. The guy's kind of an ###hole and totally dicked me over back in September. So today I've decided to ignore his calls.

Been thinking about getting outta Dodge, actually. Got that wanderlust thing going on.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

How many pizzas/naans until a pizza/naan oven pays for itself?*


* And the attached house, of course.

 

[-fish-]

I thought you got a job. What happened?

Keeps getting pushed back. The guy's kind of an ###hole and totally dicked me over back in September. So today I've decided to ignore his calls.

Been thinking about getting outta Dodge, actually. Got that wanderlust thing going on.

sounds like k4 may end up with an extra house in Seattle you could rent. No view, but it may have a pizza oven.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

How many pizzas/naans until a pizza/naan oven pays for itself?*

* And the attached house, of course.

At today's pizza prices, you can't afford NOT to have a 400 sq foot pizza oven!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

You guys looking at the Toscana90G?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Homer> There are a bazillion bars/chicks complaining there are no straight dudes around to rail them in SF.

 

[-fish-]

Homer> There are a bazillion bars/chicks complaining there are no straight dudes around to rail them in SF.

Aren't there an inordinate amount of hairy-armpit feminazis there, as well?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Homer> There are a bazillion bars/chicks complaining there are no straight dudes around to rail them in SF.

Aren't there an inordinate amount of hairy-armpit feminazis there, as well?

Not an inordinate amount, no. I don't keep track of these things in various cities, but I see good-looking women all over the place here.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Personally, I think that pizza oven would be awesome. Pizza, calzone, naan, wings, flat breads, and probably anything else you'd normally bake or grill that you want to add a wooden charred flavor to.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer> There are a bazillion bars/chicks complaining there are no straight dudes around to rail them in SF.

Interesting.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I thought you got a job. What happened?

Keeps getting pushed back. The guy's kind of an ###hole and totally dicked me over back in September. So today I've decided to ignore his calls.

Been thinking about getting outta Dodge, actually. Got that wanderlust thing going on.

sounds like k4 may end up with an extra house in Seattle you could rent. No view, but it may have a pizza oven.

Can I just move in with you. We could decide to not hang out with K4 and Drifter, like, all the time!

 

[-fish-]

I thought you got a job. What happened?

Keeps getting pushed back. The guy's kind of an ###hole and totally dicked me over back in September. So today I've decided to ignore his calls.

Been thinking about getting outta Dodge, actually. Got that wanderlust thing going on.

sounds like k4 may end up with an extra house in Seattle you could rent. No view, but it may have a pizza oven.

Can I just move in with you. We could decide to not hang out with K4 and Drifter, like, all the time!

I have a 9 year old daughter that lives with me full time now, so I'm gonna have to say no...and you should probably stay 500 yards away from my house.

 

[-fish-]

I thought you got a job. What happened?

Keeps getting pushed back. The guy's kind of an ###hole and totally dicked me over back in September. So today I've decided to ignore his calls.

Been thinking about getting outta Dodge, actually. Got that wanderlust thing going on.

sounds like k4 may end up with an extra house in Seattle you could rent. No view, but it may have a pizza oven.

Can I just move in with you. We could decide to not hang out with K4 and Drifter, like, all the time!

I have a 9 year old daughter that lives with me full time now, so I'm gonna have to say no...and you should probably stay 500 yards miles away from my house.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I thought you got a job. What happened?

Keeps getting pushed back. The guy's kind of an ###hole and totally dicked me over back in September. So today I've decided to ignore his calls.

Been thinking about getting outta Dodge, actually. Got that wanderlust thing going on.

sounds like k4 may end up with an extra house in Seattle you could rent. No view, but it may have a pizza oven.

Can I just move in with you. We could decide to not hang out with K4 and Drifter, like, all the time!

I have a 9 year old daughter that lives with me full time now, so I'm gonna have to say no...and you should probably stay 500 yards away from my house.

Fine! Stupid kids ruining my meticulously thought out plans!

 

[bostonfred]

You could make pizza that came in a straight line

 

[bostonfred]

#### it krista you have to buy that house.

 

[-fish-]

You could make pizza that came in a straight line

how would you know how many square feet the oven should be?

 

[bostonfred]

You could make pizza that came in a straight line

how would you know how many square feet the oven should be?

Divide by 3.14 but don't trust a cane brah

 

[Gadzooks]

Got my SS gift on New Year's Eve and I'm just now getting around to posting here.

It contained:

Pittsburgh Steelers 'Snug & Sip' set with fleece blanket and large drinking glass

The Oatmeal's "Five Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth" (The Richie Incognito story)

1 Chicken Finger Puppet (For mini crock-pot chicken)

Good Times Season 1 DVD (Dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-no-MITE!)

Flarp! brand Whoopee Cushion (promising "Big Sound")

T-Rex Dixie brand cup (I can't reach the dispenser with my short arms)

Red stress lego brick (Bricks?)

Michael Connelly Book "The Black Ice" - With post-it review "This novel made me a believer" ~ Shuke, FBG Staff Intern

A very sticky, old issue of "Inc." Magazine - date on the spine reads April 1999 complete with "Spring Break Pictorial" "Is There (Oral) Sex After Marriage" and "20 Questions With David Schwimmer" articles

1 Postcard of a clown making a fish balloon with pooping dog photobomb with the inscription "Merry Christmas!!! GMTAN Secret Santa. P & S - I love you"

Pic: http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5356/mj0p.jpg

Will try to get a shot video with finger puppet chicken.

Thanks Santa Zooks!

Remember the "GM's Porn It Forward program".... you need to send the magazine on to another JimTanner after you're done "using" it. Put a new cover from a different magazine on it, that would be nice tradition we can start that would add something special to the "GM's Porn It Forward program"*

*credit to Disco Stu for naming rights to "GM's Porn It Forward Program"

 

[Sideshow Bob]

f*** it. Nw I'm going to buy a400 sf pizza oven to live in and get a little bitty house next to it to house pizzas. And maybe naan. I do like good naan.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

I'm actually not sure I've ever had bad naan. Maybe that means I've never had good naan?

 

[Sideshow Bob]

I've had bad nun. That's no fun at all. They're tough to make in a pizza oven though. Not impossible, but definitely tough.

 

[Gadzooks]

Congrats YSR!!!! Also, if I get laid tonight it's because of you.

Remember your autocorrect text with your boss when you said "keep me coming" instead of "keep em coming" well while exchanging some friendly borderline flirty texts with a co-worker, I purposely texted "keep me coming" and then quickly followed with "oops, don't get excited, was supposed to be keep 'em coming, damn autocorrect" She replied "lol, whoa for a second I thought you were challenging me" From there many flirty texts filled with sexual innuendo (sp?) were exchanged and we might be meeting up for a drink or 2 tonight.

So here's to you YSR, the GMTAN's pregnant/wine drinking/wingman. I love you.

This is getting better. She wants to come over and have beers and watch a movie. Talk about dumb luck. Quick back story: My house is a Cape (Bedrooms upstairs living room, kitchen etc downstairs) My heat hasn't been working on the first floor (I have oil forced hot water baseboard heat) and I've been too lazy to call someone to come fix it. I'm rarely downstairs anyways, by the time I usually get home I make a quick bite to eat and fall asleep watching tv in my bedroom (the heat works fine upstairs) When I have Little 'Zooks we usually don't hang out in the house that much and he likes the TV in my room better than the one in the living room anyways. So the "no heat" downstairs hasn't really bothered me this winter. Now I noticed yesterday and this morning that it was quite frigid downstairs and tonight the outside temperature is going below zero. So I told her about the heating problem but that we could watch TV in my bedroom and eat freezepops as long as she doesn't try to take advantage of me. Her reply: "2 things: #1.. Don't plan on us watching TV and #2..I'm gonna make your freeze pop melt"

So thanks to YSR's slutty text and me being too lazy to get my heat fixed, I'm gonna have some wart-free sex tonight!!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

What happened to regular Bob? We're stuck with this Sideshow character now? This is bull####!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

God bless you, Zooks.

God friggin' bless you.

:salute:

 

[Mr. Pickles]

On the down side, Mr. krista would have to wait a while in terms of getting his pizza oven.

Of all the sad news around here lately, this is perhaps the saddest of all.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Congrats YSR!!!! Also, if I get laid tonight it's because of you.

Remember your autocorrect text with your boss when you said "keep me coming" instead of "keep em coming" well while exchanging some friendly borderline flirty texts with a co-worker, I purposely texted "keep me coming" and then quickly followed with "oops, don't get excited, was supposed to be keep 'em coming, damn autocorrect" She replied "lol, whoa for a second I thought you were challenging me" From there many flirty texts filled with sexual innuendo (sp?) were exchanged and we might be meeting up for a drink or 2 tonight.

So here's to you YSR, the GMTAN's pregnant/wine drinking/wingman. I love you.

This is getting better. She wants to come over and have beers and watch a movie. Talk about dumb luck. Quick back story: My house is a Cape (Bedrooms upstairs living room, kitchen etc downstairs) My heat hasn't been working on the first floor (I have oil forced hot water baseboard heat) and I've been too lazy to call someone to come fix it. I'm rarely downstairs anyways, by the time I usually get home I make a quick bite to eat and fall asleep watching tv in my bedroom (the heat works fine upstairs) When I have Little 'Zooks we usually don't hang out in the house that much and he likes the TV in my room better than the one in the living room anyways. So the "no heat" downstairs hasn't really bothered me this winter. Now I noticed yesterday and this morning that it was quite frigid downstairs and tonight the outside temperature is going below zero. So I told her about the heating problem but that we could watch TV in my bedroom and eat freezepops as long as she doesn't try to take advantage of me. Her reply: "2 things: #1.. Don't plan on us watching TV and #2..I'm gonna make your freeze pop melt"

So thanks to YSR's slutty text and me being too lazy to get my heat fixed, I'm gonna have some wart-free sex tonight!!!!

Do you ever pursue non co-workers?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

On the down side, Mr. krista would have to wait a while in terms of getting his pizza oven.

Of all the sad news around here lately, this is perhaps the saddest of all.

Krista is like the SLB of pizza oven ownership.

 

[Bogart]

http://youtu.be/daJ4WLge47c

TREBox showed up on my porch. Made me very very happy. The whiskey I should say is also from TRE.

Love you all.

 

[Gadzooks]

Congrats YSR!!!! Also, if I get laid tonight it's because of you.

Remember your autocorrect text with your boss when you said "keep me coming" instead of "keep em coming" well while exchanging some friendly borderline flirty texts with a co-worker, I purposely texted "keep me coming" and then quickly followed with "oops, don't get excited, was supposed to be keep 'em coming, damn autocorrect" She replied "lol, whoa for a second I thought you were challenging me" From there many flirty texts filled with sexual innuendo (sp?) were exchanged and we might be meeting up for a drink or 2 tonight.

So here's to you YSR, the GMTAN's pregnant/wine drinking/wingman. I love you.

This is getting better. She wants to come over and have beers and watch a movie. Talk about dumb luck. Quick back story: My house is a Cape (Bedrooms upstairs living room, kitchen etc downstairs) My heat hasn't been working on the first floor (I have oil forced hot water baseboard heat) and I've been too lazy to call someone to come fix it. I'm rarely downstairs anyways, by the time I usually get home I make a quick bite to eat and fall asleep watching tv in my bedroom (the heat works fine upstairs) When I have Little 'Zooks we usually don't hang out in the house that much and he likes the TV in my room better than the one in the living room anyways. So the "no heat" downstairs hasn't really bothered me this winter. Now I noticed yesterday and this morning that it was quite frigid downstairs and tonight the outside temperature is going below zero. So I told her about the heating problem but that we could watch TV in my bedroom and eat freezepops as long as she doesn't try to take advantage of me. Her reply: "2 things: #1.. Don't plan on us watching TV and #2..I'm gonna make your freeze pop melt"

So thanks to YSR's slutty text and me being too lazy to get my heat fixed, I'm gonna have some wart-free sex tonight!!!!

Do you ever pursue non co-workers?

Never gotten the #### warts from a co-worker. And I enjoy the awkward tension when I bump into the co-worker at work functions.

 

[Ignoramus]

God bless you, Zooks.

God friggin' bless you.

:salute:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

What happened to regular Bob? We're stuck with this Sideshow character now? This is bull####!

Cleaned out phone. Forgot password. Got locked out.

 

[YSR]

I can't believe I have to watch this sober.

 

[Guster]

I'd be lying if I said all of this talk wasn't making me hungry for some goddamn pizza.

I'm going to order pizza in a little bit

 

[Abraham]

God bless you, Zooks.

God friggin' bless you.

:salute:

 

[Guster]

Fine, I canceled it. We're going to go have dinner now. Not pizza!

Let me guess... Indian?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Good to see GM's playoff pool lineup setting is going smooth

 

[-fish-]

I should be drunk and eating pizza within the hour

 

[General Malaise]

Some of you need to fill out rosters in my playoff pool....anybody still stuck?

 

[General Malaise]

Goodness Clemson has some pretty ferns.

 

[General Malaise]

Good to see GM's playoff pool lineup setting is going smooth

What can I do to make this easier and less complicated?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Good to see GM's playoff pool lineup setting is going smooth

Imagine if there were transactions

 

[Tiger Fan]

Good to see GM's playoff pool lineup setting is going smooth

What can I do to make this easier and less complicated?

I don't ever want to hear #### about transactions being too much work. I don't know GB, just giving you a hard time. My rooster is good to go. The website is just pretty tedious, that's all.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I want to punch #3 in the c u n t

 

[charvik]

Some of you need to fill out rosters in my playoff pool....anybody still stuck?

no idea... Never got at lineup verification email from the site, and it's only sparingly loading half the first page right now. Neat.

 

[Osaurus]

Making Verbal Kint's white chili recipe this weekend for the first time in a while since the lows are finally hitting the 40s

 

[Guster]

I can't believe I have to watch this sober.

Go Bucks!!

 

[krista4]

I thought you got a job. What happened?

Keeps getting pushed back. The guy's kind of an ###hole and totally dicked me over back in September. So today I've decided to ignore his calls.

Been thinking about getting outta Dodge, actually. Got that wanderlust thing going on.

Sorry, GBHJS; I did think Bob was talking to me as I had made a big deal IN DIRECT RESPONSE TO A BOB POST out of my unknown job thing in terms of buying a house, and somehow I missed that you were not working (I saw you said broke, etc. but not jobless). Sounds like you would be best served just to go wherever you wish. Of course, my saying that has little meaning.

Personally, I think that pizza oven would be awesome. Pizza, calzone, naan, wings, flat breads, and probably anything else you'd normally bake or grill that you want to add a wooden charred flavor to.