GM's thread about nothing (51 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

OK, beer time

 

[Ignoramus]

my problem with gmtan is it's like werewolf.

this is the most offensive thing I've ever read.

Sounds forced.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bad news: Chicago Girl dumped my ### earlier this afternoon

What the the hell happened?

We were gonna hang out tonight, so she came over, said she needed to talk about something, so we sat down on my couch. She stammered a little and I asked if this was her breaking up with me. She paused and said yes, I said #### and asked why. Her reason: we had different visions of what we wanted for the future. I asked her what she thought our visions were and she couldn't answer. That was pretty much it

WOMEN!

Miss Yvonne's cans ushered a young Homer into adulthood lo those many years ago.

 

[-fish-]

OK, beer time

Please fax me some.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Colts on the comeback trail.

 

[-fish-]

Colts on the comeback trail.

I hope they get dysentery.

 

[Guster]

I'm drunk

 

[Ignoramus]

Are customers less snobbish/dickish at trader joes vs whole foods? I'm ready to start ####### punching people in the throat. Not to mention the parking lot cluster #### of #######s creating their own spots and being impatient.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm just gonna assume that my American Dad updates are more interesting than the football game and preserve the friendships.

Great show. Have you gotten into Bob's Burgers yet?

Dig it. Gotta set aside some time to plow through season three in one sitting.

It's tough with my busy schedule.

 

[-fish-]

I'm drunk

Good man. Hooker just a phone call away.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bad news: Chicago Girl dumped my ### earlier this afternoon

What the the hell happened?

We were gonna hang out tonight, so she came over, said she needed to talk about something, so we sat down on my couch. She stammered a little and I asked if this was her breaking up with me. She paused and said yes, I said #### and asked why. Her reason: we had different visions of what we wanted for the future. I asked her what she thought our visions were and she couldn't answer. That was pretty much it

WOMEN!

Miss Yvonne's cans ushered a young Homer into adulthood lo those many years ago.

I can't tell you how many times I've watched that thing.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Are customers less snobbish/dickish at trader joes vs whole foods? I'm ready to start ####### punching people in the throat. Not to mention the parking lot cluster #### of #######s creating their own spots and being impatient.

Seriously?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bad news: Chicago Girl dumped my ### earlier this afternoon

What the the hell happened?

We were gonna hang out tonight, so she came over, said she needed to talk about something, so we sat down on my couch. She stammered a little and I asked if this was her breaking up with me. She paused and said yes, I said #### and asked why. Her reason: we had different visions of what we wanted for the future. I asked her what she thought our visions were and she couldn't answer. That was pretty much it

WOMEN!

Phenomenal show.

I feel like this American Dad thing is something I should look into.

Mrs SLB and myself watched every episode in a couple of months. Some really funny stuff. Now this is MRS. SLB we're talking about. SHE thinks it's funny.

 

[Frostillicus]

Bad news: Chicago Girl dumped my ### earlier this afternoon

What the the hell happened?

We were gonna hang out tonight, so she came over, said she needed to talk about something, so we sat down on my couch. She stammered a little and I asked if this was her breaking up with me. She paused and said yes, I said #### and asked why. Her reason: we had different visions of what we wanted for the future. I asked her what she thought our visions were and she couldn't answer. That was pretty much it

WOMEN!

Miss Yvonne's cans ushered a young Homer into adulthood lo those many years ago.

Debi Sue Voorhees was my muse.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm drunk

I love you.

 

[Frostillicus]

(imagine if I HAD been mop).

Well, you wouldn't have all this worry about kids and stuff.

<_<

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Colts on the comeback trail.

I hope they get dysentery.

I get jokes.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bad news: Chicago Girl dumped my ### earlier this afternoon

What the the hell happened?

We were gonna hang out tonight, so she came over, said she needed to talk about something, so we sat down on my couch. She stammered a little and I asked if this was her breaking up with me. She paused and said yes, I said #### and asked why. Her reason: we had different visions of what we wanted for the future. I asked her what she thought our visions were and she couldn't answer. That was pretty much it

WOMEN!

Phenomenal show.

I feel like this American Dad thing is something I should look into.

Mrs SLB and myself watched every episode in a couple of months. Some really funny stuff. Now this is MRS. SLB we're talking about. SHE thinks it's funny.

The excessively Stan-heavy episodes can be annoying, but any Roger and/or Steve storylines just f###ing kill me. I could watch a three-hour epic involving Wheels and the Legman.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Are customers less snobbish/dickish at trader joes vs whole foods? I'm ready to start ####### punching people in the throat. Not to mention the parking lot cluster #### of #######s creating their own spots and being impatient.

I've never been in a Whole Foods but I know what I like and I like this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Looks like the refs got that half time bribe they were looking for, GM.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bob's Burgers never hooked me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Best selfies ever....some moderately nsfw

 

[mr roboto]

Would getting on Eminence's ignore list be considered a good thing?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bob's Burgers never hooked me.

It's always enjoyable, but doesn't get a lot of LOL moments from me.

 

[-fish-]

Bob's Burgers never hooked me.

Maybe the crossover with Archer would help

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Are customers less snobbish/dickish at trader joes vs whole foods? I'm ready to start ####### punching people in the throat. Not to mention the parking lot cluster #### of #######s creating their own spots and being impatient.

I've seen that before. Realest video ever.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Would getting on Eminence's ignore list be considered a good thing?

Yeah. You're winning.

Walk away.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Are customers less snobbish/dickish at trader joes vs whole foods? I'm ready to start ####### punching people in the throat. Not to mention the parking lot cluster #### of #######s creating their own spots and being impatient.

I was commenting on the fact that it was posted on this very page.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Are customers less snobbish/dickish at trader joes vs whole foods? I'm ready to start ####### punching people in the throat. Not to mention the parking lot cluster #### of #######s creating their own spots and being impatient.

And by that I mean the last page.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

(imagine if I HAD been mop).

Well, you wouldn't have all this worry about kids and stuff.

 

[Ignoramus]

Are customers less snobbish/dickish at trader joes vs whole foods? I'm ready to start ####### punching people in the throat. Not to mention the parking lot cluster #### of #######s creating their own spots and being impatient.

 

[Guster]

I'm drunk

Good man. Hooker just a phone call away.

Crazy came over to console me

 

[Abraham]

Did Godzooks get laid or what?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Colts D playing well here, huh?

 

[-fish-]

I'm drunk

Good man. Hooker just a phone call away.

Crazy came over to console me

good choices already. proud to know you.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm drunk

Good man. Hooker just a phone call away.

Crazy came over to console me

YES YES YES!!!

 

[Guster]

Bob's Burgers never hooked me.

It's always enjoyable, but doesn't get a lot of LOL moments from me.

It's hit or miss for me but some of the episodes are really really good

 

[Ignoramus]

Did Godzooks get laid or what?

I think he's sad because he only got to #### one new chick so far this weekend. T&Ps are needed.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bob's Burgers never hooked me.

Maybe the crossover with Archer would help

I know this is blaspheme but I'm not a huge Archer fan either.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Are customers less snobbish/dickish at trader joes vs whole foods? I'm ready to start ####### punching people in the throat. Not to mention the parking lot cluster #### of #######s creating their own spots and being impatient.

Oh.

I also think Froggy Fresh (aka Krispy Kreme) and Money Maker Mike are geniuses. They may be my favorite's after Nelly, Ice-T, NWA and the whole Compton posse.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm drunk

Good man. Hooker just a phone call away.

Crazy came over to console me

YES YES YES!!!

This reminds me a lot of how my life doesn't go when I piss off Mrs. SLB.

Did Godzooks get laid or what?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Did Godzooks get laid or what?

I'm going with the assumption that he's still laying the lumber.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bob's Burgers never hooked me.

Maybe the crossover with Archer would help

I know this is blaspheme but I'm not a huge Archer fan either.

Well now you're just being an idiot.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yelling at a spider. Vocals sound like one of those bands EvilGrin likes.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

That guy with the PB&J on his head is an American ####### hero.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

HFS

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bob's Burgers never hooked me.

Maybe the crossover with Archer would help

I know this is blaspheme but I'm not a huge Archer fan either.

Well now you're just being an idiot.

Now?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Are customers less snobbish/dickish at trader joes vs whole foods? I'm ready to start ####### punching people in the throat. Not to mention the parking lot cluster #### of #######s creating their own spots and being impatient.

OMG that's the greatest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Frostillicus]

(imagine if I HAD been mop).

Well, you wouldn't have all this worry about kids and stuff.

THANK YOU

 

[bostonfred]

Best selfies ever....some moderately nsfw

Homer Jesus Simpson