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[krista4]

Mel Kuiper just called Winston " a once in a lifetime QB, like Andrew Luck"

this story sucks

Well thanks for the depression. That is absolutely ####ty. Wonder if it had anything to do with the guy who he put in lockup.

That seems to be what the story is suggesting, but who knows who else he pissed off the day before, week before, etc.

Crazy that in this day in age they don't seem to have any real leads

Yeah it is nuts, what makes it harder is middle of the night in the middle of nowhere. Really sad sad story.

Very sad.

 

[mr roboto]

I don't know why it would have anything to do with a drunk 1-armed man who was currently locked up.

 

[krista4]

Gus's Fried Chicken opened in Austin today. Y'all go there.

 

[General Malaise]

Wife got a gift card to OG from her work. Bonus Biiiiiitches! Service was terrific. Food feels like I swallowed Fettuccini Al Leado. Christ almighty....I am uncomfortable.

 

[kevzilla]

I ate at Kerry Simon's burger place today. I hope Mr. Krista won't have me drawn and quartered.

 

[krista4]

I ate at Kerry Simon's burger place today. I hope Mr. Krista won't have me drawn and quartered.

Good news! Neither of us had ever heard of him. Just looked him up and Mr. krista said, "Looks like a #####, but what do I know."

How was the burger?

 

[Guster]

Kid's school is already canceled for tomorrow due to it being about the temp of an average winter day in Minnesota

 

[Guster]

Best twitter feed going?

 

[Osaurus]

Little foggy on the field...front moving through

 

[Osaurus]

Best twitter feed going?

So timely

 

[Mr.Pack]

kid stuck back east. she was booked on the one and only flight that was getting out of syracuse today, but it was going to be delayed three hours and she had to connect through O'Hare. they couldn't guarantee getting her on a plane today, and since she's unaccompanied she can't have an overnight. she had 200th priority for rebooking, so she's scheduled to fly out on Thursday now.

Yikes, sorry bro.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This datonn guy is a real weirdo.

Grown men who play frisbee golf are the worst kinds of people on the planet.

I bet they all live in crappy town and make sure they have jobs that give them access to kids too.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Wife got a gift card to OG from her work. Bonus Biiiiiitches! Service was terrific. Food feels like I swallowed Fettuccini Al Leado. Christ almighty....I am uncomfortable.

Hang in there, Miloš.

 

[Frostillicus]

Kid's school is already canceled for tomorrow due to it being about the temp of an average winter day in Minnesota

My kid as well. Which is kind of weird because it's supposed to be 3 out during the day tomorrow which is totally manageable for Minnesota. I'm guessing it's more because it's going to be colder than -20 tonight and none of the buses and/or cars will start. I already know I'm working from home again tomorrow since I park outside all day and there's no way that car is going to start after the cold tonight.

 

[mr roboto]

My wife boiled a pot of water and made me throw it in the air outside to test the theory that it would flash freeze into snow. It didn't, like I said it wouldn't (not cold enough) and I burned my hand.

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife boiled a pot of water and made me throw it in the air outside to test the theory that it would flash freeze into snow. It didn't, like I said it wouldn't (not cold enough) and I burned my hand.

I did this today. Ruled.

 

[Guster]

My wife boiled a pot of water and made me throw it in the air outside to test the theory that it would flash freeze into snow. It didn't, like I said it wouldn't (not cold enough) and I burned my hand.

 

[mr roboto]

My wife boiled a pot of water and made me throw it in the air outside to test the theory that it would flash freeze into snow. It didn't, like I said it wouldn't (not cold enough) and I burned my hand.

I did this today. Ruled.

Did it work? Most of the water I didn't dump on my hand fell to the ground as water. Some turned into steam.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mel Kuiper just called Winston " a once in a lifetime QB, like Andrew Luck"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Kid's school is already canceled for tomorrow due to it being about the temp of an average winter day in Minnesota

Got the call AND AN EMAIL around 12: here. That's a pretty nice perk for a kid getting that much advanced notice. I remember having to shower and get dressed while listening to the intently radio. Sometimes you would hear a GB's school called off but not yours. That always sucked. I'm sure many of you are loving weatherchat but this is strange #### for around here. It's - 9f here so we about 25 degrees colder than most people around here think of as cold.

 

[Guster]

Kid's school is already canceled for tomorrow due to it being about the temp of an average winter day in Minnesota

Got the call AND AN EMAIL around 12: here. That's a pretty nice perk for a kid getting that much advanced notice. I remember having to shower and dress listening to t

Exactly

 

[kevzilla]

I ate at Kerry Simon's burger place today. I hope Mr. Krista won't have me drawn and quartered.

Good news! Neither of us had ever heard of him. Just looked him up and Mr. krista said, "Looks like a #####, but what do I know."

How was the burger?

He's one of those celebrity chefs. Won on Iron Chef at the age of 24 and has been dining out on it (ahem) ever since.

The burger was fine, but the Cap'n Crunch milkshake was awesome, like drinking your childhood.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Mel Kuiper just called Winston " a once in a lifetime QB, like Andrew Luck"

Kuiper. Nice. Is that Dutch?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Kid's school is already canceled for tomorrow due to it being about the temp of an average winter day in Minnesota

Got the call AND AN EMAIL around 12: here. That's a pretty nice perk for a kid getting that much advanced notice. I remember having to shower and dress listening to t

Exactly

Couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[Guster]

Mel Kuiper just called Winston " a once in a lifetime QB, like Andrew Luck"

Kuiper. Nice. Is that Dutch?

He's the Fox Sports 1 version of Mel Kiper

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife boiled a pot of water and made me throw it in the air outside to test the theory that it would flash freeze into snow. It didn't, like I said it wouldn't (not cold enough) and I burned my hand.

I did this today. Ruled.

Did it work? Most of the water I didn't dump on my hand fell to the ground as water. Some turned into steam.

Mostly. Got about half snow, half steam, and half water.

 

[mr roboto]

My wife boiled a pot of water and made me throw it in the air outside to test the theory that it would flash freeze into snow. It didn't, like I said it wouldn't (not cold enough) and I burned my hand.

I did this today. Ruled.

Did it work? Most of the water I didn't dump on my hand fell to the ground as water. Some turned into steam.

Mostly. Got about half snow, half steam, and half water.

What about the other half?

 

[Frostillicus]

Signed up for the Jeopardy test tomorrow.

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife boiled a pot of water and made me throw it in the air outside to test the theory that it would flash freeze into snow. It didn't, like I said it wouldn't (not cold enough) and I burned my hand.

I did this today. Ruled.

Did it work? Most of the water I didn't dump on my hand fell to the ground as water. Some turned into steam.

Mostly. Got about half snow, half steam, and half water.

What about the other half?

pee

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Signed up for the Jeopardy test tomorrow.

online test?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Kid's school is already canceled for tomorrow due to it being about the temp of an average winter day in Minnesota

Got the call AND AN EMAIL around 12: here. That's a pretty nice perk for a kid getting that much advanced notice. I remember having to shower and dress listening to t

Exactly

Sorry had prematuepostulation.

 

[kevzilla]

Signed up for the Jeopardy test tomorrow.

Tread lightly. You're working Tanner's side of the street, GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I took a ambien and it was really har to type on my phone.

 

[krista4]

I ate at Kerry Simon's burger place today. I hope Mr. Krista won't have me drawn and quartered.

Good news! Neither of us had ever heard of him. Just looked him up and Mr. krista said, "Looks like a #####, but what do I know."

How was the burger?

He's one of those celebrity chefs. Won on Iron Chef at the age of 24 and has been dining out on it (ahem) ever since.

The burger was fine, but the Cap'n Crunch milkshake was awesome, like drinking your childhood.

I looked him up and he's 58. I'm sure Iron Chef didn't exist when he was 24.

OK, looked him up again. He lost on Iron Chef in 2001 but won on Iron Chef America in 2005.

That milkshake sounds awesome.

 

[Frostillicus]

Signed up for the Jeopardy test tomorrow.

online test?

Yes. I've taken it twice before. It mostly just turns into me panicking and forgetting basic facts I could tell you 99.9% of the time with ease, just not right then.

 

[Guster]

I took a ambien and it was really har to type on my phone.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm just going to stop trying to defend my hometown.

This broad got her picture on the front page for dropping the first frog of 2014.

Mother of first baby of 2014 also a felon at large By THE BAKERSFIELD CALIFORNIANFor Robin Faye Howard, the pain didn’t end with childbirth.

Mother of Bakersfield’s first baby of 2014, Howard was arrested Jan. 2 on an outstanding warrant in connection with selling methamphetamine. She’s spent the past three days in custody, separated from her 6-day-old daughter, Addison.

There's more but I'm not an online subscriber.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Signed up for the Jeopardy test tomorrow.

online test?

Yes. I've taken it twice before. It mostly just turns into me panicking and forgetting basic facts I could tell you 99.9% of the time with ease, just not right then.

Set up a Skype or Face Time and I'll help you cheat.

 

[Frostillicus]

Signed up for the Jeopardy test tomorrow.

online test?

Yes. I've taken it twice before. It mostly just turns into me panicking and forgetting basic facts I could tell you 99.9% of the time with ease, just not right then.

Set up a Skype or Face Time and I'll help you cheat.

I don't think we can pull that off once I make it to the show.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Signed up for the Jeopardy test tomorrow.

online test?

Yes. I've taken it twice before. It mostly just turns into me panicking and forgetting basic facts I could tell you 99.9% of the time with ease, just not right then.

Set up a Skype or Face Time and I'll help you cheat.

I don't think we can pull that off once I make it to the show.

It's just like Harvard...the hardest part is getting in.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ATTN: YSR/OBGYN

Women who drank a glass of wine a week while pregnant had children who were more well adjusted than women who didn’t drink at all, says a new study.

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2014/01/04/study-moms-who-drink-wine-while-pregnant-have-better-behaved-kids/

 

[mr roboto]

I HATE group texts. My MIL likes to group text like people use Facebook or twitter. One today to all the kids and spouses...

MIL: After sitting at O'Hare all day, flight finally canceled! Flying out of Midway tomorrow.

BIL1: Bummer!

SIL1: Sorry to hear that!

And so on, like 7-8 responses more, then this...

BIL2: This should cheer you up mom! (Posts video of his 1 year old son pointing to body parts 'Where's your... EYE?' *kid points to eye*. 'Where's your... EAR?' *kid points to ear*)

mr roboto: Ask the kid to point to his weiner.

SIL2 (kids mom): Stop it! He's one!

20 minutes of silence

mr roboto: sorry, he's adorable. I love him!

5 more texts about how adorable he is from everyone.

This family doesn't like sarcasm or humor in general. I think my MIL is going to be mad. She already hates me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I think these Auburners are up to something.

 

[krista4]

I HATE group texts. My MIL likes to group text like people use Facebook or twitter. One today to all the kids and spouses...

MIL: After sitting at O'Hare all day, flight finally canceled! Flying out of Midway tomorrow.

BIL1: Bummer!

SIL1: Sorry to hear that!

And so on, like 7-8 responses more, then this...

BIL2: This should cheer you up mom! (Posts video of his 1 year old son pointing to body parts 'Where's your... EYE?' *kid points to eye*. 'Where's your... EAR?' *kid points to ear*)

mr roboto: Ask the kid to point to his weiner.

SIL2 (kids mom): Stop it! He's one!

20 minutes of silence

mr roboto: sorry, he's adorable. I love him!

5 more texts about how adorable he is from everyone.

This family doesn't like sarcasm or humor in general. I think my MIL is going to be mad. She already hates me.

 

[Frostillicus]

I HATE group texts. My MIL likes to group text like people use Facebook or twitter. One today to all the kids and spouses...

MIL: After sitting at O'Hare all day, flight finally canceled! Flying out of Midway tomorrow.

BIL1: Bummer!

SIL1: Sorry to hear that!

And so on, like 7-8 responses more, then this...

BIL2: This should cheer you up mom! (Posts video of his 1 year old son pointing to body parts 'Where's your... EYE?' *kid points to eye*. 'Where's your... EAR?' *kid points to ear*)

mr roboto: Ask the kid to point to his weiner.

SIL2 (kids mom): Stop it! He's one!

20 minutes of silence

mr roboto: sorry, he's adorable. I love him!

5 more texts about how adorable he is from everyone.

This family doesn't like sarcasm or humor in general. I think my MIL is going to be mad. She already hates me.

Throw boiling water on her. Tell her it's ok, it'll turn into snow.

 

[mr roboto]

My wife just told me that I can't respond to group texts from her family if I'm going to treat it like my message board.

 

[Tecumseh]

Commence final episode of Breaking Bad....NOW!

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Commence final episode of Breaking Bad....NOW!

I wish I could watch it again for the first time.

 

[General Malaise]

My wife just told me that I can't respond to group texts from her family if I'm going to treat it like my message board.

your wife just gave you a time out.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Commence final episode of Breaking Bad....NOW!

We're on season 3,episode 11 I believe. It's a fine show but I have to wonder if the writers get a "flashback" bonus or something.