GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[Drifter]

I had about a half jar of roasted spicy red peppers with some chicken Italian sausage for dinner last night. I just pooped and it looked like Red Velvet cake.

That is all.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Educational and fairly humorous: The Pronhub team does a reddit "ask me anything".

The link in there for top pron searches by country is pretty funny too.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My brother is working with an auction company who is removing all of the vending equipment out of the Metrodome before it is demolished. He's there right now.

Here's a pic of the inside of the ####tiest pro stadium in America, field removed, seats beginning to be removed.

I won't miss that place, but it's pretty weird it's going to be gone.

Weird it's been around as long as it has.

Good f'n riddance.

I'm texting my brother to see how they are disposing of the seats, or if they will auction them off. I'd love to have a small row of them (4-8) for a rec room.

My brother is getting 4 seats from Candlestick.

Cool

"krista4 and YSR like this."

Huh

 

[T Bell]

My brother is working with an auction company who is removing all of the vending equipment out of the Metrodome before it is demolished. He's there right now.

Here's a pic of the inside of the ####tiest pro stadium in America, field removed, seats beginning to be removed.

Scene of the Redskins' last Super Bowl win. RIP Humphdome, we hardly knew 'ye.

 

[General Malaise]

There's a Velveeta shortage. I am unaffected.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There's a Velveeta shortage. I am unaffected.

Sounds like Kraft is lying about this.

 

[T Bell]

I really thought she stole the remote.

Sounded a lot like the stolen raisins story on Seinfeld.

This is how you know I have a young kid.

 

[T Bell]

My brother is working with an auction company who is removing all of the vending equipment out of the Metrodome before it is demolished. He's there right now.

Here's a pic of the inside of the ####tiest pro stadium in America, field removed, seats beginning to be removed.

$5.99 a seat I've heard.

How much for the right field trashbag?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My brother is working with an auction company who is removing all of the vending equipment out of the Metrodome before it is demolished. He's there right now.

Here's a pic of the inside of the ####tiest pro stadium in America, field removed, seats beginning to be removed.

$5.99 a seat I've heard.

How much for the right field trashbag?

I think someone already got it. Didn't hear a price.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Great day today. Cos, not sure if you were shammered on your vodka kombucha by this point in our evening, but at the ball game we talked about me listing the house and moving. You said "Go for it" (maybe out of genuine support, maybe out of disinterest) so I said "What the heck" and we finally got it listed last night. Realtor said our asking price was high so we have a contingency plan to lease it out if we don't get any action. After listing last night we've had two showings this morning and another later today and one of the morning ones is interested. Not getting too amped up, but am very happy at this point. Then a little while ago, my boss tells me he's applying for another position within the company and he thinks I should take over the operations management role of his position. I'm nervous as hell and have tremendous self-doubt... I've been with the company (and the industry, itself) barely two years now and I'll be the first to tell you how green I am. So much I don't know about the business. I'm flattered as hell that he would consider me but very nervous about the prospect. I had similar apprehension when they hired me. Came from a family business doing $2MM in sales and then I'm the Controller for a $350MM business. I would drive to work with butterflies and had to remind myself that I went through a battery of interviews and was completely honest on my résumé and throughout the application and interview process and that I was hired for a reason. I guess the same thing applies here... Sorry for the rambling and the "look at me!" posting. I'm happy, nervous, emotional and more nervous all at the same time.

Good luck.

I'll find out about a potential promotion in 2 weeks. I'm not expecting it, but will be disappointed if I don't get it at the same time

Still waiting on actual $ increase

Increase finally went into effect on the first of the year (stupid corporate BS reasons).

 

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Educational and fairly humorous: The Pronhub team does a reddit "ask me anything".

The link in there for top pron searches by country is pretty funny too.

PAKISTAN:

• pakistani
• indian
• beeg
• sister
• girls peeing in bed

 

[Steve Tasker]

Someone help me upload a video here. I took a blizzard shot video for Uni and can't figure out how to upload it to Youtube. It says it's a .mov file, but when I upload it, Youtube tells me it is not a supported file type.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Sucks that the sound was way too low, but no way I was re-shooting it. She was standing too far away and the wind was too loud.

I said something to the effect of "Oh, hello Uni. You may notice that there's a blizzard. That's just what we do around here. Today I'm drinking Bushmills"

 

[-fish-]

There's about an equal possibility that I get a raise or get laid off within the next two weeks. It's a little unnerving.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There's about an equal possibility that I get a raise or get laid off within the next two weeks. It's a little unnerving.

Atta boy!/Ouch

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

 

[mr roboto]

My brother is working with an auction company who is removing all of the vending equipment out of the Metrodome before it is demolished. He's there right now.

Here's a pic of the inside of the ####tiest pro stadium in America, field removed, seats beginning to be removed.

$5.99 a seat I've heard.

Try $60.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My brother is working with an auction company who is removing all of the vending equipment out of the Metrodome before it is demolished. He's there right now.

Here's a pic of the inside of the ####tiest pro stadium in America, field removed, seats beginning to be removed.

$5.99 a seat I've heard.

Try $60.

No thanks. Maybe there's another seller?

 

[krista4]

Where did you grow up Krista?

Why? Did I say something weird?

No. I'm just trying to understand how a successful woman like yourself has that many redneck people from their home town.

Oh yeah. Southern Indiana, suburb of Louisville.

Huge public high school.

Jeffersonville?

No. The Red Devils were our biggest rivals.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh "huge" is a huge public HS in Shelbyville?

 

[mr roboto]

My brother is working with an auction company who is removing all of the vending equipment out of the Metrodome before it is demolished. He's there right now.

Here's a pic of the inside of the ####tiest pro stadium in America, field removed, seats beginning to be removed.

$5.99 a seat I've heard.

Try $60.

No thanks. Maybe there's another seller?

A sign company from Fridkey got the contract. http://m.startribune.com/?id=237545101

I was going to buy 4 but that's too much. You have to fill out a form, wait for a call to give them your cc # then they tell you when to show up to pick them up.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ironically $60 is more than most people would have paid to actually sit in the seat and watch the Vikes this season.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I got a semi-. I'm not sure if it was the Bushmills or the chest hair.

 

[mr roboto]

Ironically $60 is more than most people would have paid to actually sit in the seat and watch the Vikes this season.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Ironically $60 is more than most people would have paid to actually sit in the seat and watch the Vikes this season.

That's $95. $60 is the upgrade to sit in the seat and not HAVE to watch the Vikes.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ironically $60 is more than most people would have paid to actually sit in the seat and watch the Vikes this season.

That's $95. $60 is the upgrade to sit in the seat and not HAVE to watch the Vikes.

As my dad always used to joke "You're going to Tulsa? What's second prize? TWO trips to Tulsa?"

 

[krista4]

Oh "huge" is a huge public HS in Shelbyville?

What is this, The Simpsons? No.

 

[mr roboto]

Ironically $60 is more than most people would have paid to actually sit in the seat and watch the Vikes this season.

That's $95. $60 is the upgrade to sit in the seat and not HAVE to watch the Vikes.

As my dad always used to joke "You're going to Tulsa? What's second prize? TWO trips to Tulsa?"

Wait, where do you live again?

 

[UniAlias]

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Ironically $60 is more than most people would have paid to actually sit in the seat and watch the Vikes this season.

That's $95. $60 is the upgrade to sit in the seat and not HAVE to watch the Vikes.

As my dad always used to joke "You're going to Tulsa? What's second prize? TWO trips to Tulsa?"

How many generations have lived in Bakersfield?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

effin bots

 

[mr roboto]

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[krista4]

Oh "huge" is a huge public HS in Shelbyville?

What is this, The Simpsons? No.

Fewer people than I thought but still pretty big. I'm a proud alum of WNAS radio/TV station.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My brother is working with an auction company who is removing all of the vending equipment out of the Metrodome before it is demolished. He's there right now.

Here's a pic of the inside of the ####tiest pro stadium in America, field removed, seats beginning to be removed.

$5.99 a seat I've heard.

Try $60.

No thanks. Maybe there's another seller?

A sign company from Fridkey got the contract. http://m.startribune.com/?id=237545101

I was going to buy 4 but that's too much. You have to fill out a form, wait for a call to give them your cc # then they tell you when to show up to pick them up.

Worst seats ever. Someone told me the $5.99 rate and I still didn't want any.

 

[Tecumseh]

It's also pretty chilly here in Calif

The rest of the country

Stole Spiderman from ya for facebooking purposes. I did not cite my sources.

Same.

 

[mr roboto]

My brother is working with an auction company who is removing all of the vending equipment out of the Metrodome before it is demolished. He's there right now.

Here's a pic of the inside of the ####tiest pro stadium in America, field removed, seats beginning to be removed.

$5.99 a seat I've heard.

Try $60.

No thanks. Maybe there's another seller?

A sign company from Fridkey got the contract. http://m.startribune.com/?id=237545101

I was going to buy 4 but that's too much. You have to fill out a form, wait for a call to give them your cc # then they tell you when to show up to pick them up.

Worst seats ever. Someone told me the $5.99 rate and I still didn't want any.

Yea, I would have done it for 10-15 a seat for the nostalgia, but forget that.

 

[Drifter]

My brother is working with an auction company who is removing all of the vending equipment out of the Metrodome before it is demolished. He's there right now.

Here's a pic of the inside of the ####tiest pro stadium in America, field removed, seats beginning to be removed.

$5.99 a seat I've heard.

Try $60.

No thanks. Maybe there's another seller?

A sign company from Fridkey got the contract.http://m.startribune.com/?id=237545101

I was going to buy 4 but that's too much. You have to fill out a form, wait for a call to give them your cc # then they tell you when to show up to pick them up.

Worst seats ever. Someone told me the $5.99 rate and I still didn't want any.

Yea, I would have done it for 10-15 a seat for the nostalgia, but forget that.

They aren't going to want to hold onto those things for long and they aren't going to sell them. I'd wait and then make them an offer of 4 for $60. If they say no, leave them your number and tell them to call you before they take what's left to the dump.

 

[heckmanm]

Nice pelt, Austin Powers

 

[General Malaise]

How much for a urinal?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I really thought she stole the remote.

Sounded a lot like the stolen raisins story on Seinfeld.

This is how you know I have a young kid.

austin rules

 

[Mr.Pack]

Hang in the Leroy, crazy situation.

 

[kevzilla]

Oh "huge" is a huge public HS in Shelbyville?

What is this, The Simpsons? No.

Fewer people than I thought but still pretty big. I'm a proud alum of WNAS radio/TV station.

Notable Alumni

krista4 - Nicaraguan real-estate magnate and itinerant attorney.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

How much for a urinal?

You mean a trough?

 

[Annyong]

Awesome 's Uni

 

[Frostillicus]

How much for a urinal?

You mean a trough?

Effin' noob.

 

[Drifter]

How much for a urinal?

You mean a trough?

Did they do center of the room troughs? Folsom field in Boulder had middle of the room troughs when I was in college where you would piss across from other guys pissing. Probably great if you wanted to check out people who didn't drive Volvos..

 

[Annyong]

I would buy seats from Wrigley Field. Or troughs.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Was in the Bay Area for a raider game and my buddies bday. He is not an attractive man. Think Homer Simpson/Marty Feldman. After the tailgate/game/dinner and drinking excessively for over 12 hours he declares it's time for some #####. Huh? How is he going to get this I think to myself?

Whores!!

We go to a "massage" parlor. 100% asianed. They line up the girls for us to choose, we all select one, and they run off somewhere. but here's where it got weird. The madam, a withered ancient crone, yells at us(every communication from her was in the form of yelling) YOU! YOU!! TAKE CHOWAH NOW!! She grabs my arm and pulls me into a locker room style shower set up. She points at the shower and starts pulling on my clothes. I am HAMMERED. I think to myself, the no way I'm ####### miyagis grandma. I strip and get in the shower, bringing my money with me. The shower feels wonderful!! Apparently, I stand there too long, because the madam comes and smacks my back/### and yells at me to GET OUT, THIS NOT YOUR ####### HOUSE, HERWIE UP!!!

As I walk out holding my clothes awkwardly, she stops me. YOU QWUEEN?? She them proceeds to inspect my junk to the envy of any urologist. She grunts her approval and points me to a door, YOU mASSAGE NOW, HERRWIE UP!! is in the air. I lay down on my stomach, girl proceeds to half heartily rub my shoulders for about 14 seconds, she then puts her cooter an inch or 2 from my face, and only semi yells, YOU WANT!? It smells like a Goodyear factory or maybe where they make cheap pool rafts.

The scent encourages me to ask for head first. Whiskey **** is in full effect she does her damnedest to get him up and at attention, and bless her, she does it! At this point, she slaps a rubber on it, defeating most of her hard work. And I can hear my friend giggling like a school girl in the next room, that's not helping either. She earns her money furiously trying to prop up my beleaguered member, I swear she tried to gnaw on it to get a reaction. Sweating slightly she gives up and screams at me, YOU TOO DWUNK, YOU STUPID, YOU DWINK TOO MUCH!!

I lay back, dreaming of the wonderful hot shower, I proceed to pass out, naked, on her table. I awaken when I sense the lights being blocked out, I panic, thinking I'm being smothered by a plastic dragon, turns out the little trooper was giving it one more try thinking that a 69 position would help the situation. It did not, my ####### friend is still giggling like he's watching dumb and dumber. I crawl out from under the plastic dragon and thank her and ask if I can have an actual massage, she laughs and runs out of the room.

Miyagis grandma appears. She is NOT happy. WHY YOU COME HEHRHE?? STUPID BOY!! YOU **** NO WORLLK!! Followed by maniacal laughter. She points to the lobby, I ask if I can shower again. More maniacal laughter, CHOWER PHO GERRWWLS, NOT. YOU. Walks away laughing....

Good times

for posterity...that thread is doomed

how do spoilers work?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Friggin' Buffalinos.