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[St. Louis Bob]

35 page update?

Cancer sucks.

Krista lives somewhere and has the hat finally

Tre got the thread deleted for a couple hours

Bill got a new grill. (Band name?)

Jobs were offered, accepted, and quit

Rovers daughter is eating dinner with homer in Chicago.

Thanks.

Sorry Thorn/Thornmom. Good luck Leeroy, you'll be on my mind. Hang in there Roverfish. I would be going out of my mind right now. I hope your daughter gets home safe soon. Sorry if I missed anybody else, sort of skimmed the last 40 pages or so.

I'm also a big fan of Red Bull & Vodka. A couple of those bastards can make a good night, a great night.

 

[strykerpks]

While I was away, I got a massive SS package from stryper. He really went above and beyond:

A fifth of Wisconsin KinicKinic whisky (premium stuff, very nice)

Microfiber thin duster

A pair of "Drink Wisconsibly" coozies (Its last call... again)

Portable six-pack cooler

Stack of either blank cds/dvds or I'm Nesbitting them in the player

A strap contraption that allows me to single-handedly move a sofa like Tre

"Breaking the Surface" a Greg Louganis biography (First edition!!!)

A vinyl LP by Tom Waits - "Tales from the Underground, Vol. 4"

A Beer Bell that allows me to ring for a beer without having to speak ( I only wish it came with earmuffs, so I didn't hear the wife ##### when I beer summon her)

Great Job, thanks so much.

Way late on this but you're welcome!

(the dvds are blank)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I'm turning into the kind of person who doesn't like coors light miller lite bud light etc.

This is horrible.

Don't be that guy.

Believe me, I don't want this.

I have an uncle that actually prefers Natural Light. We used to drink it like mad men in college. (Off topic, I heard this is Boardwalk Empire last season if you're a fan. Only making 5 more episodes). One night 6 of us split two hits of acid and went through a case a piece and still wanted more. It was glorious.

 

[Osaurus]

2 weeks to my Wisconsalypse Adventure.....yay!

 

[Abraham]

Stryker - pm

Bob - I asked about you a few pages ago and was told you were like Jack Nicholson in the shining with a bad case of cabin fever.

 

[krista4]

Today's "getting old sucks" update: two friends whose dads died, one whose grandmother died, one whose mother is in surgery, and one whose sister and nephew are about to die of cancer. On the plus side one friend who had a baby.

This starts to look more and more like a typical day. Blows. I'm going to bed.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I think I'm turning into the kind of person who doesn't like coors light miller lite bud light etc.

This is horrible.

Don't be that guy.

Believe me, I don't want this.

I like good beer, but I drink a million beers in a sitting. So, sometimes I like to have a few good beers and then transition to the water beers when I go into maximum overdrive.

 

[Abraham]

Everyone quit dying please. Thanks.

 

[General Malaise]

Yeah getting old and cancer are horrid. My buddy Judson from Dallas is down to his final days. Guy fought like a brave for a year but has given up. He is 41. I will be going to Dallas soon...too soon. I'm thankful I saw him last year for the super bowl to say goodbye to him when he was of sound mind. Brain tumors have robbed him of that dignity now. He will leave behind a wife, no kids and numerous friends. I am honored to be one of them. Sigh....

 

[strykerpks]

I have an uncle that actually prefers Natural Light. We used to drink it like mad men in college. (Off topic, I heard this is Boardwalk Empire last season if you're a fan. Only making 5 more episodes). One night 6 of us split two hits of acid and went through a case a piece and still wanted more. It was glorious.

Are you sure? I thought it was season 5 but would be a normal length :snicker:

Stryker - pm

Bob - I asked about you a few pages ago and was told you were like Jack Nicholson in the shining with a bad case of cabin fever.

Yeah, nothing yet, sorry

I like good beer, but I drink a million beers in a sitting. So, sometimes I like to have a few good beers and then transition to the water beers when I go into maximum overdrive.

This

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Stryker - pm

Bob - I asked about you a few pages ago and was told you were like Jack Nicholson in the shining with a bad case of cabin fever.

No, just working a lot. I'm way past that though.

Today's "getting old sucks" update: two friends whose dads died, one whose grandmother died, one whose mother is in surgery, and one whose sister and nephew are about to die of cancer. On the plus side one friend who had a baby.

This starts to look more and more like a typical day. Blows. I'm going to bed.

Sorry to hear GB and sorry about your former co-worker. I'll call you later.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yeah getting old and cancer are horrid. My buddy Judson from Dallas is down to his final days. Guy fought like a brave for a year but has given up. He is 41. I will be going to Dallas soon...too soon. I'm thankful I saw him last year for the super bowl to say goodbye to him when he was of sound mind. Brain tumors have robbed him of that dignity now. He will leave behind a wife, no kids and numerous friends. I am honored to be one of them. Sigh....

Well ####. So sorry GB. You've been a good friend to him. He's lucky to have that.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

He built a beautiful cement basement with two rooms and a larger open area. Then, he ran out of money and frantically put a roof on it "temporarily"

Did your best friend live next door in a pineapple?

I meant to * a million at this.

Hang in there GB's.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have an uncle that actually prefers Natural Light. We used to drink it like mad men in college. (Off topic, I heard this is Boardwalk Empire last season if you're a fan. Only making 5 more episodes). One night 6 of us split two hits of acid and went through a case a piece and still wanted more. It was glorious.

Are you sure? I thought it was season 5 but would be a normal length :snicker:

I don't watch it, I heard a Mike Evans on the radio today say he just talked to the producer and that was it. I doubt any of you know who Mike is but I know he's syndicated. I would love to party with this guy. This doesn't do it justice. The stories he has are incredible. Plus he's likes to smoke pot and drinks wine during every segment at night. Funny as hell.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I think I'm turning into the kind of person who doesn't like coors light miller lite bud light etc.

This is horrible.

Don't be that guy.

Believe me, I don't want this.

I have an uncle that actually prefers Natural Light. We used to drink it like mad men in college. (Off topic, I heard this is Boardwalk Empire last season if you're a fan. Only making 5 more episodes). One night 6 of us split two hits of acid and went through a case a piece and still wanted more. It was glorious.

That was my wife's grandfather's beer of choice. I can see him in his lawn chair, fishing pole in hand, natty light by his side. I don't know if he ever experienced it in all of its hallucinogenic glory though

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I heard a story today and it reminded me of this experience...

I'm not sure how it was where you guys grew up but when I was a kid we hung around others from the neighborhood, not necessarily who you went to school with.

So when we were 14-15 and were allowed to move around more, we started hanging with buddies we played select soccer and stuff with that lived nearby. The great thing about this was now there was access to chicks from the other schools. I was striking out like Pete Weber with my school so I really welcomed this.

I'm still very good friends with a lot of these guys/gals to this day. There was however this one gal, "Susie". She was blond, large breasts, pretty smart and a slut. All things I really like. The best thing of all is her mom was a divorcee and rarely home. When she was home, she never cared if we partied there. Very good looking woman. Anyhow, Susie nailed most of my GB's. I got close once but she sobered up I guess and thought "WTF am I doing!!? Bob is kind of crazy!". I was even more of an idiot back then.

About twelve years later, a GB calls and says a bunch of the old crowd it getting together at a bar downtown. Oh yeah I'm in. I was surprised when Susie showed up though because I had heard she had a job in Colorado(?). She sits down next to me we talk and I'm feeling really good about myself with all of my economic success. That's when I feel a rumble in my belly. Oh no, I have to poop. I start weighing my option when a fart slips out. A really smelly fart. I panic. I looked like Ralphie "Flick, Flick who?". She then points her finger at me and somehow combines laughter with horror "IT'S BOB!!".

I've permanently erased the rest from my mind.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I'm turning into the kind of person who doesn't like coors light miller lite bud light etc.

This is horrible.

Don't be that guy.

Believe me, I don't want this.

I have an uncle that actually prefers Natural Light. We used to drink it like mad men in college. (Off topic, I heard this is Boardwalk Empire last season if you're a fan. Only making 5 more episodes). One night 6 of us split two hits of acid and went through a case a piece and still wanted more. It was glorious.

That was my wife's grandfather's beer of choice. I can see him in his lawn chair, fishing pole in hand, natty light by his side. I don't know if he ever experienced it in all of its hallucinogenic glory though

Give him just a little shroom or something.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I think I'm turning into the kind of person who doesn't like coors light miller lite bud light etc.

This is horrible.

Don't be that guy.

Believe me, I don't want this.

I have an uncle that actually prefers Natural Light. We used to drink it like mad men in college. (Off topic, I heard this is Boardwalk Empire last season if you're a fan. Only making 5 more episodes). One night 6 of us split two hits of acid and went through a case a piece and still wanted more. It was glorious.

That was my wife's grandfather's beer of choice. I can see him in his lawn chair, fishing pole in hand, natty light by his side. I don't know if he ever experienced it in all of its hallucinogenic glory though

Give him just a little shroom or something.

key word: was

f cancer.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tanner, .gifs are awesome as always.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I'm turning into the kind of person who doesn't like coors light miller lite bud light etc.

This is horrible.

Don't be that guy.

Believe me, I don't want this.

I have an uncle that actually prefers Natural Light. We used to drink it like mad men in college. (Off topic, I heard this is Boardwalk Empire last season if you're a fan. Only making 5 more episodes). One night 6 of us split two hits of acid and went through a case a piece and still wanted more. It was glorious.

That was my wife's grandfather's beer of choice. I can see him in his lawn chair, fishing pole in hand, natty light by his side. I don't know if he ever experienced it in all of its hallucinogenic glory though

Give him just a little shroom or something.

key word: was

f cancer.

Sorry GB, I'm a dick.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Walnutz, what are you doing tomorrow night?

 

[Limp Ditka]

I think I'm turning into the kind of person who doesn't like coors light miller lite bud light etc.

This is horrible.

Don't be that guy.

Believe me, I don't want this.

I have an uncle that actually prefers Natural Light. We used to drink it like mad men in college. (Off topic, I heard this is Boardwalk Empire last season if you're a fan. Only making 5 more episodes). One night 6 of us split two hits of acid and went through a case a piece and still wanted more. It was glorious.

That was my wife's grandfather's beer of choice. I can see him in his lawn chair, fishing pole in hand, natty light by his side. I don't know if he ever experienced it in all of its hallucinogenic glory though

Give him just a little shroom or something.

key word: was

f cancer.

Sorry GB, I'm a dick.

you knew him?

 

[Limp Ditka]

it's ok, slb.

He lived well into his 80s before cancer got him. Had a damn good life.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Re: Tre's use of "actually true" relating to something that is, well, true...I am going to allow it, since the main purpose of said shtick is to sew confusion.

 

[Abraham]

it's ok, slb.

He lived well into his 80s before cancer got him. Had a damn good life.

Id be satisfied with 80, particularly because I'm getting their one year at a time.

 

[Frostillicus]

I think I'm turning into the kind of person who doesn't like coors light miller lite bud light etc.

This is horrible.

Don't be that guy.

Believe me, I don't want this.

I like good beer, but I drink a million beers in a sitting. So, sometimes I like to have a few good beers and then transition to the water beers when I go into maximum overdrive.

This seems to be where I'm headed.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

it's ok, slb.

He lived well into his 80s before cancer got him. Had a damn good life.

I'm glad to hear that. Thought I missed a post.

 

[Frostillicus]

Hiccupped while pouring this drink and accidentally ended up with like 80% vodka. Gonna roll with it.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Re: Tre's use of "actually true" relating to something that is, well, true...I am going to allow it, since the main purpose of said shtick is to sew confusion.

I like the ruling, your honor.

(Actually true)

 

[Abraham]

Hiccupped while pouring this drink and accidentally ended up with like 80% vodka. Gonna roll with it.

Just get it down quick so you can make one that isn't so weak next time.

 

[walnutz]

Walnutz, what are you doing tomorrow night?

To my knowledge I have no plans right now. Sup

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My BFF's wife's family is from Columbia, South America. She wanted to visit them over the holidays and he, always wanting to do something different, welcomed this. A little problem though in that he/they thought they were going for 9 days when she accidentally scheduled it for 14 days.

He called me about 2pm on Tuesday.

(Phone rings)

Me: Hey what's up.

BFF: I'm kidnapped, I need ransom money.

Me: LOL I thought you were home?

BFF: No, I'm stuck down here. Wife ####ed the flights up. I can't get out of here. Bob, please get me out of here! I can't take four more days.

Me: (I can now tell he's wasted)

BFF: SERIOUSLY! I CAN'T GET A FLIGHT. BOB, THEY DON'T HAVE BOURBON HERE. NO BOURBON BOB!! THE ONLY THING TO DRINK IS SCOTCH. SCOTCH! OH THERE'S PLENTY OF JOHNNY WALKER RED.

Me: So stay drunk the next four days and enjoy your self.

BFF: I can't. Do you have any idea how many family members she has? Hundreds of them. They all live in these little shacks too. Like 30 of them live in a 500 square foot place. BUT HEY!! THERE IS THE FOOD!! OH, THE FOOD!! HALF THE MEAL ARE THIS ####TY SOUP OR SOMETHING. Just broth mostly. Oh and if you want milk? DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU GET MILK FROM BOB?!!! A COW, BOB. A COW. You have to go milk the cow and boil the milk. I finally got a hotel room for a grand a night at a Hyatt for one night. Probably the nicest hotel I ever stayed at. Armed guards, drug sniffing dogs....I'm dying here. Are you in the office?

Me: Yeah.....

BFF: Oh, sorry, I'll let you go.

This is probably only funny to me but

 

[mr roboto]

Metrodome seat update:

The auction company my brother is working for got 2,000 seats, all the bar stools, freezers, fridges, luxury box seats, and about 50% of the field turf. He's gonna get me 4 chairs free I think, and I can buy pieces of the field turf, possibly a full number.

My wife won't be on board, so I gotta keep it on the down low.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Walnutz, what are you doing tomorrow night?

To my knowledge I have no plans right now. Sup

Happy hour?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Metrodome seat update:

The auction company my brother is working for got 2,000 seats, all the bar stools, freezers, fridges, luxury box seats, and about 50% of the field turf. He's gonna get me 4 chairs free I think, and I can buy pieces of the field turf, possibly a full number.

My wife won't be on board, so I gotta keep it on the down low.

What happened to the Plexiglas that Kirby ran into robbing Ron Gant?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Metrodome seat update:

The auction company my brother is working for got 2,000 seats, all the bar stools, freezers, fridges, luxury box seats, and about 50% of the field turf. He's gonna get me 4 chairs free I think, and I can buy pieces of the field turf, possibly a full number.

My wife won't be on board, so I gotta keep it on the down low.

I'm with your wife.

 

[Hawks64]

My BFF's wife's family is from Columbia, South America. She wanted to visit them over the holidays and he, always wanting to do something different, welcomed this. A little problem though in that he/they thought they were going for 9 days when she accidentally scheduled it for 14 days.

He called me about 2pm on Tuesday.

(Phone rings)

Me: Hey what's up.

BFF: I'm kidnapped, I need ransom money.

Me: LOL I thought you were home?

BFF: No, I'm stuck down here. Wife ####ed the flights up. I can't get out of here. Bob, please get me out of here! I can't take four more days.

Me: (I can now tell he's wasted)

BFF: SERIOUSLY! I CAN'T GET A FLIGHT. BOB, THEY DON'T HAVE BOURBON HERE. NO BOURBON BOB!! THE ONLY THING TO DRINK IS SCOTCH. SCOTCH! OH THERE'S PLENTY OF JOHNNY WALKER RED.

Me: So stay drunk the next four days and enjoy your self.

BFF: I can't. Do you have any idea how many family members she has? Hundreds of them. They all live in these little shacks too. Like 30 of them live in a 500 square foot place. BUT HEY!! THERE IS THE FOOD!! OH, THE FOOD!! HALF THE MEAL ARE THIS ####TY SOUP OR SOMETHING. Just broth mostly. Oh and if you want milk? DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU GET MILK FROM BOB?!!! A COW, BOB. A COW. You have to go milk the cow and boil the milk. I finally got a hotel room for a grand a night at a Hyatt for one night. Probably the nicest hotel I ever stayed at. Armed guards, drug sniffing dogs....I'm dying here. Are you in the office?

Me: Yeah.....

BFF: Oh, sorry, I'll let you go.

This is probably only funny to me but

No this is funny ####!

 

[walnutz]

Walnutz, what are you doing tomorrow night?

To my knowledge I have no plans right now. Sup

Happy hour?

Let's set it up. I am pretty lame so I don't have great suggestions for locations. Not sure where you are at location wise.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Metrodome seat update:

The auction company my brother is working for got 2,000 seats, all the bar stools, freezers, fridges, luxury box seats, and about 50% of the field turf. He's gonna get me 4 chairs free I think, and I can buy pieces of the field turf, possibly a full number.

My wife won't be on board, so I gotta keep it on the down low.

What happened to the Plexiglas that Kirby ran into robbing Ron Gant?

I want the noise they piped in during the 87 WS.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Metrodome seat update:

The auction company my brother is working for got 2,000 seats, all the bar stools, freezers, fridges, luxury box seats, and about 50% of the field turf. He's gonna get me 4 chairs free I think, and I can buy pieces of the field turf, possibly a full number.

My wife won't be on board, so I gotta keep it on the down low.

What happened to the Plexiglas that Kirby ran into robbing Ron Gant?

I want the noise they piped in during the 87 WS.

You want Tom Herr? I think he's available as well.

 

[Frostillicus]

Metrodome seat update:

The auction company my brother is working for got 2,000 seats, all the bar stools, freezers, fridges, luxury box seats, and about 50% of the field turf. He's gonna get me 4 chairs free I think, and I can buy pieces of the field turf, possibly a full number.

My wife won't be on board, so I gotta keep it on the down low.

If you have to get rid of one of the seats let me know.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Metrodome seat update:

...all the bar stools,

Do they all have Tommy Kramer's butt-print on them?

 

[Annyong]

Re: Tre's use of "actually true" relating to something that is, well, true...I am going to allow it, since the main purpose of said shtick is to sew confusion.

One of my favourite shticks

 

[Annyong]

I want a fridge and a freezer. Thanks.

 

[mr roboto]

I don't know if the plexiglass is still around. I don't think noise is something one can 'own.' And SLB, you can be 'with my wife' if you return the favor GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

No this is funny ####!

He said he was serious about the kidnapping too. "There's a lot of really creepy looking guys that look at me funny." Knowing him, that means something. He isn't somebody to freak out.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Wife swapping!

And I noticed there was no comment on Tom Herr.

 

[mr roboto]

The guy he's working for paid like 500k for the job. He thinks he's gonna clear 1mil gross, mainly because he got ALL the concession stuff. Restaurant equipment is big money apparently.

 

[mr roboto]

I was 5 when Tom Herr played for the Twins.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Metrodome seat update:

The auction company my brother is working for got 2,000 seats, all the bar stools, freezers, fridges, luxury box seats, and about 50% of the field turf. He's gonna get me 4 chairs free I think, and I can buy pieces of the field turf, possibly a full number.

My wife won't be on board, so I gotta keep it on the down low.

What happened to the Plexiglas that Kirby ran into robbing Ron Gant?

I want the noise they piped in during the 87 WS.

You want Tom Herr? I think he's available as well.

Mrs. SLB would be VERY happy with that.

Walnutz, what are you doing tomorrow night?

To my knowledge I have no plans right now. Sup

Happy hour?

Let's set it up. I am pretty lame so I don't have great suggestions for locations. Not sure where you are at location wise.

I figure close to home. How about that Ice House joint?