GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

Got a nice package of office supplies and cake from Bob today. Thanks buddy. I hope I don't die.

Dang it, I should have included an Ambien.

I would have used it.

Hhmmm

I would like to see if I get all weird.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Got a nice package of office supplies and cake from Bob today. Thanks buddy. I hope I don't die.

Dang it, I should have included an Ambien.

I would have used it.

Hhmmm

I would like to see if I get all weird.

I don't think 10mg will do that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

Not to poop in your cheerios, but they always look for the dumbest people to interview.

But she was so sincere when she knocked on my trailer door!

Do you look like Richard Sherman? Maybe they thought you'd give a similar, hilarious WWE-style interview.

I thought about that, and about trying to drop in a FFA reference, but only immediately afterward.

Please link when its online

I'm the white guy.

Whoever has Techumseh for Secret Santa next year

:finger:

I showed the vid to my wife and she said "wow, he's handsome." Then she excused herself to use the restroom but I heard buzzing sounds through the door. When she came out she was flushed.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

OK, not really.

 

[T Bell]

I'm the white guy.

Whoever has Techumseh for Secret Santa next year

:finger:

I'm in the same boat. It's like black people being allowed to say the N-word

After I stepped away from my comp, I was thinking "wait a minute, isn't he Greek??"

Yeah, but that's hardly sufficient reason to suspect him of abducting children.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW: Apologies to GPJ for hijacking the thing he commented on FB about what to do with the vacant lot.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer- What's in an "Old Fashioned"? I feel like I want one tonight.

It's basically a Manhattan with a cherry, orange slice, and sugar muddled in the glass. Bartenders generally do not enjoy making them.

Not to doubt my favorite bartender, but isn't a true/original old fashioned without fruit?

I've always made them by muddling a sugar cube, a couple dashes of bitters and a spash of soda water and then bourbon/rye.

My favorite bartender in Cincy adds his touch by toasting an orange peel and adding it to the glass at the end

That's how I've always made them (but forgot to mention bitters in the muddle) and I've never had a complaint.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer>HI!!!

Not a big mixed drink guy. When I go out, it's beer. Always. What can I order so I don't look like a dope that'll cost me less than 10 bucks.

TIA.

Sh#t, man. The possibilities are endless. Do you have any preferences?

Gotta help me narrow it down a little.

 

[BigJohn]

Homer>HI!!!

Not a big mixed drink guy. When I go out, it's beer. Always. What can I order so I don't look like a dope that'll cost me less than 10 bucks.

TIA.

Sh#t, man. The possibilities are endless. Do you have any preferences?

Gotta help me narrow it down a little.

I dunno. the extent of my liquor intake has been jack or rum mixed with Coke. Just never ordered anything else. I'm a blank canvas.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Homer- What's in an "Old Fashioned"? I feel like I want one tonight.

It's basically a Manhattan with a cherry, orange slice, and sugar muddled in the glass. Bartenders generally do not enjoy making them.

Not to doubt my favorite bartender, but isn't a true/original old fashioned without fruit?

I've always made them by muddling a sugar cube, a couple dashes of bitters and a spash of soda water and then bourbon/rye.

My favorite bartender in Cincy adds his touch by toasting an orange peel and adding it to the glass at the end

That's how I've always made them (but forgot to mention bitters in the muddle) and I've never had a complaint.

My older brother (that means he's like getting his 4th artificial hip) used to bartend at literally the busiest place in town. We're talking in 1980-81 this was THE place to go. He was also a pretty big booze hound himself. He had an amazing system for drink shortcuts. Not only to make it easier on himself/make drinks faster but to cut down on the pour cost so he and his fellow bar employees could drink for free. I remember one of them was something like "when it comes to something like a mai-tai or daiquiri the 3rd round has no alcohol in it. Broads never can tell."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Homer>HI!!!

Not a big mixed drink guy. When I go out, it's beer. Always. What can I order so I don't look like a dope that'll cost me less than 10 bucks.

TIA.

Sh#t, man. The possibilities are endless. Do you have any preferences?

Gotta help me narrow it down a little.

I dunno. the extent of my liquor intake has been jack or rum mixed with Coke. Just never ordered anything else. I'm a blank canvas.

Nothing wrong with that at all. Dance with the one that brung you.

 

[shuke]

My wife was tired. She slept through most of True Detective. After seeing the breasts on that one broad, I got a little hitch in my giddyup. I asked her if she wanted to do it for procreation purposes and she said no. Then she said "Ok, tomorrow. At 9:15"

I said "Why 9:15?"

She said "Because then I can be asleep by 9:30"

:flex:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

Not to poop in your cheerios, but they always look for the dumbest people to interview.

But she was so sincere when she knocked on my trailer door!

Do you look like Richard Sherman? Maybe they thought you'd give a similar, hilarious WWE-style interview.

I thought about that, and about trying to drop in a FFA reference, but only immediately afterward.

Please link when its online

I'm the white guy.

Whoever has Techumseh for Secret Santa next year

WOOHOO first time I've reached my limit of Likes for the day.

TF, I will always remember you as my first. You were very gentle and I will forever think of you fondly.

 

[Abraham]

Salty dog is a good mixed drink for someone not used to liquor. It's tasty and refreshing, the bartender won't hate you, and it's sour enough that you won't chug them and be "the drunk guy " right away.

 

[bentley]

I love a gin martini at the bar if I'm not drinking beer or wine or straight whiskey.

 

[shuke]

I'm home with my daughter today, so I let her have a friend over for a sleepover last night. They went to bed sometime after 11 last night and woke up around 5am. Wtf?? I expected the late night, but thought they might sleep in

This plan ALWAYS backfires on me.

 

[Frostillicus]

I forgot to text stryker.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer>HI!!!

Not a big mixed drink guy. When I go out, it's beer. Always. What can I order so I don't look like a dope that'll cost me less than 10 bucks.

TIA.

Sh#t, man. The possibilities are endless. Do you have any preferences?

Gotta help me narrow it down a little.

I dunno. the extent of my liquor intake has been jack or rum mixed with Coke. Just never ordered anything else. I'm a blank canvas.

I prefer both of those with ginger ale, especially Cap'n.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Homer>HI!!!

Not a big mixed drink guy. When I go out, it's beer. Always. What can I order so I don't look like a dope that'll cost me less than 10 bucks.

TIA.

Sh#t, man. The possibilities are endless. Do you have any preferences?

Gotta help me narrow it down a little.

I dunno. the extent of my liquor intake has been jack or rum mixed with Coke. Just never ordered anything else. I'm a blank canvas.

I prefer both of those with ginger ale, especially Cap'n.

You know what is some good ####? Ginger ale (diet since I'm watching my girlish figure) and one of them there fruity flavored vodkas. Wife and I went to a BYOB thing a few months ago and that's what we brought. Pretty sure it was Raspberry flavor. I thought it was going to be sweet as hell but it was not. It was not.

 

[shuke]

I watched an episode of true detective last night. It was boring. And no boobies.

I'm sure there was a Fast and Furious on another channel.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer>HI!!!

Not a big mixed drink guy. When I go out, it's beer. Always. What can I order so I don't look like a dope that'll cost me less than 10 bucks.

TIA.

Sh#t, man. The possibilities are endless. Do you have any preferences?

Gotta help me narrow it down a little.

I dunno. the extent of my liquor intake has been jack or rum mixed with Coke. Just never ordered anything else. I'm a blank canvas.

I prefer both of those with ginger ale, especially Cap'n.

You know what is some good ####? Ginger ale (diet since I'm watching my girlish figure) and one of them there fruity flavored vodkas. Wife and I went to a BYOB thing a few months ago and that's what we brought. I thought it was going to be sweet as hell but it was not. It was not.

Flavored vodkas make my job soooooo much easier.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Another good thing to order at a bar is Rain Duck.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Homer>HI!!!

Not a big mixed drink guy. When I go out, it's beer. Always. What can I order so I don't look like a dope that'll cost me less than 10 bucks.

TIA.

Sh#t, man. The possibilities are endless. Do you have any preferences?

Gotta help me narrow it down a little.

I dunno. the extent of my liquor intake has been jack or rum mixed with Coke. Just never ordered anything else. I'm a blank canvas.

I prefer both of those with ginger ale, especially Cap'n.

You know what is some good ####? Ginger ale (diet since I'm watching my girlish figure) and one of them there fruity flavored vodkas. Wife and I went to a BYOB thing a few months ago and that's what we brought. I thought it was going to be sweet as hell but it was not. It was not.

Flavored vodkas make my job soooooo much easier.

"your job" = molesting chicks in their early 20s

 

[-fish-]

I have a hardback of "dr sleep" available of anyone would like to read it. Pretty good.

I would. I can't remember the last time I read a real book with pages and stuff.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer>HI!!!

Not a big mixed drink guy. When I go out, it's beer. Always. What can I order so I don't look like a dope that'll cost me less than 10 bucks.

TIA.

Sh#t, man. The possibilities are endless. Do you have any preferences?

Gotta help me narrow it down a little.

I dunno. the extent of my liquor intake has been jack or rum mixed with Coke. Just never ordered anything else. I'm a blank canvas.

I prefer both of those with ginger ale, especially Cap'n.

You know what is some good ####? Ginger ale (diet since I'm watching my girlish figure) and one of them there fruity flavored vodkas. Wife and I went to a BYOB thing a few months ago and that's what we brought. I thought it was going to be sweet as hell but it was not. It was not.

Flavored vodkas make my job soooooo much easier.

"your job" = molesting chicks in their early 20s

Well that's not the whole job...

 

[Abraham]

I have a hardback of "dr sleep" available of anyone would like to read it. Pretty good.

I would. I can't remember the last time I read a real book with pages and stuff.

Pm me your address and I'll mail it this week.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Related (only available on super HD capable computers)

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Another good thing to order at a bar is Rain Duck.

We're all out. Sold the last bottle to Greg and Terry.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Another good thing to order at a bar is Rain Duck.

We're all out. Sold the last bottle to Greg and Terry.

You stupid #####.

 

[shuke]

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

Not to poop in your cheerios, but they always look for the dumbest people to interview.

But she was so sincere when she knocked on my trailer door!

Do you look like Richard Sherman? Maybe they thought you'd give a similar, hilarious WWE-style interview.

I thought about that, and about trying to drop in a FFA reference, but only immediately afterward.

Please link when its online

I'm the white guy.

Nice of you to dress up for the occasion.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Related (only available on super HD capable computers)

You stupid #####

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Another good thing to order at a bar is Rain Duck.

We're all out. Sold the last bottle to Greg and Terry.

You stupid #####.

I did not see this before my last post.

 

[Frostillicus]

I like ginger ale as a mixer.

 

[Frostillicus]

Also Dr. Sleep was pretty good.

 

[shuke]

Got a nice package of office supplies and cake from Bob today. Thanks buddy. I hope I don't die.

Wait, we're sending each other cakes now?

 

[shuke]

I have a hardback of "dr sleep" available of anyone would like to read it. Pretty good.

What do you want in trade?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Another good thing to order at a bar is Rain Duck.

We're all out. Sold the last bottle to Greg and Terry.

You stupid #####.

I did not see this before my last post.

Forgiven

 

[Abraham]

I have a hardback of "dr sleep" available of anyone would like to read it. Pretty good.

What do you want in trade?

Fish claimed it a minute ago but if he doesn't want it I will send to you. Don't want anything.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also Dr. Sleep was pretty good.

It's pretty good with cheap rum. Maybe that's Dr. Pibb.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

Not to poop in your cheerios, but they always look for the dumbest people to interview.

But she was so sincere when she knocked on my trailer door!

Do you look like Richard Sherman? Maybe they thought you'd give a similar, hilarious WWE-style interview.

I thought about that, and about trying to drop in a FFA reference, but only immediately afterward.

Please link when its online

I'm the white guy.

Nice of you to dress up for the occasion.

He's white but he's southern white.

 

[shuke]

I have a hardback of "dr sleep" available of anyone would like to read it. Pretty good.

What do you want in trade?

Fish claimed it a minute ago but if he doesn't want it I will send to you. Don't want anything.

No biggie, I have plenty to read.

 

[Frostillicus]

Man, the big Gopher blog just stole my hockey guy.

 

[Frostillicus]

Got a nice package of office supplies and cake from Bob today. Thanks buddy. I hope I don't die.

Wait, we're sending each other cakes now?

It's pretty good.

 

[Frostillicus]

Also Dr. Sleep was pretty good.

It's pretty good with cheap rum. Maybe that's Dr. Pibb.

Dr. Pibb is another underrated mixer.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a hardback of "dr sleep" available of anyone would like to read it. Pretty good.

What do you want in trade?

Fish claimed it a minute ago but if he doesn't want it I will send to you. Don't want anything.

No biggie, I have plenty to read.

No shtick. And I've pimped this before but if you guys want a really good read see if you can find "Replay" by Ken Grimwood. I'll stake whatever crappy reputation on this.

 

[shuke]

Just practically yelled at a woman at the grocery store. I took my daughter with me to pick my son up from Lego camp and we ran in to get a few things. My kids were milling about while I was getting some produce. Nothing out of the ordinary, just playing near the cart. Well some old lady just looked so disgusted because they were in her way. I told them to move then said sorry to her.

She didn't acknowledge me and started walking away. I said, "Sorry". Still no response. I start walking after her and go "I SAID SORRY".

She looks at me like I'm crazy and goes "okay, okay".

"Well you didn't have to be rude and completely ignore me. I WAS TRYING TO APOLOGIZE".

Looking forward to a few beers, but I'm taking my son fishing with scouts, so I'll have to wait.

Had another of these incidents today. Took the kids to see Frozen. We grabbed seats and I went to get popcorn. Whoever manages this place must not have realized kids were off school. Two lines for concessions, extremely long. After already waiting for some time, they open up another line. Like 80% of the people in my line start going over there, and then when everyone realized how quickly it was filling, then kind of eased back into our line, and chaos ensued. I had to back up a step and I hear an "OWWWW!".

I turn around. "Oh, I'm sorry".

Old lady: "You stepped on my toe!"

shuke: "I'm sorry".

lady: "That was a broken toe, it was broken [babble babble]"

shuke: "I said I was sorry"

lady: "It hurt"

shuke: "Well maybe you shouldn't be standing 1 inch behind me".

lady: "I WAS PUSHED"

I just laughed and turned back around. Sometimes I hate people.

Later, like 15 minutes later, while still in line (we really like popcorn), she's down on one knee. Guy behind her asks if she needs to sit down and she starts going on, all agitated with him, "No, it's just the crowd. I can't handle crowds. The crowd the crowd..."

 

[cosjobs]

Homer>HI!!!

Not a big mixed drink guy. When I go out, it's beer. Always. What can I order so I don't look like a dope that'll cost me less than 10 bucks.

TIA.

Sh#t, man. The possibilities are endless. Do you have any preferences?

Gotta help me narrow it down a little.

I dunno. the extent of my liquor intake has been jack or rum mixed with Coke. Just never ordered anything else. I'm a blank canvas.

I prefer both of those with ginger ale, especially Cap'n.

You know what is some good ####? Ginger ale (diet since I'm watching my girlish figure) and one of them there fruity flavored vodkas. Wife and I went to a BYOB thing a few months ago and that's what we brought. Pretty sure it was Raspberry flavor. I thought it was going to be sweet as hell but it was not. It was not.

Pretty sure those fruits vodkas have more hfcs and sugar than a good ginger beer.

 

[UniAlias]

I have a hardback of "dr sleep" available of anyone would like to read it. Pretty good.

What do you want in trade?

Fish claimed it a minute ago but if he doesn't want it I will send to you. Don't want anything.

No biggie, I have plenty to read.

No shtick. And I've pimped this before but if you guys want a really good read see if you can find "Replay" by Ken Grimwood. I'll stake whatever crappy reputation on this.

On my bookshelf. Probably been about 10 years since I've read it, but I remember enjoying it.

 

[cosjobs]

I have a hardback of "dr sleep" available of anyone would like to read it. Pretty good.

I would. I can't remember the last time I read a real book with pages and stuff.

The whole print thing is slowly starting to creep me out.

 

[Frostillicus]

I have a hardback of "dr sleep" available of anyone would like to read it. Pretty good.

What do you want in trade?

Fish claimed it a minute ago but if he doesn't want it I will send to you. Don't want anything.

No biggie, I have plenty to read.

No shtick. And I've pimped this before but if you guys want a really good read see if you can find "Replay" by Ken Grimwood. I'll stake whatever crappy reputation on this.

Why do you love the french?

Added it to my spreadsheet. No follow up questions.