GM's thread about nothing (49 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Almost politically correct redneck on the Rooskie olympics

This is the guy that played Yeah-Yeah on Sandlot. Just another reason for me to hate that movie. (NSFW audio)

Up to their old tricks again

 

[Frostillicus]

Almost politically correct redneck on the Rooskie olympics

This is the guy that played Yeah-Yeah on Sandlot. Just another reason for me to hate that movie. (NSFW audio)

Up to their old tricks again

You hate The Sandlot too? Man you really do hate everything.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Almost politically correct redneck on the Rooskie olympics

This is the guy that played Yeah-Yeah on Sandlot. Just another reason for me to hate that movie. (NSFW audio)

Up to their old tricks again

You hate The Sandlot too? Man you really do hate everything.

Seriously. That movie's freaking gay.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Almost politically correct redneck on the Rooskie olympics

This is the guy that played Yeah-Yeah on Sandlot. Just another reason for me to hate that movie. (NSFW audio)

Up to their old tricks again

You hate The Sandlot too? Man you really do hate everything.

YAHTZEE!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Finally got my glucose out of the diabetic range for the first time in 2014. Had to cut the carbs down to near zero and work out like a fiend, but I'm Oktoberfest with that.

YES!

 

[Frostillicus]

Almost politically correct redneck on the Rooskie olympics

This is the guy that played Yeah-Yeah on Sandlot. Just another reason for me to hate that movie. (NSFW audio)

Up to their old tricks again

You hate The Sandlot too? Man you really do hate everything.

Seriously. That movie's freaking gay.

I just. I don't. What?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Almost politically correct redneck on the Rooskie olympics

This is the guy that played Yeah-Yeah on Sandlot. Just another reason for me to hate that movie. (NSFW audio)

Up to their old tricks again

You hate The Sandlot too? Man you really do hate everything.

Seriously. That movie's freaking gay.

I just. I don't. What?

This.

 

[shuke]

Up to their old tricks again

LMAO

 

[Annyong]

I love the Sandlot

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Almost politically correct redneck on the Rooskie olympics

This is the guy that played Yeah-Yeah on Sandlot. Just another reason for me to hate that movie. (NSFW audio)

Up to their old tricks again

You hate The Sandlot too? Man you really do hate everything.

Seriously. That movie's freaking gay.

I just. I don't. What?

This.

 

[Fuller]

Finally got my glucose out of the diabetic range for the first time in 2014. Had to cut the carbs down to near zero and work out like a fiend, but I'm Oktoberfest with that.

YES!

I'm liking it

 

[shuke]

I think my kids have been to school like 5 times since before Christmas. Now tomorrow might be another "cold day".

 

[Tiger Fan]

Watching people eat ghost peppers pm YouTube is mildly entertaining

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZstObB4RVsQ

 

[Abraham]

I'm not naming names, but it's possible that Cosjobs is hanging out at the lake without any of us instead of preparing for Coshole '14.

Just saying.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Almost politically correct redneck on the Rooskie olympics

This is the guy that played Yeah-Yeah on Sandlot. Just another reason for me to hate that movie. (NSFW audio)

Up to their old tricks again

You hate The Sandlot too? Man you really do hate everything.

Seriously. That movie's freaking gay.

I just. I don't. What?

This.

 

[bentley]

I'm not naming names, but it's possible that Cosjobs is hanging out at the lake without any of us instead of preparing for Coshole '14.

Just saying.

He still has 2 weeks to plan. Now that you mention that, I haven't gotten any recent text invites to the South Austin Perfect Health Retreat at Albert Oaks Home for the Elderly and Infirm Bed and Breakfast lately. I think GM ruined it for everyone.

 

[Abraham]

I'm not naming names, but it's possible that Cosjobs is hanging out at the lake without any of us instead of preparing for Coshole '14.

Just saying.

He still has 2 weeks to plan. Now that you mention that, I haven't gotten any recent text invites to the South Austin Perfect Health Retreat at Albert Oaks Home for the Elderly and Infirm Bed and Breakfast lately. I think GM ruined it for everyone.

You missed my Microsoft presentation today. And a free lunch at Jasper's.

 

[bentley]

I'm not naming names, but it's possible that Cosjobs is hanging out at the lake without any of us instead of preparing for Coshole '14.

Just saying.

He still has 2 weeks to plan. Now that you mention that, I haven't gotten any recent text invites to the South Austin Perfect Health Retreat at Albert Oaks Home for the Elderly and Infirm Bed and Breakfast lately. I think GM ruined it for everyone.

You missed my Microsoft presentation today. And a free lunch at Jasper's.

#######it. I was wide open around lunch. Ended up going for a little 4 mile run around the office because I didn't have anything better to do. I thought you were sending me an invite of some sort.ETA - Hope it went well.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm not naming names, but it's possible that Cosjobs is hanging out at the lake without any of us instead of preparing for Coshole '14.

Just saying.

He still has 2 weeks to plan. Now that you mention that, I haven't gotten any recent text invites to the South Austin Perfect Health Retreat at Albert Oaks Home for the Elderly and Infirm Bed and Breakfast lately. I think GM ruined it for everyone.

You missed my Microsoft presentation today. And a free lunch at Jasper's.

#######it. I was wide open around lunch. Ended up going for a little 4 mile run around the office because I didn't have anything better to do. I thought you were sending me an invite of some sort.ETA - Hope it went well.

I didn't get my invitation either.

 

[Abraham]

I'm not naming names, but it's possible that Cosjobs is hanging out at the lake without any of us instead of preparing for Coshole '14.

Just saying.

He still has 2 weeks to plan. Now that you mention that, I haven't gotten any recent text invites to the South Austin Perfect Health Retreat at Albert Oaks Home for the Elderly and Infirm Bed and Breakfast lately. I think GM ruined it for everyone.

You missed my Microsoft presentation today. And a free lunch at Jasper's.

#######it. I was wide open around lunch. Ended up going for a little 4 mile run around the office because I didn't have anything better to do. I thought you were sending me an invite of some sort.ETA - Hope it went well.

No worries. It went fine. Small crowd. Talked to Damon for a while afterwards. We'll make sure and catch the next one.

 

[-fish-]

guster>change mine to 4. paid for 5. the other one is stryker's.

eta: I hope that's oktoberfest.

 

[krista4]

Just finished Season 1. Only seven episodes? Weird. I want my money back.

On to Season 2 tomorrow unless I have to work or something.

If I understand all the talking camel commercials correctly, and I'm pretty sure I do, you're only supposed to work on Wednesdays if you're a whore.

It was the "and I'm pretty sure I do" that really got me.

Alas, I promised to go see Inside SomethingorOther movie tomorrow instead so that I don't feed Mr. krista's habit for illegal movie-watching.

Just finished Season 1. Only seven episodes? Weird. I want my money back.

On to Season 2 tomorrow unless I have to work or something.

Writer's strike.

Per Wikipedia, which I had to look at very carefully to avoid spoilers, there were nine episodes ordered were it not for the writers' strike, well below the usual 13.

Fantastic recap bobby sac

Always.

One square ($ sent) just to create an odd number with all you mofo's buying 2 at a time.

I would like half a square plz.

Timing has never been my friend in romance. Girl I went to HS with, we were never on the same page; either she was available and I wasn't, or the other way around. But we always kind of had the hots for each other, even if we never acted on it.

So, we reconnect after 20+ years on FB a couple of years ago. I tried and tried to get us together to see if anything was there. She always found reasons not to meet.

Meanwhile, I reconnect with Mata.

Today, HS Girl e-mails me wanting to come over this weekend to play. She just turned 50 and realized that sitting at home feeling sorry for herself isn't doing her any good. An "epiphany", she calls it.

I really like Mata, so I ask HS Girl if I can call because I want to a) not tell her I don't think it's right for us to see each other at this point by e-mail, and b) give her #### for not taking me up on my many offers over the last TWO ####### years.

She played it off, but I feel like a ####. There have been very few times in my life when I've had to make a choice between women. But, after all of the crap, HSG put herself out there and I feel bad that I can't respond.

One woman wanting you always leads to more than one woman wanting you. It's some sort of math. Enjoy; you deserve it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

At least one Mata's not riding the bench. *rimshot*

 

[Frostillicus]

At least one Mata's not riding the bench. *rimshot*

Is this a Lorenzo Mata-Real joke?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

At least one Mata's not riding the bench. *rimshot*

Is this a Lorenzo Mata-Real joke?

For you, yes. For charv, it's Juan Mata.

Your Mata Here.

 

[Frostillicus]

At least one Mata's not riding the bench. *rimshot*

Is this a Lorenzo Mata-Real joke?

For you, yes. For charv, it's Juan Mata.

Your Mata Here.

That guy was terrible.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

At least one Mata's not riding the bench. *rimshot*

Is this a Lorenzo Mata-Real joke?

For you, yes. For charv, it's Juan Mata.

Your Mata Here.

That guy was terrible.

I guess he plays in Mexico right now. Professional Mexican basketball seems like a dreadful proposition.

 

[T Bell]

Timing has never been my friend in romance. Girl I went to HS with, we were never on the same page; either she was available and I wasn't, or the other way around. But we always kind of had the hots for each other, even if we never acted on it.

So, we reconnect after 20+ years on FB a couple of years ago. I tried and tried to get us together to see if anything was there. She always found reasons not to meet.

Meanwhile, I reconnect with Mata.

Today, HS Girl e-mails me wanting to come over this weekend to play. She just turned 50 and realized that sitting at home feeling sorry for herself isn't doing her any good. An "epiphany", she calls it.

I really like Mata, so I ask HS Girl if I can call because I want to a) not tell her I don't think it's right for us to see each other at this point by e-mail, and b) give her #### for not taking me up on my many offers over the last TWO ####### years.

She played it off, but I feel like a ####. There have been very few times in my life when I've had to make a choice between women. But, after all of the crap, HSG put herself out there and I feel bad that I can't respond.

Mata's married, right? Where is that going, other than sex? You're a big boy, you can see multiple chicks.

Someone please guide me to a link to the backstory with Mata. I must have missed that one.

Oktoberfestthxbye

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just finished Season 1. Only seven episodes? Weird. I want my money back.

On to Season 2 tomorrow unless I have to work or something.

Writer's strike.

Per Wikipedia, which I had to look at very carefully to avoid spoilers, there were nine episodes ordered were it not for the writers' strike, well below the usual 13.

What's the difference?

(And don't say 4)

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Guster, payment sent. At least, I think it went through. Had an expired card on pay pal. I adjusted it and it says the transaction was completed.

TB, Mata's an old friend who recently reconnected with me. She works for a government intelligence-gathering agency. She's married, but living in a different state than her husband and the marriage is supposedly on its way out.

The reason I won't date both her & my old flame from HS is that I really like Mata and want to see where it can go. Plus, I just don't have the chops these days to juggle two women - especially when one's a spy and the other has been known in the past to have a jealous streak.

I think Mata & I are going to Mexico in April. I wanted to go sooner (this winter can already eat a bag of dicks), but she wants to roll it into a birthday present for me so April it is.

Krista, I was showing her pics of Paloma and her second comment (after "wow, that's beautiful") was - stop me if you've heard this one before - "THERE'S A POOL IN THE ####### LIVING ROOM!". We toyed with going to Granada in April but she a) wants a "beachy/pampered" vacation this go-round, and b) needs to get clearance from her employer before traveling out of the country. Apparently, she has permanent clearance to go to Mexico but has to apply for Nica and, since it's not work-related, it takes awhile. So, she's applied for Nicaragua and we may do a late fall trip to Paloma if you still have the place then - or are not living there again

 

[Run It Up]

Made the family recipe for bean soup this weekend, first time I've had it since I was a kid. I've eaten a bowl a day since Friday and thankfully its almost gone, its so good, but I constantly feel like I could poop out my entire skeleton.

Its a labor of love.

 

[Stoneys]

Almost politically correct redneck on the Rooskie olympics

This is the guy that played Yeah-Yeah on Sandlot. Just another reason for me to hate that movie. (NSFW audio)

Up to their old tricks again

You hate The Sandlot too? Man you really do hate everything.

Seriously. That movie's freaking gay.

You're killin' me Smalls!

 

[Guster]

Made the family recipe for bean soup this weekend, first time I've had it since I was a kid. I've eaten a bowl a day since Friday and thankfully its almost gone, its so good, but I constantly feel like I could poop out my entire skeleton.

Its a labor of love.

 

[heckmanm]

Made the family recipe for bean soup this weekend, first time I've had it since I was a kid. I've eaten a bowl a day since Friday and thankfully its almost gone, its so good, but I constantly feel like I could poop out my entire skeleton.

Its a labor of love.

We had a big ham bone left over at Christmas that my wife used for her grandpappy's recipe. I know exactly how you feel.

 

[heckmanm]

woww. so bobsled. must sochi.

 

[igbomb]

Starting watching Twin Peaks last week. Watched episode 2 last night.

What a weird f'ing show. The characters are all nuts and Laura's mom has already become one of my all-time most annoying TV characters.

Not sure what I think of it yet. Definitely not hooked.

 

[cosjobs]

One woman wanting you always leads to more than one woman wanting you. It's some sort of math. Enjoy; you deserve it.

Pretty sure this is a come on Bill. Now you have three to juggle.

 

[Abraham]

Starting watching Twin Peaks last week. Watched episode 2 last night.

What a weird f'ing show. The characters are all nuts and Laura's mom has already become one of my all-time most annoying TV characters.

Not sure what I think of it yet. Definitely not hooked.

Yup.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

One woman wanting you always leads to more than one woman wanting you. It's some sort of math. Enjoy; you deserve it.

Pretty sure this is a come on Bill. Now you have three to juggle.

Or six, depending on what we're counting

 

[Guster]

GMTAN Super Bowl Squares update: "only" 56 squares remaining

squares sold to: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, UniAlias x2, Tiger Fan x4, -fish- x4, Bob Sacamano x2, Drifter x2, Idiot Boxer x2, krista4 x2, Ignoramus x2, DA RAIDERS x2, cosjobs x4, Tecumseh x2, Frostillicus x2, Notorious T.R.E. x2, Uruk-Hai x2, strykerpks x2, General Malaise x2, shuke

payment received from: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob, UniAlias, -fish- (+ 1 square for strykerpks), Notorious T.R.E., Uruk-Hai

 

[Guster]

One woman wanting you always leads to more than one woman wanting you. It's some sort of math. Enjoy; you deserve it.

Pretty sure this is a come on Bill. Now you have three to juggle.

Or six, depending on what we're counting

 

[Limp Ditka]

One woman wanting you always leads to more than one woman wanting you. It's some sort of math. Enjoy; you deserve it.

Pretty sure this is a come on Bill. Now you have three to juggle.

Or six, depending on what we're counting

 

[Ignoramus]

One woman wanting you always leads to more than one woman wanting you. It's some sort of math. Enjoy; you deserve it.

Pretty sure this is a come on Bill. Now you have three to juggle.

Or six, depending on what we're counting

Your jib: I like the cut of it.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

One woman wanting you always leads to more than one woman wanting you. It's some sort of math. Enjoy; you deserve it.

Pretty sure this is a come on Bill. Now you have three to juggle.

Or six, depending on what we're counting

Your jib: I like the cut of it.

Wait, UH is Jewish?

 

[kevzilla]

Dawnavyn. Somebody named their kid Dawnavyn.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

In for one (for now) square... PP sent. Thanks, Guster, for setting it up

 

[-fish-]

Dawnavyn. Somebody named their kid Dawnavyn.

rhymes with donavyn

 

[T Bell]

Dawnavyn. Somebody named their kid Dawnavyn.

rhymes with donavyn

It's the Don of a knew age, really.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Dawnavyn. Somebody named their kid Dawnavyn.

rhymes with donavyn

Not when you say it allowed

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Dawnavyn. Somebody named their kid Dawnavyn.

rhymes with donavyn

It's the Don of a knew age, really.

Dawn we now our gay apparel