GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[krista4]

Wait, we used to have chat?

I heard it was pretty steamy.

 

[YSR]

Wait, we used to have chat?

I heard it was pretty steamy.

Forgot about that.

 

[Guster]

so good

reply to MOP:

I've heard the best way to avoid abusing your children is to completely abstain from raising them.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

if DSP was the return of Fluffer or Hucklepuck, would that jog your memory?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

G-Marco or any other people that may or may not be a doctor, I have a question.

There is this spot on the upper middle side of my back, just right of my spine that has been killing me for weeks now. It's about the size of a quarter I guess where it hurts. Thoughts? I finally took a Vicodin last night and it didn't help at all.

send me the vicodin.

sorry for your loss tpw!

 

[General Malaise]

if DSP was the return of Fluffer or Hucklepuck, would that jog your memory?

Oh yeah, I know them.

I don't think I was ever a mainstay on chat. Dabbled here or there, but had more pressing matters at the time.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

if DSP was the return of Fluffer or Hucklepuck, would that jog your memory?

good lord

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wait, we used to have chat?

I heard it was pretty steamy.

Forgot about that.

Yeah, that was weird.

 

[Limp Ditka]

so good

reply to MOP:

I've heard the best way to avoid abusing your children is to completely abstain from raising them.

 

[Guster]

if DSP was the return of Fluffer or Hucklepuck, would that jog your memory?

Oh yeah, I know them.

I don't think I was ever a mainstay on chat. Dabbled here or there, but had more pressing matters at the time.

I used to do the old AIM chat back in the day, but I think it was usually just a mistake because my screen name was similar to a regular chat guy Just realized that was 2 FBG user names and a marriage ago

 

[Mr.Pack]

bluemagic

Dr Zoidberg

DSP

Well that explains nothing!

 

[General Malaise]

if DSP was the return of Fluffer or Hucklepuck, would that jog your memory?

Oh yeah, I know them.

I don't think I was ever a mainstay on chat. Dabbled here or there, but had more pressing matters at the time.

I used to do the old AIM chat back in the day, but I think it was usually just a mistake because my screen name was similar to a regular chat guy Just realized that was 2 FBG user names and a marriage ago

Who were you back then? Big Papi?

I used to go by Jason Swires.

 

[Thorn]

Wait, we used to have chat?

e-chat is where I went from lurker to whatever it is I am now (harmoniously merged with fingerbanger and the clash of clans guy).

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You are some short-memory having mother####ers. No wonder my djcolts joke didn't get any loffs.

Now that one I get. A 40 year old virgin is memorable. A younger emo dude whining about a depressing life is more common around here than homosexuality at a Bruno Mars' concert. And why on earth would some of us want to get bogged down in depressing life stories? We've got SLB in here daily to fill that quota.

Go choke on some Velveeta.

 

[Drifter]

So Vegas was.... fun.

Had my best weekend ever gambling wise. My liver says it was the worst weekend it's had in years.

Game of choice?

This weekend was 75% Blackjack, 25% craps. Was going to spend some time doing some pony betting or poker but never got the opportunity.

 

[Drifter]

if DSP was the return of Fluffer or Hucklepuck, would that jog your memory?

Oh yeah, I know them.

I don't think I was ever a mainstay on chat. Dabbled here or there, but had more pressing matters at the time.

I used to do the old AIM chat back in the day, but I think it was usually just a mistake because my screen name was similar to a regular chat guy Just realized that was 2 FBG user names and a marriage ago

Who were you back then? Big Papi?

I used to go by Jason Swires.

Who didn't? Best group alias ever.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

when I was just out in Vegas, my first night out at the Hard Rock, I sat down at a $15 blackjack table with $100 buy-in.

Lost it all in 7 straight hands (they let me play the last one for only $10 since it was all I had left).

0 and 7. first time that ever happened to me. after that, I was gunshy to gamble much.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You are some short-memory having mother####ers. No wonder my djcolts joke didn't get any loffs.

Now that one I get. A 40 year old virgin is memorable. A younger emo dude whining about a depressing life is more common around here than homosexuality at a Bruno Mars' concert. And why on earth would some of us want to get bogged down in depressing life stories? We've got SLB in here daily to fill that quota.

Go choke on some Velveeta.

I think that's impossible...it'd just slide down.

 

[Guster]

if DSP was the return of Fluffer or Hucklepuck, would that jog your memory?

Oh yeah, I know them.

I don't think I was ever a mainstay on chat. Dabbled here or there, but had more pressing matters at the time.

I used to do the old AIM chat back in the day, but I think it was usually just a mistake because my screen name was similar to a regular chat guy Just realized that was 2 FBG user names and a marriage ago

Who were you back then? Big Papi?

I used to go by Jason Swires.

pre-Big PapiProudestMonkey a carry over from college/yellow board days

 

[Homer J Simpson]

when I was just out in Vegas, my first night out at the Hard Rock, I sat down at a $15 blackjack table with $100 buy-in.

Lost it all in 7 straight hands (they let me play the last one for only $10 since it was all I had left).

0 and 7. first time that ever happened to me. after that, I was gunshy to gamble much.

I once played black jack for 45 minutes and was never dealt anything higher than 17.

I don't play anymore.

 

[Abraham]

when I was just out in Vegas, my first night out at the Hard Rock, I sat down at a $15 blackjack table with $100 buy-in.

Lost it all in 7 straight hands (they let me play the last one for only $10 since it was all I had left).

0 and 7. first time that ever happened to me. after that, I was gunshy to gamble much.

I once played black jack for 45 minutes and was never dealt anything higher than 17.

I don't play anymore.

I once lost 17 straight spins of roulette at $50 a spin. #### thAt game.

 

[Drifter]

when I was just out in Vegas, my first night out at the Hard Rock, I sat down at a $15 blackjack table with $100 buy-in.

Lost it all in 7 straight hands (they let me play the last one for only $10 since it was all I had left).

0 and 7. first time that ever happened to me. after that, I was gunshy to gamble much.

Sunday night after 2 very successful nights, a decent sized winning SB wager and a 30 minute craps roll (mine), I sat down at a blackjack table and blew through $600 in about 10 minutes. Was down to my last 200 in chips and put it all out there with a "this will dictate what I do the rest of the night" bet. Got an 11 on the dealer 10 sitting on 3rd base. Pulled $200 more out of pocket and doubled down. She flips another 10 for herself and I figure that 2.5 good days in Vegas was still pretty good. She then flips over a 10 for me. Much whooping commenced. I ended up clawing it all back from there plus some for good measure before I went to bed.

The only downside of the weekend was that I missed a Gustersquare by about 2 seconds at one point.

 

[Osaurus]

I have been to Vegas many times. The only time I ever gambled was showing Mrs. Osaurus how to play video poker. That was it. She takes a quarter each time with her and plays 1 slot machine. Weird right?

 

[Thorn]

when I was just out in Vegas, my first night out at the Hard Rock, I sat down at a $15 blackjack table with $100 buy-in.

Lost it all in 7 straight hands (they let me play the last one for only $10 since it was all I had left).

0 and 7. first time that ever happened to me. after that, I was gunshy to gamble much.

Sunday night after 2 very successful nights, a decent sized winning SB wager and a 30 minute craps roll (mine), I sat down at a blackjack table and blew through $600 in about 10 minutes. Was down to my last 200 in chips and put it all out there with a "this will dictate what I do the rest of the night" bet. Got an 11 on the dealer 10 sitting on 3rd base. Pulled $200 more out of pocket and doubled down. She flips another 10 for herself and I figure that 2.5 good days in Vegas was still pretty good. She then flips over a 10 for me. Much whooping commenced. I ended up clawing it all back from there plus some for good measure before I went to bed.

The only downside of the weekend was that I missed a Gustersquare by about 2 seconds at one point.

She flipped her hole card before she showed your DD card? Is that how they do DD in Vegas?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You are some short-memory having mother####ers. No wonder my djcolts joke didn't get any loffs.

Now that one I get. A 40 year old virgin is memorable. A younger emo dude whining about a depressing life is more common around here than homosexuality at a Bruno Mars' concert. And why on earth would some of us want to get bogged down in depressing life stories? We've got SLB in here daily to fill that quota.

Go choke on some Velveeta.

I think that's impossible...it'd just slide down.

Just guessing my fist will get stuck jamming it in there.

 

[General Malaise]

You are some short-memory having mother####ers. No wonder my djcolts joke didn't get any loffs.

Now that one I get. A 40 year old virgin is memorable. A younger emo dude whining about a depressing life is more common around here than homosexuality at a Bruno Mars' concert. And why on earth would some of us want to get bogged down in depressing life stories? We've got SLB in here daily to fill that quota.

Go choke on some Velveeta.

About the only way I could get that crap down my gullet. Felt like a porn star the last time I tried to eat it.

 

[Drifter]

when I was just out in Vegas, my first night out at the Hard Rock, I sat down at a $15 blackjack table with $100 buy-in.

Lost it all in 7 straight hands (they let me play the last one for only $10 since it was all I had left).

0 and 7. first time that ever happened to me. after that, I was gunshy to gamble much.

Sunday night after 2 very successful nights, a decent sized winning SB wager and a 30 minute craps roll (mine), I sat down at a blackjack table and blew through $600 in about 10 minutes. Was down to my last 200 in chips and put it all out there with a "this will dictate what I do the rest of the night" bet. Got an 11 on the dealer 10 sitting on 3rd base. Pulled $200 more out of pocket and doubled down. She flips another 10 for herself and I figure that 2.5 good days in Vegas was still pretty good. She then flips over a 10 for me. Much whooping commenced. I ended up clawing it all back from there plus some for good measure before I went to bed.

The only downside of the weekend was that I missed a Gustersquare by about 2 seconds at one point.

She flipped her hole card before she showed your DD card? Is that how they do DD in Vegas?

2 deck shoe so player cards are hidden. My DD card was dealt to me face down.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I set records.

For self-injury?

* a million

13 hours at the casino. I can't believe they kept giving me booze but it probably had something to do with the stacks of $25 chips. A short six hour nap and we started drinking and gambling again. I almost passed out before the game. Actually true. Twice. This was all day though and I couldn't miss it. Stupid magic cookies mess you up man. I have four left though if you guys want to party.

I'm going back to bed.

This included 7 straight hours of BJ where I was betting WAY too much money.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You are some short-memory having mother####ers. No wonder my djcolts joke didn't get any loffs.

Now that one I get. A 40 year old virgin is memorable. A younger emo dude whining about a depressing life is more common around here than homosexuality at a Bruno Mars' concert. And why on earth would some of us want to get bogged down in depressing life stories? We've got SLB in here daily to fill that quota.

Go choke on some Velveeta.

About the only way I could get that crap down my gullet. Felt like a porn star the last time I tried to eat it.

I had a Velveeta grilled cheese and some stew for lunch. It was glorious.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I don't remember ever eating Velveeta. Have no idea if it's any good.

 

[heckmanm]

Missed it by... (snowboarding)

Yes!!

 

[krista4]

You are some short-memory having mother####ers. No wonder my djcolts joke didn't get any loffs.

Now that one I get. A 40 year old virgin is memorable. A younger emo dude whining about a depressing life is more common around here than homosexuality at a Bruno Mars' concert. And why on earth would some of us want to get bogged down in depressing life stories? We've got SLB in here daily to fill that quota.

Go choke on some Velveeta.

I set the over-under on the number of people you actually know who have died this way at 2.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't remember ever eating Velveeta. Have no idea if it's any good.

I don't think I have either. Maybe in some sort of quasi-queso dip or something but I don't know for sure.

 

[General Malaise]

I have been to Vegas many times. The only time I ever gambled was showing Mrs. Osaurus how to play video poker. That was it. She takes a quarter each time with her and plays 1 slot machine. Weird right?

Yeah, that's odd.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't remember ever eating Velveeta. Have no idea if it's any good.

When it melts, it looks like the back of an elderly lady's thighs. Do not want.

 

[T Bell]

so good

reply to MOP:

I've heard the best way to avoid abusing your children is to completely abstain from raising them.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You are some short-memory having mother####ers. No wonder my djcolts joke didn't get any loffs.

Now that one I get. A 40 year old virgin is memorable. A younger emo dude whining about a depressing life is more common around here than homosexuality at a Bruno Mars' concert. And why on earth would some of us want to get bogged down in depressing life stories? We've got SLB in here daily to fill that quota.

Go choke on some Velveeta.

I set the over-under on the number of people you actually know who have died this way at 2.

My link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have been to Vegas many times. The only time I ever gambled was showing Mrs. Osaurus how to play video poker. That was it. She takes a quarter each time with her and plays 1 slot machine. Weird right?

Yeah, that's odd.

One of my business partners has been to Vegas 3-4 times. He'll put $20 in slot machine, lose it, and then won't bet the rest of the trip.

 

[General Malaise]

I have been to Vegas many times. The only time I ever gambled was showing Mrs. Osaurus how to play video poker. That was it. She takes a quarter each time with her and plays 1 slot machine. Weird right?

Yeah, that's odd.

One of my business partners has been to Vegas 3-4 times. He'll put $20 in slot machine, lose it, and then won't bet the rest of the trip.

So.....what's left to do after that? Shows?

 

[YSR]

I completely forgot about when bluemagic said his fists were going to write a poem on Otis' face.

 

[Rustoleum]

Staff sent home early after students were dismissed today. Cincinnati area forecast calling for a wintry mix of ice/sharks/minor-league Reds signings.

I think I hear the bottle of Knob Creek in the cabinet calling me.

 

[Guster]

I completely forgot about when bluemagic said his fists were going to write a poem on Otis' face.

 

[Frostillicus]

I think I had about 50 polish mistakes at the super bowl party I went to.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I completely forgot about when bluemagic said his fists were going to write a poem on Otis' face.

I forgot about that too.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I think I had about 50 polish mistakes at the super bowl party I went to.

I cooked up some ribs and beer cheese soup (with no Velveeta).

 

[Guster]

Staff sent home early after students were dismissed today. Cincinnati area forecast calling for a wintry mix of ice/sharks/minor-league Reds signings.

I think I hear the bottle of Knob Creek in the cabinet calling me.

wait, you're a teacher in the area?

 

[Osaurus]

I have been to Vegas many times. The only time I ever gambled was showing Mrs. Osaurus how to play video poker. That was it. She takes a quarter each time with her and plays 1 slot machine. Weird right?

Yeah, that's odd.

One of my business partners has been to Vegas 3-4 times. He'll put $20 in slot machine, lose it, and then won't bet the rest of the trip.

So.....what's left to do after that? Shows?

2nd job

 

[General Malaise]

alright, what's with all the movies on facebook?

 

[Rustoleum]

Staff sent home early after students were dismissed today. Cincinnati area forecast calling for a wintry mix of ice/sharks/minor-league Reds signings.I think I hear the bottle of Knob Creek in the cabinet calling me.

wait, you're a teacher in the area?

I do IT for a school district in N KY. I can see your HQ from my office.

 

[General Malaise]

I think I had about 50 polish mistakes at the super bowl party I went to.

I cooked up some ribs and beer cheese soup (with no Velveeta).

Pulled pork in the crock pot here. No euphemism nor any processed cheese product.