GM's thread about nothing (47 Viewers)

[charvik]

Anything to bet on today Olympics related? Not that it would be on TV if I did.....

I had some riveting bets this morning... 1-1, +/-0

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife has been really nice to me lately. She must be having an affair.

 

[kevzilla]

My wife has been really nice to me lately. She must be having an affair.

I haven't been out of the state. Talk to Zooks.

 

[FDAS]

My wife has been really nice to me lately. She must be having an affair.

Furley, imo

 

[Guster]

My wife has been really nice to me lately. She must be having an affair.

I haven't been out of the state. Talk to Zooks.

yes... Zooks. talk to Zooks...

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I would like to state for the record that I am NOT banging Mrs Frosty.

Or Mrs. Quinoa for that matter.

 

[Abraham]

Bogart > Your struggle with SAP and desire to find a new job were featured in one of my blogs today.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I would like to state for the record that I am NOT banging Mrs Frosty.

Or Mrs. Quinoa for that matter.

Same here. Including Mrs. Malloy.

 

[phrozen]

so my wife has recently started to use ebay for clothes shopping and has found some decent deals. the only problem is she using my account and now I have become the one who watches the bids and tries to get them for her. I have two ending within the hour. Funny how it goes from "honey can I have your ebay info so I can look at a few things" to me now being her ebay assistant.

 

[Henry Ford]

so my wife has recently started to use ebay for clothes shopping and has found some decent deals. the only problem is she using my account and now I have become the one who watches the bids and tries to get them for her. I have two ending within the hour. Funny how it goes from "honey can I have your ebay info so I can look at a few things" to me now being her ebay assistant.

Boy, this ebay thing is easy! She should have started doing this years ago!

 

[GroveDiesel]

so my wife has recently started to use ebay for clothes shopping and has found some decent deals. the only problem is she using my account and now I have become the one who watches the bids and tries to get them for her. I have two ending within the hour. Funny how it goes from "honey can I have your ebay info so I can look at a few things" to me now being her ebay assistant.

If you "accidentally" buy something hideous instead of what she wanted, would that get you out of it going forward? Or buy something different and then tell her that you know it's not what she wanted, but you thought this would look better...and it's 3 sizes too big...

 

[phrozen]

so my wife has recently started to use ebay for clothes shopping and has found some decent deals. the only problem is she using my account and now I have become the one who watches the bids and tries to get them for her. I have two ending within the hour. Funny how it goes from "honey can I have your ebay info so I can look at a few things" to me now being her ebay assistant.

Boy, this ebay thing is easy! She should have started doing this years ago!

I know

honestly, I hadn't even used my account for years until she recently discovered it so it took some time to remember how to navigate and bidding strategies. the good news is this one jacket she is looking to win is in the $100 range so I am going to work it in as a V-Day present. It is worth a shot

 

[Gadzooks]

HR sent an email to everyone saying basically "it's not big issue, but please remember to keep internal group emails professional and end the emails with "Sincerely" or "thank you" instead of "I love you" or "xoxo", it is funny and while customers don't see it, it would be better to not do it.. blah blah blah"

I responded with:

Thank you, I agree completely and have been waiting for someone to address this.

Hugs and kittens,

Gadzooks

 

[phrozen]

so my wife has recently started to use ebay for clothes shopping and has found some decent deals. the only problem is she using my account and now I have become the one who watches the bids and tries to get them for her. I have two ending within the hour. Funny how it goes from "honey can I have your ebay info so I can look at a few things" to me now being her ebay assistant.

If you "accidentally" buy something hideous instead of what she wanted, would that get you out of it going forward? Or buy something different and then tell her that you know it's not what she wanted, but you thought this would look better...and it's 3 sizes too big...

I don't think that would phase her. I have tried to teach her in the past but she loses interest really quickly. So I try to watch out for auctions when I can but its getting to the point where we are going to need to have a sit down and discuss her bidding and making sure she follows through with it. should be a great discussion

 

[Frostillicus]

MOP seems to thinking being a teacher is super easy. He's probably right.

 

[belljr]

sounds like you need to buy her something slutty.... she will never ask you again

 

[phrozen]

HR sent an email to everyone saying basically "it's not big issue, but please remember to keep internal group emails professional and end the emails with "Sincerely" or "thank you" instead of "I love you" or "xoxo", it is funny and while customers don't see it, it would be better to not do it.. blah blah blah"

I responded with:

Thank you, I agree completely and have been waiting for someone to address this.

Hugs and kittens,

Gadzooks

love it

let us know if you get a response back. I bet whomever received it really doesn't even know where to go from there.

 

[mr roboto]

'Honey, I thought you were a size 4. Didn't realize you are a 12. I'm sorry.'

 

[Bogart]

Bogart > Your struggle with SAP and desire to find a new job were featured in one of my blogs today.

Link?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Time for a Malloy v. MOP Internet Teach-Off IMO.

 

[GroveDiesel]

sounds like you need to buy her something slutty.... she will never ask you again

"I know you wanted that Coach purse, but I thought you'd really get more use out of these vibrating panties."

 

[phrozen]

MOP seems to thinking being a teacher is super easy. He's probably right.

I am really wondering if it is shtick. No one can really think teaching is just showing up, writing some math problems on the board, answering some questions, leaving school at 3:30, getting blackout drunk, and pushing women out of cars or can they?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My wife has been really nice to me lately. She must be having an affair.

Ooh, hire me as your detective.

 

[phrozen]

sounds like you need to buy her something slutty.... she will never ask you again

"I know you wanted that Coach purse, but I thought you'd really get more use out of these vibrating panties."

I have thought about going the lingerie route but then I quickly came to my senses that buying potentially worn lingerie would not be good for all parties involved.

 

[Henry Ford]

MOP seems to thinking being a teacher is super easy. He's probably right.

I am really wondering if it is shtick. No one can really think teaching is just showing up, writing some math problems on the board, answering some questions, leaving school at 3:30, getting blackout drink, and pushing women out of cars or can they?

I should've been a teacher

 

[phrozen]

another auction won

:flex:

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife has been really nice to me lately. She must be having an affair.

Ooh, hire me as your detective.

I feel like you'd be bad at hiding.

 

[Frostillicus]

Time for a Malloy v. MOP Internet Teach-Off IMO.

With every post I kept wishing he'd show up.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

another auction won

:flex:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My wife has been really nice to me lately. She must be having an affair.

Ooh, hire me as your detective.

I feel like you'd be bad at hiding.

I will hide in plain site or something. Maybe cut the bottom out of a dumpster and roll around behind her?

 

[Frostillicus]

Seriously you guys. She's making lunch for me everyday.

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife has been really nice to me lately. She must be having an affair.

Ooh, hire me as your detective.

I feel like you'd be bad at hiding.

I will hide in plain site or something. Maybe cut the bottom out of a dumpster and roll around behind her?

This is intriguing. I am intrigued.

 

[Drifter]

Seriously you guys. She's making lunch for me everyday.

Sounds like she wants to make sure you don't come home during lunch

 

[GroveDiesel]

sounds like you need to buy her something slutty.... she will never ask you again

"I know you wanted that Coach purse, but I thought you'd really get more use out of these vibrating panties."

I have thought about going the lingerie route but then I quickly came to my senses that buying potentially worn lingerie would not be good for all parties involved.

Vintage vibrating panties.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Time for a Malloy v. MOP Internet Teach-Off IMO.

With every post I kept wishing he'd show up.

We could go over to his place. I've posted there a bit.

 

[phrozen]

Seriously you guys. She's making lunch for me everyday.

is she buttering you up for V-Day?

Do you guys normally celebrate it?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Who is your guys' favorite Octonaut? Mine is Kwazii.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Time for a Malloy v. MOP Internet Teach-Off IMO.

I was waiting for someone to bring this up.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Who is your guys' favorite Octonaut? Mine is Kwazii.

It's been on my tv many times. I could not tell you one of their names though.

 

[phrozen]

Time for a Malloy v. MOP Internet Teach-Off IMO.

I was waiting for someone to bring this up.

MOP has to reveal the first names of his students to we all can laugh at the ridiculous names

 

[Frostillicus]

Seriously you guys. She's making lunch for me everyday.

is she buttering you up for V-Day?

Do you guys normally celebrate it?

No.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Who is your guys' favorite Octonaut? Mine is Kwazii.

It's been on my tv many times. I could not tell you one of their names though.

The main guy is Captain Barnacles.

 

[Frostillicus]

Who is your guys' favorite Octonaut? Mine is Kwazii.

You pretty much have to go with Kwazi or Barnacles.

 

[Osaurus]

Prof. Inkling down? Dude sports a freaking monocle. Seriously, this is the 1st time I ever heard of these things as I do not have kids

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Prof. Inkling down? Dude sports a freaking monocle. Seriously, this is the 1st time I ever heard of these things as I do not have kids

I'd go with Peso or Inkles.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Giving MoP's opinion on teaching (or anything that requires common sense, intelligence, and normal human emotions) any serious consideration would be like listening to LarryBoy talk about geology and/or biology.

 

[Guster]

Prof. Inkling down? Dude sports a freaking monocle. Seriously, this is the 1st time I ever heard of these things as I do not have kids

I'd go with Peso or Inkles.

must be for younger kids... never heard of them. Dr. Shellington looks like a solid choice. Tunip is the dud

 

[belljr]

Seriously you guys. She's making lunch for me everyday.

ah the ole slow poison route, i like her style

 

[FDAS]

Who is your guys' favorite Octonaut? Mine is Kwazii.

Sheriff Callie

 

[Henry Ford]

I think I just freaked out MOP by telling him I've been to his favorite car wash/romantic restaurant.