GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[-fish-]

you've posted that before, no? I recognize that psychobabble, and I don't think it was from someone I dated.

 

[YSR]

you've posted that before, no? I recognize that psychobabble, and I don't think it was from someone I dated.

Yeah. There's definitely more, but I figured I'd ease Homer in with a couple of her greatest hits.

 

[Thorn]

 

[Abraham]

Seriously, is there any worse of a backhanded compliment than telling the guy you just hooked up with...

into your unmade bed
it smells
of loneliness

 

[Thorn]

Seriously, is there any worse of a backhanded compliment than telling the guy you just hooked up with...

into your unmade bed
it smells
of loneliness

seems doge-like if doge was depressed

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Seriously, is there any worse of a backhanded compliment than telling the guy you just hooked up with...

into your unmade bed
it smells
of loneliness

seems doge-like if doge was depressed

 

[Limp Ditka]

Seriously, is there any worse of a backhanded compliment than telling the guy you just hooked up with...

into your unmade bed
it smells
of loneliness

seems doge-like if doge was depressed

very crusty

much bedbug

so stainy

 

[-fish-]

Seriously, is there any worse of a backhanded compliment than telling the guy you just hooked up with...

into your unmade bed
it smells
of loneliness

I bet her vajajay smells of loneliness.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My window for getting a new job is pretty darn small right now. I pretty much have to find something and interview before I start showing. And even then, I don't know how comfortable I am starting a new job 5 months before going on maternity leave (even though my leave was only 4 days with my first). And then there's the whole pre-existing condition thing with insurance. So, it looks like I'm stuck listening to my crazy coworker sing, cry, and watch Hulu all day. And IM me Buzzfeed links. And start sobbing whenever she sees my child because seeing her causes her to "mourn the children that I will never have" (direct quote from her blog).

It's neat here.

oof

that sounds horrible, unless the buzzfeed links are really awesome.

Generally speaking, they are not. Typically it's "31 reasons I am going to be alone on Valentine's Day" type stuff.

I've quoted from her blog in here before. She's the one who likened her sin to a kitten, when really is a full-grown lioness wanting to eat her. It's a lot to handle on a daily basis.

Spoiler

I am by nature NOT a repenter. I want to be. I strive to be. But the truth is, my sin keeps coming to get me. I don't keep it out. I go to the store, purchase it, and call it a kitten, when really it is a hungry, full grown lioness with babies at home and I am the only living thing in the house. I pet my sin and believe that it loves me and that it will make me happy and while I think it is licking my hand out of affection, in reality, she is just playing with her food before she eats it. I am a fool.

Spoiler

Whoa

Spoiler

Yes. I vaguely recall asking for her number last time this was posted.

Spoiler

Have at it. Just know that this is the kind of thing she'll write about you after spending the night at your house one time (and she's a virgin so it's not like it would be worth it).

Kisses
pass between lips
and tongues
stained red
and we fall
into your unmade bed
it smells
of loneliness
and you reach
inside me
and pull out
my blackest part
not my heart
I gave it away
long ago
to the man before you
or maybe
before him
I don’t remember
ripping little pieces out
flinging them
to a boy
with golden eyes
to a man with copper skin
with hair dark as obsidian
so as you hold me
in your arms
lay your head on my chest
you will hear
nothing
just hollow
empty
silence
and the tears
that wet my cheeks
are akin to those of
crocodiles
weak imitations
shadows of the real thing
I no longer
mourn
what used to be

I swear this entire exchange has happened before.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Seriously, is there any worse of a backhanded compliment than telling the guy you just hooked up with...

into your unmade bed
it smells
of loneliness

Loneliness would probably be the best smell emanating from my bed.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Seriously, is there any worse of a backhanded compliment than telling the guy you just hooked up with...

into your unmade bed
it smells
of loneliness

seems doge-like if doge was depressed

 

[Drifter]

My window for getting a new job is pretty darn small right now. I pretty much have to find something and interview before I start showing. And even then, I don't know how comfortable I am starting a new job 5 months before going on maternity leave (even though my leave was only 4 days with my first). And then there's the whole pre-existing condition thing with insurance. So, it looks like I'm stuck listening to my crazy coworker sing, cry, and watch Hulu all day. And IM me Buzzfeed links. And start sobbing whenever she sees my child because seeing her causes her to "mourn the children that I will never have" (direct quote from her blog).

It's neat here.

I don't believe pregnancy can be considered a pre-existing condition and since you are insured now and would presumably be insured at a new position, it wouldn't be an issue anyway.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Daily garbage

Why Hoth lost their Olympic bid. Big improvement if you ask me.

John Stewart on that gay guy from Missouri (not SLB)

Huffington and Facebook taking shtick

ALL SFW

 

[General Malaise]

Pho King Good

This is in my neighborhood. I didn't know it existed. Co-worker went last night. Told me that Koreans pronounce "Pho" like this

I shall visit posthaste.

 

[Osaurus]

Pha King amazing IMO

 

[phrozen]

Still some spots open in cakeleague

1. shuke

2. Chem X

3. Mr. Pickles

4. cheese

5. Greco

6. FDAS

7. urbanhack

8. SoCalBroncoFan

9. Premier

10. Rudnicki

11. John Bender

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

IN

this is for football right?

if you have followed the Tim drafts for the past 2 years I am easy money

 

[phrozen]

Shouldn't it be Henry Ford fan?

Sorry, what?

A few years ago there was evidently a Mass Confusion over in the Shark Pool when a poster with the username of a real person posted something and everyone took it as if it were really that person posting it. There was then a Great Purge where everyone who had a real person username got their name changed to ______ ______ Fan.

So someone thought Pete Rose or Ray Lewis were posting in the Shark Pool? Seems reasonable.

And thanks for explaining. However, I am actually Henry Ford, so no confusion. I'll pay you $5 a day to work, as long as you're a good Christian man.

can you tell your family to stop screwing up the Lions? TIA

 

[phrozen]

hey Aaron - if I crate The.Joe.Bryant.Robot alias, can you approve it for me?

TIA

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

hey Aaron - if I crate The.Joe.Bryant.Robot alias, can you approve it for me?

TIA

go ahead and crate it.

np

 

[krista4]

Pho King Good

This is in my neighborhood. I didn't know it existed. Co-worker went last night. Told me that Koreans pronounce "Pho" like this

I shall visit posthaste.

 

[Abraham]

Pho King Good

This is in my neighborhood. I didn't know it existed. Co-worker went last night. Told me that Koreans pronounce "Pho" like

I'm Naan surprised you didn't get the joke.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I thought everybody knew how to pronounce the word, not just Koreans.

 

[krista4]

I thought everybody knew how to pronounce the word, not just Koreans.

That was Part A of my confusion.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Our little GM is growing up!

 

[phrozen]

I thought everybody knew how to pronounce the word, not just Koreans.

 

[phrozen]

so a new cafe opened in my building recently. My company kicked out the old cafe because their food was not deemed "healthy". In comes the new place with some marginal improvements.

Today I tried their sweet potato puffs and it is like eating mushy dog food. If you pick one up, it squishes in your hand.

1.5/10 will not have again.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I thought everybody knew how to pronounce the word, not just Koreans.

That was Part A of my confusion.

Part B is why would the Korean pronunciation of a Vietnamese dish be so critical?

 

[krista4]

I thought everybody knew how to pronounce the word, not just Koreans.

That was Part A of my confusion.

Part B is why would the Korean pronunciation of a Vietnamese dish be so critical?

Bingo!

 

[General Malaise]

Pho King Good

This is in my neighborhood. I didn't know it existed. Co-worker went last night. Told me that Koreans pronounce "Pho" like this

I shall visit posthaste.

I'm not very smart nor cultured.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I wonder how Mexicans pronounce Pizza

 

[General Malaise]

I thought it was a funny name for a restaurant. Sorry.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I thought it was a funny name for a restaurant. Sorry.

oh it is

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Pho King Good

This is in my neighborhood. I didn't know it existed. Co-worker went last night. Told me that Koreans pronounce "Pho" like

I think you're very bright.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

BRIGHT!!! GET IT?!?!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I wonder how Mexicans pronounce Pizza

Toe-Stah-Duh

 

[Good Posting Judge]

How on Earth (wocka) does Gravity have a 97% rotten tomatoes score? Did I watch the wrong movie?

Here are my rankings so far:

Her

Wolf of Wall St. / 12 Years a Slave

Captain Phillips

American Hustle

Gravity

Need to see:

Nebraska

Dallas Buyers Club

Philomena

 

[Fuller]

I'm with ya, GM. Never knew how it was pronounced until I heard it on a TV show awhile back.

 

[UniAlias]

so a new cafe opened in my building recently. My company kicked out the old cafe because their food was not deemed "healthy". In comes the new place with some marginal improvements.

Today I tried their sweet potato puffs and it is like eating mushy dog food. If you pick one up, it squishes in your hand.

1.5/10 will not have again.

The little deli in my office building is called "Euro-Mex Cafe". It's owned by an Asian couple. Depending on the day of the week they offer Belgian waffles with coffee, enchiladas, and general tso chicken. It's so confusing and all really terrible.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Gravity was pretty awesome in IMAX 3D. I would think it would suffer watching it on a small screen.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Gravity was pretty awesome in IMAX 3D. I would think it would suffer watching it on a small screen.

I'm a FBG, we have an IMAX 3D screen in our living room.

Both actors were horrendous. The story and the dialogue were horrendous. I thought it was Oktoberfest from a technical standpoint.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Gravity was pretty awesome in IMAX 3D. I would think it would suffer watching it on a small screen.

I'm gonna watch it on my phone.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Captain Phillips didn't really impress me. Nothing really wrong with it but it just didn't stand out. Plus I was distracted by the fact that Tom Hanks in that role looks exactly my brother.

 

[YSR]

We started watching it via laptop/Chromecast this past weekend. I got 30 minutes into it and tapped.

 

[Abraham]

Captain Phillips didn't really impress me. Nothing really wrong with it but it just didn't stand out. Plus I was distracted by the fact that Tom Hanks in that role looks exactly my brother.

I kind of got the feeling that if it hadn't been tom hanks no one would have cared about that movie at all.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

"I'm the Captain now."

-Sandra Bullock in Gravity

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Say, anyone have any good ideas for games/activities for a 4 yo birthday party? We will be at a park and have a large expanse of grass, tables, etc.

 

[Annyong]

Say, anyone have any good ideas for games/activities for a 4 yo birthday party? We will be at a park and have a large expanse of grass, tables, etc.

Jarts

 

[krista4]

Captain Phillips didn't really impress me. Nothing really wrong with it but it just didn't stand out. Plus I was distracted by the fact that Tom Hanks in that role looks exactly my brother.

Couldn't get into that at all.

I saw Gravity on IMAX 3D and thought it was technically great, but nothing else interesting about it.

 

[phrozen]

so a new cafe opened in my building recently. My company kicked out the old cafe because their food was not deemed "healthy". In comes the new place with some marginal improvements.

Today I tried their sweet potato puffs and it is like eating mushy dog food. If you pick one up, it squishes in your hand.

1.5/10 will not have again.

The little deli in my office building is called "Euro-Mex Cafe". It's owned by an Asian couple. Depending on the day of the week they offer Belgian waffles with coffee, enchiladas, and general tso chicken. It's so confusing and all really terrible.

that does sound terrible

 

[FDAS]

Say, anyone have any good ideas for games/activities for a 4 yo birthday party? We will be at a park and have a large expanse of grass, tables, etc.

Lawn darts and running suicides