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[Officer Pete Malloy]

1. Wife and #1 son are working late. #2 son is out doing something stupid probably. It's just me, my 2 dogs, and 2.5 cats. I'm honoring the occasion by drinking whiskey and diets. On first drink now.

2. Blasting Spotify. My main playlist is freaking bizarre since I use it in the classroom. Everything from the Clash to Demi Lovato. Mungo Jerry to Pharrell. Splitsville to Elle Goulding.

3. Did a wedding rehearsal today after school. The wedding is tomorrow. The groom is a former student as is the best man. Another groomsman is also a former student whose wedding I did a few months back. It was at his wedding that I did a shot of Fireball (the official hard liquor of Bakersfield since 2012) in the groom's room. Today said groomsman offered me a beer out of the cooler he was lugging around. I declined using the "low carb" excuse. Made the mistake of saying "I'll probably go home and have a couple of whiskey and diets". Twice said groomsman stated that he was bringing some whiskey tomorrow just for me. The wedding is 15 miles out of town out in "horse country". I might have to walk.

4. I love you.

 

[Limp Ditka]

15 mile walk? Who do you think you are, Bob?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I have a cold.

Thought and prayers are appreciated.

One thought heading your way

I knew I could count on you.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

1. Wife and #1 son are working late. #2 son is out doing something stupid probably. It's just me, my 2 dogs, and 2.5 cats. I'm honoring the occasion by drinking whiskey and diets. On first drink now.

2. Blasting Spotify. My main playlist is freaking bizarre since I use it in the classroom. Everything from the Clash to Demi Lovato. Mungo Jerry to Pharrell. Splitsville to Elle Goulding.

3. Did a wedding rehearsal today after school. The wedding is tomorrow. The groom is a former student as is the best man. Another groomsman is also a former student whose wedding I did a few months back. It was at his wedding that I did a shot of Fireball (the official hard liquor of Bakersfield since 2012) in the groom's room. Today said groomsman offered me a beer out of the cooler he was lugging around. I declined using the "low carb" excuse. Made the mistake of saying "I'll probably go home and have a couple of whiskey and diets". Twice said groomsman stated that he was bringing some whiskey tomorrow just for me. The wedding is 15 miles out of town out in "horse country". I might have to walk.

4. I love you.

Sounds like a good kid.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

15 mile walk? Who do you think you are, Bob?

Good point.

 

[Annyong]

Introducing my boys to the joys of Spring Training on MLB Network right now. They are pretty excited for the Cubs to suck balls again.

 

[kevzilla]

Drinking. That's what I forgot.

 

[Annyong]

My penis weasel brother has apparently banged a couple British or Canadian chicks on his 8 week vacation in Austrailia/Thailand/Vietnam.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Introducing my boys to the joys of Spring Training on MLB Network right now. They are pretty excited for the Cubs to suck balls again.

Did you tell them that we resigned Peanut today?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Drinking. That's what I forgot.

Hate when that happens.

 

[Limp Ditka]

PEANUT!

 

[Annyong]

Introducing my boys to the joys of Spring Training on MLB Network right now. They are pretty excited for the Cubs to suck balls again.

Did you tell them that we resigned Peanut today?

Yeah one of them is currently ####ting his pants thinking about it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My penis weasel brother has apparently banged a couple British or Canadian chicks on his 8 week vacation in Austrailia/Thailand/Vietnam.

From now on his Delta Tau Chi nickname is SEATO.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

PEANUT!

All jokes aside this is a good signing. Regardless (almost) of his production. Team leader and mentor to younger dudes.

/sharkpool

 

[St. Louis Bob]

15 mile walk? Who do you think you are, Bob?

Good point.

The read your opening line as "my #1 wife" the first time.

ETA

When I did that 50 mile MS thing, doing 16-17 miles a day three days in a row, hurt. Even after the first day. Conditioning, man.

 

[1234]

Quick note to the happy people who asked: Miss is doing well-ish. She still gets nervous walking at night when there aren't many people but she takes solace having a big, buff guy in bed with her...but he won't make room for me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Re: That old FB pic

That was the time when the hot chick that was 3 years older than me was firing and I was too stupid to realize it. I don't even see her in that pic but trust me that every guy wanted to do things including the dads. She always had me walk her to the bathroom and even asked me to come into the bathroom while she was going once. One of many times I wish I could travel back in time with Uncle Rico and punch myself.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Quick note to the happy people who asked: Miss is doing well-ish. She still gets nervous walking at night when there aren't many people but she takes solace having a big, buff guy in bed with her...but he won't make room for me.

Maybe rub his shoulders and make sounds like a wounded rabbit.

Good to hear about the misses though.

 

[strykerpks]

Quick note to the happy people who asked: Miss is doing well-ish. She still gets nervous walking at night when there aren't many people but she takes solace having a big, buff guy in bed with her...but he won't make room for me.

 

[1234]

Quick note to the happy people who asked: Miss is doing well-ish. She still gets nervous walking at night when there aren't many people but she takes solace having a big, buff guy in bed with her...but he won't make room for me.

Maybe rub his shoulders and make sounds like a wounded rabbit.

Good to hear about the misses though.

Thanks man.

I've dropped to 150lbs getting ready for the 70.3 triathlon in June so she better love stamina over hulk-y, bulge-y, muscle-y guys.

 

[1234]

Quick note to the happy people who asked: Miss is doing well-ish. She still gets nervous walking at night when there aren't many people but she takes solace having a big, buff guy in bed with her...but he won't make room for me.

Thanks, GB. It's hard for someone as passive as me to see this. I should probably step up and be more aggressive.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Re: That old FB pic

That was the time when the hot chick that was 3 years older than me was firing and I was too stupid to realize it. I don't even see her in that pic but trust me that every guy wanted to do things including the dads. She always had me walk her to the bathroom and even asked me to come into the bathroom while she was going once. One of many times I wish I could travel back in time with Uncle Rico and punch myself.

If I (all of us really) could go back in time and realize when chicks wanted the D none of us would be able to walk now.

 

[-fish-]

3. Did a wedding rehearsal today after school. The wedding is tomorrow. The groom is a former student as is the best man. Another groomsman is also a former student whose wedding I did a few months back. It was at his wedding that I did a shot of Fireball (the official hard liquor of Bakersfield since 2012) in the groom's room. Today said groomsman offered me a beer out of the cooler he was lugging around. I declined using the "low carb" excuse. Made the mistake of saying "I'll probably go home and have a couple of whiskey and diets". Twice said groomsman stated that he was bringing some whiskey tomorrow just for me. The wedding is 15 miles out of town out in "horse country". I might have to walk.

can't you borrow a horse? or ride in the back of a pickup?

Drinking. That's what I forgot.

Hate when that happens.

that's why I never don't drink. then I don't have to worry about forgetting.

 

[1234]

Re: That old FB pic

That was the time when the hot chick that was 3 years older than me was firing and I was too stupid to realize it. I don't even see her in that pic but trust me that every guy wanted to do things including the dads. She always had me walk her to the bathroom and even asked me to come into the bathroom while she was going once. One of many times I wish I could travel back in time with Uncle Rico and punch myself.

If I (all of us really) could go back in time and realize when chicks wanted the D none of us would be able to walk now.

Slightly off topic but I do need to ask (and SLB can verify me asking this) do you married/long term guys not get sex that often? I honestly thought it was a guy shtick/message board thing but now I wonder.

 

[drummer]

Re: That old FB pic

That was the time when the hot chick that was 3 years older than me was firing and I was too stupid to realize it. I don't even see her in that pic but trust me that every guy wanted to do things including the dads. She always had me walk her to the bathroom and even asked me to come into the bathroom while she was going once. One of many times I wish I could travel back in time with Uncle Rico and punch myself.

If I (all of us really) could go back in time and realize when chicks wanted the D none of us would be able to walk now.

Slightly off topic but I do need to ask (and SLB can verify me asking this) do you married/long term guys not get sex that often? I honestly thought it was a guy shtick/message board thing but now I wonder.

Just check out their post counts. Then you'll have your answer.

 

[T Bell]

My penis weasel brother has apparently banged a couple British or Canadian chicks on his 8 week vacation in Austrailia/Thailand/Vietnam.

What's the difference?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

3. Did a wedding rehearsal today after school. The wedding is tomorrow. The groom is a former student as is the best man. Another groomsman is also a former student whose wedding I did a few months back. It was at his wedding that I did a shot of Fireball (the official hard liquor of Bakersfield since 2012) in the groom's room. Today said groomsman offered me a beer out of the cooler he was lugging around. I declined using the "low carb" excuse. Made the mistake of saying "I'll probably go home and have a couple of whiskey and diets". Twice said groomsman stated that he was bringing some whiskey tomorrow just for me. The wedding is 15 miles out of town out in "horse country". I might have to walk.

can't you borrow a horse? or ride in the back of a pickup?

Drinking. That's what I forgot.

Hate when that happens.

that's why I never don't drink. then I don't have to worry about forgetting.

You are a wise man.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We're all ##### in our own special way.

Random garbage

Worst Studio Portraits People Paid For

SFW and only 1 or 2 cats. Doge-free. No nudes of Andre Rison so Rude can ignore.

 

[1234]

Re: That old FB pic

That was the time when the hot chick that was 3 years older than me was firing and I was too stupid to realize it. I don't even see her in that pic but trust me that every guy wanted to do things including the dads. She always had me walk her to the bathroom and even asked me to come into the bathroom while she was going once. One of many times I wish I could travel back in time with Uncle Rico and punch myself.

If I (all of us really) could go back in time and realize when chicks wanted the D none of us would be able to walk now.

Slightly off topic but I do need to ask (and SLB can verify me asking this) do you married/long term guys not get sex that often? I honestly thought it was a guy shtick/message board thing but now I wonder.

Just check out their post counts. Then you'll have your answer.

Nice troll work. Sleep here often?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cat smacks a bee. What's the worst that could happen?

 

[T Bell]

Re: That old FB pic

That was the time when the hot chick that was 3 years older than me was firing and I was too stupid to realize it. I don't even see her in that pic but trust me that every guy wanted to do things including the dads. She always had me walk her to the bathroom and even asked me to come into the bathroom while she was going once. One of many times I wish I could travel back in time with Uncle Rico and punch myself.

If I (all of us really) could go back in time and realize when chicks wanted the D none of us would be able to walk now.

Slightly off topic but I do need to ask (and SLB can verify me asking this) do you married/long term guys not get sex that often? I honestly thought it was a guy shtick/message board thing but now I wonder.

Absent something relatively unusual like a serious health problem, a good marriage should have sex regularly. That said, it's never going to be at the frantic pace it was when you first met.

For some married couples this means "only" 2 times per week; for others even less, and for others more. The good news is that if the marriage is healthy overall, you don't tend to miss the sex like you did when you're single.

Also, if the sex completely disappears from your relationship (again, absent other issues), that's usually a strong signal that there are problems.

HTH

 

[T Bell]

We're all ##### in our own special way.

Random garbage

Worst Studio Portraits People Paid For

SFW and only 1 or 2 cats. Doge-free. No nudes of Andre Rison so Rude can ignore.

Oh, hello shuke!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We're all ##### in our own special way.

Random garbage

Worst Studio Portraits People Paid For

SFW and only 1 or 2 cats. Doge-free. No nudes of Andre Rison so Rude can ignore.

Oh, hello shuke!

10/10 would bang

 

[1234]

Re: That old FB pic

That was the time when the hot chick that was 3 years older than me was firing and I was too stupid to realize it. I don't even see her in that pic but trust me that every guy wanted to do things including the dads. She always had me walk her to the bathroom and even asked me to come into the bathroom while she was going once. One of many times I wish I could travel back in time with Uncle Rico and punch myself.

If I (all of us really) could go back in time and realize when chicks wanted the D none of us would be able to walk now.

Slightly off topic but I do need to ask (and SLB can verify me asking this) do you married/long term guys not get sex that often? I honestly thought it was a guy shtick/message board thing but now I wonder.

Absent something relatively unusual like a serious health problem, a good marriage should have sex regularly. That said, it's never going to be at the frantic pace it was when you first met.

For some married couples this means "only" 2 times per week; for others even less, and for others more. The good news is that if the marriage is healthy overall, you don't tend to miss the sex like you did when you're single.

Also, if the sex completely disappears from your relationship (again, absent other issues), that's usually a strong signal that there are problems.

HTH

It may help if this is the norm. Every relationship I've had going back to when I separated from my ex wife, there has been sex (damn near) every day (and for the long distance relationships, every day+ that we were together) so maybe I'm extremely lucky that I engage with very sexually active women...or maybe I don't satisfy them and they keep clamoring daily for some satisfaction.

This still doesn't answer if this is shtick or troof though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh lordy jebus.

A semi-friend's band is playing at a dive bar exactly 1 mile from my place. I'm 68% shammered and bored. So tempted to clean myself up and hike down there. No real hanky-panky but bored as freak. It would probably take me 20 mins to walk there and listen to some pretty decent bar-band music and play some grab ### with trailertrash sloots. I should really be talked out of this.

ETA: said bar only accepts cash which I have none. Would have to make some sort of withdrawl along the way. God, I hate being cool.

 

[bentley]

Man, that rodeo thing was pretty cool. Took my semialcoholic Purple Heart having Veitnam vet construction worker neighbor out for what was apparently his first public appearance since his wife passed away 18 months ago. He drank a bunch of whiskey and made a bit of an ### of himself which was fine because everyone was so happy about the fact he was out in public.

Also had some drunk chick named Kim offer me a cigarette and a chance to bang in the bathroom which reaffirms my position that 100% of women named Kim are sluts.

 

[Frostillicus]

Oh lordy jebus.

A semi-friend's band is playing at a dive bar exactly 1 mile from my place. I'm 68% shammered and bored. So tempted to clean myself up and hike down there. No real hanky-panky but bored as freak. It would probably take me 20 mins to walk there and listen to some pretty decent bar-band music and play some grab ### with trailertrash sloots. I should really be talked out of this.

ETA: said bar only accepts cash which I have none. Would have to make some sort of withdrawl along the way. God, I hate being cool.

I think you should go.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh lordy jebus.

A semi-friend's band is playing at a dive bar exactly 1 mile from my place. I'm 68% shammered and bored. So tempted to clean myself up and hike down there. No real hanky-panky but bored as freak. It would probably take me 20 mins to walk there and listen to some pretty decent bar-band music and play some grab ### with trailertrash sloots. I should really be talked out of this.

ETA: said bar only accepts cash which I have none. Would have to make some sort of withdrawl along the way. God, I hate being cool.

I think you should go.

Sounds like a quorum.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Oh lordy jebus.

A semi-friend's band is playing at a dive bar exactly 1 mile from my place. I'm 68% shammered and bored. So tempted to clean myself up and hike down there. No real hanky-panky but bored as freak. It would probably take me 20 mins to walk there and listen to some pretty decent bar-band music and play some grab ### with trailertrash sloots. I should really be talked out of this.

ETA: said bar only accepts cash which I have none. Would have to make some sort of withdrawl along the way. God, I hate being cool.

Almost same scenario. Have a guy I haven't seen in probably 20+ years that I'm FB friends with. His band is playing a bar about 2 miles away. Was tempted to go just for shtick purposes.

 

[Limp Ditka]

'Bored and thirsty' could be the GMTAN motto

 

[drummer]

Oh lordy jebus.

A semi-friend's band is playing at a dive bar exactly 1 mile from my place. I'm 68% shammered and bored. So tempted to clean myself up and hike down there. No real hanky-panky but bored as freak. It would probably take me 20 mins to walk there and listen to some pretty decent bar-band music and play some grab ### with trailertrash sloots. I should really be talked out of this.

ETA: said bar only accepts cash which I have none. Would have to make some sort of withdrawl along the way. God, I hate being cool.

I think you should go.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh lordy jebus.

A semi-friend's band is playing at a dive bar exactly 1 mile from my place. I'm 68% shammered and bored. So tempted to clean myself up and hike down there. No real hanky-panky but bored as freak. It would probably take me 20 mins to walk there and listen to some pretty decent bar-band music and play some grab ### with trailertrash sloots. I should really be talked out of this.

ETA: said bar only accepts cash which I have none. Would have to make some sort of withdrawl along the way. God, I hate being cool.

I think you should go.

Sounds like a quorum.

Maybe you'll meet a Kim.

 

[strykerpks]

Oh lordy jebus.

A semi-friend's band is playing at a dive bar exactly 1 mile from my place. I'm 68% shammered and bored. So tempted to clean myself up and hike down there. No real hanky-panky but bored as freak. It would probably take me 20 mins to walk there and listen to some pretty decent bar-band music and play some grab ### with trailertrash sloots. I should really be talked out of this.

ETA: said bar only accepts cash which I have none. Would have to make some sort of withdrawl along the way. God, I hate being cool.

I think you should go.

Sounds like a quorum.

 

[1234]

This drummer guy is a huge donkey, huh?

 

[krista4]

trained pallet
Oh stop.

 

[1234]

Krista>>

 

[-fish-]

Wiziwig

thanks for this.

couldn't find UCLA/Stanford anywhere else.

 

[krista4]

Krista>>

Hey friend. Makes me feel bad as I've thought a few times that I should send a message to see how you're doing as you haven't been around much. As usual, I fell down on the job and didn't get around to it. Hope you're well.

 

[Schlzm]

There are large parts of my life that are a pointless bag of ####. I was supposed to have a free weekend but it didn't pan out, things never pan out. What do I do? Drink. That is all, no replies needed, no where else worth posting this.

Schlzm

 

[strykerpks]

Wiziwig

thanks for this.

couldn't find UCLA/Stanford anywhere else.

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