GM's thread about nothing (53 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

Not the first nor certainly not the last time I've paid females to pretend to like me. With a miniscule penis and this skin tone, I sorta have to.

There's a Wildwings a mile from my office that I stop at before going home. The bartender is pretty sweet on GM (also a FB friend and kinda cute) and makes me feel like I'm not hideous and dying, so I tip her nicely. It's too bad their food sucks because really, it's a neat place.

No offense...but I think you got a "tail wagging the dog" thing going on here.

If it makes you feel any better GM, I was in Vegas this wkend and one of my buddies ran up a $6k tab at Saffire Friday night. When the X wore off around noon on Saturday, he considered reporting his card stolen until he was reminded that they fingerprinted him at the script club.

wtf? When did Vegas start keeping the ##### in Fort Knox?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Not the first nor certainly not the last time I've paid females to pretend to like me. With a miniscule penis and this skin tone, I sorta have to.

There's a Wildwings a mile from my office that I stop at before going home. The bartender is pretty sweet on GM (also a FB friend and kinda cute) and makes me feel like I'm not hideous and dying, so I tip her nicely. It's too bad their food sucks because really, it's a neat place.

No offense...but I think you got a "tail wagging the dog" thing going on here.

If it makes you feel any better GM, I was in Vegas this wkend and one of my buddies ran up a $6k tab at Saffire Friday night. When the X wore off around noon on Saturday, he considered reporting his card stolen until he was reminded that they fingerprinted him at the script club.

So you hope he feels better by taunting super happy fun GM?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Not the first nor certainly not the last time I've paid females to pretend to like me. With a miniscule penis and this skin tone, I sorta have to.

There's a Wildwings a mile from my office that I stop at before going home. The bartender is pretty sweet on GM (also a FB friend and kinda cute) and makes me feel like I'm not hideous and dying, so I tip her nicely. It's too bad their food sucks because really, it's a neat place.

No offense...but I think you got a "tail wagging the dog" thing going on here.

If it makes you feel any better GM, I was in Vegas this wkend and one of my buddies ran up a $6k tab at Saffire Friday night. When the X wore off around noon on Saturday, he considered reporting his card stolen until he was reminded that they fingerprinted him at the script club.

wtf? When did Vegas start keeping the ##### in Fort Knox?

They must only do that for ne'er-do-wells. I know they didn't fingerprint us when we were there.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Wait, I know I was drunk, but I my friends who aren't me, but were in Vegas at the same time I was didn't get fingerprinted in Vegas, did I they?

fakemod?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I know they didn't fingerprint us when we were there.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

6k isn't even a lot for that place

Knock off the 'script'club stuff though. That's Abe's shtick.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

6k isn't even a lot for that place

ball so hard

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

6k isn't even a lot for that place

ball so hard

I mean everything is stupid expensive.

 

[-fish-]

They fingerprint when you're obviously incoherent and get bottle service.

The more you know

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Somewhat NSFW.

 

[General Malaise]

GM's friends list:

-CFO

-Harvard

-Stanford

-Pot dealer

-COO

-Sweeps up peanut shells at Toby Keith's I Love This Bar

-Lives in Kenilworth, IL

-Co-founder of Microsoft

-Bartender at the Boar's Nest

-Famous actress/hot piece of ### who wouldn't let him cop a feel when they were in junior high together

-President of Earth

-Priest

-Bum

-CEO

-Retired God

-Graduate of Life University, School of Hard Knocks

-Student at Yale by day. By night, "Jasmine" on the side stage

-VP of Importance at Importantech

-flaghoople

You start out going, "Holy ####. How is GM friends with these people?"

Followed quickly by, "Holy ####. How is GM friends with these people?"

When I die I want this read at my memorial. Not enough likes on FBG to express how accurate this is.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

GM's friends list:

-CFO

-Harvard

-Stanford

-Pot dealer

-COO

-Sweeps up peanut shells at Toby Keith's I Love This Bar

-Lives in Kenilworth, IL

-Co-founder of Microsoft

-Bartender at the Boar's Nest

-Famous actress/hot piece of ### who wouldn't let him cop a feel when they were in junior high together

-President of Earth

-Priest

-Bum

-CEO

-Retired God

-Graduate of Life University, School of Hard Knocks

-Student at Yale by day. By night, "Jasmine" on the side stage

-VP of Importance at Importantech

-flaghoople

You start out going, "Holy ####. How is GM friends with these people?"

Followed quickly by, "Holy ####. How is GM friends with these people?"

You're good.

 

[kevzilla]

Somewhat NSFW.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Instead of trying to keep up with GMTAN I just finish whatever page I was on last and then read whatever posts are on the last page. While I am missing 85% of the content, my Krippling has dropped to 0%. So there's that.

 

[Otis]

Angelina Jolie is so, so hot in Wanted. Good gravy.

 

[T Bell]

Somewhat NSFW.

It's better with the sound off.

 

[belljr]

Brooklyn decker > Kate upton

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM's friends list:

-CFO

-Harvard

-Stanford

-Pot dealer

-COO

-Sweeps up peanut shells at Toby Keith's I Love This Bar

-Lives in Kenilworth, IL

-Co-founder of Microsoft

-Bartender at the Boar's Nest

-Famous actress/hot piece of ### who wouldn't let him cop a feel when they were in junior high together

-President of Earth

-Priest

-Bum

-CEO

-Retired God

-Graduate of Life University, School of Hard Knocks

-Student at Yale by day. By night, "Jasmine" on the side stage

-VP of Importance at Importantech

-flaghoople

You start out going, "Holy ####. How is GM friends with these people?"

Followed quickly by, "Holy ####. How is GM friends with these people?"

When I die I want this read at my memorial. Not enough likes on FBG to express how accurate this is.

I would like links to all of these but if I can only have one, it would be Yale Jasmine.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It just occurred to me that the cousin that Mrs. SLB went to visit because she had a baby, was the Flower Girl in our wedding. I feel really Old all of a sudden.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It just occurred to me that the cousin that Mrs. SLB went to visit because she had a baby, was the Flower Girl in our wedding. I feel really Old all of a sudden.

HA-HA

 

[Limp Ditka]

It just occurred to me that the cousin that Mrs. SLB went to visit because she had a baby, was the Flower Girl in our wedding. I feel really Old all of a sudden.

HA-HA

And that's when Bob realized he wasn't really all that old

 

[T Bell]

It just occurred to me that the cousin that Mrs. SLB went to visit because she had a baby, was the Flower Girl in our wedding. I feel really Old all of a sudden.

It sounds like now she's...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

...the deflowered girl.

(⌐■_■)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Today was the last day for the guy that teaches next door to me. I think I mentioned that he landed a job at the state pen. After the last bell I went over to say goodbye. We've worked next to each other for 10 years.

One of the older, female teachers was giving him a hug goodbye. He started to tear up. Then I came over to shake his hand and thank him for being a good friend all these years. He really started to cry then.

What a buttpirate.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It just occurred to me that the cousin that Mrs. SLB went to visit because she had a baby, was the Flower Girl in our wedding. I feel really Old all of a sudden.

It sounds like now she's...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

...the deflowered girl.

(⌐■_■)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

F'n hell.

 

[UniAlias]

GM's friends list:

-Bum

 

[Homer J Simpson]

GM's friends list:

-Bum

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Some solid posting on this page.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Have you ever interned for a business with a sex dungeon before?

No, but I've seen every episode of House of Cards.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I think I need to be a Women's basketball coach.

 

[BobbyLayne]

My fav exchange of the day - GM drops into Megachurch chat:

I am a pastor at a Mega-church. The FFA is an amazing location for insight. I appreciate all that I learn here.

Hi Pastor - can you confirm the existence of hot poon in your pews?

TIA

There are some very attractive women that attend our church.

 

[BobbyLayne]

2nd favorite:

I bet there's some mega hot poon in these pews, amirite?

I don't regularly attend a mega... but when I do this is definitely the case.

You guys are going to rot in someplace not so pleasant.

Gary, Indiana?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Somewhat NSFW.

Thank you for this.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

My fav exchange of the day - GM drops into Megachurch chat:

I am a pastor at a Mega-church. The FFA is an amazing location for insight. I appreciate all that I learn here.

Hi Pastor - can you confirm the existence of hot poon in your pews?

TIA

There are some very attractive women that attend our church.

Slacks with kneepads?

 

[belljr]

It just occurred to me that the cousin that Mrs. SLB went to visit because she had a baby, was the Flower Girl in our wedding. I feel really Old all of a sudden.

It sounds like now she's...

(_)

( _)>⌐■-■

...the deflowered girl.

(⌐■_■)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

2nd favorite:

I bet there's some mega hot poon in these pews, amirite?

I don't regularly attend a mega... but when I do this is definitely the case.

You guys are going to rot in someplace not so pleasant.

Gary, Indiana?

 

[Frostillicus]

Brooklyn decker > Kate upton

I think I agree with this.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My fav exchange of the day - GM drops into Megachurch chat:

I am a pastor at a Mega-church. The FFA is an amazing location for insight. I appreciate all that I learn here.

Hi Pastor - can you confirm the existence of hot poon in your pews?

TIA

There are some very attractive women that attend our church.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

People really watch that "How I Met Your Mother" goat-screw of a show?

 

[-fish-]

People really watch that "How I Met Your Mother" goat-screw of a show?

there's a thread around here someplace where nerds have been trying to guess who the mother is for years, since they didn't realize that it's just a plot device. makes the walking dead thread look smart.

 

[krista4]

It just occurred to me that the cousin that Mrs. SLB went to visit because she had a baby, was the Flower Girl in our wedding. I feel really Old all of a sudden.

It sounds like now she's...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

...the deflowered girl.

(⌐■_■)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Just got back from dinner and while there that song started up with the YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH. I was cracking up and couldn't explain why.

 

[Frostillicus]

Only person who thinks this?

Walter white went on too long?

Yes. He had a plan, but he should've died the night he went out for diapers and ended up in a bar drinking with Jane's dad.

It didn't end well.

 

[T Bell]

Only person who thinks this?

Walter white went on too long?

Yes. He had a plan, but he should've died the night he went out for diapers and ended up in a bar drinking with Jane's dad.

It didn't end well.

WTF?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

People really watch that "How I Met Your Mother" goat-screw of a show?

there's a thread around here someplace where nerds have been trying to guess who the mother is for years, since they didn't realize that it's just a plot device. makes the walking dead thread look smart.

Well...yeah. Just not sure how a grown man can get into that crap convention.

 

[General Malaise]

Kibbles & Bits has a new commercial. Good god... #thanksforthetip

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kibbles & Bits has a new commercial. Good god... #thanksforthetip

I think your link is broken.

 

[Gadzooks]

People really watch that "How I Met Your Mother" goat-screw of a show?

I watched it tonight literally for the first time. I think I'm only going to watch the series finale of shows for now on. Maybe I'll start with the finale for Breaking Bad? 24? Lost?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

People really watch that "How I Met Your Mother" goat-screw of a show?

there's a thread around here someplace where nerds have been trying to guess who the mother is for years, since they didn't realize that it's just a plot device. makes the walking dead thread look smart.

I think PKev is obligated to start threads about horrible shows.

 

[krista4]

Leaving without comment.

 

[Henry Ford]

Leaving without comment.

Oh, like you've never put up a craigslist ad for someone to fart in your mouth.

With gas, obviously.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

DD - you know this guy?