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Oh, happy Spring Break, futtbuckers. Just about to crack beer #1.

On the not-so-lighter side: Found out a couple days ago that my former assistant supernintendo passed away after fighting the ever-loving #### out of melanoma (he was 66). Rick was the guy who hired me for the job I still have today. One of the smartest people I've ever met and just a solid guy.

His funeral is tomorrow afternoon.
:banned: to rick. That #### is ####ed up

 
Hi friends,

gonna need some Clifton's notes for the past 380 pages of this thread.
Krista has moved all over the western hemisphere and is currently responsible for dozens of deaths in the Pacific Northwest.

GM hasn't become a better speller but LOVES getting stoned and riding bikes and stuff.

I ate a gallon of pizza today.

Abe writes blogs and gives speeches on topics he knows nothing about.

Thorn started his own law firm and is adopting Ukrainian children.

Fish...well, fish is in flux.

Bentley is Austin's golden boy.

Drifter probably has face cancer.

The Dallas contingent is a bunch of degenerates and I really want to hang out with them.

Tre and Guster make out while talking about bourbon.

Boxes of crap are flying all over the country.

Tanner isn't getting any younger, but his shtick still a hit. With me.

SLB is leaving a Krista-esque level of death in his wake and is living the swinger lifestyle as usual.

YSR hates Furley's baby or something.

Sacamano usually does these things but I figured I could help out just this once.

 
Hi friends,

gonna need some Clifton's notes for the past 380 pages of this thread.
Krista has moved all over the western hemisphere and is currently responsible for dozens of deaths in the Pacific Northwest.

GM hasn't become a better speller but LOVES getting stoned and riding bikes and stuff.

I ate a gallon of pizza today.

Abe writes blogs and gives speeches on topics he knows nothing about.

Thorn started his own law firm and is adopting Ukrainian children.

Fish...well, fish is in flux.

Bentley is Austin's golden boy.

Drifter probably has face cancer.

The Dallas contingent is a bunch of degenerates and I really want to hang out with them.

Tre and Guster make out while talking about bourbon.

Boxes of crap are flying all over the country.

Tanner isn't getting any younger, but his shtick still a hit. With me.

SLB is leaving a Krista-esque level of death in his wake and is living the swinger lifestyle as usual.

YSR hates Furley's baby or something.

Sacamano usually does these things but I figured I could help out just this once.
See? For everything everyone says about you I knew you were good for something. Tell Wheelhouse I said to give you a 10% raise.

 
Hi friends,

gonna need some Clifton's notes for the past 380 pages of this thread.
Krista has moved all over the western hemisphere and is currently responsible for dozens of deaths in the Pacific Northwest.

GM hasn't become a better speller but LOVES getting stoned and riding bikes and stuff.

I ate a gallon of pizza today.

Abe writes blogs and gives speeches on topics he knows nothing about.

Thorn started his own law firm and is adopting Ukrainian children.

Fish...well, fish is in flux.

Bentley is Austin's golden boy.

Drifter probably has face cancer.

The Dallas contingent is a bunch of degenerates and I really want to hang out with them.

Tre and Guster make out while talking about bourbon.

Boxes of crap are flying all over the country.

Tanner isn't getting any younger, but his shtick still a hit. With me.

SLB is leaving a Krista-esque level of death in his wake and is living the swinger lifestyle as usual.

YSR hates Furley's baby or something.

Sacamano usually does these things but I figured I could help out just this once.
:excited: Tre > gonna blend me some poor man's pappy tonight :banned: :thumbup:

 
Decided to limit myself to two drinks last night because I'm taking this two day long summing class. Of course that meant that my second was essentially a 20 oz glass of bourbon. Maybe not the best choice

 
Hail storm today. Golf-ball sized. Was at Walgreens when it hit. Got about 30 dents all over my car. Time to call the insurance company. Yea!

 
Hmmm. Place is packed. Have no idea what Krista looks like. Don't see ninja.

I'm wearing a red coat of any of them see this

 
Hmmm. Place is packed. Have no idea what Krista looks like. Don't see ninja.

I'm wearing a red coat of any of them see this
Good thing you aren't meeting Tanner. He might have a flashback and try to put a musket ball in you.
 
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