GM's thread about nothing (41 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

Thx frosty

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Just drank a beer called the denogganizer. 9.8% booze. Good times.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Big Steer Meats sells their jerky in resealable packages. Could be a game changer.

I have a meat raffle gift card for that joint.

 

[Frostillicus]

Big Steer Meats sells their jerky in resealable packages. Could be a game changer.

I have a meat raffle gift card for that joint.

Hadn't been there before today. Meat looked pretty good. They have bones right out in the middle of the store. Definitely a pure butcher shop.

 

[shuke]

Are there Derby plans?

 

[shuke]

Big Steer Meats sells their jerky in resealable packages. Could be a game changer.

I have a meat raffle gift card for that joint.

Hadn't been there before today. Meat looked pretty good. They have bones right out in the middle of the store. Definitely a pure butcher shop.

LOOK AT THE BONES

 

[Gadzooks]

Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.

Seems like an easy segue to talk about awkward puberty moments, and this is just a hunch, but I'm guessing you have a couple of good stories.

"I remember when I was in 8th grade and the teacher caught me finger blasting Cindy Vaneasychick in the back row. Good times."

"I remember when I was in 8th grade and acne was the only reason I had for seeing my dermatologist."

I love you. Keep me coming.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Had an amazing revelation today regarding life. Pretty sappy and long, so I'll put it in spoilers:

Spoiler

Go fuck yourself.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Could really go for some Los Pollos Hermanos.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Could really go for some Los Pollos Hermanos.

Was just thinking today about firing this up again.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Could really go for some Los Pollos Hermanos.

Was just thinking today about firing this up again.

Spoiler

A Pontiac Aztek can do 85

 

[T Bell]

Could really go for some Los Pollos Hermanos.

Was just thinking today about firing this up again.

Spoiler

A Pontiac Aztek can do 85

I don't think that POS could do 85 as a MIRV.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Big Steer Meats sells their jerky in resealable packages. Could be a game changer.

I have a meat raffle gift card for that joint.

Hadn't been there before today. Meat looked pretty good. They have bones right out in the middle of the store. Definitely a pure butcher shop.

I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Our friends daughter just rocked a Stones tune in a duet on American Idol. Pretty cool.

Even better on the Radiohead tune.

 

[BobbyLayne]

The FFA us hilarious. From the GoT thread:

I reported shuke, doubtful they edit posts. But still.

And I love the new title for Fire & Ice thread.

 

[Gadzooks]

Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.

So we're talking about her job and how she really really loves it, and the waiter comes over and puts down this huge appetizer platter we ordered which led to this exchange:

Me: Wow, that's bigger than I thought it'd be

Teacher: That's what she said.

We both laugh and then getting back to the conversation:

Teacher: But I really love my 8th graders.

Me: That's what Homer said.

Teacher: Haha....wait what?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

 

[T Bell]

Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.

So we're talking about her job and how she really really loves it, and the waiter comes over and puts down this huge appetizer platter we ordered which led to this exchange:

Me: Wow, that's bigger than I thought it'd be

Teacher: That's what she said.

We both laugh and then getting back to the conversation:

Teacher: But I really love my 8th graders.

Me: That's what Homer said.

Teacher: Haha....wait what?

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[Gadzooks]

It was a very nice evening and the end of date I bring her home and as we pull up to the house she says "I probably shouldn't have you come inside" to which I said "is it because my taxes pay your salary so it may seem like prostitution?" She said "uh no, because it's late and its a school night, so you'll have to wait for our next date to clap my erasers". So there was just a little fooling around in the car and then I went home and sharpened my own pencil.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

It was a very nice evening and the end of date I bring her home and as we pull up to the house she says "I probably shouldn't have you come inside" to which I said "is it because my taxes pay your salary so it may seem like prostitution?" She said "uh no, because it's late and its a school night, so you'll have to wait for our next date to clap my erasers". So there was just a little fooling around in the car and then I went home and sharpened my own pencil.

I would have offered to pull out

 

[Abraham]

It was a very nice evening and the end of date I bring her home and as we pull up to the house she says "I probably shouldn't have you come inside" to which I said "is it because my taxes pay your salary so it may seem like prostitution?" She said "uh no, because it's late and its a school night, so you'll have to wait for our next date to clap my erasers". So there was just a little fooling around in the car and then I went home and sharpened my own pencil.

She didn't really say that, did she?

 

[Gadzooks]

It was a very nice evening and the end of date I bring her home and as we pull up to the house she says "I probably shouldn't have you come inside" to which I said "is it because my taxes pay your salary so it may seem like prostitution?" She said "uh no, because it's late and its a school night, so you'll have to wait for our next date to clap my erasers". So there was just a little fooling around in the car and then I went home and sharpened my own pencil.

She didn't really say that, did she?

She did. And I assuming it was sexual innuendo and I'm not literally going to be clapping the actual erasers from her chalkboard. Fingers crossed.

 

[Sammy3469]

It was a very nice evening and the end of date I bring her home and as we pull up to the house she says "I probably shouldn't have you come inside" to which I said "is it because my taxes pay your salary so it may seem like prostitution?" She said "uh no, because it's late and its a school night, so you'll have to wait for our next date to clap my erasers". So there was just a little fooling around in the car and then I went home and sharpened my own pencil.

She didn't really say that, did she?

She did. And I assuming it was sexual innuendo and I'm not literally going to be clapping the actual erasers from her chalkboard. Fingers crossed.

How long until you tire of the teacher schtick?

 

[Gadzooks]

It was a very nice evening and the end of date I bring her home and as we pull up to the house she says "I probably shouldn't have you come inside" to which I said "is it because my taxes pay your salary so it may seem like prostitution?" She said "uh no, because it's late and its a school night, so you'll have to wait for our next date to clap my erasers". So there was just a little fooling around in the car and then I went home and sharpened my own pencil.

She didn't really say that, did she?

She did. And I assuming it was sexual innuendo and I'm not literally going to be clapping the actual erasers from her chalkboard. Fingers crossed.

How long until you tire of the teacher schtick?

Not until a reference to "pop quiz" or "teacher's pet". Probably take a recess from it then.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It was a very nice evening and the end of date I bring her home and as we pull up to the house she says "I probably shouldn't have you come inside" to which I said "is it because my taxes pay your salary so it may seem like prostitution?" She said "uh no, because it's late and its a school night, so you'll have to wait for our next date to clap my erasers". So there was just a little fooling around in the car and then I went home and sharpened my own pencil.

Did she really say clap my erasers? No wait, don't tell me.

Edit: Asked and answered I guess.

 

[shuke]

Guster> "As a Reds Mini-Plan Buyer, we are giving you the opportunity to purchase single-game tickets to the Aug. 12 and 13 games against the Boston Red Sox prior to the general public. Your pre-sale will begin TODAY, Thursday, April 17 at 9 a.m. ET and end on Sunday, April 20 at 10 p.m. ET. "

Let me know.

 

[shuke]

It was a very nice evening and the end of date I bring her home and as we pull up to the house she says "I probably shouldn't have you come inside" to which I said "is it because my taxes pay your salary so it may seem like prostitution?" She said "uh no, because it's late and its a school night, so you'll have to wait for our next date to clap my erasers". So there was just a little fooling around in the car and then I went home and sharpened my own pencil.

She didn't really say that, did she?

She did.

Rules.

 

[Sammy3469]

It was a very nice evening and the end of date I bring her home and as we pull up to the house she says "I probably shouldn't have you come inside" to which I said "is it because my taxes pay your salary so it may seem like prostitution?" She said "uh no, because it's late and its a school night, so you'll have to wait for our next date to clap my erasers". So there was just a little fooling around in the car and then I went home and sharpened my own pencil.

She didn't really say that, did she?

She did. And I assuming it was sexual innuendo and I'm not literally going to be clapping the actual erasers from her chalkboard. Fingers crossed.

How long until you tire of the teacher schtick?

Not until a reference to "pop quiz" or "teacher's pet". Probably take a recess from it then.

Is that before or after she will want you to become a brown noser?

 

[shuke]

Are there Derby plans?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Are there Derby plans?

Thorn dropped out, I followed. Not sure what Guster is up to...seems like he's busy meditating the last couple of days.

 

[krista4]

Page 2 save.

I got nothin'.

 

[Foosball God]

Page 2 save.

I got nothin'.

That's the sentiment that started this whole thing.

 

[krista4]

Page 2 save.

I got nothin'.

That's the sentiment that started this whole thing.

Good point.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

It was a very nice evening and the end of date I bring her home and as we pull up to the house she says "I probably shouldn't have you come inside" to which I said "is it because my taxes pay your salary so it may seem like prostitution?" She said "uh no, because it's late and its a school night, so you'll have to wait for our next date to clap my erasers". So there was just a little fooling around in the car and then I went home and sharpened my own pencil.

She didn't really say that, did she?

She did. And I assuming it was sexual innuendo and I'm not literally going to be clapping the actual erasers from her chalkboard. Fingers crossed.

How long until you tire of the teacher schtick?

Not until a reference to "pop quiz" or "teacher's pet". Probably take a recess from it then.

PICS DAMMIT!!

 

[General Malaise]

Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.

I would like to #### you to your Common Core?

Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.

I would like to #### you to your Common Core?

Mentioning how much you appreciate common core so finally there's some accountability seems like a strong move

Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.

Seems like an easy segue to talk about awkward puberty moments, and this is just a hunch, but I'm guessing you have a couple of good stories.

Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.

We should double.

All of these....

 

[General Malaise]

Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.

Seems like an easy segue to talk about awkward puberty moments, and this is just a hunch, but I'm guessing you have a couple of good stories.

"I remember when I was in 8th grade and the teacher caught me finger blasting Cindy Vaneasychick in the back row. Good times."

"I remember when I was in 8th grade and acne was the only reason I had for seeing my dermatologist."

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Sammy3479, what happened to you and TUP in Uber?

 

[General Malaise]

Our friends daughter just rocked a Stones tune in a duet on American Idol. Pretty cool.

Just googled it. She's good. I hope she wins.

 

[Sammy3469]

Sammy3479, what happened to you and TUP in Uber?

I gave up years ago....he's was running it last I knew...I hardly see him on these boards anymore though.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sammy3479, what happened to you and TUP in Uber?

I gave up years ago....he's was running it last I knew...I hardly see him on these boards anymore though.

I saw a pic of him throwing a frisbee in someone's yard recently on FB, so I know he's alive at least.

 

[Sammy3469]

Sammy3479, what happened to you and TUP in Uber?

I gave up years ago....he's was running it last I knew...I hardly see him on these boards anymore though.

I saw a pic of him throwing a frisbee in someone's yard recently on FB, so I know he's alive at least.

I know he got more responsibility at work and hasn't been seen since, he pops in the futbol and NYC threads every once in awhile....same thing will probably happen to me May 1, changing jobs and I may actually have to work :shudder:

 

[General Malaise]

It was a very nice evening and the end of date I bring her home and as we pull up to the house she says "I probably shouldn't have you come inside" to which I said "is it because my taxes pay your salary so it may seem like prostitution?" She said "uh no, because it's late and its a school night, so you'll have to wait for our next date to clap my erasers". So there was just a little fooling around in the car and then I went home and sharpened my own pencil.

I love you.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Sammy3479, what happened to you and TUP in Uber?

I gave up years ago....he's was running it last I knew...I hardly see him on these boards anymore though.

I guess he vanished and smoo'd the league out of his dues last year. weird.

 

[General Malaise]

Sammy3479, what happened to you and TUP in Uber?

I gave up years ago....he's was running it last I knew...I hardly see him on these boards anymore though.

I guess he vanished and smoo'd the league out of his dues last year. weird.

I need to return his Wire Box Set to him.

 

[T Bell]

It was a very nice evening and the end of date I bring her home and as we pull up to the house she says "I probably shouldn't have you come inside" to which I said "is it because my taxes pay your salary so it may seem like prostitution?" She said "uh no, because it's late and its a school night, so you'll have to wait for our next date to clap my erasers". So there was just a little fooling around in the car and then I went home and sharpened my own pencil.

She didn't really say that, did she?

She did. And I assuming it was sexual innuendo and I'm not literally going to be clapping the actual erasers from her chalkboard. Fingers crossed.

Did you offer to polish her apple?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sammy3479, what happened to you and TUP in Uber?

I gave up years ago....he's was running it last I knew...I hardly see him on these boards anymore though.

I saw a pic of him throwing a frisbee in someone's yard recently on FB, so I know he's alive at least.

I know he got more responsibility at work and hasn't been seen since, he pops in the futbol and NYC threads every once in awhile....same thing will probably happen to me May 1, changing jobs and I may actually have to work :shudder:

Sugar mama down?

 

[T Bell]

Stay classy, Portland.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Stay classy, Portland.

They didn't want that any of that not quite identifiable, yet familiar "wang"?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Date with an 8th grade school teacher tonight. Tanner: give me something witty to say that will impress a teacher. I suppose saying "I always wanted to bang a teacher" probably isn't a good idea on the first date.

Didn't see this yesterday. How'd it go?

ETA: Never mind