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[Notorious T.R.E.]

Pretty sure the answer to this question is ball cancer, but I'll ask anyways

For the past two nights, I've been extremely itchy over my entire body. Nuts, legs, scalp, back, nose, ###, stomach...everything.

During the day, it hasn't been so bad, but every night when I get ready to go to bed, I'm itchy all over.

GMTAN, MD - diaganosis?

Dehydration AIDS?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Pretty sure the answer to this question is ball cancer, but I'll ask anyways

For the past two nights, I've been extremely itchy over my entire body. Nuts, legs, scalp, back, nose, ###, stomach...everything.

During the day, it hasn't been so bad, but every night when I get ready to go to bed, I'm itchy all over.

GMTAN, MD - diaganosis?

Allergic to Tiger's flea powder?

You think I'm Peter Brady?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Pretty sure the answer to this question is ball cancer, but I'll ask anyways

For the past two nights, I've been extremely itchy over my entire body. Nuts, legs, scalp, back, nose, ###, stomach...everything.

During the day, it hasn't been so bad, but every night when I get ready to go to bed, I'm itchy all over.

GMTAN, MD - diaganosis?

Dehydration AIDS?

You think I'm Peter Brady?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I think I got $135 through work

Can you get Aaron hired in a month so he can get the same rate?

Found a room a couple blocks away for $100. Haven't booked yet but not too worried. I'll find something nearby.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Ex is texting my friends telling them I didn't touch her and she feels bad that I got arrested. It will make nice evidence.

I may have missed it but are you considering pressing charges against her?

Please make it so.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I think I got $135 through work

Can you get Aaron hired in a month so he can get the same rate?

Found a room a couple blocks away for $100. Haven't booked yet but not too worried. I'll find something nearby.

Yeah it's just a place to sleep, f it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

wow much doge very doge

so doge wow

 

[-fish-]

Ex is texting my friends telling them I didn't touch her and she feels bad that I got arrested. It will make nice evidence.

I may have missed it but are you considering pressing charges against her?

"Pressing charges" isn't a real thing. We could try to pressure the prosecutor to file charges.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ex is texting my friends telling them I didn't touch her and she feels bad that I got arrested. It will make nice evidence.

I may have missed it but are you considering pressing charges against her?

"Pressing charges" isn't a real thing. We could try to pressure the prosecutor to file charges.

Yeah, that.

 

[Tiger Fan]

You know what sucks? When you're asleep and a crazed drunk chick starts kicking you and yelling at you in the middle of the night with two little kids present. And then while you're looking for your shoes she punches you in the face and splits your lip, then scratches the side of your face til blood is running all over the place. Then she finds your shoes and throws them over a balcony railing, all while yelling at you and your kid.

The best part is when campground security calls 911 and you get arrested for domestic violence because she lies to the police and says you started it and that she was just peacefully sleeping so then you go to jail not knowing where your daughter is and have to explain it to your ex wife on a collect call.

Then you get to sleep on a floor with 30 dirty hippies who got busted selling hallucinogenics at the Sasquatch festival, while hoping the Sheriff can find a judge willing to release you on a holiday.

Then you have to drive an hour back to the campground to get your stuff, leaving you with Memorial Day traffic that takes 7 1/2 hours to get through, so you can go to bed, get 4 hours of sleep and get back for a 9 am arraignment that really isn't set until 1:30.

So for a mere $3,500, you can retain an attorney who will interview the six witnesses the police didn't take statements from, all of whom (including a police detective) will testify that her statement is false and that she got drunk after you went to bed.

Then you can hope to get the stupid thing dismissed so you don't lose your law license.

Man GM, you were way off

 

[krista4]

wow much doge very doge

so doge wow

I love the one whose face is pressed up into the corner of the couch.

Twice over the weekend we ran into people with Shiba Inus while hiking. Just FYI, owners tend to look at you askance, or worse, when you start shouting "Much forest, very hike, wow!" at them.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Pretty sure the answer to this question is ball cancer, but I'll ask anyways

For the past two nights, I've been extremely itchy over my entire body. Nuts, legs, scalp, back, nose, ###, stomach...everything.

During the day, it hasn't been so bad, but every night when I get ready to go to bed, I'm itchy all over.

GMTAN, MD - diaganosis?

You been rolling around in the barn again?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

wow much doge very doge

so doge wow

I love the one whose face is pressed up into the corner of the couch.

Twice over the weekend we ran into people with Shiba Inus while hiking. Just FYI, owners tend to look at you askance, or worse, when you start shouting "Much forest, very hike, wow!" at them.

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[Officer Pete Malloy]

I would just ask "What's your doge's name?" and continue saying "doge" as much as possible. If they correct you just repeat "doge".

 

[Tiger Fan]

WTF is a golf galaxy?

 

[Tiger Fan]

What I have for sale:

-- 20% off coupon from Bed, Bath, and Beyond: $4.00

--$50 gift certificate from The Mark Restaurant with about $19.00 left on it: $18.75

--Approximately 65 VHS video tapes (middle school History related): $1.84

--A lime/neon green T-shirt commemorating the Merle Haggard Middle School class of 2014's trip to Disneyland (size large, worn once): $16.03

--Approximately 10 black t-shirts from a national BBQ chain restaurant. All used. Sizes vary.

--One 15lb dog. Chihuahua/Terrier/Wolverine mix. Guaranteed to bark at any other living creature within a 75 foot radius of your domicile: $9.99

See my sig and message me the deets brohan

 

[Tiger Fan]

Pretty sure the answer to this question is ball cancer, but I'll ask anyways

For the past two nights, I've been extremely itchy over my entire body. Nuts, legs, scalp, back, nose, ###, stomach...everything.

During the day, it hasn't been so bad, but every night when I get ready to go to bed, I'm itchy all over.

GMTAN, MD - diaganosis?

A friend of mine posted on FB that they found out they had chiggers in their lawn and it was making them all itchy

that's all i got

 

[Tiger Fan]

g'night GMTAN

 

[krista4]

I would just ask "What's your doge's name?" and continue saying "doge" as much as possible. If they correct you just repeat "doge".

I just got more likes again. Seems like I get replenished every few hours. :special:

 

[Frostillicus]

This thread has way too many chiggers. Might have to move.

 

[Tiger Fan]

If I was a stand up comic, I think a good name for the tour would be "too lazy to masturbate"

 

[Abraham]

Send her an invoice for your legal fees.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What I have for sale:

-- 20% off coupon from Bed, Bath, and Beyond: $4.00

--$50 gift certificate from The Mark Restaurant with about $19.00 left on it: $18.75

--Approximately 65 VHS video tapes (middle school History related): $1.84

--A lime/neon green T-shirt commemorating the Merle Haggard Middle School class of 2014's trip to Disneyland (size large, worn once): $16.03

--Approximately 10 black t-shirts from a national BBQ chain restaurant. All used. Sizes vary.

--One 15lb dog. Chihuahua/Terrier/Wolverine mix. Guaranteed to bark at any other living creature within a 75 foot radius of your domicile: $9.99

See my sig and message me the deets brohan

I'm not swapping. I'm selling high quality goods for money. I'm not some gypsy.

 

[shuke]

Here's something that isn't vague!

My grandfather died this weekend.

Very sorry. How old?

 

[shuke]

Greatest Baseball GIF Ever

OMG

 

[shuke]

For reals, both of my grandfathers are long dead, so go ahead and yuk it up if you wish.

the ####, bro?

 

[shuke]

You know what sucks? When you're asleep and a crazed drunk chick starts kicking you and yelling at you in the middle of the night with two little kids present. And then while you're looking for your shoes she punches you in the face and splits your lip, then scratches the side of your face til blood is running all over the place. Then she finds your shoes and throws them over a balcony railing, all while yelling at you and your kid.

The best part is when campground security calls 911 and you get arrested for domestic violence because she lies to the police and says you started it and that she was just peacefully sleeping so then you go to jail not knowing where your daughter is and have to explain it to your ex wife on a collect call.

Then you get to sleep on a floor with 30 dirty hippies who got busted selling hallucinogenics at the Sasquatch festival, while hoping the Sheriff can find a judge willing to release you on a holiday.

Then you have to drive an hour back to the campground to get your stuff, leaving you with Memorial Day traffic that takes 7 1/2 hours to get through, so you can go to bed, get 4 hours of sleep and get back for a 9 am arraignment that really isn't set until 1:30.

So for a mere $3,500, you can retain an attorney who will interview the six witnesses the police didn't take statements from, all of whom (including a police detective) will testify that her statement is false and that she got drunk after you went to bed.

Then you can hope to get the stupid thing dismissed so you don't lose your law license.

Damn that's horrible. Sorry man, especially about not knowing where daughter was.

Do you have a tent with a balcony?

 

[krista4]

For reals, both of my grandfathers are long dead, so go ahead and yuk it up if you wish.

the ####, bro?

Fairly certain this is the second time we've done this.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Truck lost a cartoon buddy and then a grandfather on Mad Men during the moon landing. Rough year for our GB.

 

[-fish-]

Clearing up the camping with a balcony. It's a campground. RV sites, tent sites, and multiple kinds of cabins. You know how Friday the 13th was set at a campground, but people were actually in log cabins? Kind of like that, only instead of Jason I had a psycho ##### girlfriend.

http://www.sunbanksresort.com

See Osborn Bay Cabin

#######s

 

[shuke]

Hope everything went well shuke

shuke,

Hope your daughter does alright with the surgery. That kind of crap terrifies me.

Thanks guys. She did really well. Took a good nap when we got home and was in good spirits tonight. But she definitely has some double vision and is putting her arms out when she walks near walls or objects. This can be typical for a little time while the brain adjusts to the eyes being aligned, but it is not easy for me to watch. But she kept making jokes about there being two of whatever she was looking at.

Re: your son, it seems like a no-brainer to NOT make him do it in front of people. Why not take him to a parking lot on a Sunday for some place that is closed? There has to be somewhere else you can do it, otherwise you may only be making things worse.

I agree I have to get him somewhere else. Someone posted a link earlier about going down a grassy slope, maybe Bobby Sac. Thanks, looks like good advice.

 

[shuke]

efffffffffffffffff my big toe is starting to hurt

GOUT! HAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

[Frostillicus]

What I have for sale:

-- 20% off coupon from Bed, Bath, and Beyond: $4.00

--$50 gift certificate from The Mark Restaurant with about $19.00 left on it: $18.75

--Approximately 65 VHS video tapes (middle school History related): $1.84

--A lime/neon green T-shirt commemorating the Merle Haggard Middle School class of 2014's trip to Disneyland (size large, worn once): $16.03

--Approximately 10 black t-shirts from a national BBQ chain restaurant. All used. Sizes vary.

--One 15lb dog. Chihuahua/Terrier/Wolverine mix. Guaranteed to bark at any other living creature within a 75 foot radius of your domicile: $9.99

See my sig and message me the deets brohan

I'm not swapping. I'm selling high quality goods for money. I'm not some gypsy.

What's the price on the t-shirts?

 

[shuke]

For reals, both of my grandfathers are long dead, so go ahead and yuk it up if you wish.

the ####, bro?

Fairly certain this is the second time we've done this.

I'm sure I fell for it last time, too.

 

[-fish-]

efffffffffffffffff my big toe is starting to hurt

GOUT! HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Is that your first time playing that card?

 

[-fish-]

What are we doing Friday????

 

[krista4]

For reals, both of my grandfathers are long dead, so go ahead and yuk it up if you wish.

the ####, bro?

Fairly certain this is the second time we've done this.

I'm sure I fell for it last time, too.

I did, too. It's odd shtick.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Pretty sure the answer to this question is ball cancer, but I'll ask anyways

For the past two nights, I've been extremely itchy over my entire body. Nuts, legs, scalp, back, nose, ###, stomach...everything.

During the day, it hasn't been so bad, but every night when I get ready to go to bed, I'm itchy all over.

GMTAN, MD - diaganosis?

Are you doing heroin? Meth? Oxy? Taking any opioids at all? If not, lop a nut off.

 

[-fish-]

Texting knuckles. At least she never screwed with my job or met my kid

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Texting knuckles. At least she never screwed with my job or met my kid

God I love you so hard.

 

[-fish-]

Texting knuckles. At least she never screwed with my job or met my kid

God I love you so hard.

We need to cornhole.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Texting knuckles. At least she never screwed with my job or met my kid

God I love you so hard.

We need to cornhole.

We belong together like Zool and Vince Clortho.

 

[BobbyLayne]

I would just ask "What's your doge's name?" and continue saying "doge" as much as possible. If they correct you just repeat "doge".

I just got more likes again. Seems like I get replenished every few hours. :special:

Same thing happened to me yesterday. Which was disappointing because it was the first day evah I ran out of likes.

 

[BobbyLayne]

HFS my buddy witnessed this!

http://gothamist.com/2014/05/27/woman_hit_by_saw_blade_in_hells_kit.php

Priceless FB update

I watched this happen while walking Felix to school this morning. It was like some crazy weapon out of a Kung Fu movie whipping down the sidewalk toward a crowd of pedestrians.

Felix wants to take a different route to school tomorrow.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

HFS my buddy witnessed this!

http://gothamist.com/2014/05/27/woman_hit_by_saw_blade_in_hells_kit.php

Priceless FB update

I watched this happen while walking Felix to school this morning. It was like some crazy weapon out of a Kung Fu movie whipping down the sidewalk toward a crowd of pedestrians.

Felix wants to take a different route to school tomorrow.

When I go, I want it to be in a totally bizarre manner like this.

Sample Eyewitness Report: "Well, the guy was walking slowly past that park where the cheerleaders were practicing, and then BAM! That falcon came outta nowhere and embedded itself in his skull. I don't know who the falconer was, but that ******* definitely needs to be held accountable."

 

[BobbyLayne]

HFS my buddy witnessed this!

http://gothamist.com/2014/05/27/woman_hit_by_saw_blade_in_hells_kit.php

Priceless FB update

I watched this happen while walking Felix to school this morning. It was like some crazy weapon out of a Kung Fu movie whipping down the sidewalk toward a crowd of pedestrians.

Felix wants to take a different route to school tomorrow.

When I go, I want it to be in a totally bizarre manner like this.

Sample Eyewitness Report: "Well, the guy was walking slowly past that park where the cheerleaders were practicing, and then BAM! That falcon came outta nowhere and embedded itself in his skull. I don't know who the falconer was, but that ******* definitely needs to be held accountable."

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heytherekiller

14 hours ago

So now in addition to being terrified that I'll be frozen and shattered by one of those hissing Nitrogen tanks on every corner of midtown exploding, I've got Rube Goldbergian saw blade attacks to watch out for.

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NguyenVanFalk

14 hours ago

jesus. there are three rather remote possibilities i have a fear of: an a/c falling on me, a car jumping a curb and striking me and a worker's jackhammer striking pavement at just the right angle to shoot a piece of stone right into my head, fatally. this one is way too close to the third.

I'm generally a pretty rational non-worrier, but the falling a/c unit and taxi jumping the curb pops into my head constantly.

 

[Otis]

What I have for sale:

-- 20% off coupon from Bed, Bath, and Beyond: $4.00

--$50 gift certificate from The Mark Restaurant with about $19.00 left on it: $18.75

--Approximately 65 VHS video tapes (middle school History related): $1.84

--A lime/neon green T-shirt commemorating the Merle Haggard Middle School class of 2014's trip to Disneyland (size large, worn once): $16.03

--Approximately 10 black t-shirts from a national BBQ chain restaurant. All used. Sizes vary.

--One 15lb dog. Chihuahua/Terrier/Wolverine mix. Guaranteed to bark at any other living creature within a 75 foot radius of your domicile: $9.99

Can you post pics of the shirt?

 

[BobbyLayne]

Random deaths in the six year I've lived in HK (all acquaintances/neighbors, thankfully no friends):

Writer stepping out of a taxi

Actor getting crushed by a tour bus backing up (bus driver was wasted)

Guy crossing a street wacked by an out of service MTA bus turning off an Avenue onto a random side street (e.g., not a regular route)

Ice falling off a high rise

Smoke inhalation (what none of us knew: if you are in a hi-rise that is on fire, don't leave - call FDNY, and stay in your apt)

 

[Otis]

Ex is texting my friends telling them I didn't touch her and she feels bad that I got arrested. It will make nice evidence.

I would document this and turn it over to the prosecutor. I'm no criminal lawyer, but I have to think there are serious repercussions for them pursuing baseless charges in bad faith.

 

[Otis]

What I have for sale:

-- 20% off coupon from Bed, Bath, and Beyond: $4.00

--$50 gift certificate from The Mark Restaurant with about $19.00 left on it: $18.75

--Approximately 65 VHS video tapes (middle school History related): $1.84

--A lime/neon green T-shirt commemorating the Merle Haggard Middle School class of 2014's trip to Disneyland (size large, worn once): $16.03

--Approximately 10 black t-shirts from a national BBQ chain restaurant. All used. Sizes vary.

--One 15lb dog. Chihuahua/Terrier/Wolverine mix. Guaranteed to bark at any other living creature within a 75 foot radius of your domicile: $9.99

See my sig and message me the deets brohan

I'm not swapping. I'm selling high quality goods for money. I'm not some gypsy.

What's the price on the t-shirts?

Bidding War!!1