GM's thread about nothing (53 Viewers)

[Ignoramus]

Discovered a tiny little Thai restaurant last night that might have the best Thai food I've ever had. I ordered take-out last night and when I pulled into this hole in the wall, there was a sign out front facing the parking lot. She is right..her English is not very good but her food is very very great. Had Thai pumpkin curry...oh man, the flavor was just astounding.

That is all.

Best Thai restaurant in Houston is a place called Asia Market. It's in a pretty rough part of town and consists of maybe eight tables for two wedged into an... Asian market. Some place you'd never venture in to if you did not know the restaurant was there, but man that #### is good.

Wait, you're in Houston?

Oh screw you, pal. I didn't want to hang out anyway.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Texting knuckles. At least she never screwed with my job or met my kid

Waitwaitwait.So you're saying this is A DIFFERENT crazy girl instead of knuckles?

I collect crazy.

Good God man. Perhaps time to adjust your style?

Quiet you

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm looking to buy a couple of city/commuter bicycles if anyone has them for sale. I have an ipod Shuffle and three 16" wheel covers from a 2006 Rav4 (these will probably fit other models/years but I don't know).

Oh yeah, sorry to hear about your ordeal, Roverfish.

I bought my wife this for xmas.

still new, unused

I got myself this

it is also new and unused at this point

You looking to deal?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I agree with Bobby.

Shut up, thorn.

 

[Abraham]

Well, my boss is holding my last commission check in case there are any refunds. Standard operating procedure in sales but it stings since he just told me and payday is Friday.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Well, my boss is holding my last commission check in case there are any refunds. Standard operating procedure in sales but it stings since he just told me and payday is Friday.

time to lower the asking price on those thingamajigs you're selling.

 

[Thorn]

I agree with Bobby.

Shut up, thorn.

Will no one think of the children?!?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I agree with Bobby.

Shut up, thorn.

Will no one think of the children?!?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well, my boss is holding my last commission check in case there are any refunds. Standard operating procedure in sales but it stings since he just told me and payday is Friday.

time to lower the asking price on those thingamajigs you're selling.

8 6 raisins

 

[kevzilla]

Texting knuckles. At least she never screwed with my job or met my kid

Waitwaitwait.So you're saying this is A DIFFERENT crazy girl instead of knuckles?

I collect crazy.

Good God man. Perhaps time to adjust your style?

This is his thing, man. Tiger Fan always has plenty of ice bags on hand...krista spreads death and devastation everywhere she goes...fish draws the crazy.

 

[Abraham]

Well, my boss is holding my last commission check in case there are any refunds. Standard operating procedure in sales but it stings since he just told me and payday is Friday.

time to lower the asking price on those thingamajigs you're selling.

Sold both today for $700 eAxh.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

####. Talked to the lawn guy today that lives across the street from me. He just had his 4th surgery in 3 years because he has a pacemaker. He's in his mid to late 40's. His body was rejecting it and it was literally forcing it out of his chest.

Then I find out my neighbor next door, also in his late 40's, was rushed to the hospital last night. He's the Boyscout leader. I knew he had a screwed up ticker too and he has some sort of filter in his chest. The thing wasn't doing its job and he got a bunch of blood clots in his legs.

Just got the following e-mail:

I saw him Tue night, he looked pretty good, considering that a few hours earlier, he was facing 3 possible outcomes:

1) Surgery—which could cause him to bleed out.

2) Amputation of both legs.

3) Death.

They have two boys about our boys ages. They are over having dinner right now. Well ####. :(

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

####. Talked to the lawn guy today that lives across the street from me. He just had his 4th surgery in 3 years because he has a pacemaker. He's in his mid to late 40's. His body was rejecting it and it was literally forcing it out of his chest.

Then I find out my neighbor next door, also in his late 40's, was rushed to the hospital last night. He's the Boyscout leader. I knew he had a screwed up ticker too and he has some sort of filter in his chest. The thing wasn't doing its job and he got a bunch of blood clots in his legs.

Just got the following e-mail:

I saw him Tue night, he looked pretty good, considering that a few hours earlier, he was facing 3 possible outcomes:

1) Surgery—which could cause him to bleed out.

2) Amputation of both legs.

3) Death.

They have two boys about our boys ages. They are over having dinner right now. Well ####. :(

Do me a favor and lose my number. Pretend I never existed.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Sold both today for $700 eAxh.

"eAxh."

let that one sink in a bit

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Watching a Seinfeld rerun.

IT'S ANOTHER WIN FOR MILOS!!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What are we doing Friday????

I might have to reschedule. Should know today. If so, what about next Friday instead?

I have roverkid and her new kitten that night. every other weekend she goes to her mom's.

Get her a kitten like this.

Actually I don't think Roverfish should get his kid a kitten. Poor thing might end up being boiled.

 

[krista4]

Sold both today for $700 eAxh.

"eAxh."

let that one sink in a bit

I tried, but I have no idea what that's supposed to be.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Sold both today for $700 eAxh.

"eAxh."let that one sink in a bit

 

[krista4]

Oh, oh, "each"! I was confused by the concurrent inclusion of the word "both".

 

[Abraham]

 

[Abraham]

Greetings from Gonzales, Texas. Home of the state junior high rodeo finals.

Eta "come and take it"

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Junior high kids do rodeo?

Christ Texas is ####ed up.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Can't wait to find an elementary school for my kid that has bullfighting.

 

[mr roboto]

CQ - excited about the gift cards. I'll have to come up with some kind of golf-related shot video.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Here's a crazy idea for a sport: Let's just leave stupid cows alone to chew their grass instead of chasing them around with ropes.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Can Luke Perry stay on the bull for EIGHT ####### SECONDS?!?!?!!!! I AM ON THE EDGE OF MY CHEW-STAINED SEAT.

 

[UniAlias]

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Enjoying Truck's rodeo ruminations.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

"Hey man, you doing anything tonight?"

"Oh nothing, just need to go to an arena with several other thousand people to resassure myself that we are smarter than cows and goats. I've been having doubts."

 

[Good Posting Judge]

The National Rodeo Association's new motto is this: "Rodeo: We're Going to Creep You Out So You'll Leave Us Alone, Black People."

 

[BobbyLayne]

Bobby: Any thoughts to putting the train wreck in the guest house with your sister and your other sisterin a room in the main house with you?

That way you don't have to be around the crazy as much.

Almost.

Guest house - 300 Sq Ft, 1 bed

Main house - 2300 Sq Ft, 6 beds

I'll put the aero beds out in the GH. Revised: I get a room, son gets a room, middle sister takes a double room with my daughter. That leaves one double room + GH = 5 beds for big, her daughter & 3 grandkids, work it out.

 

[Annyong]

Enjoying Truck's rodeo ruminations.

yep, this is good readin'

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Neat sport, guys.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Greetings from Gonzales, Texas. Home of the state junior high rodeo finals.

Eta "come and take it"

You can keep it, hoss.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

There is literally nothing better than one of these dip####s with the stupid hats getting his clavicle smashed by a bull hoof. "Dangit man, I thought that clown would distract the dumb animal before he could take his gol'darn' revenge for being treated like an ####### his whole life."

 

[DA RAIDERS]

hey i know what we can do!!! tie a rope around a bulls nuts a squeeze the #### out of them so the bull goes nuts and we'll try and ride them at the same time!!!!!!!!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Look at this ####### ####:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calf_roping

Not only is the baby cow confined to a metal pen that it has no hope of escaping, there's an additional rope around it's neck from the beginning. And the rider gets a horse, and two ropes. There's no way they can stack the odds anymore? Maybe dope up the baby cow, or tie his legs together first so he just falls down? What about giving the rider a giant stun gun?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm putting my kids in a tee-ball league where you can go pick up the ball after you've hit and throw it again, and you can also trip opposing fielders.

 

[Tecumseh]

hey i know what we can do!!! tie a rope around a bulls nuts a squeeze the #### out of them so the bull goes nuts and we'll try and ride them at the same time!!!!!!!!

Are we still talking about the rodeo?

 

[Abraham]

Junior high kids do rodeo?

Christ Texas is ####ed up.

The junior high kids already have a decade of experience.

 

[kevzilla]

Note to self: do not plan Vegas cornhole around the National Finals Rodeo.

 

[krista4]

I'm getting a little slutty with my likes.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Note to self: do not plan Vegas cornhole around the National Finals Rodeo.

Would the "cowboys" get upset at the poker tables when they don't get three more cards than everyone else?

 

[Osaurus]

I'm getting a little slutty with my likes.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm getting a little slutty with my likes.

Let your likes be your lasso, and I'll be the baby calf.

 

[krista4]

I'm getting a little slutty with my likes.

Let your likes be your lasso, and I'll be the baby calf.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

Joe & Co protecting my chastity.

 

[Abraham]

Note to self: do not plan Vegas cornhole around the National Finals Rodeo.

Would the "cowboys" get upset at the poker tables when they don't get three more cards than everyone else?

Why would they expect to get more cards than anyone else? I've been around a lot of cowboys. Many:most of them are exactly as you would expect: Fox News watching, gun toting, bible beating rednecks.

But I can't think of one that is dishonest.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Is there fantasy rodeo, and do you lose points if your guy dies? Do you need to pick bulls too?

 

[kevzilla]

I'm getting a little slutty.

I don't want to be the one who puts this in their sig line. Come on, people.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Note to self: do not plan Vegas cornhole around the National Finals Rodeo.

Would the "cowboys" get upset at the poker tables when they don't get three more cards than everyone else?

Why would they expect to get more cards than anyone else? I've been around a lot of cowboys. Many:most of them are exactly as you would expect: Fox News watching, gun toting, bible beating rednecks.

But I can't think of one that is dishonest.

Rodeo is stacked in favor of the rider. Look at that dumb baby cow with the rope around it's neck WHILE it's also inside the pen. Why not just cut to the chase and put it inside a tiny cage.