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Otis said:
Osaurus said:
Are folks waking up or going to sleep?
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Very babySo crying

Much early
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My 5 year old is following me around the house talking at me nonstop about Minecraft this morning. Probably been going for at least 20 minutes, including while I try to sit here and poop and read the FFA in peace.

One thing I know about my next house is that we won't have one of the kids' rooms above ours. I'm awoken every morning before 7 (usually before 6:30) to the tones of Lukey kicking the walls in his bedroom to alert us to the fact that he's up.

 
Last December, one of my coworkers was trying to think of Christmas present ideas for her husband and I suggested a day spent hopping between local tap rooms (we have 6+ in a 10 mile radius). She loved the idea and somehow it morphed into me chauffeuring them around from spot to spot.

She gave him a legit looking gift certificate for it and he appears to have bought into it. I set up my google voice mailbox to reflect the fake company name and all that. After several bookings and then cancelations (which were awkward because I had to get other people to call him back in case he recognized my voice), we're finally on.

I'm picking them up this afternoon in my Mini Cooper, wearing my tuxedo t shirt and maybe some white gloves if my daughter has any at her mom's house. I'll have cold brews in koozies ready for them in the car and we'll probably hit 4 spots over the course of 4-5 hours. I'll have to stay sober, but should be awesome to see them having a blast

I love doing random things like that, especially when I can work in helping out a friend :thumbup: :banned:

 
I'm sure the smart plan was to get the ex out of the house ASAP.

My plan was that I should make everyone breakfast and guarantee that Miss wants to kill me. :thumbup:

 
I'm a few feet away from the MC dealer on 11th Ave, waiting for DD to finish ballet. Let me know if you need a comp/invoice faxed over.

 
DA RAIDERS said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
krista4 said:
Oh yeah, so now I have to climb a mountain on Sunday and then get out of the ####### forest and on a ####### ferry and get all the way back here for 5 p.m. start time for Game 7? Yeah, #### Pacific time.
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skip the mountainedit: or hopefully get a DVR at least
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This is a great idea. Just DVR it. Enjoy your day. Turn your phone/radio/tv off, make an epic dinner and enjoy the game. I love doing this.
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Even if I don't know the outcome, I cannot watch DVRed sports for some reason.
 
Guster said:
Last December, one of my coworkers was trying to think of Christmas present ideas for her husband and I suggested a day spent hopping between local tap rooms (we have 6+ in a 10 mile radius). She loved the idea and somehow it morphed into me chauffeuring them around from spot to spot.

She gave him a legit looking gift certificate for it and he appears to have bought into it. I set up my google voice mailbox to reflect the fake company name and all that. After several bookings and then cancelations (which were awkward because I had to get other people to call him back in case he recognized my voice), we're finally on.

I'm picking them up this afternoon in my Mini Cooper, wearing my tuxedo t shirt and maybe some white gloves if my daughter has any at her mom's house. I'll have cold brews in koozies ready for them in the car and we'll probably hit 4 spots over the course of 4-5 hours. I'll have to stay sober, but should be awesome to see them having a blast

I love doing random things like that, especially when I can work in helping out a friend :thumbup: :banned:
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Feeling disappointed I deleted that meme generator app.

:kicksrock:

You're a good guy, Guster.

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
YSR said:
Leeroy Jenkins said:
This damn kid is still breached. Wife is somewhere between 32-34 weeks depending on who you ask. She's deathly afraid of IVs let alone a C-section. Plus she has malignant hypothermia which means certain anesthesia can't be used. She may freak if she needs the knife. She did say that if she has a c-section, she's done having kids though. So I have that going for me.
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Sucks about the anesthesia, but I wouldn't worry about the baby being breech right now. I'm no expert, but I think I remember from childbirth class that babies pretty much hang out feet first until they start to be ready to be born. Meaning your boy will likely turn himself in the next two weeks and chill out head down until it's time. That's what happened with kid #1 here. Kid #2 is all over the place. He's been feet down in a couple of ultrasounds and head down in a couple. Heck, just this morning as I was trying to sleep, I think he did some of Guster's reiki #### so there is no telling what position he's in now.So don't stress about this. Yet. ;)
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It's almost like he's cuddling her stomach, if that makes any sense. He's also apparently 4lbs already. This ####in guy.
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I wouldn't repeat this to Mrs. Jenkins, but there's 400,000 healthy babies born every day. GL GB, first time is kinda hellish (& 99.999999% of the time routine.

My oldest was 9 pounds. The ex-wife is 100 lbs soaking wet. Tried getting him out for 8 hours, just kept rocking back in fourth. As we had discussed ahead of time, we gave the OB permission to use the suction cup puller, but no forceps. I guess it wasn't on there real good because it came off the first time, and something went flying past me.

About an later we had the two Grandmas in there seeing their new grandson, and I was taking pictures I realized there was a huge piece of placenta stuck on the wall above the bed.

 
Christ, I'm an idiot. Found out I have a warrant because I didn't pay a stupid speeding ticket. Original ticket was $250 or so, now I'm looking at at least $700. Stupid, stupid idiot. Must be genetic though... my brother-in-law got arrested last week for the same thing and I laughed at him.

 
Ignoramus said:
Christ, I'm an idiot. Found out I have a warrant because I didn't pay a stupid speeding ticket. Original ticket was $250 or so, now I'm looking at at least $700. Stupid, stupid idiot. Must be genetic though... my brother-in-law got arrested last week for the same thing and I laughed at him.
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Were you one of the people making fun of me in here when I got thrown in jail for exactly this?

 
DA RAIDERS said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Henry Ford said:
St. Louis Bob said:
My Grandfather (Mom's side) used to do a lot of work for the DNC. As a result, he was given this bust of JFK by the DNC I'm told. As God as my witness, I saw the same one on CNBC back in the 90's and JFK had the exact same one on his desk. That one sold for a cool million at auction.

Tecumseh tried to find out about it a while back but came up empty. Thanks again GB. I recently heard about reverse image search and thought I could finally find out about this thing.

Reverse image search results :mellow:

If anybody has a suggestion on how to find out more about it, I'll take a PM. TIA
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Can you post a pic of the underside?
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Bottom (hehe) is smooth. This is the only thing that may be a mark I can find.
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Hippling. Nice dead roach and is that where the bullet went in?
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??

shuke said:
Homer J Simpson said:
I was planning on heading back to Y-town tomorrow morning, but I'm thinking I might just hit the road now. Had an epic nap earlier, I'm pretty much 100% packed, and frankly, I have nothing better to do for the next 8 hours...might as well drive 600 miles. :shrug:
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Is this a visit, or permanent move? Sorry if this has been covered.

I thought about you the other day, I was going to suggest you get a job at Children's Hospital. So much hot tail there, young nurses, etc. But then I remembered about all the kids there.
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:lmao: So wrong.

DA RAIDERS said:
It's a dedicated hipple...

Just sitting outside sipping a 2010 cotes du Rhone and enjoying a filet I just cooked on the weber grille (otislife)

Lady raiders is concerned that she's an alcoholic after her SLB vag head attempt and subsequent pass out, face plant, skid mark her whole face episode. some new info has come to light on said evening. I wasn't there for any of it, I was at work. Apparently, after her face plant, she tackled her BFF in the middle of the street, thank god Shelby wasn't on her way home!!

Lady raiders has no recollection of this Ronnie Lott move and it's bothering her deeply. She has since been diagnosed with a full on concussion and I told her to stop beating herself up and to learn from the event and move on.

We are attending a wedding tomorrow and I've told her to relax and have fun. Most of the road rash on her face is gone, so I won't have to hear about that #### as we get ready. still expecting a little woe is me BS, but hey, what can you do? Hopefully, she'll chill out, have some fun and #### my brains out when we get home.
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Pics?

Guster said:
Last December, one of my coworkers was trying to think of Christmas present ideas for her husband and I suggested a day spent hopping between local tap rooms (we have 6+ in a 10 mile radius). She loved the idea and somehow it morphed into me chauffeuring them around from spot to spot.

She gave him a legit looking gift certificate for it and he appears to have bought into it. I set up my google voice mailbox to reflect the fake company name and all that. After several bookings and then cancelations (which were awkward because I had to get other people to call him back in case he recognized my voice), we're finally on.

I'm picking them up this afternoon in my Mini Cooper, wearing my tuxedo t shirt and maybe some white gloves if my daughter has any at her mom's house. I'll have cold brews in koozies ready for them in the car and we'll probably hit 4 spots over the course of 4-5 hours. I'll have to stay sober, but should be awesome to see them having a blast

I love doing random things like that, especially when I can work in helping out a friend :thumbup: :banned:
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Very cool. I'm a little perplexed by the Mini Cooper though. Does that mean you swallow?

 
Abraham said:
Ignoramus said:
Christ, I'm an idiot. Found out I have a warrant because I didn't pay a stupid speeding ticket. Original ticket was $250 or so, now I'm looking at at least $700. Stupid, stupid idiot. Must be genetic though... my brother-in-law got arrested last week for the same thing and I laughed at him.
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Were you one of the people making fun of me in here when I got thrown in jail for exactly this?
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Probably. Not sure what that has to do with anything, though.
 
Mr. Pickles said:
-fish- said:
dammit. my hearing got set for June 13, which is the day I'm leaving to go camping with my daughter. It's at 10 am, 3 hours in the opposite direction of the camp.
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Let's go no camping for now.
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I would use all 10 of my likes on this if I could.

So Mrs. SLB and the boys were supposed be camping last night too but they decided to come home. That sucks because after playing golf, I was looking forward to being drunk and alone. However it is also good because that means all of the poison I've been dumping into the Scouts well is taking hold. So I took the boys there this morning since Mrs. SLB had a baby shower to attend. Three mother####ing hours of nothing. NOTHING. I have friends (not true) so if I wanted to ####### hang around doing nothing, I can find people to do that with. PLUS we can booze at the same time. No, nothing. Well there was something, lots of talk about lunch and dinner. They are having pizza for dinner because I don't know about you but when I think of camping, I think pizza. I finally went on a hike with Cal to quell or boredom. Dylan complained the entire time about wanting to leave. God I love him.

Oh and golf turned out nicely. I know everybody was really concerned. I'm no Thorn or Hack but I figured out what I was doing wrong about 4 holes and not too many bad shots in so it was a fun day. I put two shots 3-4 feet from the hole about 100 yards out which was cool. :bowtie:

I still think it's odd that the Major Case Squad feed hundreds of people unlimited amounts of beer but who am I to complain?

 
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Easily the worst night of my life spent in my wife's presence was when we were camping. Everything that could have gone wrong did. And I was a former camping advocate.

 
If I'm not in jail, I have to go to a family reunion in July. And we're going camping. So maybe I'll hold of a little longer paying that fine.

On the plus side, Mrs. Ignoramus and I get to spend a couple of days (July 8 and 9) in Cincinnati and hang out with my brother (and Guster?). He's a big Cubs fan and they're in town that week so we're definitely taking in a game or two.

 
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