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St. Louis Bob said:
Oh, and it would have been my FIL's birthday yesterday. Mrs. SLB would have killed and eaten Angrywife she was in such a bad mood. She picked a fight with me because I was putting too much blackened seasoning on my chicken for the love of Pete. When I put the boys to bed, Cal hugs me and says "you know dad, I think mom did okay today all-in-all with it being papa's birthday". Such a sweet kid.
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Celph Titled said:
St. Louis Bob said:
krista4 said:
St. Louis Bob said:
There has been a black kid living with my neighbors for the last year or so and I finally got the story as to why. He was volunteering at the church they attend for a couple of years and then just stopped showing up. My neighbor, being the saint that he is, contacted him to find out why. Turns out he is one of thirteen kids and his mother claimed him as being mentally handicapped to get $600 a month from the government to care for him. He isn't of course, she just made him stay home from school to keep him stupid so he couldn't pass any of the tests he would have to take to keep the money coming in. She made him stop volunteering because he was learning too much and actually passed one of the tests. So now my neighbors are in the process of becoming his legal guardians. Really nice kid. My boys love him. These people are better than I ever could be.
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Wow. Awesome story (well the ending part, anyway). :thumbup:
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He just turned 20. My neighbor taught him how to drive and he got his driver's license. After that, they gave him a car. They helped him by getting tutors and he passed his GED. Now they are researching grants and stuff so he can attend college. Just heart warming to know there are such good people in the world. Oh and his "mom" and a couple of aunts are in jail now for using his identity to open lines of credit. So they hired lawyers to try and get that cleaned up for him.
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Does he get off the line well? Pick up stunts? Run-blocking?
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:lmao: He's a really nice kid. I feel sorry for him sometimes because they bring him to Scouting things where there are a bunch of mouth breathing, knuckle dragging, crackers, that I don't want to be around either. I wonder if he wants to smoke weed with me.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Oh, and it would have been my FIL's birthday yesterday. Mrs. SLB would have killed and eaten Angrywife she was in such a bad mood. She picked a fight with me because I was putting too much blackened seasoning on my chicken for the love of Pete. When I put the boys to bed, Cal hugs me and says "you know dad, I think mom did okay today all-in-all with it being papa's birthday". Such a sweet kid.
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I felt bad because we were yelling at each other in front of the kids.

Mrs. SLB: I seasoned the chicken already.

Me: I know, I like more.

10 seconds go by

Mrs. SLB: I said I seasoned the chicken already.

Me: I know baby, I like a lot on there.

5 seconds go by

Mrs. SLB: I seasoned the chicken already!

Me: WTMF??!!!

:bag:

 
St. Louis Bob said:
I installed 2/4 of the new toilets yesterday. Dylan was seriously impressed that I new WTF I was doing. Pretty cool, they have two buttons on top. One for is it pee and the other for serious business which is why I had them installed.
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I noticed this in Germany...surprised it's not more standard here

 
Ducking hell. I missed that goal cause the ducking dog shat on the floor and I was letting her stinky ### out. Now I have to clean it up.

 
Dan Lambskin said:
St. Louis Bob said:
I installed 2/4 of the new toilets yesterday. Dylan was seriously impressed that I new WTF I was doing. Pretty cool, they have two buttons on top. One for is it pee and the other for serious business which is why I had them installed.
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I noticed this in Germany...surprised it's not more standard here
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The tank is insulated with styrofoam too. Maybe this will save Zooks money.

 
it's time to pull the plug on the tim alias. i'll pay double what Otis did for his member number.

no, triple

 
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Had a great time at PRFamily's house for the game other than the fact that the kids were outside when Portugal tied it up and they might have learned a few new words. That and I may have overdone it a bit on the vodka on the last round of drinks. Angrywife is passed out already.

 
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So I was getting ready to book my flight to Cincy to hook up with Guster for the road trip to beerhole. Trying to work out the timing and whatnot, do I have time to hit the casino Thursday night, should I bring my clubs, oh and by the way IT'S SIX AND A HALF HOURS DRIVE.

Is there any more room on that Chicago to Milly-wa-kay train?

 
Thorn said:
So I was getting ready to book my flight to Cincy to hook up with Guster for the road trip to beerhole. Trying to work out the timing and whatnot, do I have time to hit the casino Thursday night, should I bring my clubs, oh and by the way IT'S SIX AND A HALF HOURS DRIVE.

Is there any more room on that Chicago to Milly-wa-kay train?
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Fly to Chicago dudeAlso, Milwaukee has a casino right downtown.

 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Thorn said:
So I was getting ready to book my flight to Cincy to hook up with Guster for the road trip to beerhole. Trying to work out the timing and whatnot, do I have time to hit the casino Thursday night, should I bring my clubs, oh and by the way IT'S SIX AND A HALF HOURS DRIVE.

Is there any more room on that Chicago to Milly-wa-kay train?
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Fly to Chicago dudeAlso, Milwaukee has a casino right downtown.
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Train is Friday at 1pm?

 
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