GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Almost got stuck in Atlanta due to AirTran double booking my seat

Neat airline

WHAT TERMINAL?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Almost got stuck in Atlanta due to AirTran double booking my seat

Neat airline

How was your airport experience overall?

 

[mr roboto]

Almost got stuck in Atlanta due to AirTran double booking my seat

Neat airline

WHAT TERMINAL?

Lemon Daiquiri.

 

[General Malaise]

Urbanhack, help me understand what this means: Big Data - (feat.joywave)

Is this techno jargon?

Big Data is the band (I guess more of a project?) . I'm assuming you're talking about that song you posted earlier "Dangerous".

(feat.joywave) means the band Joywave is featured on the track.

Ohhhhhhhhh......feat. means FEATURED. Thanks.

Love that song, but I don't know who I'm listening to, really. Who am I rooting for here?

 

[krista4]

Turtle rape isn't funny, guys.

What if the turtle was dressed provocatively?

What if the turtle just laid there on its back and didn't even try to flip over?

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Almost got stuck in Atlanta due to AirTran double booking my seat

Neat airline

WHAT TERMINAL?

Lemon Daiquiri.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Urbanhack, help me understand what this means: Big Data - (feat.joywave)

Is this techno jargon?

Big Data is the band (I guess more of a project?) . I'm assuming you're talking about that song you posted earlier "Dangerous".

(feat.joywave) means the band Joywave is featured on the track.

Ohhhhhhhhh......feat. means FEATURED. Thanks.

Love that song, but I don't know who I'm listening to, really. Who am I rooting for here?

You got me.

 

[General Malaise]

I liked the Gorillaz too, until I found out they were like a band made up of cartoon puppets or some such. Drugs are neat.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I liked the Gorillaz too, until I found out they were like a band made up of cartoon puppets or some such. Drugs are neat.

They were some talented cartoon puppets though.

 

[General Malaise]

I liked the Gorillaz too, until I found out they were like a band made up of cartoon puppets or some such. Drugs are neat.

They were some talented cartoon puppets though.

Oh yeah, I still play their CD from time to time, but never really....got it. Like, if they play a concert, is it just a grown up version of Sesame Street?

 

[Frostillicus]

I liked the Gorillaz too, until I found out they were like a band made up of cartoon puppets or some such. Drugs are neat.

They were some talented cartoon puppets though.

Oh yeah, I still play their CD from time to time, but never really....got it. Like, if they play a concert, is it just a grown up version of Sesame Street?

Come and play. Later remade by the Offspring.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Those vids of people all drugged up after oral surgery are wearing thin these days but this one is great...if it isn't staged.

NSFW audio

 

[jplvr]

GM > Congrats on being the new somethingoranother at somecompany. Make your money sweat.

So dumb. I attached a letter to my profile, was warned that the SEC frowned on that, panicked, tried to delete it from my phone, did, but also deleted my current job description. So I just reposted it today and now everybody thinks I have a new job. I'm an idiot. I've worked at Portal since '08.

Sounds about right.

 

[jplvr]

Those vids of people all drugged up after oral surgery are wearing thin these days but this one is great...if it isn't staged.

NSFW audio

Her mom is a liar. I've eaten some edibles that had me just as sloppy.

 

[General Malaise]

JEEP!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Vine. Click. Trust me.

 

[Guster]

Vine. Click. Trust me.

 

[Stoneys]

Vine. Click. Trust me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Congrats Iggy!!

Geez. I kinda want to go there. I like taffy and Mt Dew and softball.

I think he's at summer camp, not jail

• Email
• Softball multiple nights a week
• Excercise
• Mt. Dew
• Making your own candy
• Scrabble

My stint in summer camp included beatings. This sounds a lot better. It also wouldn't surprise me at all if my counselor Disco Mike was in jail right now for dealing turtles.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Reading through the code of ethics in the packet for my first meeting as a Board member of a bigtime charity tomorrow, apparently I'm only prevented from marrying or adopting the charity's staff or vendors. Every other relationship seems to be fine.

Anyone else think that bentley's wife is going to be an animal in the sack when she leaves him?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Guster, did you ever do a write up on Beerhole®?

In related news I'm quitting booze and cigs until August 1st. I think getting wasted on the train home Monday was a bad call. I don't know if I can get to all 12 Steps before 8/1 but I'll start with Step 4 and apologize for my actions.

 

[YSR]

Guster, did you ever do a write up on Beerhole®?

In related news I'm quitting booze and cigs until August 1st. I think getting wasted on the train home Monday was a bad call. I don't know if I can get to all 12 Steps before 8/1 but I'll start with Step 4 and apologize for my actions.

That's Step 8.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Guster, did you ever do a write up on Beerhole®?

In related news I'm quitting booze and cigs until August 1st. I think getting wasted on the train home Monday was a bad call. I don't know if I can get to all 12 Steps before 8/1 but I'll start with Step 4 and apologize for my actions.

That's Step 8.

Looks like Bob's ahead of schedule already. Great job Bob!

 

[Annyong]

Congrats Bob!

 

[YSR]

Just watched Stuart Scott's ESPY's speech, so I'm all good on tears today. No sad news in here, please.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Guster, did you ever do a write up on Beerhole®?

In related news I'm quitting booze and cigs until August 1st. I think getting wasted on the train home Monday was a bad call. I don't know if I can get to all 12 Steps before 8/1 but I'll start with Step 4 and apologize for my actions.

That's Step 8.

Your face is Step 8.

 

[Gadzooks]

Just watched Stuart Scott's ESPY's speech, so I'm all good on tears today. No sad news in here, please.

Sorry to bring sad news, but despite my drunken efforts last night, I was shot down at a bar by lovely girl who I think lied about being a lesbian just to get me to leave her alone. Not exactly the same as Stuart Scott, but still tear-worthy.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Some random comedian on Twitter: "My new refrigerator connects to the Internet. I just caught it jerking off to a dishwasher video."

 

[YSR]

Just watched Stuart Scott's ESPY's speech, so I'm all good on tears today. No sad news in here, please.

Sorry to bring sad news, but despite my drunken efforts last night, I was shot down at a bar by lovely girl who I think lied about being a lesbian just to get me to leave her alone. Not exactly the same as Stuart Scott, but still tear-worthy.

TPW, GB

 

[Ignoramus]

Congrats Iggy!!

Thanks?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Just watched Stuart Scott's ESPY's speech, so I'm all good on tears today. No sad news in here, please.

Sorry to bring sad news, but despite my drunken efforts last night, I was shot down at a bar by lovely girl who I think lied about being a lesbian just to get me to leave her alone. Not exactly the same as Stuart Scott, but still tear-worthy.

I think you were thisclose to turning her back to the good side, but she chickened out at the last minute. Good effort, man.

 

[Hock Meng Tay]

Ask Dave if Mr. Kim knows Hock Meng Tay.

Racist.

 

[Guster]

Guster, did you ever do a write up on Beerhole®?

Nope

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I've been up since 350am yesterday. Maybe 2 hours sleep combined starting at 10pm last night until now.

He's a good guy though.

 

[-fish-]

I've been up since 350am yesterday. Maybe 2 hours sleep combined starting at 10pm last night until now.

He's a good guy though.

You should probably be with your new kid instead of having marathon gay sex

 

[Gadzooks]

Just watched Stuart Scott's ESPY's speech, so I'm all good on tears today. No sad news in here, please.

Sorry to bring sad news, but despite my drunken efforts last night, I was shot down at a bar by lovely girl who I think lied about being a lesbian just to get me to leave her alone. Not exactly the same as Stuart Scott, but still tear-worthy.

I think you were thisclose to turning her back to the good side, but she chickened out at the last minute. Good effort, man.

Sitting at this bar with work people after a Chamber of Commerce thing and I'm on my 7th Jack and coke when 2 very good looking girls come in and sit down on the 2 stools to my side. They have a couple drinks and then one of them gets up and goes to the bathroom. All of sudden some guy walks up to the other girl (sitting right next to me) and says something to her about going for a walk on the beach at sunset. She says "wow, that's a pathetic pick up line, I wouldn't even let you buy me a drink" The guy walks away and I laughed pretty loudly so she turns to me and we have this exchange:

Her: can you believe he said that?

Me: Totally pathetic and cheesy

Her: Yep, the cheesiest.

Me: Soooo.... how about we make love by a mountain stream surrounded by singing unicorns?

Her: Haha, tempting but I'm gonna say no.

Me: Why do you hate unicorns?

Her: Sorry you're not my type, and my girlfriend wouldn't appreciate it.

Me: I don't believe you.

Her: That I have a girlfriend?

Me: You think you're the first beautiful girl to pretend to be a lesbian to get rid of me?

Her: Probably not.

Me: Ok, prove it, when she comes back over here, start making out with her get all touchy feely.

Her: Tempting but no chance. Have a good night and you might want to get that BBQ sauce off your chin.

The other girl came back and they got up and headed for the door. I yelled to her as they left "so I'll just meet you at the mountain stream". I went home alone, but I drank alot and had a delicious pulled pork sandwich so it wasn't a bad night.

 

[Guster]

Just watched Stuart Scott's ESPY's speech, so I'm all good on tears today. No sad news in here, please.

Sorry to bring sad news, but despite my drunken efforts last night, I was shot down at a bar by lovely girl who I think lied about being a lesbian just to get me to leave her alone. Not exactly the same as Stuart Scott, but still tear-worthy.

I think you were thisclose to turning her back to the good side, but she chickened out at the last minute. Good effort, man.

Sitting at this bar with work people after a Chamber of Commerce thing and I'm on my 7th Jack and coke when 2 very good looking girls come in and sit down on the 2 stools to my side. They have a couple drinks and then one of them gets up and goes to the bathroom. All of sudden some guy walks up to the other girl (sitting right next to me) and says something to her about going for a walk on the beach at sunset. She says "wow, that's a pathetic pick up line, I wouldn't even let you buy me a drink" The guy walks away and I laughed pretty loudly so she turns to me and we have this exchange:

Her: can you believe he said that?

Me: Totally pathetic and cheesy

Her: Yep, the cheesiest.

Me: Soooo.... how about we make love by a mountain stream surrounded by singing unicorns?

Her: Haha, tempting but I'm gonna say no.

Me: Why do you hate unicorns?

Her: Sorry you're not my type, and my girlfriend wouldn't appreciate it.

Me: I don't believe you.

Her: That I have a girlfriend?

Me: You think you're the first beautiful girl to pretend to be a lesbian to get rid of me?

Her: Probably not.

Me: Ok, prove it, when she comes back over here, start making out with her get all touchy feely.

Her: Tempting but no chance. Have a good night and you might want to get that BBQ sauce off your chin.

The other girl came back and they got up and headed for the door. I yelled to her as they left "so I'll just meet you at the mountain stream". I went home alone, but I drank alot and had a delicious pulled pork sandwich so it wasn't a bad night.

 

[Ignoramus]

Smooooooth operator.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Lebron James only dreams of having game as strong as Zooks'

 

[ScottNorwood]

What's the GMTAN consensus on mint chocolate chip ice cream?

 

[Annyong]

Kritta- I think Brandon is on 670 score now

 

[Annyong]

What's the GMTAN consensus on mint chocolate chip ice cream?

Gotta be top 3 ice cream if all time

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Guster, did you ever do a write up on Beerhole®?

In related news I'm quitting booze and cigs until August 1st. I think getting wasted on the train home Monday was a bad call. I don't know if I can get to all 12 Steps before 8/1 but I'll start with Step 4 and apologize for my actions.

:confetti:

 

[GroveDiesel]

I think I'm going to have to get a job at my favorite ice cream place. Their stuff is just ridiculously good. Here's their flavors today (definitely going with a scoop of Chocolate Irish Car Bomb and Spiked Egg Nog):

Toasted Coconut

-Chocolate Peanut Butter Fluff

-Vanilla Bean

-Coffee

-Chocolate

-Strawberry

-Mint Chocolate Chip

-Rum Raisin

-Mr. Vanilla Chip

-Cookie Dough

-Blueberry

-Mint Oreo

-Red Velvet Cheesecake

-Salted Caramel

-Espresso

-Butter Brickle

-Cheesecake

-Peanut butter

-Lemon Cake

-Butter Pecan

-Blueberry Dark Chocolate

-Pistachio

-Dirt with Worms

-Berries and cream

Christmas in July:

-Spiked Eggnog (rum)

-Sugar Plum Fairy (blue cake batter with sugar cookie dough and sprinkles)

-Misfit Toys (salted caramel with chocolate covered pretzels and chocolate chip cookies dough)

Cocktail Flavors:

-Parrot Bay (pineapple, coconut, rum, orange, cherry)

-Chocolate Irish Car Bomb

-Guinness

 

[ScottNorwood]

Let's talk about dirt with worms

 

[GroveDiesel]

Let's talk about dirt with worms

Pretty sure it's dark chocolate ice cream with Oreo crumbs and gummy worms.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Sounds disgusting

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Sounds disgusting

5 yr olds love it. That's about it.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Sounds disgusting

5 yr olds love it. That's about it.

Hey baby, can I buy you a scoop?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Just watched Stuart Scott's ESPY's speech, so I'm all good on tears today. No sad news in here, please.

Sorry to bring sad news, but despite my drunken efforts last night, I was shot down at a bar by lovely girl who I think lied about being a lesbian just to get me to leave her alone. Not exactly the same as Stuart Scott, but still tear-worthy.

I think you were thisclose to turning her back to the good side, but she chickened out at the last minute. Good effort, man.

Sitting at this bar with work people after a Chamber of Commerce thing and I'm on my 7th Jack and coke when 2 very good looking girls come in and sit down on the 2 stools to my side. They have a couple drinks and then one of them gets up and goes to the bathroom. All of sudden some guy walks up to the other girl (sitting right next to me) and says something to her about going for a walk on the beach at sunset. She says "wow, that's a pathetic pick up line, I wouldn't even let you buy me a drink" The guy walks away and I laughed pretty loudly so she turns to me and we have this exchange:Her: can you believe he said that?

Me: Totally pathetic and cheesy

Her: Yep, the cheesiest.

Me: Soooo.... how about we make love by a mountain stream surrounded by singing unicorns?

Her: Haha, tempting but I'm gonna say no.

Me: Why do you hate unicorns?

Her: Sorry you're not my type, and my girlfriend wouldn't appreciate it.

Me: I don't believe you.

Her: That I have a girlfriend?

Me: You think you're the first beautiful girl to pretend to be a lesbian to get rid of me?

Her: Probably not.

Me: Ok, prove it, when she comes back over here, start making out with her get all touchy feely.

Her: Tempting but no chance. Have a good night and you might want to get that BBQ sauce off your chin.

The other girl came back and they got up and headed for the door. I yelled to her as they left "so I'll just meet you at the mountain stream". I went home alone, but I drank alot and had a delicious pulled pork sandwich so it wasn't a bad night.

I'd have gone home with you.