GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[Henry Ford]

This fight sucks, FDAS.

I'm extremely lazy

Well, that makes sense.

 

[General Malaise]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

Is this how long it took to break her down?

Goofy looking alcoholics who are in their 40s need time to perfect their game.

Perfect? The only thing you perfected was ForrestMail in its prime.

That was pretty good. F'n SEC ruining a good thing.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

F'n SEC ruining a good thing.

and their football teams suck too!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For $800 I'll provide slave names.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pistachios are pretty good but if I need a snacking nut I'm going with sunflower seeds every time.

Or habanero bbq blue diamond almonds.

Honey Vanilla are really good too. I can't find them anymore though. Must have been a limited run or something.

Here's another one: My kid mentions something about a story grandpa told her about "a shark blowing up." She then tells us there this guy and this other guy, and they need a bigger boat, and then they chase the shark around... (I turn to my wife at this point and say "He just told her the story of Jaws") ...and then the shark eats something and they blow it up.

I'm thinking about moving to Norway. Also, wacko landlord is holding firm on the DVR.

Your parents or her's?

And sister's landlord needs to be beaten with a hardbound copy of The God Delusion.

My side.

Threats loom on the other side as well though, my FIL dropped the big n word casually once at a family get-together, with the -er suffix. Just the other day he used the word "blackie", and said something to the effect of he was fine with black people as long as they weren't up partying to all hours of the night.

He's...old-fashioned.

what in the holy hell?

I'm going to start using that.

I feel the same way about Mexicans and their siestas.

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

Three months is a long to time to get a boner.

 

[BigJohn]

But I'm sure you loom like Brad Pitt.

My daughter could out-loom the #### out of Bradley....and Furley too.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

At my nieces sweet 16

Her friends are having a water balloon fight

Pics or I will literally die.

We took the boys to the Soulard Market yesterday. Awesome place but I've never been there on a Saturday morning before. Place was all Disco Stu'ed up. Tons of people walking around drinking Bloody Mary's and I didn't want to look like a square so I got one too.

Anyhow, after walking around and buying some stuff, we head inside where all of the butchers and and some candy shops are. They boys see a place that has chocolate dipped Oreo & Reeses "sandwiches" and begin to spazz. Mrs. SLB takes them inside and I hang outside enjoying drink. There's a black family sitting on a bench with two kids, a boy probably 5-6 and a girl 9-10. Then this other black guy walks by and I couldn't tell if he was retarded or just smoked a lot of crack, but he kept trying to give the girl a peach. All I could think of was Homer and I almost died of laughter.

Man I used to love that place when I was a kid. Sounds like about every outing we ever had there.

I want the mini donut maker at the 1:19 mark.

 

[General Malaise]

Pistachios are pretty good but if I need a snacking nut I'm going with sunflower seeds every time.

Or habanero bbq blue diamond almonds.

Honey Vanilla are really good too. I can't find them anymore though. Must have been a limited run or something.

Here's another one: My kid mentions something about a story grandpa told her about "a shark blowing up." She then tells us there this guy and this other guy, and they need a bigger boat, and then they chase the shark around... (I turn to my wife at this point and say "He just told her the story of Jaws") ...and then the shark eats something and they blow it up.

I'm thinking about moving to Norway. Also, wacko landlord is holding firm on the DVR.

Your parents or her's?

And sister's landlord needs to be beaten with a hardbound copy of The God Delusion.

My side.

Threats loom on the other side as well though, my FIL dropped the big n word casually once at a family get-together, with the -er suffix. Just the other day he used the word "blackie", and said something to the effect of he was fine with black people as long as they weren't up partying to all hours of the night.

He's...old-fashioned.

what in the holy hell?

I'm going to start using that.

I feel the same way about Mexicans and their siestas.

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

Three months is a long to time to get a boner.

Great, now we're making fun of my impotence. Age, alcoholism, goofiness, lack of pigment, impotence...you guys are neat.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pistachios are pretty good but if I need a snacking nut I'm going with sunflower seeds every time.

Or habanero bbq blue diamond almonds.

Honey Vanilla are really good too. I can't find them anymore though. Must have been a limited run or something.

Here's another one: My kid mentions something about a story grandpa told her about "a shark blowing up." She then tells us there this guy and this other guy, and they need a bigger boat, and then they chase the shark around... (I turn to my wife at this point and say "He just told her the story of Jaws") ...and then the shark eats something and they blow it up.

I'm thinking about moving to Norway. Also, wacko landlord is holding firm on the DVR.

Your parents or her's?

And sister's landlord needs to be beaten with a hardbound copy of The God Delusion.

My side.

Threats loom on the other side as well though, my FIL dropped the big n word casually once at a family get-together, with the -er suffix. Just the other day he used the word "blackie", and said something to the effect of he was fine with black people as long as they weren't up partying to all hours of the night.

He's...old-fashioned.

what in the holy hell?

I'm going to start using that.

I feel the same way about Mexicans and their siestas.

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

Three months is a long to time to get a boner.

Great, now we're making fun of my impotence. Age, alcoholism, goofiness, lack of pigment, impotence...you guys are neat.

I have all of those things except lag of pigment.

 

[General Malaise]

But I'm sure you loom like Brad Pitt.

My daughter could out-loom the #### out of Bradley....and Furley too.

And typos....man, I'm a mess.

 

[-fish-]

Pistachios are pretty good but if I need a snacking nut I'm going with sunflower seeds every time.

Or habanero bbq blue diamond almonds.

Honey Vanilla are really good too. I can't find them anymore though. Must have been a limited run or something.

Here's another one: My kid mentions something about a story grandpa told her about "a shark blowing up." She then tells us there this guy and this other guy, and they need a bigger boat, and then they chase the shark around... (I turn to my wife at this point and say "He just told her the story of Jaws") ...and then the shark eats something and they blow it up.

I'm thinking about moving to Norway. Also, wacko landlord is holding firm on the DVR.

Your parents or her's?

And sister's landlord needs to be beaten with a hardbound copy of The God Delusion.

My side.

Threats loom on the other side as well though, my FIL dropped the big n word casually once at a family get-together, with the -er suffix. Just the other day he used the word "blackie", and said something to the effect of he was fine with black people as long as they weren't up partying to all hours of the night.

He's...old-fashioned.

what in the holy hell?

I'm going to start using that.

I feel the same way about Mexicans and their siestas.

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

Three months is a long to time to get a boner.

Great, now we're making fun of my impotence. Age, alcoholism, goofiness, lack of pigment, impotence...you guys are neat.

Don't forget your choice of headwear

 

[General Malaise]

Pistachios are pretty good but if I need a snacking nut I'm going with sunflower seeds every time.

Or habanero bbq blue diamond almonds.

Honey Vanilla are really good too. I can't find them anymore though. Must have been a limited run or something.

Here's another one: My kid mentions something about a story grandpa told her about "a shark blowing up." She then tells us there this guy and this other guy, and they need a bigger boat, and then they chase the shark around... (I turn to my wife at this point and say "He just told her the story of Jaws") ...and then the shark eats something and they blow it up.

I'm thinking about moving to Norway. Also, wacko landlord is holding firm on the DVR.

Your parents or her's?

And sister's landlord needs to be beaten with a hardbound copy of The God Delusion.

My side.

Threats loom on the other side as well though, my FIL dropped the big n word casually once at a family get-together, with the -er suffix. Just the other day he used the word "blackie", and said something to the effect of he was fine with black people as long as they weren't up partying to all hours of the night.

He's...old-fashioned.

what in the holy hell?

I'm going to start using that.

I feel the same way about Mexicans and their siestas.

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

Three months is a long to time to get a boner.

Great, now we're making fun of my impotence. Age, alcoholism, goofiness, lack of pigment, impotence...you guys are neat.

Don't forget your choice of headwear

Yeah, that's pretty dumb. No defense, really.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

But I'm sure you loom like Brad Pitt.

My daughter could out-loom the #### out of Bradley....and Furley too.

And typos....man, I'm a mess.

I still love you, GB.

 

[mr roboto]

This page sucks for GM.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

@ GM being "goofy". I wear shirts with cats on them out in public and I like, want people to know this. Have you seen "purrritto"? Have you?

 

[Sammy3469]

This page sucks for GM.

This thread sucks for GM.

 

[General Malaise]

This page sucks for GM.

Cathartic, IMO.

 

[General Malaise]

But I'm sure you loom like Brad Pitt.

My daughter could out-loom the #### out of Bradley....and Furley too.

And typos....man, I'm a mess.

I still love you, GB.

Well, yeah...us drunks have to stay together.

 

[Frostillicus]

Girls, girls. You're all goofy.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This page sucks for GM.

This thread sucks for GM.

Sounds like life sucks for Furley.

 

[krista4]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

There's been some appalling notebooking in here lately. YSR, for some extra pocket change, you should consider offering notebooking classes.

 

[General Malaise]

This page sucks for GM.

This thread sucks for GM.

Maybe start a new one?

 

[General Malaise]

This page sucks for GM.

This thread sucks for GM.

Sounds like life sucks for Furley.

Maybe he should consider alcohol.

 

[krista4]

fish, do you work down by where you live? I have to take my work laptop for reimaging in Federal Way sometime this week, so will be kind of sort of near-ish you. If you're around, let's have lunch? We could do an actual lunch, not the kind that bentley and Babe do.

 

[-fish-]

are we doing a draft? if we're going to finish by October, shouldn't we be starting soon?

 

[General Malaise]

are we doing a draft? if we're going to finish by October, shouldn't we be starting soon?

Tigerfan is in charge

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

are we doing a draft? if we're going to finish by October, shouldn't we be starting soon?

Tigerfan is in charge

looks like best ball or bust then.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'll run a draft. How many punters do we want on this year's teams?

 

[-fish-]

Need a ruling: if a woman is not married and has no kids, but has a boyfriend (who you don't know) whom she describes as "boring" , she's fair game, right? For purposes of this question, assume she is 22 years younger than you.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Man I'd love to #### a nanny.

 

[-fish-]

I'll run a draft. How many punters do we want on this year's teams?

14

 

[Drifter]

Need a ruling: if a woman is not married and has no kids, but has a boyfriend (who you don't know) whom she describes as "boring" , she's fair game, right? For purposes of this question, assume she is 22 years younger than you.

Dumb question

 

[Captain Quinoa]

For $800 I'll provide slave names.

Dibs on Kunta Kinte

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Need a ruling: if a woman is not married and has no kids, but has a boyfriend (who you don't know) whom she describes as "boring" , she's fair game, right? For purposes of this question, assume she is 22 years younger than you.

boyfriend schmoyfriend

 

[General Malaise]

are we doing a draft? if we're going to finish by October, shouldn't we be starting soon?

Tigerfan is in charge

looks like best ball or bust then.

Seems tedious.

Also, tickets for August 9th purchased. Timbers making a playoff push...should be a good game.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Also, tickets for August 9th purchased. Timbers making a playoff push...should be a good game.

sweet

can you do beerfest on Friday as well?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I watched the first season of "Nathan For You" this weekend. That's a #######ed funny show.

 

[General Malaise]

Also, tickets for August 9th purchased. Timbers making a playoff push...should be a good game.

sweet

can you do beerfest on Friday as well?

Yup, absolutely. Let's target 3pm. I'll head home around 2, park the car then take light rail to the festival. Considering my penchant for alcoholism, I think driving would be a poor decision.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

Is this how long it took to break her down?

Goofy looking alcoholics who are in their 40s need time to perfect their game.

Perfect? The only thing you perfected was ForrestMail in its prime.

way too many of the forceful gagging bjs imho.

and wait, GM really did marry his nanny.

 

[General Malaise]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

Is this how long it took to break her down?

Goofy looking alcoholics who are in their 40s need time to perfect their game.

Perfect? The only thing you perfected was ForrestMail in its prime.

way too many of the forceful gagging bjs imho.

and wait, GM really did marry his nanny.

Damn right I did. Most incredible woman on the planet. No regrets. Happiest guy on earth.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

deep breath dude. good for you. remember my notebook sux0rs

 

[krista4]

fish, do you work down by where you live? I have to take my work laptop for reimaging in Federal Way sometime this week, so will be kind of sort of near-ish you. If you're around, let's have lunch? We could do an actual lunch, not the kind that bentley and Babe do.

Well screw you, then.

 

[General Malaise]

deep breath dude. good for you. remember my notebook sux0rs

I'm sure she'll wise up and leave me one day, but for now, I'm the happiest guy on earth with her.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

fish, do you work down by where you live? I have to take my work laptop for reimaging in Federal Way sometime this week, so will be kind of sort of near-ish you. If you're around, let's have lunch? We could do an actual lunch, not the kind that bentley and Babe do.

Well screw you, then.

this is sounding exactly like a Bentley/Abe lunch to me.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

deep breath dude. good for you. remember my notebook sux0rs

I'm sure she'll wise up and leave me one day, but for now, I'm the happiest guy on earth with her.

how much younger? one of the better decisions i've made in life was to marry someone 10 years younger than me. slap it high?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Need a ruling: if a woman is not married and has no kids, but has a boyfriend (who you don't know) whom she describes as "boring" , she's fair game, right? For purposes of this question, assume she is 22 years younger than you.

That you even have to ask this question is quite disturbing to me.

 

[YSR]

And sex with the nanny didn't happen until month 3 after my divorce...jeesh. Notebooks, people. Use 'em.

There's been some appalling notebooking in here lately. YSR, for some extra pocket change, you should consider offering notebooking classes.

In my halfhearted attempts at nesting, I've recently run across an old external hard drive. LOTS of FBG stuff on there from 2007 - early 2010. Pictures, chat logs, etc. It's been a lot of fun.

 

[-fish-]

fish, do you work down by where you live? I have to take my work laptop for reimaging in Federal Way sometime this week, so will be kind of sort of near-ish you. If you're around, let's have lunch? We could do an actual lunch, not the kind that bentley and Babe do.

I work in Seattle a 3-4 days a week and work from home one or two days a week.

Lunch works.

 

[-fish-]

fish, do you work down by where you live? I have to take my work laptop for reimaging in Federal Way sometime this week, so will be kind of sort of near-ish you. If you're around, let's have lunch? We could do an actual lunch, not the kind that bentley and Babe do.

Well screw you, then.

this is sounding exactly like a Bentley/Abe lunch to me.

I like the 30 minute window to respond.

 

[General Malaise]

deep breath dude. good for you. remember my notebook sux0rs

I'm sure she'll wise up and leave me one day, but for now, I'm the happiest guy on earth with her.

how much younger? one of the better decisions i've made in life was to marry someone 10 years younger than me. slap it high?

She's 8 years younger and we are slapping it super high.