GM's thread about nothing (43 Viewers)

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Dummies are to wings as Family Circus is to comics

"Who ordered 8 orders of Honey BBQ ALL drummies?"

"NOT ME!"

Congrats. My living room thanks you for being the impetus for my first :spittake: at the new place. Frankly, I can't believe it took this long.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I always liked Murphy's. Good times.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You'd have to REALLY make an ### of yourself to get cut off in there before a game.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh don't get me wrong...I can get crapfaced as much as the next guy but somehow, 97% of the time, I maintain some amount of control. I've never lost my keys or wallet or phone after a wild night either.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Oh don't get me wrong...I can get crapfaced as much as the next guy but somehow, 97% of the time, I maintain some amount of control. I've never lost my keys or wallet or phone after a wild night either.

I've lost all those things...plus pants, fights, girlfriends, real friends, shoes, and one time a pet.

Still never been cut off though.

 

[-fish-]

Also I like Tim. The comparison though was meant as an insult.

I like Ebola more than Tim

Uncalled for dickerhead

I agree. GM was totally out of line.

Ghost Shark: worst movie ever?

 

[Wooderson]

What ever happened to that Finless guy?

The thread of his buddy that overdosed was locked after JohnnyCakes asked if he was a DD alias.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

What ever happened to that Finless guy?

The thread of his buddy that overdosed was locked after JohnnyCakes asked if he was a DD alias.

Fin is alive and well.

 

[Wooderson]

So was he a DD alias?

David Dodds ?

Dr. Detroit ?

Not sure who he was referring to with DD

Something must be up to lock that thread right away cause it was bumped.

 

[Guster]

So was he a DD alias?

David Dodds ?

Dr. Detroit ?

Not sure who he was referring to with DD

Something must be up to lock that thread right away cause it was bumped.

Would make sense if he were a Dodds alias. Most of us are either Joe Bryant or Shuke aliases in here. Only reason the thread is still alive, IMO

 

[Guster]

If anyone can fond evidence of someone from Lubbock Christian University ever playing for the Sox I would appreciate it. Dude also just fell off his barstool after having another Patron shot. Lax bar tending in here.

link

So to answer the question, no... not at the MLB level

 

[Guster]

My cousins and I got together in Maine for Christmas one year and there was a Ground Round in the parking lot of our hotel. We walked over to the bar and imagine our delight when we arrived to find out they had $1 drafts!!

After ordering our second round, the bartender cuts us off... Says we are being too rowdy. My cousin and her husband decide to come to our rescue. They are both detectives with the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office, so they walk up to the bar, show their badges and try to talk the guy down off his ledge. No luck

So as we are leaving, my younger cousin rips one of the baseball bats they have mounted off the wall and takes it with him. We hit up a convenience store down the street that is about to close, grab a case of beer, throw it in a snow bank to stay cold along with the bat and head into the local pool hall to get drunk.

 

[Annyong]

So was he a DD alias?

David Dodds ?

Dr. Detroit ?

Not sure who he was referring to with DD

Something must be up to lock that thread right away cause it was bumped.

Dr Detroit is not Finless. I know that for sure

 

[El Floppo]

I keep seeing nice lots for sale. Tempted to build. Getting a house built is probably fast and easy to budget for, right?

A-#######-hem.

Still mad at you.

(something I wish I could say in real life more often... welll... even once...so I'm going to try it on here)

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH, SWEET CHEEKS.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I like boneless wings and pancakes slathered in maple syrup.

Blow me.

 

[Abraham]

I think boneless wings don't count. At that point it's just "chicken."

 

[Henry Ford]

I think boneless wings don't count. At that point it's just "chicken."

Spicy chicken nuggets

 

[bostonfred]

So was he a DD alias?

David Dodds ?

Dr. Detroit ?

Not sure who he was referring to with DD

Something must be up to lock that thread right away cause it was bumped.

Would make sense if he were a Dodds alias. Most of us are either Joe Bryant or Shuke aliases in here. Only reason the thread is still alive, IMO

 

[bostonfred]

Crap, did I already post that?

 

[Osaurus]

Ground Round was just trouble

 

[Ignoramus]

Dummies are to wings as Family Circus is to comics

"Who ordered 8 orders of Honey BBQ ALL drummies?"

"NOT ME!"

 

[Abraham]

The ohio state band director audio is awesome.

 

[Ignoramus]

I wish I enjoyed the whiskey, whisky, scotch catalog. Interestingly I enjoy the gnarliest peatiest scotch from islay the best.

Wow, that is interesting.

 

[YSR]

I always liked Murphy's. Good times.

Annyong's ex-girlfriend bartends there.

 

[Osaurus]

I bought a 5 lb. gummy bear the size of a football for a friend's daughter. The box states you can can get 51 servings out of it. That's a lot of gummy.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/e8d72e16c630cfc028415b9368365756_zpsf8513519.jpg

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/3a5bb370694bd373564c2b1cb4df71a2_zpsb7bb429c.jpg

 

[Wooderson]

Ground Round was just trouble

Use to hit up Ground Round for long island teas back in the day.

 

[Wooderson]

Crap, did I already post that?

I'm freaking out man.

 

[Annyong]

I always liked Murphy's. Good times.

Annyong's ex-girlfriend bartends there.

Yep sure does. Still plays in the LFL I think.

 

[YSR]

I always liked Murphy's. Good times.

Annyong's ex-girlfriend bartends there.

Yep sure does. Still plays in the LFL I think.

Yep. Sure does. I have a friend from home who is obsessed with her, Murphy's and the LFL and so she's in my FB newsfeed a lot.

 

[YSR]

Well, there go my plans for the next 6 weeks.

 

[bostonfred]

I'm trying to think of a non British accent that doesn't make the speaker sound a little dumber.

 

[Sammy3469]

I'm trying to think of a non British accent that doesn't make the speaker sound a little dumber.

Canadian, eh?

 

[Annyong]

I'm trying to think of a non British accent that doesn't make the speaker sound a little dumber.

Any non-northern US accent makes a woman more attractive though.

 

[Annyong]

I always liked Murphy's. Good times.

Annyong's ex-girlfriend bartends there.

Yep sure does. Still plays in the LFL I think.

Yep. Sure does. I have a friend from home who is obsessed with her, Murphy's and the LFL and so she's in my FB newsfeed a lot.

You have a friend thats obsessed with Murphy's Bar and the LFL?

 

[YSR]

I always liked Murphy's. Good times.

Annyong's ex-girlfriend bartends there.

Yep sure does. Still plays in the LFL I think.

Yep. Sure does. I have a friend from home who is obsessed with her, Murphy's and the LFL and so she's in my FB newsfeed a lot.

You have a friend thats obsessed with Murphy's Bar and the LFL?

He's something else.

 

[Fuller]

I like her way of thinking

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Also even numbered volumes only please

Just skimming, and why the #### does it matter to you guys what the volume number is? I just turn it up/down until I get it where I want it.

i don't have a compelling reason...it just bugs me

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Dummies are to wings as Family Circus is to comics

"Who ordered 8 orders of Honey BBQ ALL drummies?"

"NOT ME!"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Anyone want to cornhole tomorrow and drink wine in Napa?

Yes

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I always liked Murphy's. Good times.

Annyong's ex-girlfriend bartends there.

I don't think I want to know what you know about me.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I bought a 5 lb. gummy bear the size of a football for a friend's daughter. The box states you can can get 51 servings out of it. That's a lot of gummy.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/e8d72e16c630cfc028415b9368365756_zpsf8513519.jpg

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/3a5bb370694bd373564c2b1cb4df71a2_zpsb7bb429c.jpg

There's a store here that has all kinds of #### like that. A box of nerds that would last a fat kid 3 years. Reese's peanut butter cups the size of shuke's dinner plate. A Milky Way that's almost as big as Cav's shvantz. I briefly considered sending the package of PB cups to thorn, but then I looked at the prices of that stuff. I might as well send him 10 dozen cookies and a bottle of wine shipped from Oregon.

 

[Annyong]

I just killed a fly that was having sex with a dead fly. I feel like it was the right thing to do.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I just killed a fly that was having sex with a dead fly. I feel like it was the right thing to do.

Prude.

 

[Sammy3469]

Glad to see we aren't the only lovers of Sharknado:

http://grantland.com/features/sharknado-sequel-the-asylum-behind-the-scenes/

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I just killed a fly that was having sex with a dead fly. I feel like it was the right thing to do.

Don't judge, bro.

 

[Abraham]

The library of Alexandria? I don't get it...

 

[Guster]

I always liked Murphy's. Good times.

Annyong's ex-girlfriend bartends there.

Now this is some quality notebooking

 

[YSR]

I always liked Murphy's. Good times.

Annyong's ex-girlfriend bartends there.

Now this is some quality notebooking

Jeez guise, he's the one who told me she worked there:

@ Bob's fat penis

Your ex girlfriend was an American Ninja Warrior contestant. Didn't know if you knew.

Lol really? I just saw her bartending at Murphy's in Wrigleyville before the Pearl Jam concert

 

[ScottNorwood]

I bought a 5 lb. gummy bear the size of a football for a friend's daughter. The box states you can can get 51 servings out of it. That's a lot of gummy.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/e8d72e16c630cfc028415b9368365756_zpsf8513519.jpg

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/osaurus/3a5bb370694bd373564c2b1cb4df71a2_zpsb7bb429c.jpg

There's a store here that has all kinds of #### like that. A box of nerds that would last a fat kid 3 years. Reese's peanut butter cups the size of shuke's dinner plate. A Milky Way that's almost as big as Cav's shvantz. I briefly considered sending the package of PB cups to thorn, but then I looked at the prices of that stuff. I might as well send him 10 dozen cookies and a bottle of wine shipped from Oregon.

Osaurus - can you add something to those pics for scale?

 

[Fuller]

I just saw a name on an account for an 11 year old boy. his name is Holden McCock. I bet he murders his parents sometime down the road.