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[St. Louis Bob]

Man, Dale was a serious whiner.

Earnhardt?

I reluctantly got into a fantasy NASCAR thing. I was however less reluctnat when I learned the "draft" was pulling a single piece of paper out of a hat.

I got Kenseth (4) , Keselowskie (3) & Gordon (1)

First time I've checked it, think I'm looking good here. Thanks for the reminder.

I'm here for you, man.

I'll take a whiskey and water please.

Off tonight.

<_<

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just noticed that BFF's wife's sister, has the same last name as Guster.

BFF closed on the house today. There was some issue about "tax returns" and such that looked like the deal could spoil but he got it done.

 

[belljr]

Long time friend off the deep end again. He threatens my sister a while back because her best friend broke up with him. My dad treated him like a son after his dad died. Got him a job did everything for him. My dad told him to shape up (dad is a bit too old school). Now he won't talk to him.

latest drama...Sent out an email for fantasy league. One guy said he was out. I sent out email ...tom is out this year he will be missed.

so my friend says he is out, i say no problem i understand.

I get a long text about how come he didn't get a send off, that's why he quit. He is treated worse than others blah blah. I took the high road an apologized since I didn't purposely not say thanks. I just took him off all emails along with the other guy.

poor guy is off the rails

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hello, I'm here for the Logo tutorial.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Tried playing Call of Duty with my son tonight. God I hate video games.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Calling the front desk at the hotel bc you clogged the toilet?

who did that?

I did, at the Stardust. But I was about to check out and they were going to implode the place in three weeks anyway, so I shoved $20 in an envelope, scrawled "Sorry" on it, and took off.

That was nice of you Kev - you know the maid took the $20 and called maintenance though.

 

[Rustoleum]

Watching Jason Campbell's throwback performance tonight has me wondering,

If an Arnold Palmer is iced tea and lemonade, does it become a Carson Palmer if the waitress takes it to the wrong table?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Long time friend off the deep end again. My dad treated him like a son after his dad died. Got him a job did everything for him.

This part happened with my BFF2. We were 25 at the time and it took him 12 years before he even started to move on with his life. Best of luck to you and your friend.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hello, I'm here for the Logo tutorial.

You must be reading my e-mails and really are from the Internet.

 

[YSR]

My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are two of the worst people on this planet, and when they get together with their drama, they can reach uncharted levels of toxicity. Thus far, they have managed to almost ruin/cast a pall over two of the three most important days in my husband's life (our wedding day and the birth of his son Saturday) with their bull####. I feel pretty bad for him, as he's learning pretty late in life how manipulative they are and I think that's been a hard realization.

Women.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For Tanner

Spoiler

Come on, Francine! Small planes are the safest of all. If Richie Valens’ plane had been just a little bit smaller, he’d still be alive.

 

[kevzilla]

Women.

Can't live with 'em, can't drag 'em behind your pickup.

 

[mr roboto]

Women.

Can't live with 'em, can't drag 'em behind your pickup.

Well you could

 

[Abraham]

When does NASCAR end?

NASCAR is awesome.

 

[Abraham]

My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are two of the worst people on this planet, and when they get together with their drama, they can reach uncharted levels of toxicity. Thus far, they have managed to almost ruin/cast a pall over two of the three most important days in my husband's life (our wedding day and the birth of his son Saturday) with their bull####. I feel pretty bad for him, as he's learning pretty late in life how manipulative they are and I think that's been a hard realization.

Women.

You gave my wife your login? Hi babe.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are two of the worst people on this planet, and when they get together with their drama, they can reach uncharted levels of toxicity. Thus far, they have managed to almost ruin/cast a pall over two of the three most important days in my husband's life (our wedding day and the birth of his son Saturday) with their bull####. I feel pretty bad for him, as he's learning pretty late in life how manipulative they are and I think that's been a hard realization.

Women.

Sorry GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Women get a bad rap. When they're not doing your laundry, washing dishes and stuff, they're pretty fab.

 

[Annyong]

YSR is naming her son Saturday?

 

[Ignoramus]

I pay $10 for Tivo & $10 for Netflix. Don't miss cable one bit.

What good is tivo with no cable?

I have an HD OTA antenna and record a bunch of shows that I can then watch at my leisure and skip commercials.

 

[Abraham]

I'm walking around the house in swim trunks because all my shorts have not made it to the washing machine.

 

[krista4]

How is the draft going? Did IB and I win this thing yet?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Response to Stryker

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm walking around the house in swim trunks because all my shorts have not made it to the washing machine.

I did this once.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I'm walking around the house in swim trunks because all my shorts have not made it to the washing machine.

How dirty do your shorts get that you can't wear them just bumming around the house? Sharting issues?

 

[bentley]

We are officially renters of the house we've owned for the last 11 years. Thinking about throwing an all night party on next Tuesday and leaving beer cans all over the yard. Also probably going to stop mowing the yard.

We are also owners of a pimp new place across town. And a new refrigerator. And I got a new pair of shorts.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We are officially renters of the house we've owned for the last 11 years. Thinking about throwing an all night party on next Tuesday and leaving beer cans all over the yard. Also probably going to stop mowing the yard.

We are also owners of a pimp new place across town. And a new refrigerator. And I got a new pair of shorts.

I'll steal your copper.

 

[Tecumseh]

Every 1st and 3rd Thursday I have the distinct pleasure to host a karaoke show at a chain restaurant where noone sings, and people either completely ignore me, or request incredibly ####ty music for me to play all night. Tonight is the latter. Wtf is a "childish gambino?"

 

[shuke]

If you normally skip my video links don't do it this time. My Drunk Wife Makes Grilled Cheeses

I am in love.

Also, why does the comment section of anything posted on the internet become an argument about reddit?

 

[Rustoleum]

Every 1st and 3rd Thursday I have the distinct pleasure to host a karaoke show at a chain restaurant where noone sings, and people either completely ignore me, or request incredibly ####ty music for me to play all night. Tonight is the latter. Wtf is a "childish gambino?"

Guy from Community? Donald Glover or something?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For Tanner

Spoiler

Come on, Francine! Small planes are the safest of all. If Richie Valens’ plane had been just a little bit smaller, he’d still be alive.

That's actually true.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hello, I'm here for the Logo tutorial.

I actually have a semi funny story about Logo. I might tell it later. Or I might not. #### you. I don't care.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

What's a Logo?

Are you guys trying to say Lego?

 

[shuke]

I took one of those stupid, bull####, unscientific, IQ tests on FB today. I was bored, no other excuse really. Anyhow, I scored a 128. When I first got the innernets in the 90's I took one as well. Eagerly. HOLY ####, INTERNET IS AMAZING!!! This one was actually pretty comprehensive and I scored 164. Again, I know this means nothing but I'm guessing that, in terms of percentage, my IQ has probably dropped that much.

Here you go

Yet again, another reddit/9gag/4chan fight in the comments. Tanner, explain all this to me.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Every 1st and 3rd Thursday I have the distinct pleasure to host a karaoke show at a chain restaurant where noone sings, and people either completely ignore me, or request incredibly ####ty music for me to play all night. Tonight is the latter. Wtf is a "childish gambino?"

Do you bring your set up? Was this an idea you carried over from your college entrepreneurial days? What does it pay?

 

[Tecumseh]

Every 1st and 3rd Thursday I have the distinct pleasure to host a karaoke show at a chain restaurant where noone sings, and people either completely ignore me, or request incredibly ####ty music for me to play all night. Tonight is the latter. Wtf is a "childish gambino?"

Do you bring your set up? Was this an idea you carried over from your college entrepreneurial days? What does it pay?

Yeah, I bring the gear. I've done it off and on for the past 15-20 yrs, whenever I need cash. The money varies depending on the gig. I'll make $85 tonight for 3.5 hours. Saturday night I'll make $100 for 3.5 hours.

 

[shuke]

My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are two of the worst people on this planet, and when they get together with their drama, they can reach uncharted levels of toxicity. Thus far, they have managed to almost ruin/cast a pall over two of the three most important days in my husband's life (our wedding day and the birth of his son Saturday) with their bull####. I feel pretty bad for him, as he's learning pretty late in life how manipulative they are and I think that's been a hard realization.

Women.

Nothing worse than family drama. Sorry.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Every 1st and 3rd Thursday I have the distinct pleasure to host a karaoke show at a chain restaurant where noone sings, and people either completely ignore me, or request incredibly ####ty music for me to play all night. Tonight is the latter. Wtf is a "childish gambino?"

Do you bring your set up? Was this an idea you carried over from your college entrepreneurial days? What does it pay?

Yeah, I bring the gear. I've done it off and on for the past 15-20 yrs, whenever I need cash. The money varies depending on the gig. I'll make $85 tonight for 3.5 hours. Saturday night I'll make $100 for 3.5 hours.

Do the ladies still hit on the DJ? I would love to hear a couple of stories.

 

[shuke]

Every 1st and 3rd Thursday I have the distinct pleasure to host a karaoke show at a chain restaurant where noone sings, and people either completely ignore me, or request incredibly ####ty music for me to play all night. Tonight is the latter. Wtf is a "childish gambino?"

This is awesome. Where?

 

[Abraham]

I'm walking around the house in swim trunks because all my shorts have not made it to the washing machine.

How dirty do your shorts get that you can't wear them just bumming around the house? Sharting issues?

Rephrase: they made it to the washer but not the dryer.

 

[shuke]

If no one is singing karaoke, you have to do a few tunes to get the crowd going.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I'm walking around the house in swim trunks because all my shorts have not made it to the washing machine.

How dirty do your shorts get that you can't wear them just bumming around the house? Sharting issues?

Rephrase: they made it to the washer but not the dryer.

Now it makes sense.

 

[Tecumseh]

Every 1st and 3rd Thursday I have the distinct pleasure to host a karaoke show at a chain restaurant where noone sings, and people either completely ignore me, or request incredibly ####ty music for me to play all night. Tonight is the latter. Wtf is a "childish gambino?"

Do you bring your set up? Was this an idea you carried over from your college entrepreneurial days? What does it pay?

Yeah, I bring the gear. I've done it off and on for the past 15-20 yrs, whenever I need cash. The money varies depending on the gig. I'll make $85 tonight for 3.5 hours. Saturday night I'll make $100 for 3.5 hours.

Do the ladies still hit on the DJ? I would love to hear a couple of stories.

Sometimes. One night many years ago I sang "Wicked Game" by Chris Isaak. When I finished, an offdee 6 came up, grabbed me by the shirt with 2 hands and said she'd blow me if I would sing it again.

Every 1st and 3rd Thursday I have the distinct pleasure to host a karaoke show at a chain restaurant where noone sings, and people either completely ignore me, or request incredibly ####ty music for me to play all night. Tonight is the latter. Wtf is a "childish gambino?"

This is awesome. Where?

Atlanta.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Every 1st and 3rd Thursday I have the distinct pleasure to host a karaoke show at a chain restaurant where noone sings, and people either completely ignore me, or request incredibly ####ty music for me to play all night. Tonight is the latter. Wtf is a "childish gambino?"

Put "Happy" on then goad the people singing along. Good luck, we're all counting on you.

 

[Abraham]

Glad to hear the ravens fans are so supportive of there upstanding running back.

Hi bill.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think I'm going to try and volunteer at the retirement home up the street, tomorrow. What could go wrong?

 

[Tecumseh]

If no one is singing karaoke, you have to do a few tunes to get the crowd going.

Normally I would, but I f'n hate this gig.

I've actually got a couple people signing up now. Thank god...

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Request: Shake Your Groove Thing

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Every 1st and 3rd Thursday I have the distinct pleasure to host a karaoke show at a chain restaurant where noone sings, and people either completely ignore me, or request incredibly ####ty music for me to play all night. Tonight is the latter. Wtf is a "childish gambino?"

Do you bring your set up? Was this an idea you carried over from your college entrepreneurial days? What does it pay?

Yeah, I bring the gear. I've done it off and on for the past 15-20 yrs, whenever I need cash. The money varies depending on the gig. I'll make $85 tonight for 3.5 hours. Saturday night I'll make $100 for 3.5 hours.

Do the ladies still hit on the DJ? I would love to hear a couple of stories.

Sometimes. One night many years ago I sang "Wicked Game" by Chris Isaak. When I finished, an offdee 6 came up, grabbed me by the shirt with 2 hands and said she'd blow me if I would sing it again.

YES!! "Just let me queue that up again hon."

Girls will suck a yodelin' **** at the drop of a needle.

Yodelin' DJ "Teh"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I took one of those stupid, bull####, unscientific, IQ tests on FB today. I was bored, no other excuse really. Anyhow, I scored a 128. When I first got the innernets in the 90's I took one as well. Eagerly. HOLY ####, INTERNET IS AMAZING!!! This one was actually pretty comprehensive and I scored 164. Again, I know this means nothing but I'm guessing that, in terms of percentage, my IQ has probably dropped that much.

Here you go

Yet again, another reddit/9gag/4chan fight in the comments. Tanner, explain all this to me.

Nerds, man. Nerds.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What's a Logo?

Are you guys trying to say Lego?

Logo is an educational programming language, designed in 1967 by Daniel G. Bobrow, Wally Feurzeig, Seymour Papert andCynthia Solomon. Today the language is remembered mainly for its use of "turtle graphics", in which commands for movement and drawing produced line graphics either on screen or with a small robot called a "turtle".

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