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- Thread starter General Malaise
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Osaurus
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
With OJ chaser?Give her a goody bag from the Red Cross.Going to go get blood drawn. I better see suggestions when I get back!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Awesome. I know I posted before but I got some gal trying to sell time shares to talk dirty to me.
General Malaise
Footballguy
My favorite part of giving blood is the unlimited Cheez-its at the end. God, I love those. On my forbidden list for the house because I'd eat them exclusively like a Koala bear to Eucalypticus (sp?) Leaves.With OJ chaser?Give her a goody bag from the Red Cross.Going to go get blood drawn. I better see suggestions when I get back!
General Malaise
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Trust me, when you are hung like an apple stem, there indeed can be too much lube.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I was in bed with Mrs. SLB laying next to me too. I said some real vile stuff about what Mrs. SLB was doing to me and this gal was happy to join in.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
"Steve" didn't seem so interested.I was in bed with Mrs. SLB laying next to me too. I said some real vile stuff about what Mrs. SLB was doing to me and this gal was happy to join in.
But I'll try next time he calls back.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
It almost makes me want to unsubscribe the no call list."Steve" didn't seem so interested.I was in bed with Mrs. SLB laying next to me too. I said some real vile stuff about what Mrs. SLB was doing to me and this gal was happy to join in.
But I'll try next time he calls back.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Ignoramus
Footballguy
She sounds hideous."Steve" didn't seem so interested.I was in bed with Mrs. SLB laying next to me too. I said some real vile stuff about what Mrs. SLB was doing to me and this gal was happy to join in.
But I'll try next time he calls back.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I really want to smoke right now.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Gonna try to keep this gift PG or I am going to have to have a conversation with Mrs. Osaurus that I would never want to have.Just doing a little thinking inside the box.
General Malaise
Footballguy
No you don't. You don't because your kids don't want you to die early from smoking related disease. And neither do we. You can do this. We love you.
What if Emma Stone decides that she likes fat turds from Minnesota all of a sudden?
Osaurus
Footballguy
No pool.
Don't know her size, but intriguing.
She does travel a lot so this might work.
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strykerpks
Footballguy
25 $2 bills
El Floppo
Footballguy
We're on the list. unlisted number as well.It almost makes me want to unsubscribe the no call list."Steve" didn't seem so interested.I was in bed with Mrs. SLB laying next to me too. I said some real vile stuff about what Mrs. SLB was doing to me and this gal was happy to join in.
But I'll try next time he calls back.
for a friend?
This is an unlisted number too.
Osaurus
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
#### that #### frosty. You can do this. My dad died of a massive heart attack at the age of 51. He smoked unfiltered camels for nearly 40 years. My little brother was 3.5 months old, he never knew our dad. He was outwardly completely healthy. #### that ####!!!
Frostillicus
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm all out of ideas.Gonna try to keep this gift PG or I am going to have to have a conversation with Mrs. Osaurus that I would never want to have.Just doing a little thinking inside the box.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Cheese of the month club.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
####### quitters.
a nice neck pillow for long flights
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Never been a heavy smoker, 2 packs a week probably at my worst, but I've never really stopped either. 1-2 a day maybe, plenty of big weekend benders of a full pack a night kind of thing, etc. Pretty sure this 6 days is the longest I've gone without since a family vacation back when I was 22. Softball on Monday is going to be tough.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Frosty
Feel free to think of my dad's wife sitting there with a 3.5 month old baby, a new house payment and my dad dead. Don't smoke dude.
Feel free to think of my dad's wife sitting there with a 3.5 month old baby, a new house payment and my dad dead. Don't smoke dude.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
OH BULL####.
Osaurus
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Exactly.Oh there's no doubt that I'm "that ##### that turned our son/brother against his own family". I told him tonight that while it's no fun to be the villain, it's a role I'll assume if it means that someone is calling them on their ####.That sucks big time. Went through the same thing with my wife and her family. Her mom and grandmother are more manipulative than 1000 Asian kids on meth at a Rubik's Cube solving tournament. Took my wife years before she finally realize how freaking venomous they are. Good news is that she has almost no contact with them these days.My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are two of the worst people on this planet, and when they get together with their drama, they can reach uncharted levels of toxicity. Thus far, they have managed to almost ruin/cast a pall over two of the three most important days in my husband's life (our wedding day and the birth of his son Saturday) with their bull####. I feel pretty bad for him, as he's learning pretty late in life how manipulative they are and I think that's been a hard realization.
Women.
I'm sure they tell everybody that I'm some sort of brute that turn her against them. Jay Cutler.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Smart thinking. That way the kid's birthday will always be on a Saturday.Nope. We are scheduled to go in tomorrow. Due date is Monday but..You had the baby over the weekend?!?My mother-in-law and sister-in-law are two of the worst people on this planet, and when they get together with their drama, they can reach uncharted levels of toxicity. Thus far, they have managed to almost ruin/cast a pall over two of the three most important days in my husband's life (our wedding day and the birth of his son Saturday) with their bull####. I feel pretty bad for him, as he's learning pretty late in life how manipulative they are and I think that's been a hard realization.
Women.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
It probably still is then. Unless her house is super heated and pressurized...
Fuller
Footballguy
(from a guy whose dad died from lung cancer when I was 9)
General Malaise
Footballguy
That's not too too bad, but yeah, giving it up is the right thing to do.
I've told my story numerous times, but I was like you once upon a time. A social smoker, heavier when drinking, maybe a pack or two a week at most. But I didn't really like myself very much when I did it and when I quit, I told myself I wouldn't beat myself up if I cheated here or there, I just wouldn't start the habit back up. That was September 1999 and it has worked pretty well for me. I'll share a smoke with a buddy once in a blue moon or if I'm on a bender, I'll choke down a handful, but I leave it there and move on. Probably average a pack a year with this strategy. Not for everybody and it means I never really quit, but I'm comfortable saying I'm not a smoker.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
My old man smoked 2+ packs per day for at least 40 years. He's been fighting bladder cancer for 12+. It's not a coincidence.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Hey! My dad goes by "Jerry," too.But his name is Jerry.
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