GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[DA RAIDERS]

William Robert

That was my dad's full name.

He went by "Jerry" though. Don't ask.

Where'd he get jerry from

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Does this chick drive?

 

[Ignoramus]

William Robert

That was my dad's full name.

He went by "Jerry" though. Don't ask.

Where'd he get jerry from

HE SAID NOT TO ASK!!!

 

[mr roboto]

####### Jerrys.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Sitting at the mechanics waiting for them to install a cracked, leaking radiator hose that they somehow missed when I had the yearly check done last month.

 

[Fuller]

I know its dumb, but I giggle every time I tell someone on FB that I hope their birthday sucks.

 

[mr roboto]

Sitting at the mechanics waiting for them to install a cracked, leaking radiator hose that they somehow missed when I had the yearly check done last month.

Why are they installing a broken hose?

 

[Fuller]

Sitting at the mechanics waiting for them to install a cracked, leaking radiator hose that they somehow missed when I had the yearly check done last month.

I think I'd ask them to install one that isn't cracked or leaking

 

[Fuller]

dammit

 

[Osaurus]

Serious answer

Believe it or not, I think she has this already.

OH BULL####.

It was slate when I saw it a couple of weeks ago

It probably still is then. Unless her house is super heated and pressurized...

To be safe I will call ahead before the party

 

[mr roboto]

 

[DA RAIDERS]

#### you guys

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You effin people.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Someone* give me a Spotify playlist to listen to this afternoon while I play poker and finish this spreadsheet project I promised my boss I would finish before I leave.

*Tanner need not apply.

Oh please. My playlist rules.

 

[General Malaise]

Brakes went out on my wife's Exploder last night. My MIL freaked out and wanted her to pull over immediately. My wife gutted it out and made it home despite her MIL threatening to jump out of the car. I drove it up to the mechanic in our neighborhood and you COULD use the brakes, but only by pushing to the floor-mat and I went to the emergency brake a time or two. What's that all about? I would suspect the husband of cutting the brake lines, but let's be honest....I can't install Netflix and I haven't gotten around to life insurance yet on her.

American made cars can blow me.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

#### you guys

Seems like you're already getting ####ed by your car guy, but I got nothing better to do this afternoon. I can wait it out. I was just going to go have a flat tire put on my SUV.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

#### you guys

Seems like you're already getting ####ed by your car guy, but I got nothing better to do this afternoon. I can wait it out. I was just going to go have a flat tire put on my SUV.

Sounds like your face is a flat tire.

 

[kevzilla]

Serious question. Have a party to go to in a couple of weeks and want to get the hostess a gift. It's also her birthday around the same time. Really coming up short on what to get her. Any real ideas? TIA

You can never haver enough lube.

Trust me, when you are hung like an apple stem, there indeed can be too much lube.

I guess he should get her a giant dildo too then.

I don't think Jay Cutler will be available for about six months.

 

[Ignoramus]

Brakes went out on my wife's Exploder last night. My MIL freaked out and wanted her to pull over immediately. My wife gutted it out and made it home despite her MIL threatening to jump out of the car. I drove it up to the mechanic in our neighborhood and you COULD use the brakes, but only by pushing to the floor-mat and I went to the emergency brake a time or two. What's that all about? I would suspect the husband of cutting the brake lines, but let's be honest....I can't install Netflix and I haven't gotten around to life insurance yet on her.

American made cars can blow me.

There's a leak somewhere and you're not getting any pressure in the braking system. I suspect you'll find fluid at one of the calipers or coming off the master cylinder.The emergency brake works because it's probably mechanical rather than hydraulic.

 

[General Malaise]

Brakes went out on my wife's Exploder last night. My MIL freaked out and wanted her to pull over immediately. My wife gutted it out and made it home despite her MIL threatening to jump out of the car. I drove it up to the mechanic in our neighborhood and you COULD use the brakes, but only by pushing to the floor-mat and I went to the emergency brake a time or two. What's that all about? I would suspect the husband of cutting the brake lines, but let's be honest....I can't install Netflix and I haven't gotten around to life insurance yet on her.

American made cars can blow me.

There's a leak somewhere and you're not getting any pressure in the braking system. I suspect you'll find fluid at one of the calipers or coming off the master cylinder.The emergency brake works because it's probably mechanical rather than hydraulic.

Yeah, this is what Pete told me this morning. I'm guessing this is probably a $50 fix tops, eh?

 

[Fuller]

Brakes went out on my wife's Exploder last night. My MIL freaked out and wanted her to pull over immediately. My wife gutted it out and made it home despite her MIL threatening to jump out of the car. I drove it up to the mechanic in our neighborhood and you COULD use the brakes, but only by pushing to the floor-mat and I went to the emergency brake a time or two. What's that all about? I would suspect the husband of cutting the brake lines, but let's be honest....I can't install Netflix and I haven't gotten around to life insurance yet on her.

American made cars can blow me.

There's a leak somewhere and you're not getting any pressure in the braking system. I suspect you'll find fluid at one of the calipers or coming off the master cylinder.The emergency brake works because it's probably mechanical rather than hydraulic.

I say you should take it to the shop and get some cracked, leaking brake lines installed

 

[mr roboto]

I got to 3rd base in HS because I drove a girl home from a party whose breaks didn't work in her car. It was a manual so I drove it using downshifting and the emergency brake. Got it to her house and her dad was home and thanked me and fixed it. She went down my pants for the trouble.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I got to 3rd base in HS because I drove a girl home from a party whose breaks didn't work in her car. It was a manual so I drove it using downshifting and the emergency brake. Got it to her house and her dad was home and thanked me and fixed it. She went down my pants for the trouble.

Should probably have had brakes in the car to start.

 

[General Malaise]

I got to 3rd base in HS because I drove a girl home from a party whose breaks didn't work in her car. It was a manual so I drove it using downshifting and the emergency brake. Got it to her house and her dad was home and thanked me and fixed it. She went down my pants for the trouble.

That's 3rd base now?

 

[mr roboto]

I got to 3rd base in HS because I drove a girl home from a party whose breaks didn't work in her car. It was a manual so I drove it using downshifting and the emergency brake. Got it to her house and her dad was home and thanked me and fixed it. She went down my pants for the trouble.

That's 3rd base now?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=3rd%20base

 

[El Floppo]

My old man smoked 2+ packs per day for at least 40 years. He's been fighting bladder cancer for 12+. It's not a coincidence.

ugh- sorry to hear BS. my dad got bladder cancer in his 30s. didn't smoke at all. then he got Prostate and finally pancreatic, the latter finally got him at 73. and an incredibly healthy 73- ran 3 days a week, perfect physical health...outside of the cancer. #### you, cancer.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I got to 3rd base in HS because I drove a girl home from a party whose breaks didn't work in her car. It was a manual so I drove it using downshifting and the emergency brake. Got it to her house and her dad was home and thanked me and fixed it. She went down my pants for the trouble.

Did you learn baseball from Tanner?

 

[El Floppo]

I got to 3rd base in HS because I drove a girl home from a party whose breaks didn't work in her car. It was a manual so I drove it using downshifting and the emergency brake. Got it to her house and her dad was home and thanked me and fixed it. She went down my pants for the trouble.

That's 3rd base now?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=3rd%20base

X

3rd Base.

 

[Frostillicus]

####### Jerrys.

My dad's name is also Jerry.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My old man smoked 2+ packs per day for at least 40 years. He's been fighting bladder cancer for 12+. It's not a coincidence.

ugh- sorry to hear BS. my dad got bladder cancer in his 30s. didn't smoke at all. then he got Prostate and finally pancreatic, the latter finally got him at 73. and an incredibly healthy 73- ran 3 days a week, perfect physical health...outside of the cancer. #### you, cancer.

Last 4 check ups have been free of it. This is the 3rd time he's been given the all clear. That 2 years is the longest stretch since they started treating it, though. Hopeful.

 

[mr roboto]

I think I'm missing something. Am I too young for this thread again?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I got to 3rd base in HS because I drove a girl home from a party whose breaks didn't work in her car. It was a manual so I drove it using downshifting and the emergency brake. Got it to her house and her dad was home and thanked me and fixed it. She went down my pants for the trouble.

That's 3rd base now?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=3rd%20base

She got to 3rd base with you. You didn't get to 3rd base with her.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I got to 3rd base in HS because I drove a girl home from a party whose breaks didn't work in her car. It was a manual so I drove it using downshifting and the emergency brake. Got it to her house and her dad was home and thanked me and fixed it. She went down my pants for the trouble.

That's 3rd base now?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=3rd%20base

She got to 3rd base with you. You didn't get to 3rd base with her.

Regardless, if you had intercourse with her, I hope you used a broken condom [/DR]

 

[Drifter]

Someone* give me a Spotify playlist to listen to this afternoon while I play poker and finish this spreadsheet project I promised my boss I would finish before I leave.

*Tanner need not apply.

Oh please. My playlist rules.

Very late -

Uptempo eclectic mix used when I need to dive into something for work (Tanner and GPJ will probably hate it):

Groovin

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I got to 3rd base in HS because I drove a girl home from a party whose breaks didn't work in her car. It was a manual so I drove it using downshifting and the emergency brake. Got it to her house and her dad was home and thanked me and fixed it. She went down my pants for the trouble.

That's 3rd base now?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=3rd%20base

She got to 3rd base with you. You didn't get to 3rd base with her.

Regardless, if you had intercourse with her, I hope you used a broken condom [/DR]

 

[Osaurus]

I got to 3rd base in HS because I drove a girl home from a party whose breaks didn't work in her car. It was a manual so I drove it using downshifting and the emergency brake. Got it to her house and her dad was home and thanked me and fixed it. She went down my pants for the trouble.

Did you learn baseball from Tanner?

I believe it was Town Ball back then

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Serious answer

Believe it or not, I think she has this already.

OH BULL####.

It was slate when I saw it a couple of weeks ago

It probably still is then. Unless her house is super heated and pressurized...

To be safe I will call ahead before the party

Buy her a copy of Goodnight Moon

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Someone* give me a Spotify playlist to listen to this afternoon while I play poker and finish this spreadsheet project I promised my boss I would finish before I leave.

*Tanner need not apply.

Oh please. My playlist rules.

Very late -

Uptempo eclectic mix used when I need to dive into something for work (Tanner and GPJ will probably hate it):

Groovin

It's cool.

 

[Osaurus]

Thanks for all the gift ideas....I think I will spend a little more time deciding.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I got to 3rd base in HS because I drove a girl home from a party whose breaks didn't work in her car. It was a manual so I drove it using downshifting and the emergency brake. Got it to her house and her dad was home and thanked me and fixed it. She went down my pants for the trouble.

Did you learn baseball from Tanner?

I believe it was Town Ball back then

Dynamite history drop there, Dildo Hackett Fisher.

 

[Osaurus]

I got to 3rd base in HS because I drove a girl home from a party whose breaks didn't work in her car. It was a manual so I drove it using downshifting and the emergency brake. Got it to her house and her dad was home and thanked me and fixed it. She went down my pants for the trouble.

Did you learn baseball from Tanner?

I believe it was Town Ball back then

Dynamite history drop there, Dildo Hackett Fisher.

Guessing that's your gift idea too.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

American made cars can blow me.

And they still can't outsell their Japanese counterparts.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

William Robert

That was my dad's full name.

He went by "Jerry" though. Don't ask.

Where'd he get jerry from

Probably so he could send young Tanner out to collect for "Jerry's Kids" and then keep all the money for hisself.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Office Safari, yay or nay?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Office Safari, yay or nay?

CYP dated goldfish imo

 

[charvik]

draft is dead, right?

Having trouble with the YouTubes but the selection ceremony has been posted and is awaiting review from Ernst and young.

Pretty sure BL and I got Coutinho.

That's all that really matters. actually true.

 

[charvik]

Portland does BBQ about as well as it does Mexican food, but Podnah's is great. Now, would I stand in line for two hours like they do in Austin? I would not. Would I drive 90 minutes to eat there? I perhaps would.

Little known fact: Podnah's serves up a terrific Bloody Mary, enjoyed by Texas Swedes and Albino Winos alike.

the blurry was excellent, the BBQ was, well, bbq'd

 

[Thorn]

Someone* give me a Spotify playlist to listen to this afternoon while I play poker and finish this spreadsheet project I promised my boss I would finish before I leave.

*Tanner need not apply.

Oh please. My playlist rules.

Pixies, big bands and Larry King podcasts, amirite?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Portland does BBQ about as well as it does Mexican food, but Podnah's is great. Now, would I stand in line for two hours like they do in Austin? I would not. Would I drive 90 minutes to eat there? I perhaps would.

Little known fact: Podnah's serves up a terrific Bloody Mary, enjoyed by Texas Swedes and Albino Winos alike.

Going to get a burger with grilled cheese sandwiches as the bun. I had Podnahs before on your recommendation. Good for brunch IMO.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Portland does BBQ about as well as it does Mexican food, but Podnah's is great. Now, would I stand in line for two hours like they do in Austin? I would not. Would I drive 90 minutes to eat there? I perhaps would.

Little known fact: Podnah's serves up a terrific Bloody Mary, enjoyed by Texas Swedes and Albino Winos alike.

Going to get a burger with grilled cheese sandwiches as the bun.I had Podnahs before on your recommendation. Good for brunch IMO.

Sounds like a whole lot of greasy hands