GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pretty proud of my wife. Still watching Walking Dead, and we get to the part where

Spoiler

Lori dies

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and at no point did she

start asking stupid questions about if Lori was really dead.

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[Frostillicus]

Pretty proud of my wife. Still watching Walking Dead, and we get to the part where

Spoiler

Lori dies

Spoiler

and at no point did she

start asking stupid questions about if Lori was really dead.

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That's why I'm so proud.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Might be old but I came across this earlier and lol'd

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljys8sXNIc1qb6t6wo1_500.jpg

 

[General Malaise]

Don't delete it!

 

[General Malaise]

Spent 2 hours with Rude and his mom....called her the wrong name shaking hands goodbye. I suck out loud.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Spent 2 hours with Rude and his mom....called her the wrong name shaking hands goodbye. I suck out loud.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Spent 2 hours with Rude and his mom....called her the wrong name shaking hands goodbye. I suck out loud.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Did Rude's mom show you any cute baby pictures?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I generally stick to ma'am, sir, man, dude, & you. Mrs. SLB knows to always say peoples names when (hi Phil, how are you?!) we are out to remind me. * 10

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Did Rude's mom show you any cute baby pictures?

Kid is going to have a target on his back all his life.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I generally stick to ma'am, sir, man, dude, & you. Mrs. SLB knows to always say peoples names when (hi Phil, how are you?!) we are out to remind me. * 10

Slick, Cap'n, Hoss, Big Guy, Chester, Gus*, and Champ when it comes to guys.

Babe, Hon, Sugar-t its, Lady, and Chesty for females.

*black guys only

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm still drinking. GM left for squash casserole.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I generally stick to ma'am, sir, man, dude, & you. Mrs. SLB knows to always say peoples names when (hi Phil, how are you?!) we are out to remind me. * 10

Slick, Cap'n, Hoss, Big Guy, Chester, Gus*, and Champ when it comes to guys.

Babe, Hon, Sugar-t its, Lady, and Chesty for females.

*black guys only

Forgot "baby" for girls. Great to meet you baby. That's how I use it.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

When does kicker league start

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had an "Uncle" Gus. Nice guy, died of Parkinson's. My other Uncle, John, every time he saw Gus, he would say "Hey it's Gus? Don't cuss, call Guss, he'll cuss for all of us!". Like all the way until he was in a wheelchair. Love my Uncle John, he's a funny ####er, but I'm pretty sure Uncle Gus's dying wish was to disembowel my Uncle John.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I generally stick to ma'am, sir, man, dude, & you. Mrs. SLB knows to always say peoples names when (hi Phil, how are you?!) we are out to remind me. * 10

Slick, Cap'n, Hoss, Big Guy, Chester, Gus*, and Champ when it comes to guys.

Babe, Hon, Sugar-t its, Lady, and Chesty for females.

*black guys only

Forgot "baby" for girls. Great to meet you baby. That's how I use it.

Yeah, I "babe" too. I use that on my wife when I forget her name.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and if the guy is over say 6'3" I call him "Stretch" 85% of the time.

 

[Frostillicus]

I had an "Uncle" Gus. Nice guy, died of Parkinson's. My other Uncle John, every time he saw Gus, he would say "Hey it's Gus? Don't cuss, call Guss, he'll cuss for all of us!". Like all the way until he was in a wheelchair. Love my Uncle John, he's a funny ####er, but I'm pretty sure Uncle Gus's dying wish was to disembowel my Uncle John.

My grandpa died of Parkinson's. He was a WW2 guy in the Philippines. Wish I was old enough when he was alive to think to ask him some stories.

 

[Frostillicus]

Oh and if the guy is over say 6'3" I call him "Stretch" 85% of the time.

Two of my best friends are 6-4. I usually just called them dickface.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I had an "Uncle" Gus. Nice guy, died of Parkinson's. My other Uncle John, every time he saw Gus, he would say "Hey it's Gus? Don't cuss, call Guss, he'll cuss for all of us!". Like all the way until he was in a wheelchair. Love my Uncle John, he's a funny ####er, but I'm pretty sure Uncle Gus's dying wish was to disembowel my Uncle John.

My grandpa died of Parkinson's. He was a WW2 guy in the Philippines. Wish I was old enough when he was alive to think to ask him some stories.

"Hey, Pop-pop? You ever get the clap in Manila?"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife suggested that I go to her restaurant to watch the Bears-Eagles game tonight. I've known her for 26 years and yet I still cannot get her to understand where preseason football falls on the importance scale.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh and if the guy is over say 6'3" I call him "Stretch" 85% of the time.

I believe this.

I had an "Uncle" Gus. Nice guy, died of Parkinson's. My other Uncle John, every time he saw Gus, he would say "Hey it's Gus? Don't cuss, call Guss, he'll cuss for all of us!". Like all the way until he was in a wheelchair. Love my Uncle John, he's a funny ####er, but I'm pretty sure Uncle Gus's dying wish was to disembowel my Uncle John.

My grandpa died of Parkinson's. He was a WW2 guy in the Philippines. Wish I was old enough when he was alive to think to ask him some stories.

I hear you. I wish I would have taken my Dad's advice and video taped my FIL telling his stories about WWII and life after that.

Gus was crazy smart. He helped design planes for McDonnell/Boeing.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My wife suggested that I go to her restaurant to watch the Bears-Eagles game tonight. I've known her for 26 years and yet I still cannot get her to understand where preseason football falls on the importance scale.

Happy the Rams ####ed me out of $57 for tonight's game.

 

[Frostillicus]

I had an "Uncle" Gus. Nice guy, died of Parkinson's. My other Uncle John, every time he saw Gus, he would say "Hey it's Gus? Don't cuss, call Guss, he'll cuss for all of us!". Like all the way until he was in a wheelchair. Love my Uncle John, he's a funny ####er, but I'm pretty sure Uncle Gus's dying wish was to disembowel my Uncle John.

My grandpa died of Parkinson's. He was a WW2 guy in the Philippines. Wish I was old enough when he was alive to think to ask him some stories.

"Hey, Pop-pop? You ever get the clap in Manila?"

Exactly!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I had a kid in summer school. He was half Indian and half Malaysian (I think). This kid had like a 5.0 GPA, National Honor Society, student government etc. I asked him where he was planning on going to college next year and he said he was trying to decide between Cal, Stanford, Cal Tech, and MIT.

He was also about 6'4". After the first week I'm pretty sure I called him nothing but "Stretch" .

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had a kid in summer school. He was half Indian and half Malaysian (I think). This kid had like a 5.0 GPA, National Honor Society, student government etc. I asked him where he was planning on going to college next year and he said he was trying to decide between Cal, Stanford, Cal Tech, and MIT.

He was also about 6'4". After the first week I'm pretty sure I called him nothing but "Stretch" .

Most guys over 6'3 I call sir.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and if the guy is over say 6'3" I call him "Stretch" 85% of the time.

I believe this.

I had an "Uncle" Gus. Nice guy, died of Parkinson's. My other Uncle John, every time he saw Gus, he would say "Hey it's Gus? Don't cuss, call Guss, he'll cuss for all of us!". Like all the way until he was in a wheelchair. Love my Uncle John, he's a funny ####er, but I'm pretty sure Uncle Gus's dying wish was to disembowel my Uncle John.

My grandpa died of Parkinson's. He was a WW2 guy in the Philippines. Wish I was old enough when he was alive to think to ask him some stories.

I hear you. I wish I would have taken my Dad's advice and video taped my FIL telling his stories about WWII and life after that.

Gus was crazy smart. He helped design planes for McDonnell/Boeing.

My dad, before he was drafted in the army, worked as a draftsman for either McDonnell or Douglas (before they merged) somewhere in L.A. I sent my stepmom a message asking her if she knows the specifics.

 

[Frostillicus]

Oh and if the guy is over say 6'3" I call him "Stretch" 85% of the time.

I believe this.

I had an "Uncle" Gus. Nice guy, died of Parkinson's. My other Uncle John, every time he saw Gus, he would say "Hey it's Gus? Don't cuss, call Guss, he'll cuss for all of us!". Like all the way until he was in a wheelchair. Love my Uncle John, he's a funny ####er, but I'm pretty sure Uncle Gus's dying wish was to disembowel my Uncle John.

My grandpa died of Parkinson's. He was a WW2 guy in the Philippines. Wish I was old enough when he was alive to think to ask him some stories.

I hear you. I wish I would have taken my Dad's advice and video taped my FIL telling his stories about WWII and life after that.

Gus was crazy smart. He helped design planes for McDonnell/Boeing.

My dad, before he was drafted in the army, worked as a draftsman for either McDonnell or Douglas (before they merged) somewhere in L.A. I sent my stepmom a message asking her if she knows the specifics.

My wife's grandpa did something with some kind of aviation.

 

[Annyong]

We really doing the draft in here?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh and if the guy is over say 6'3" I call him "Stretch" 85% of the time.

I believe this.

I had an "Uncle" Gus. Nice guy, died of Parkinson's. My other Uncle John, every time he saw Gus, he would say "Hey it's Gus? Don't cuss, call Guss, he'll cuss for all of us!". Like all the way until he was in a wheelchair. Love my Uncle John, he's a funny ####er, but I'm pretty sure Uncle Gus's dying wish was to disembowel my Uncle John.

My grandpa died of Parkinson's. He was a WW2 guy in the Philippines. Wish I was old enough when he was alive to think to ask him some stories.

I hear you. I wish I would have taken my Dad's advice and video taped my FIL telling his stories about WWII and life after that.

Gus was crazy smart. He helped design planes for McDonnell/Boeing.

My dad, before he was drafted in the army, worked as a draftsman for either McDonnell or Douglas (before they merged) somewhere in L.A. I sent my stepmom a message asking her if she knows the specifics.

My wife's grandpa did something with some kind of aviation.

All of our Dad's are named Jerry too. Whoa.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Just cracked my last good beer... All that's left is the swill I bought for my sons birthday party on Sunday

 

[Frostillicus]

Oh and if the guy is over say 6'3" I call him "Stretch" 85% of the time.

I believe this.

I had an "Uncle" Gus. Nice guy, died of Parkinson's. My other Uncle John, every time he saw Gus, he would say "Hey it's Gus? Don't cuss, call Guss, he'll cuss for all of us!". Like all the way until he was in a wheelchair. Love my Uncle John, he's a funny ####er, but I'm pretty sure Uncle Gus's dying wish was to disembowel my Uncle John.

My grandpa died of Parkinson's. He was a WW2 guy in the Philippines. Wish I was old enough when he was alive to think to ask him some stories.

I hear you. I wish I would have taken my Dad's advice and video taped my FIL telling his stories about WWII and life after that.

Gus was crazy smart. He helped design planes for McDonnell/Boeing.

My dad, before he was drafted in the army, worked as a draftsman for either McDonnell or Douglas (before they merged) somewhere in L.A. I sent my stepmom a message asking her if she knows the specifics.

My wife's grandpa did something with some kind of aviation.

All of our Dad's are named Jerry too. Whoa.

We should start a club.

 

[Tiger Fan]

ANNOUNCE:

GMTAN draft is on. All rules are posted on the ESPN website. Clock won't officially start until Monday, but given the fact that YSR is about to unzip, she should prolly make a pick now.

Before people start to #####, I have a google doc that will keep track of everything. There's a drop down menu and everything. Click on the draft summary tab and you'll have everything you need.

Should be pretty straightforward.

TIA

 

[Frostillicus]

We should draft in a different thread than this one or people will be angry.

 

[John Bender]

We should draft in a different thread than this one or people will be angry.

You guys should use the FFAWT Draft thread to draft. Would be awesomely confusing for all.

 

[Abraham]

We really doing the draft in here?

1.14: D

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Whiskey or swill...tough decision

 

[Tiger Fan]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=710211

B/c we need more confusion

 

[kevzilla]

I would be all for a separate thread for our draft, but jealous dickmittens would probably dump all over it.

Bentley> lemme know when you're ready to explore the dives in your new 'hood. I'm at one now.

 

[Frostillicus]

We should draft in a different thread than this one or people will be angry.

You guys should use the FFAWT Draft thread to draft. Would be awesomely confusing for all.

That's brilliant.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I resurrected my fish tank from college at my boy's request. The dog is surprisingly upset about this. He keeps pawing at the tank and hasn't left my side since.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Whiskey or swill...tough decision

Both

 

[bentley]

I would be all for a separate thread for our draft, but jealous dickmittens would probably dump all over it.

Bentley> lemme know when you're ready to explore the dives in your new 'hood. I'm at one now.

Thanks, man. Moving next Friday. Will be nice to get some time at BB Rovers again. Used to watch every Cowboys game there before JR came along.

 

[Frostillicus]

I resurrected my fish tank from college at my boy's request. The dog is surprisingly upset about this. He keeps pawing at the tank and hasn't left my side since.

We did a thing with the kids where we had caterpillars and raised them into butterflies and kept them in this butterfly keeper thing. Man that drove Murray the cat crazy until we put it in a different room.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Whiskey or swill...tough decision

Both

Went whiskey...might go brandy next

 

[Frostillicus]

Whiskey or swill...tough decision

Both

Went whiskey...might go brandy next

What are you, from Wisconsin?

 

[bentley]

Whiskey or swill...tough decision

Both

Went whiskey...might go brandy next

Dipped into a little Brandy myself tonight. Good times.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Doing the draft in here is a bad idea. Trust me.