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shuke said:
Josie Maran said:
shuke said:
krista4 said:
shuke said:
Krista and Homer turn on SNL right now.
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What did I miss?
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Pharrell's Happy.
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:angry: You tried to trick us.
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You still running with this bull#### act that you've never heard it?
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There was a clip from an old movie of Donna Reed (I think) smashing a record because Happy was playing...so I accidentally heard about 7 seconds of the song.

That's all I got.

 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
who has posted in the looting in Missouri thread:

Member name Posts SaintsInDome2006 82 timschochet 77 Henry Ford 77 Todd Andrews 66 Greggity 62 jonessed 53 Slapdash 46 TobiasFunke 46 meatwad1 41 fatness 41 Gary Coal Man 40 Ditka Butkus 37 Doctor Detroit 34 [icon] 32 KCitons 28 Otis 27 Christo 27 IvanKaramazov 27 PitbullTD 26 Fennis 26 lod01 26 matttyl 25 kentric 25 Ghost Rider 24
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WhewChurch lady video about did me in.

that thread feels like Trayvon Martin all over again.
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Frostillicus said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
For as much as my 19 year old drives me crazy some times he cracks me up.

He just got back from hanging out with some friends in L.A. They went to a couple of concerts and bummed around. He tells me they were in Venice and saw that this place was not only offering free HIV testing but giving gift cards as incentives. So he and his buddies all did it. He was more excited to tell me he got a $10 Taco Bell card than being HIV negative.
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Rules.
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Awesome. And congrats tanner

 
krista4 said:
bentley said:
It might be helpful if we knew if they were moving to Midland or Dallas or Austin or Tyler.

HEY GUYS, I KNOW SOMEBODY MOVING TO EUROPE. CAN YOU SUGGEST SOMETHING EUROPEAN?
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Yeah, I asked my realtor® a couple of days ago to find this out, but I don't think he has yet. I don't even know if they're moving to the city like you or the suburbs like Babe. Why don't you throw out some general suggestions that I could tailor appropriately when I find out? I was counting on you as Mr. Texas to know this one.
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A giant belt buckle and some cowboy boots.(Only partially schtick. I was aghast at how many people had giant belt buckles, cowboy boots and cowboy hats when I flew into Dallas. It was like they were making fun of themselves or something)

 
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Yeah! And a horse! Get them a horse or they will feel left out since everyone here has a hat and belt buckle and horse! Naaaaaaaayyyyyy

 
As I mentioned last week, I am currently off work until next Tuesday. Believe it or not, I am actually looking forward to waking up with my boys and making them breakfast all week, since I am usually out the door by 5:30am and don't get to see them till about 6pm.

Today we kept it simple with some peanut butter on raisin bread, banana, and some chocolate milk.

 
-fish- said:
had plans to go on the boat today with a very attractive woman that someone is trying to set me up with, and also my 20-something blonde friend who knows her.

they both flaked (bad)

I went boating anyway (good)

my electronics went out for no reason (bad)

I stopped at the nearest dock, which happens to be my favorite bar (good)

I couldn't fix the problem. (bad)

The bartender gave me free food (good)

I left and heard live music, so went over and saw that one of the local rich people had hired a really good local band to play their party (good)

Found some friends also on a boat enjoying free live music and rafted up with them (good)

Got drunk (great)

Home watching Jaws and getting drunker. (really good)

24-year old is coming in the morning to go boating and get drunk. (winning)
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Did I miss that there was a free frogurt in this somewhere?

 
DA RAIDERS said:
I think I'm still drunk

I discovered a true gem last night. There is an awesome, authentic, open 24 hours, taco joint more or less in my neighborhood. How did I not know about this place until now?

And they sell beer. Cheaply.

Lady raiders, is making a tomato pie. Will report back. It's a first for both of us.
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You let an 8 year-old make a tomato pie?

 
Annyong said:
As I mentioned last week, I am currently off work until next Tuesday. Believe it or not, I am actually looking forward to waking up with my boys and making them breakfast all week, since I am usually out the door by 5:30am and don't get to see them till about 6pm.

Today we kept it simple with some peanut butter on raisin bread, banana, and some chocolate milk.
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No pancakes?

 
Sammy3469 said:
Annyong said:
As I mentioned last week, I am currently off work until next Tuesday. Believe it or not, I am actually looking forward to waking up with my boys and making them breakfast all week, since I am usually out the door by 5:30am and don't get to see them till about 6pm.

Today we kept it simple with some peanut butter on raisin bread, banana, and some chocolate milk.
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No pancakes?
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Tomorrow is pancakes or waffles and bacon.

 
So my wife is crossing Delancey (major street that leads to the Williamsburgh Bridge) this morning pushing my daughter in the stroller- a car flies through the left turn onto Delancey and hits the stroller, almost knocking it over. The car then takes off, leaving my wife freaked out and screaming. She managed to take down a few digits of the license plate and take a blurry photo of the car with her phone. She calls the cops- who are at first very dismissive ("you don't have all the digits of the license plate? oh... we can't even file a report then") until EMS gets there and they see that this is a serious thing.

Thank god, Wife is ok, daughter is ok and even the stroller is ok. ####### people. I'm hoping that real life can imitate art here and somebody can use their infinite CSI/Law and Order computer zoom/focus to get the license plate and bust this #######.

 
Henry Ford said:
What the hell is Marfa?
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pretty famous place in Texas I thought.

http://www.visitmarfa.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marfa,_Texas

Today, Marfa is a tourist destination and a major center for Minimalist art. Attractions include Building 98, the Chinati Foundation, artisan shops, historical architecture, a classic Texas town square, modern art installments, art galleries, and the Marfa lights.
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http://www.npr.org/2012/08/02/156980469/marfa-texas-an-unlikely-art-oasis-in-a-desert-town

 
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El Floppo said:
So my wife is crossing Delancey (major street that leads to the Williamsburgh Bridge) this morning pushing my daughter in the stroller- a car flies through the left turn onto Delancey and hits the stroller, almost knocking it over. The car then takes off, leaving my wife freaked out and screaming. She managed to take down a few digits of the license plate and take a blurry photo of the car with her phone. She calls the cops- who are at first very dismissive ("you don't have all the digits of the license plate? oh... we can't even file a report then") until EMS gets there and they see that this is a serious thing.

Thank god, Wife is ok, daughter is ok and even the stroller is ok. ####### people. I'm hoping that real life can imitate art here and somebody can use their infinite CSI/Law and Order computer zoom/focus to get the license plate and bust this #######.
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Wow. Glad everyone is ok.

 
El Floppo said:
So my wife is crossing Delancey (major street that leads to the Williamsburgh Bridge) this morning pushing my daughter in the stroller- a car flies through the left turn onto Delancey and hits the stroller, almost knocking it over. The car then takes off, leaving my wife freaked out and screaming. She managed to take down a few digits of the license plate and take a blurry photo of the car with her phone. She calls the cops- who are at first very dismissive ("you don't have all the digits of the license plate? oh... we can't even file a report then") until EMS gets there and they see that this is a serious thing.

Thank god, Wife is ok, daughter is ok and even the stroller is ok. ####### people. I'm hoping that real life can imitate art here and somebody can use their infinite CSI/Law and Order computer zoom/focus to get the license plate and bust this #######.
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Jesus man, glad nobody got hurt.
 
kevzilla said:
General Malaise said:
kevzilla said:
Leeroy Jenkins said:
But what happened with the penny? That was his inner dialogue. Did he get the penny? Did he leave it in the take a penny tray? Did she pocket it as part of her own really slow superman 3 scheme?
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Oh, I took the penny, all right. Because the total due was $4.99, not $5.00. I will admit to being frugal, but I will not apologize. I don't make FBG money, so if I want to go to Vegas twice a year, I have to economize elsewhere.
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I'll cover our Tigerfan League Dues, GB. :oldunsure:
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:lmao: My expenses are also low. I don't have a wife or children. I don't make a lot, but I don't spend a lot. I'm the anti-Patrick Ewing.
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I was curious about this at one point. No Kev juniors? Any exes?

 
Buck Bradcanon said:
kevzilla said:
General Malaise said:
kevzilla said:
Leeroy Jenkins said:
But what happened with the penny? That was his inner dialogue. Did he get the penny? Did he leave it in the take a penny tray? Did she pocket it as part of her own really slow superman 3 scheme?
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Oh, I took the penny, all right. Because the total due was $4.99, not $5.00. I will admit to being frugal, but I will not apologize. I don't make FBG money, so if I want to go to Vegas twice a year, I have to economize elsewhere.
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I'll cover our Tigerfan League Dues, GB. :oldunsure:
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:lmao: My expenses are also low. I don't have a wife or children. I don't make a lot, but I don't spend a lot. I'm the anti-Patrick Ewing.
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I was curious about this at one point. No Kev juniors? Any exes?
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You don't remember the glorious picture of Kev's hair on the beach with a future Mrs. Exzilla?

 
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