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[Dan Lambskin]

Oh and what makes it worse is that NONE of the kids whose parents hung out with them on campus seemed embarrassed. If I was 12 years old and my mom walked me around my junior high on my first day I would have died a little inside.

In fairness your school only had one room.

Two more weeks of summer here, suckas!

Jeez, my kid started on the 6th.

Where do you live...Japan?

 

[Annyong]

Just bought tickets to see the Oddball Comedy Tour. Should be worth it just to see Bill Burr

He's great. Isn't Hannibal Burress part of that tour, too? I wouldn't mind going but I have a hard time with the $80 ticket for some stand up.

I found a $15 Groupon for this. Here is the Chicago lineup.

Amy Schumer

Bill Burr

Sarah Silverman

Hannibal Buress

Chris DElia

Chris Hardwick

Jim Jefferies

Michael Che

DJ Trauma

Brody Stevens

 

[UniAlias]

Just bought tickets to see the Oddball Comedy Tour. Should be worth it just to see Bill Burr

He's great. Isn't Hannibal Burress part of that tour, too? I wouldn't mind going but I have a hard time with the $80 ticket for some stand up.

I found a $15 Groupon for this. Here is the Chicago lineup.Amy Schumer

Bill Burr

Sarah Silverman

Hannibal Buress

Chris DElia

Chris Hardwick

Jim Jefferies

Michael Che

DJ Trauma

Brody Stevens

Jim Jefferies stand-up is hilarious if you're a drunk degenerate heathen like myself.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh and what makes it worse is that NONE of the kids whose parents hung out with them on campus seemed embarrassed. If I was 12 years old and my mom walked me around my junior high on my first day I would have died a little inside.

In fairness your school only had one room.

Two more weeks of summer here, suckas!

Jeez, my kid started on the 6th.

Well, to be fair, Oregon kids aren't bum rushing their way into the Ivies. And we'll counter this late start with copious "Staff Development Days" or "Budget Reduction Days". Neat state.

 

[Drifter]

Oh and what makes it worse is that NONE of the kids whose parents hung out with them on campus seemed embarrassed. If I was 12 years old and my mom walked me around my junior high on my first day I would have died a little inside.

In fairness your school only had one room.

no it didnt

?

 

[bentley]

So I am in a networking group and we are supposed to take a vote on new members. The person sending the mass email around instructed people to respond "yay" or "nay."

So now I have a bunch of emails from alleged professionals that just say "YAY!"

I'm guessing there aren't a lot of no votes in this group.

Got to talk about volunteering on the local CBS affiliate this morning. I didn't say anything that would cause me to become a YouTube sensation, so I'm calling it a hit.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh and what makes it worse is that NONE of the kids whose parents hung out with them on campus seemed embarrassed. If I was 12 years old and my mom walked me around my junior high on my first day I would have died a little inside.

In fairness your school only had one room.

no it didnt

?

Salty's brunch yesterday with the wife and MIL. I haven't eaten anything larger than an apple in the past 24 hours. My god, that place.

 

[GroveDiesel]

First day of school.

The one thing that really got my attention today was the unusually large number of parents accompanying their kids on campus this morning. Walking around with them, finding classrooms etc. These are 7th and 8th graders for the love of woz. Cut the damn apron strings already.

What's the worst thing that's going to happen? Your kid is going to get temporarily lost on their first day. Oh the horror. They're not going to fall down an abandoned mine shaft. They're not going to end up in John Wayne Gacy's car. They're not going to miss some vital curriculum that will hinder their ability to get into Harvard. They're going to walk to the wrong class and then someone is going to point them in the wrong direction.

/oldmanrant

When I first read this I thought you meant parents were dropping their kids off or something, but I re-read it and...are you saying parents are walking their 7th and 8th grade kids around school for the whole day!? If so, how is that even allowed? No way would any school around here allow parents on school grounds all day. If nothing else, it's a major security issue, not to mention a giant distraction. Unreal.

 

[Drifter]

Oh and what makes it worse is that NONE of the kids whose parents hung out with them on campus seemed embarrassed. If I was 12 years old and my mom walked me around my junior high on my first day I would have died a little inside.

In fairness your school only had one room.

no it didnt

?

Salty's brunch yesterday with the wife and MIL. I haven't eaten anything larger than an apple in the past 24 hours. My god, that place.

Did they have the crab benedicts? I usually pile my plate with that and the bagels and lox and can be pretty damn happy.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh and what makes it worse is that NONE of the kids whose parents hung out with them on campus seemed embarrassed. If I was 12 years old and my mom walked me around my junior high on my first day I would have died a little inside.

And probably taken an ### beating on the outside.

 

[cosjobs]

Am I supposed to eat the tomato pie while it's hot?

It's pretty good. Messy though. It seems like it would be better cooled. with different ingredients

 

[El Floppo]

Am I supposed to eat the tomato pie while it's hot?

It's pretty good. Messy though. It seems like it would be better cooled. with different ingredients

we're talking pizza here, no?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Am I supposed to eat the tomato pie while it's hot?

It's pretty good. Messy though. It seems like it would be better cooled. with different ingredients

what ingredients did he use?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Am I supposed to eat the tomato pie while it's hot?

It's pretty good. Messy though. It seems like it would be better cooled. with different ingredients

we're talking pizza here, no?

I sure hope not

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Am I supposed to eat the tomato pie while it's hot?

It's pretty good. Messy though. It seems like it would be better cooled. with different ingredients

we're talking pizza here, no?

I sure hope not

Yeah, I don't think he has the proper oven for that.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Am I supposed to eat the tomato pie while it's hot?

It's pretty good. Messy though. It seems like it would be better cooled. with different ingredients

we're talking pizza here, no?

I sure hope not

??????

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Or this Paula Deen abomination?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22tomato+pie%22&client=firefox-a&hs=5cq&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&channel=sb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=VmvyU6GOB4H4yQSf34Bw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoATgK&biw=1366&bih=648

 

[Thorn]

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22tomato+pie%22&client=firefox-a&hs=5cq&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&channel=sb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=VmvyU6GOB4H4yQSf34Bw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoATgK&biw=1366&bih=648

Some of those sure look like pizzas.

 

[krista4]

Scary stuff, Floppy. Glad your family is fine.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22tomato+pie%22&client=firefox-a&hs=5cq&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&channel=sb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=VmvyU6GOB4H4yQSf34Bw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoATgK&biw=1366&bih=648

Some of those sure look like pizzas.

they do. that's why people should clarify what they are talking about.

if Raiders made himself a pizza with tomatoes on it, does that really seem worth asking if it needs to be eaten hot or for Cosjobs to tell him to use "different ingredients" when we don't even know what ingredients he used in the first place?

 

[krista4]

ATTENTION TEXANS: The sellers of the new house are moving to a golf community on South Padre Island. I repeat, South Padre Island.

Now can I get some suggestions? :(

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This one uses bacon (albeit turkey bacon) - I think we're getting somewhere.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

ATTENTION TEXANS: The sellers of the new house are moving to a golf community on South Padre Island. I repeat, South Padre Island.

Now can I get some suggestions? :(

Tony Gwynn poster?

 

[Frostillicus]

ATTENTION TEXANS: The sellers of the new house are moving to a golf community on South Padre Island. I repeat, South Padre Island.

Now can I get some suggestions? :(

Beads.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Am I supposed to eat the tomato pie while it's hot?

It's pretty good. Messy though. It seems like it would be better cooled. with different ingredients

we're talking pizza here, no?

It was better cold with some bacon , onion and jalapeños. And yes, deep dish pizza with crust instead do dough.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

golf balls. tons of golf balls.

 

[General Malaise]

ATTENTION TEXANS: The sellers of the new house are moving to a golf community on South Padre Island. I repeat, South Padre Island.

Now can I get some suggestions? :(

You're welcome

 

[El Floppo]

ATTENTION TEXANS: The sellers of the new house are moving to a golf community on South Padre Island. I repeat, South Padre Island.

Now can I get some suggestions? :(

Spring Break yard glass with turtles or strippers on it.

eta: and a "get off my lawn, I'm packing heat" sign

 

[jplvr]

This looks horrible

http://lickmyspoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/tomato-pie.jpg

 

[General Malaise]

I spent Spring Break 1992 in South Padre. Backwards hats are VERY popular down there. So maybe a pair of these?

 

[krista4]

ATTENTION TEXANS: The sellers of the new house are moving to a golf community on South Padre Island. I repeat, South Padre Island.

Now can I get some suggestions? :(

You're welcome

I have this! (Actually I have the Fluenz version, but pretty much the same.)

 

[Brony]

Nice reviews from Bakersfield

 

[krista4]

I spent Spring Break 1992 in South Padre. Backwards hats are VERY popular down there. So maybe a pair of these?

I know it will come as a shock to you guys that the person on the left has a face, but wow, is it ugly.

 

[Henry Ford]

I spent Spring Break 1992 in South Padre. Backwards hats are VERY popular down there. So maybe a pair of these?

I know it will come as a shock to you guys that the person on the left has a face, but wow, is it ugly.

The black guy?

 

[Thorn]

I spent Spring Break 1992 in South Padre. Backwards hats are VERY popular down there. So maybe a pair of these?

Girl on the right seems really happy for someone who's stuck in a gravitational pull.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I spent Spring Break 1992 in South Padre. Backwards hats are VERY popular down there. So maybe a pair of these?

I know it will come as a shock to you guys that the person on the left has a face, but wow, is it ugly.

 

[Osaurus]

Schlitterbahn season passes?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

ATTENTION TEXANS: The sellers of the new house are moving to a golf community on South Padre Island. I repeat, South Padre Island.

Now can I get some suggestions? :(

As I recall, Charlie's Cherries were very popular among the female crowd in the mid-nineties.

 

[cosjobs]

Just bought tickets to see the Oddball Comedy Tour. Should be worth it just to see Bill Burr

He's great. Isn't Hannibal Burress part of that tour, too? I wouldn't mind going but I have a hard time with the $80 ticket for some stand up.

I found a $15 Groupon for this. Here is the Chicago lineup.Amy Schumer

Bill Burr

Sarah Silverman

Hannibal Buress

Chris DElia

Chris Hardwick

Jim Jefferies

Michael Che

DJ Trauma

Brody Stevens

Jim Jefferies stand-up is hilarious if you're a drunk degenerate heathen like myself.

apparently its sold out in Austin. Bad seats 80-100, good ones 125-400 from scalpers. tempting

 

[krista4]

I spent Spring Break 1992 in South Padre. Backwards hats are VERY popular down there. So maybe a pair of these?

I know it will come as a shock to you guys that the person on the left has a face, but wow, is it ugly.

Are you claiming that her face doesn't look like a foot?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I spent Spring Break 1992 in South Padre. Backwards hats are VERY popular down there. So maybe a pair of these?

Huh

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I spent Spring Break 1992 in South Padre. Backwards hats are VERY popular down there. So maybe a pair of these?

I know it will come as a shock to you guys that the person on the left has a face, but wow, is it ugly.

Are you claiming that her face doesn't look like a foot?

She's in the middle of saying something it looks like. Not flattering, but I think she probably has a prettier face than the one on the right. I was expecting Quasimodo.

 

[General Malaise]

I spent Spring Break 1992 in South Padre. Backwards hats are VERY popular down there. So maybe a pair of these?

I know it will come as a shock to you guys that the person on the left has a face, but wow, is it ugly.

Are you claiming that her face doesn't look like a foot?

A FILF?

 

[Ignoramus]

Just bought tickets to see the Oddball Comedy Tour. Should be worth it just to see Bill Burr

He's great. Isn't Hannibal Burress part of that tour, too? I wouldn't mind going but I have a hard time with the $80 ticket for some stand up.

I found a $15 Groupon for this. Here is the Chicago lineup.Amy Schumer

Bill Burr

Sarah Silverman

Hannibal Buress

Chris DElia

Chris Hardwick

Jim Jefferies

Michael Che

DJ Trauma

Brody Stevens

Jim Jefferies stand-up is hilarious if you're a drunk degenerate heathen like myself.

apparently its sold out in Austin. Bad seats 80-100, good ones 125-400 from scalpers. tempting

Thanks for the heads up! Nabbed the Groupon for the Houston show. $25 for lawn seats... would have preferred actual seating, but this is solid.

 

[General Malaise]

Try to fast today and all this talk of Tomato Pie is really helping. Actually actually true.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Try to fast today and all this talk of Tomato Pie is really helping. Actually actually true.

Do you like yours juicy or would you rather pour some salt on them tomatoes and let them sit in a colander in your sink????

 

[-fish-]

I spent Spring Break 1992 in South Padre. Backwards hats are VERY popular down there. So maybe a pair of these?

I know it will come as a shock to you guys that the person on the left has a face, but wow, is it ugly.

Are you claiming that her face doesn't look like a foot?

Now I'm stuck with Nine Inch Nails in my head, but with the lyrics changed to "Face Like a Foot"

 

[General Malaise]

Try to fast today and all this talk of Tomato Pie is really helping. Actually actually true.

Do you like yours juicy or would you rather pour some salt on them tomatoes and let them sit in a colander in your sink????

I like them genocided and extinct.

 

[Thorn]

I spent Spring Break 1992 in South Padre. Backwards hats are VERY popular down there. So maybe a pair of these?

I know it will come as a shock to you guys that the person on the left has a face, but wow, is it ugly.

Are you claiming that her face doesn't look like a foot?

A FILF?

She does look rather FILFy.