GM's thread about nothing (40 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There are over 40 new or first-year teachers in our district and school starts tomorrow. One of them apparently thinks sending me emails telling me things are "high priority!!" and she "needs it for the first day" Is the acceptable way to solve her tech issues, when the real issue is her (also new) principal put her in a room without a projector and turned the room next door (had a projector bolted to the ceiling, electric service run to the ceiling, and all the cabling in place) into a ####### "motor-room".

I think I'm going to make her cry in front of her class tomorrow unless I wake up in a better mood. I couldn't help her even if I wanted to since the electrician would need to wire her room and securely bolt the mounting plate to the ceiling, but now I think she needs to understand that maybe, just maybe, making sure the whole district has student schedules loaded and can login and take attendance is a tad more important than her not being able to make it through a day without showing a video. Also, we'll review the big button labelled "technology work order" on her desktop, which puts her issue in the queue for her school tech and me both to see. I can't wait to see what first-year teacher replaces her next year.

BTW, I'm blaming the Reds' bullpen for this rant.

#### you right in the neck, buddy.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'll have a drink with you guys.

I am also in for some drinking. It's me, my daughter and my MIL here in my house tonight. Wife gone until Thursday. My MIL got here back when Fergesun, MO was a peaceful little suburb and Robin Williams was still available for Mrs. Doubtfire II.

Drinking? Oh....I'm just waiting for the liquor to trickle down my throat in droves and waves.

Well, there are a 2-3 really rich cities

mr. roboto would like to know more.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Seriously, her ### makes me horny.

 

[shuke]

no speech, just an eight ounce glass of fine California wine shot in my kid's playroom

http://youtu.be/o7fk6OJWYoE

"This video is private"

 

[Frostillicus]

Seriously, her ### makes me horny.

Speaking of this I just started Easy A. So see you guys later.

 

[shuke]

I dropped a poker table on my foot and broke my toe today. Drinking to dull the pain.

Probably gout.

I'm about to celebrate my Third Annual Loss of Right Big Toenail. :( Wasn't it you who posted about losing your toenail last year and having another toenail growing underneath? I think Disco Stu and I commiserated on (celebrated?) our toenail losses.

Anyway, RIP Right Big Toenail. You were my favorite one yet.

I don't think I actually lost one. One grew under the existing one and they kind of grew together. It's real purty.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'll have a drink with you guys.

I am also in for some drinking. It's me, my daughter and my MIL here in my house tonight. Wife gone until Thursday. My MIL got here back when Fergesun, MO was a peaceful little suburb and Robin Williams was still available for Mrs. Doubtfire II.

Drinking? Oh....I'm just waiting for the liquor to trickle down my throat in droves and waves.

Well, there are a 2-3 really rich cities

mr. roboto would like to know more.

Clayton>>>>Ladue>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Huntleigh

 

[kevzilla]

no speech, just an eight ounce glass of fine California wine shot in my kid's playroom

http://youtu.be/o7fk6OJWYoE

This video is private.

 

[bentley]

This one friend of mine once sent me 32 texts in a row with either an exclamation point or an emoji. Current streak is now 21. Is it weird that I'm now texting questions in a way that I know will elicit a !? Got to keep the streak alive!

 

[bentley]

I grew a replacement toenail under my original toenail after a half marathon last year. It was way weird.

 

[Frostillicus]

This one friend of mine once sent me 32 texts in a row with either an exclamation point or an emoji. Current streak is now 21. Is it weird that I'm now texting questions in a way that I know will elicit a !? Got to keep the streak alive!

Such as?

 

[Josie Maran]

Seriously, her ### makes me horny.

Speaking of this I just started Easy A. So see you guys later.

Throw one out for me, teammate!!!

 

[Josie Maran]

This one friend of mine once sent me 32 texts in a row with either an exclamation point or an emoji. Current streak is now 21. Is it weird that I'm now texting questions in a way that I know will elicit a !? Got to keep the streak alive!

Male or female?

 

[bentley]

This one friend of mine once sent me 32 texts in a row with either an exclamation point or an emoji. Current streak is now 21. Is it weird that I'm now texting questions in a way that I know will elicit a !? Got to keep the streak alive!

Such as?

She just finished Breaking Bad so that's always a ripe topic. And apparently questions about how great I am also result in a lot of them.

 

[Josie Maran]

This one friend of mine once sent me 32 texts in a row with either an exclamation point or an emoji. Current streak is now 21. Is it weird that I'm now texting questions in a way that I know will elicit a !? Got to keep the streak alive!

Male or female?

Cause now I feel kinda self conscious about my use of punctuation and emoticons!!!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This one friend of mine once sent me 32 texts in a row with either an exclamation point or an emoji. Current streak is now 21. Is it weird that I'm now texting questions in a way that I know will elicit a !? Got to keep the streak alive!

Such as?

She just finished Breaking Bad so that's always a ripe topic. And apparently questions about how great I am also result in a lot of them.

You are pretty great.

 

[Rustoleum]

There are over 40 new or first-year teachers in our district and school starts tomorrow. One of them apparently thinks sending me emails telling me things are "high priority!!" and she "needs it for the first day" Is the acceptable way to solve her tech issues, when the real issue is her (also new) principal put her in a room without a projector and turned the room next door (had a projector bolted to the ceiling, electric service run to the ceiling, and all the cabling in place) into a ####### "motor-room".

I think I'm going to make her cry in front of her class tomorrow unless I wake up in a better mood. I couldn't help her even if I wanted to since the electrician would need to wire her room and securely bolt the mounting plate to the ceiling, but now I think she needs to understand that maybe, just maybe, making sure the whole district has student schedules loaded and can login and take attendance is a tad more important than her not being able to make it through a day without showing a video.Also, we'll review the big button labelled "technology work order" on her desktop, which puts her issue in the queue for her school tech and me both to see. I can't wait to see what first-year teacher replaces her next year.

BTW, I'm blaming the Reds' bullpen for this rant.

#### you right in the neck, buddy.

I would throttle your bandwidth so hard it would take that stupid cat a month to jump out of those pillows.

 

[Josie Maran]

This one friend of mine once sent me 32 texts in a row with either an exclamation point or an emoji. Current streak is now 21. Is it weird that I'm now texting questions in a way that I know will elicit a !? Got to keep the streak alive!

Such as?

She just finished Breaking Bad so that's always a ripe topic. And apparently questions about how great I am also result in a lot of them.

You are pretty great.

I don't believe you when you say this. Where's the heart? Where's the enthusiasm?

If only there were some way to show it!!!!

 

[Josie Maran]

There are over 40 new or first-year teachers in our district and school starts tomorrow. One of them apparently thinks sending me emails telling me things are "high priority!!" and she "needs it for the first day" Is the acceptable way to solve her tech issues, when the real issue is her (also new) principal put her in a room without a projector and turned the room next door (had a projector bolted to the ceiling, electric service run to the ceiling, and all the cabling in place) into a ####### "motor-room".

I think I'm going to make her cry in front of her class tomorrow unless I wake up in a better mood. I couldn't help her even if I wanted to since the electrician would need to wire her room and securely bolt the mounting plate to the ceiling, but now I think she needs to understand that maybe, just maybe, making sure the whole district has student schedules loaded and can login and take attendance is a tad more important than her not being able to make it through a day without showing a video.Also, we'll review the big button labelled "technology work order" on her desktop, which puts her issue in the queue for her school tech and me both to see. I can't wait to see what first-year teacher replaces her next year.

BTW, I'm blaming the Reds' bullpen for this rant.

#### you right in the neck, buddy.

I would throttle your bandwidth so hard it would take that stupid cat a month to jump out of those pillows.

 

[bentley]

This one friend of mine once sent me 32 texts in a row with either an exclamation point or an emoji. Current streak is now 21. Is it weird that I'm now texting questions in a way that I know will elicit a !? Got to keep the streak alive!

Such as?

She just finished Breaking Bad so that's always a ripe topic. And apparently questions about how great I am also result in a lot of them.

You are pretty great.

You're way greater, btw. Actually true.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a male friend who uses more exclamation points in his FB posts than a room full of 12 year old girls. This guy is 48, hetero, owns a couple of businesses and is a sports fanatic. It is really weird.

Posting a funny video: "Classic!!!!!"

Huge Vikings fan: "SKOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posting a video about a piano player: "Holy talent batman!!!!!"

Posting a motorcycle video: "I have this same machine,that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen on Facebook!!!!! If you've ever have ridden a bike equipped like that you know what I mean!!! Bravo!!!!!!"

Posting a photo of Johnny Football "This bozo is a ### clown!!!! So glad my boys picked Teddy Bridgewater and not this #####!!!!!"

Twins fan as well: "Congrats to Michael Cuddyer for hitting his second cycle yesterday for the Rockies gotta be my favorite X twin!!!'"

All of those were posted either today or yesterday.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pretty terrible attempt

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There are over 40 new or first-year teachers in our district and school starts tomorrow. One of them apparently thinks sending me emails telling me things are "high priority!!" and she "needs it for the first day" Is the acceptable way to solve her tech issues, when the real issue is her (also new) principal put her in a room without a projector and turned the room next door (had a projector bolted to the ceiling, electric service run to the ceiling, and all the cabling in place) into a ####### "motor-room".

I think I'm going to make her cry in front of her class tomorrow unless I wake up in a better mood. I couldn't help her even if I wanted to since the electrician would need to wire her room and securely bolt the mounting plate to the ceiling, but now I think she needs to understand that maybe, just maybe, making sure the whole district has student schedules loaded and can login and take attendance is a tad more important than her not being able to make it through a day without showing a video.Also, we'll review the big button labelled "technology work order" on her desktop, which puts her issue in the queue for her school tech and me both to see. I can't wait to see what first-year teacher replaces her next year.

BTW, I'm blaming the Reds' bullpen for this rant.

#### you right in the neck, buddy.

I would throttle your bandwidth so hard it would take that stupid cat a month to jump out of those pillows.

I actually feel for our tech guys. I am constantly amazed (not sure why really) at just how bad most teachers are when it comes to tech stuff.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have a male friend who uses more exclamation points in his FB posts than a room full of 12 year old girls. This guy is 48, hetero, owns a couple of businesses and is a sports fanatic. It is really weird.

Posting a funny video: "Classic!!!!!"

Huge Vikings fan: "SKOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posting a video about a piano player: "Holy talent batman!!!!!"

Posting a motorcycle video: "I have this same machine,that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen on Facebook!!!!! If you've ever have ridden a bike equipped like that you know what I mean!!! Bravo!!!!!!"

Posting a photo of Johnny Football "This bozo is a ### clown!!!! So glad my boys picked Teddy Bridgewater and not this #####!!!!!"

Twins fan as well: "Congrats to Michael Cuddyer for hitting his second cycle yesterday for the Rockies gotta be my favorite X twin!!!'"

All of those were posted either today or yesterday.

So you offered to blow him and he said no?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pretty terrible attempt

Why do you sound like you're trying out for a community theater production of "The Sopranos Musical"?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a male friend who uses more exclamation points in his FB posts than a room full of 12 year old girls. This guy is 48, hetero, owns a couple of businesses and is a sports fanatic. It is really weird.

Posting a funny video: "Classic!!!!!"

Huge Vikings fan: "SKOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posting a video about a piano player: "Holy talent batman!!!!!"

Posting a motorcycle video: "I have this same machine,that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen on Facebook!!!!! If you've ever have ridden a bike equipped like that you know what I mean!!! Bravo!!!!!!"

Posting a photo of Johnny Football "This bozo is a ### clown!!!! So glad my boys picked Teddy Bridgewater and not this #####!!!!!"

Twins fan as well: "Congrats to Michael Cuddyer for hitting his second cycle yesterday for the Rockies gotta be my favorite X twin!!!'"

All of those were posted either today or yesterday.

So you offered to blow him and he said no?

Look, buddy...if I offer to blow someone they would be crazy to say "no".

 

[Josie Maran]

Pretty terrible attempt

I would totally put you as my #2 in Homer's Wacky Mafia Family.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pretty terrible attempt

Why do you sound like you're trying out for a community theater production of "The Sopranos Musical"?

I talk like that when I'm drunk sometimes. I can't help it. I might be insane as my wife has always suspected.

 

[Josie Maran]

I have a male friend who uses more exclamation points in his FB posts than a room full of 12 year old girls. This guy is 48, hetero, owns a couple of businesses and is a sports fanatic. It is really weird.

Posting a funny video: "Classic!!!!!"

Huge Vikings fan: "SKOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posting a video about a piano player: "Holy talent batman!!!!!"

Posting a motorcycle video: "I have this same machine,that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen on Facebook!!!!! If you've ever have ridden a bike equipped like that you know what I mean!!! Bravo!!!!!!"

Posting a photo of Johnny Football "This bozo is a ### clown!!!! So glad my boys picked Teddy Bridgewater and not this #####!!!!!"

Twins fan as well: "Congrats to Michael Cuddyer for hitting his second cycle yesterday for the Rockies gotta be my favorite X twin!!!'"

All of those were posted either today or yesterday.

So you offered to blow him and he said no?

Look, buddy...if I offer to blow someone they would be crazy to say "no".

:confirmed:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pretty terrible attempt

I would totally put you as my #2 in Homer's Wacky Mafia Family.

I hope I make it to season 6.

 

[Josie Maran]

Pretty terrible attempt

I would totally put you as my #2 in Homer's Wacky Mafia Family.

I hope I make it to season 6.

Sorry, man. You know I love you...but we all serve the story.

 

[strykerpks]

BTW, I'm blaming the Reds' bullpen for this rant.

I can't even watch any more. 4 straight nights.

Yeah, eff those guys.

Pretty terrible attempt

Do you know where that finger has been? /airplane

 

[Josie Maran]

FYI Tanner, SLB, and I are conversing and there hasn't been a single quote from American Dad thrown out there. This hasn't happened since Babylegs O'Hourlihan tussled with Chex Lemeneaux outside of that self-storage place in Mesa (it's outside of Phoenix).

Tell them how you killed out baby, Amanda.

 

[Josie Maran]

Also, my phone autofilled "Lemeneaux"

I may have had conversations about this show with others.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

FYI Tanner, SLB, and I are conversing and there hasn't been a single quote from American Dad thrown out there. This hasn't happened since Babylegs O'Hourlihan tussled with Chex Lemeneaux outside of that self-storage place in Mesa (it's outside of Phoenix).

Tell them how you killed out baby, Amanda.

“Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.”

 

[St. Louis Bob]

“I can’t enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me.”

Actually true

 

[Josie Maran]

FYI Tanner, SLB, and I are conversing and there hasn't been a single quote from American Dad thrown out there. This hasn't happened since Babylegs O'Hourlihan tussled with Chex Lemeneaux outside of that self-storage place in Mesa (it's outside of Phoenix).

Tell them how you killed out baby, Amanda.

Bobby, if you werent my son, Id hug you.

Mother####er.

 

[Josie Maran]

I cant enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me.

Actually true

Better.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Why do people engage the Eminences and MC Gas Moneys of the world?

This is really good posting. I've mentioned the same thing before. If you're still up, I just got home and will be drinking

 

[DA RAIDERS]

no speech, just an eight ounce glass of fine California wine shot in my kid's playroom

http://youtu.be/o7fk6OJWYoE

private

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I dropped a poker table on my foot and broke my toe today. Drinking to dull the pain.

Probably gout.

I'm about to celebrate my Third Annual Loss of Right Big Toenail. :( Wasn't it you who posted about losing your toenail last year and having another toenail growing underneath? I think Disco Stu and I commiserated on (celebrated?) our toenail losses.

Anyway, RIP Right Big Toenail. You were my favorite one yet.

back when I was moron and thought I should probably be on US ski team, I would buy the tightest, most unforgiving ski boots, all in the pursuit of high performance. My stupid ### lost both big toe nails...............twice. I did have an awesome 3-4 foot geyser of blood shoot out of both toenails, when I lanced them. The pizza delivery guy became our best friend that trip To park city, he got us tons and tons of booze. Oh and drugs. This was before the Olympics came to PC and getting booze was a giant pain in the ###.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Raiders, time for us to throw a pig roast during your time in my fair city in November?

God I would love to!!! There'll be 2 other guys with me and didn't you move to the pacific coast? . How would we get back to the city if we swined it up on Saturday? Right now the loose plan is fly in sat morning chill, have dinner somewhere fun, be football idiots on Sunday and fly back on Monday afternoon

 

[YSR]

Yep, 5:00 a.m. Guess it's time for bed.

 

[YSR]

FYI Tanner, SLB, and I are conversing

Stupid kids.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Still drinking here.

 

[Osaurus]

Busy evening in here....was the draft as active?

 

[Guster]

no speech, just an eight ounce glass of fine California wine shot in my kid's playroom

http://youtu.be/o7fk6OJWYoE

Thorn'd it

 

[El Floppo]

Floppo - glad everyone is ok...but how did the car hit the stroller and no damage? had it just slowed at that point? i'm just curious more than anything.

no idea. I'm assuming she was crossing, car hit her stroller slightly and then drove off... must've slowed to do this. dunno.

Ok- so she started crossing Delancey and a small SUV came from the one-way street she was walking on (Orchard) and made the right onto Delancey, hitting the stroller in the process knocking it slightly over (wife had to catch it) and kept going. She said the SUV was going fast... so freaking lucky this ####### didn't kill my daughter. And considering he's making a right- no way he doesn't see them; I think he was in a hurry and didn't want to yield to the pedestrians (law/common-sense).

She called 911, told them what happened and that she and kid were ok. Cops came and were distinctly unhelpful and seemed to not want to have to deal with the incident so they wouldn't have to write up any paperwork. Ambulance came- very helpful. It appears that an accident involving a kid under the age of 5 means major Cover Your ### mode for NYC, so they took her into the ambulance (which my 3yo apparently loved) and gave her a full check-out. Then... according to regulation, they were going to take her to the hospital ER. My wife declined- but first needed to speak to a supervisor- on the phone AND in person (had to wait for them to get there) and then talk to a doctor (on the phone). At this point the cops realized that, at least to the NYFD, this WAS a big deal, so they started their own paperwork.

It happened fast, but my wife saw some license plate digits- told the cops, who ran them and came up with nothing... she was missing at least one digit, even if she got them all right. I figured that between a general make of car (red suv), state and some digits from plate they'd be able to get something. Nope. There have to be cameras leading to the WBurgh bridge- and I wish this warranted somebody pulling that info to bust this ####er.

Here's the photos of the SUV, btw. just in case any of you are CSI photo forensic pros and can make out the license plate.

Post this on reddit and they'll figure out whose car that is.

I ALREADY IDENTIFIED THE YEAR, MAKE AND MODEL!!!

That was excellent work0 thanks.

posting this to Reddit scares the crap out of me. I don't want to i-die.

 

[jplvr]

Reddit will find the culprit in no time... Along with about 20 innocent people who didnt even drive that day.

 

[Osaurus]

Medicine Man is a turd of the biggest magnitude