GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[krista4]

Mr. krista has arrived home with the following: paint (check!), gravel (check!), keys (check!) and...charcoal.

 

[El Floppo]

Mr. krista has arrived home with the following: paint (check!), gravel (check!), keys (check!) and...charcoal.

to be fair, you can cover your cords with charcoal. check and mate.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Mr. krista has arrived home with the following: paint (check!), gravel (check!), keys (check!) and...charcoal.

What was that last one... I know it started with a 'C'.. charcoal! YEs!

 

[Josie Maran]

Mr. krista has arrived home with the following: paint (check!), gravel (check!), keys (check!) and...charcoal.

Where do I collect my winnings?

 

[Josie Maran]

http://youtu.be/EqzsQxn1kj0

Not a shot video. Better.

 

[krista4]

Mr. krista has arrived home with the following: paint (check!), gravel (check!), keys (check!) and...charcoal.

Where do I collect my winnings?

 

[krista4]

http://youtu.be/EqzsQxn1kj0

Not a shot video. Better.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

http://youtu.be/EqzsQxn1kj0

Not a shot video. Better.

 

[Tecumseh]

http://youtu.be/EqzsQxn1kj0

Not a shot video. Better.

"I'm a cricket!"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The music here is 80s pop of the awful variety. Irene Cara with What a Feeling makes my pants tight though (the movie, not her).

The part where she's fooled into doing porn and starts to cry?

Really? I might have to go watch this now.

Movie, not show.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Thanks GB's.

Dylan got in trouble at school yesterday in science class. It seems they were talking about mass and the teacher had sheet on the overhead explaining it. When she wasn't looking, he covered up the "m". She realized what happened when the rest of class burst out in laughter.

This kid is a menace.

 

[Gadzooks]

Why do females post pics of their toes after getting them painted? Just really proud of them? I always wonder when I see this and lately I've been seeing it a lot, about 5 different females posted pics last night. Now last night I man-scaped and I did a really great job. Should I post a pic of my balls and say something about how they're smooth as egg shells?

 

[General Malaise]

http://youtu.be/EqzsQxn1kj0

Not a shot video. Better.

 

[Tecumseh]

Why do females post pics of their toes after getting them painted? Just really proud of them? I always wonder when I see this and lately I've been seeing it a lot, about 5 different females posted pics last night. Now last night I man-scaped and I did a really great job. Should I post a pic of my balls and say something about how they're smooth as egg shells?

Well, yeah. Duh.

 

[General Malaise]

Why do females post pics of their toes after getting them painted? Just really proud of them? I always wonder when I see this and lately I've been seeing it a lot, about 5 different females posted pics last night. Now last night I man-scaped and I did a really great job. Should I post a pic of my balls and say something about how they're smooth as egg shells?

I kinda like the feet pics.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

"She starts sucking on the God's toes...I ain't had a manicure/pedicure since '89"

 

[Gadzooks]

Why do females post pics of their toes after getting them painted? Just really proud of them? I always wonder when I see this and lately I've been seeing it a lot, about 5 different females posted pics last night. Now last night I man-scaped and I did a really great job. Should I post a pic of my balls and say something about how they're smooth as egg shells?

I kinda like the feet pics.

What about a pic of Shuke's double toe-nail thingy?

 

[Osaurus]

The music here is 80s pop of the awful variety. Irene Cara with What a Feeling makes my pants tight though (the movie, not her).

The part where she's fooled into doing porn and starts to cry?

Really? I might have to go watch this now.

A tour de force IMO

 

[Tecumseh]

Hey Homer, you went to Bowling Green, right? What is there to do over that way besides Cedar Point?

 

[Josie Maran]

Hey Homer, you went to Bowling Green, right? What is there to do over that way besides Cedar Point?

Drink. A lot.

I guess for sports, you're 45 minutes from Detroit and 90 from Cleveland. For vacationing, there's Put-In-Bay and Kelley's Island among other spots on the lake, good fishing and sailing and whatnot. What are you looking for?

 

[Tecumseh]

Some friends are heading up there for Labor Day weekend, and have an extra day. They are just looking for something to do.

 

[Josie Maran]

Some friends are heading up there for Labor Day weekend, and have an extra day. They are just looking for something to do.

Lots of college chicks in the area.

 

[Tecumseh]

Some friends are heading up there for Labor Day weekend, and have an extra day. They are just looking for something to do.

Lots of college chicks in the area.

Perfect!

 

[Disco Stu]

http://youtu.be/EqzsQxn1kj0

Not a shot video. Better.

World's biggest chipmunk imo.

 

[Disco Stu]

GB biggy.

 

[Josie Maran]

GB biggy.

Awesome.

 

[Guster]

http://youtu.be/EqzsQxn1kj0

Not a shot video. Better.

I'm a cricket

Almost shot beer out my nose laughing at that.

 

[Guster]

http://youtu.be/EqzsQxn1kj0

Not a shot video. Better.

I'm a cricket

Almost shot beer out my nose laughing at that.

Watched it again

The look of excitement on your face

 

[Guster]

Hey Homer, you went to Bowling Green, right? What is there to do over that way besides Cedar Point?

Drink. A lot.

I guess for sports, you're 45 minutes from Detroit and 90 from Cleveland. For vacationing, there's Put-In-Bay and Kelley's Island among other spots on the lake, good fishing and sailing and whatnot. What are you looking for?

Went to Kelleys Island with the girl last weekend and had a blast

Was the perfect mix of relaxing getaway time for us to connect and party it up

 

[Disco Stu]

http://youtu.be/EqzsQxn1kj0

Not a shot video. Better.

I'm a cricket

Almost shot beer out my nose laughing at that.

Watched it again

The look of excitement on your face

That's the best part. So lovable.

 

[kevzilla]

http://youtu.be/EqzsQxn1kj0

Not a shot video. Better.

I'm a cricket

Almost shot beer out my nose laughing at that.

Also, he hasn't changed clothes.

 

[Annyong]

Pretty good life-hacks here

 

[Josie Maran]

http://youtu.be/EqzsQxn1kj0

Not a shot video. Better.

I'm a cricket

Almost shot beer out my nose laughing at that.

Also, he hasn't changed clothes.

They're comfortable!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

http://youtu.be/EqzsQxn1kj0

Not a shot video. Better.

I'm a cricket

Almost shot beer out my nose laughing at that.

Also, he hasn't changed clothes.

 

[Osaurus]

Love the comments

 

[Ignoramus]

switched to galaxy 5 and now some people with iphones can't text me. neat.

They are sending as imessage. They need to send as text.

 

[Abraham]

switched to galaxy 5 and now some people with iphones can't text me. neat.

They are sending as imessage. They need to send as text.

Maybe "they" aren't the problem....

 

[Annyong]

Pretty sure my 3 year old just faked falling asleep at the dinner table to get out of eating his dinner.

 

[Abraham]

Pretty sure my 3 year old just faked falling asleep at the dinner table to get out of eating his dinner.

That's a trick that will serve him well in to adulthood.

 

[Annyong]

Pretty sure my 3 year old just faked falling asleep at the dinner table to get out of eating his dinner.

That's a trick that will serve him well in to adulthood.

I wonder where he got it from? I usually fall asleep pass out on the couch

 

[Osaurus]

Space Vegas Buck Rogers episode is awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks GB's.

Dylan got in trouble at school yesterday in science class. It seems they were talking about mass and the teacher had sheet on the overhead explaining it. When she wasn't looking, he covered up the "m". She realized what happened when the rest of class burst out in laughter.

This kid is a menace.

But girls in biker shorts are so fly to me

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Pretty good life-hacks here

Is he wearing a shorty robe for the potato/dishwasher part?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A family from Dallas (Texas not the TV show) moved in down the street over the summer. If you check your notebooks, you'll remember that our driveway is the bus stop. This is relevant because their youngest is in Kindergarten which means a parent needs to stay with him until the bus arrives. This broad always wears yoga pants and has the most incredible body. Oh yeah, she's super cute too. Oh.....man....

Not her youngest kid, her oldest. I'm guessing she's high 20's lower 30's. Oh that asssssss

 

[krista4]

http://youtu.be/EqzsQxn1kj0

Not a shot video. Better.

I'm a cricket

Almost shot beer out my nose laughing at that.

Watched it again

The look of excitement on your face

I'm nearly in tears watching this again. "I'm a cricket" is now part of the GMTAN lexicon, and this video should be added to the first post.

 

[T Bell]

http://youtu.be/EqzsQxn1kj0

Not a shot video. Better.

World's biggest chipmunk imo.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

T Bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[T Bell]

A family from Dallas (Texas not the TV show) moved in down the street over the summer. If you check your notebooks, you'll remember that our driveway is the bus stop. This is relevant because their youngest is in Kindergarten which means a parent needs to stay with him until the bus arrives. This broad always wears yoga pants and has the most incredible body. Oh yeah, she's super cute too. Oh.....man....

Not her youngest kid, her oldest. I'm guessing she's high 20's lower 30's. Oh that asssssss

Is the smoke from Ferguson's daily tear gassing interfering with your ability to pic-ify this story, chief?

 

[T Bell]

T Bell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What?

 

[Josie Maran]

http://youtu.be/EqzsQxn1kj0

Not a shot video. Better.

World's biggest chipmunk imo.

Hey buddy.