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I punched myself in the face the other night. Actually true.

1) Have arm fall asleep

2) Wake up flailing around

3) Roll over and swing arm that you don't really have control over towards your face

4) :moneybag: :topcat:

Don't worry, I'm OK.
I wonder if chicks (I supposed dudes too) who get off on rough sex have ever tried something like this while self-pleasuring.

 
I punched myself in the face the other night. Actually true.

1) Have arm fall asleep

2) Wake up flailing around

3) Roll over and swing arm that you don't really have control over towards your face

4) :moneybag: :topcat:

Don't worry, I'm OK.
I wonder if chicks (I supposed dudes too) who get off on rough sex have ever tried something like this while self-pleasuring.
I'll text knuckles and ask

 
I punched myself in the face the other night. Actually true.

1) Have arm fall asleep

2) Wake up flailing around

3) Roll over and swing arm that you don't really have control over towards your face

4) :moneybag: :topcat:

Don't worry, I'm OK.
I wonder if chicks (I supposed dudes too) who get off on rough sex have ever tried something like this while self-pleasuring.
I'll text knuckles and ask
Semi-related: Pretty sure Meg digs me.

 
I punched myself in the face the other night. Actually true.

1) Have arm fall asleep

2) Wake up flailing around

3) Roll over and swing arm that you don't really have control over towards your face

4) :moneybag: :topcat:

Don't worry, I'm OK.
I wonder if chicks (I supposed dudes too) who get off on rough sex have ever tried something like this while self-pleasuring.
I'll text knuckles and ask
Semi-related: Pretty sure Meg digs me.
she always has, GB

 
ok the AutoCorrect is so bad and I'm so shameless I'm going to do this entirely by voice recognition paragraph I'm at the bar that Homer and I scouted before cos holethey salehappy happy van Winkle 4 204 a shot. That 20 a shot. I don't think it's any extra for the coke. Is this a bi opportunity

 
ok the AutoCorrect is so bad and I'm so shameless I'm going to do this entirely by voice recognition paragraph I'm at the bar that Homer and I scouted before cos holethey salehappy happy van Winkle 4 204 a shot. That 20 a shot. I don't think it's any extra for the coke. Is this a bi opportunity
it must recognize something in your voice.

 
May save me some money, let them protest. :oldunsure:
I don't see any way how this doesn't end very badly.
Yeah. Either the Rams or Cowboys are going to win.
Oh the football is going to be horrible. No dute aboot it.

A bunch of idiots "causing trouble" and trying to "shut down the game" is a really bad idea considering they'll be outnumbered 50-1. Most of those 50 are going to be drunk and so irrational. we keep paying to see a team that is 51-108 over the last 10 years.

 
ok the AutoCorrect is so bad and I'm so shameless I'm going to do this entirely by voice recognition paragraph I'm at the bar that Homer and I scouted before cos holethey salehappy happy van Winkle 4 204 a shot. That 20 a shot. I don't think it's any extra for the coke. Is this a bi opportunity
drunk cos? or just bad autocorrect cos? or both?

 
so this isn't bad I'm in a draft and people post only pics out there RapFix and they're like 500 games and I never have any idea the graphic

 
<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="St. Louis Bob" data-cid="17252670" data-time="1411166748"><p><p><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="cosjobs" data-cid="17252663" data-time="1411166664"><p> <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="St. Louis Bob" data-cid="17252623" data-time="1411166101">that's something I'd never hear enough of

 
My son leaned his entire bodyweight on our pedestal sink, causing two pipes to separate. These would be the two that I have no clue how to fix, meaning it's either a plumber or the new sink which my wife's been hinting about anyway. Super happy.

 
<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="St. Louis Bob" data-cid="17252670" data-time="1411166748"><p><p><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="cosjobs" data-cid="17252663" data-time="1411166664"><p> <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="St. Louis Bob" data-cid="17252623" data-time="1411166101">fist pump

 
My son leaned his entire bodyweight on our pedestal sink, causing two pipes to separate. These would be the two that I have no clue how to fix, meaning it's either a plumber or the new sink which my wife's been hinting about anyway. Super happy.
that's hot and cold turn off your hot water heater and turn it off at the street. Fix it andturn it back on
 
My son leaned his entire bodyweight on our pedestal sink, causing two pipes to separate. These would be the two that I have no clue how to fix, meaning it's either a plumber or the new sink which my wife's been hinting about anyway. Super happy.
My wife's fat cousin twisted one of the bathroom sink handles so hard that it popped off in the middle of the night, sending 60PSI water shooting straight up in the air for at least 15 minutes before we woke up and shut it off. Flooded half of our house and cost about $10K to repair floors and do mold remediation.

So it could be worse.

 
My son leaned his entire bodyweight on our pedestal sink, causing two pipes to separate. These would be the two that I have no clue how to fix, meaning it's either a plumber or the new sink which my wife's been hinting about anyway. Super happy.
My wife's fat cousin twisted one of the bathroom sink handles so hard that it popped off in the middle of the night, sending 60PSI water shooting straight up in the air for at least 15 minutes before we woke up and shut it off. Flooded half of our house and cost about $10K to repair floors and do mold remediation.

So it could be worse.
That's way worse.

 

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