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I wonder if chicks (I supposed dudes too) who get off on rough sex have ever tried something like this while self-pleasuring.I punched myself in the face the other night. Actually true.
1) Have arm fall asleep
2) Wake up flailing around
3) Roll over and swing arm that you don't really have control over towards your face
4)
Don't worry, I'm OK.
I'll text knuckles and askI wonder if chicks (I supposed dudes too) who get off on rough sex have ever tried something like this while self-pleasuring.I punched myself in the face the other night. Actually true.
1) Have arm fall asleep
2) Wake up flailing around
3) Roll over and swing arm that you don't really have control over towards your face
4)
Don't worry, I'm OK.
Semi-related: Pretty sure Meg digs me.I'll text knuckles and askI wonder if chicks (I supposed dudes too) who get off on rough sex have ever tried something like this while self-pleasuring.I punched myself in the face the other night. Actually true.
1) Have arm fall asleep
2) Wake up flailing around
3) Roll over and swing arm that you don't really have control over towards your face
4)
Don't worry, I'm OK.
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she always has, GBSemi-related: Pretty sure Meg digs me.I'll text knuckles and askI wonder if chicks (I supposed dudes too) who get off on rough sex have ever tried something like this while self-pleasuring.I punched myself in the face the other night. Actually true.
1) Have arm fall asleep
2) Wake up flailing around
3) Roll over and swing arm that you don't really have control over towards your face
4)
Don't worry, I'm OK.
I read that column on a semi-regular basisI just heard it on the radio. It reads even worse than it sounds.
I read that column on a semi-regular basisI just heard it on the radio. It reads even worse than it sounds.
I don't see any way how this doesn't end very badly.May save me some money, let them protest.
Yeah. Either the Rams or Cowboys are going to win.I don't see any way how this doesn't end very badly.May save me some money, let them protest.
Oh the football is going to be horrible. No dute aboot it.Yeah. Either the Rams or Cowboys are going to win.I don't see any way how this doesn't end very badly.May save me some money, let them protest.
If they really want to make white people to take notice, I'd suggest dumping Pumpkin Spice Lattes by the gallon into the gutters.
I knowI read that column on a semi-regular basisI just heard it on the radio. It reads even worse than it sounds.
that's hot and cold turn off your hot water heater and turn it off at the street. Fix it andturn it back on
My wife's fat cousin twisted one of the bathroom sink handles so hard that it popped off in the middle of the night, sending 60PSI water shooting straight up in the air for at least 15 minutes before we woke up and shut it off. Flooded half of our house and cost about $10K to repair floors and do mold remediation.
I get it. I get jokes.
